Alien star

Chapter 56

The press conference in the afternoon went smoothly. Kakami memorized Sun Xin’s manuscript word by word, jumping out word by word like a robot. The speed of his speech was so slow that the reporters wanted to run outside first. 800 meters.

Regarding the suicide, Kakami insisted that it was just looking at the scenery, and the reporters couldn't figure out anything, so they focused on Duan Xiaoming. Anyway, violence is very bad for the image of a star. Yes, especially if the object of violence is a minor.But when the reporters attacked Kakami with full fire, Duan Xiaoming appeared!

The spotlights of the reporters flickered so fast that they were about to explode, making Duan Xiaoming, who had never been through this battle, almost fainted.

Duan Xiaoming is naturally courageous, so he is not afraid to face a group of wolves and tigers. He said: "Don't slander my master! I was ignorant at the beginning, so I am very happy if the master forgives me. Don't provoke the relationship between me and Master! He is the man I admire most!"

The reporters are all dumbfounded. A boy of Duan Xiaoming's age should be the one who cares about face the most. After being taught a lesson on the street and seeing it in the newspapers, he should be so angry. What about Kakami?And what's the matter with one master at a time?

The reporter asked, "Duan Xiaoming, why are you called Master Kakami?"

Duan Xiaoming said: "Because he is my master, I have formally worshiped the master, and I am the master's closed disciple!"

The reporter asked: "Are you the master of acting? You want to enter the entertainment industry."

Duan Xiaoming said: "You think too much! Master is the master who taught me martial arts."

Reporter: "..." Come on, I don't think much at all, what I think is the most logical, okay? !Who the hell would think that one would learn martial arts by worshiping a big star as a teacher? !

After Duan Xiaoming mentioned it, the reporters all recalled that there was a video that went viral on the Internet. Kakami used two fingers to easily break open the railing of the gutter and rescued a cat. Could it be that he really knows something mysterious? Chinese martial arts failed? !

The focus of the reporters shifted, and they asked Kakami about martial arts. Kakami responded in his Kakami style, either "um" or "oh", and the reporters were so anxious that they threw the microphone He didn't move when his nose was on.

In any case, this press conference quickly restored Kakami's public image, and even brought his mystery and popularity to another level - a handsome head from an ancient martial arts family or something Can't be more romantic and legendary!

Lan Yuan and Gu Wenyou watched the live broadcast of the press conference on the patrol car with their mobile phones connected to the Internet, and both of them breathed a sigh of relief.

Gu Wenyou said: "Tsk, being a star is really tiring, and things can be found out so early. Fortunately, Duan Xiaoming has a conscience and knows how to speak for Kakami."

Lan Yuan said: "Duan Xiaoming likes Kakami very much."

Gu Wenyou said: "That is, Kakami is Duan Xiaoming's ideal in life! Hey, let's not talk about this, what happened to Kakami's jumping off the building. I didn't ask much at the time, but now I think it's a bit strange. , I remember saying a bunch of strange things at that time, what about the mother planet and not the mother planet, I wanted to ask later, but I never remembered."

When Kakami jumped off the building, Lan Yuan and Gu Wenyou went to persuade them together. At that time, they asked Kakami why he jumped off the building. Kakami, who was so stubborn, really told the truth to two strangers , He came from an alien planet and wanted to return to his home planet.Of course, Lan Yuan and Gu Wen also thought he was talking nonsense. Later, after people persuaded him, Kakami relied on Lan Yuan, and proved to Lan Yuan that he was a real alien, and Gu Wenyou? Because no one told him about it, he had already forgotten about it. If someone hadn't mentioned it, he probably wouldn't have remembered it.

Gu Wenyou said: "He is not looking at the scenery."

Lan Yuan said, "No."

Gu Wenyou said: "What is that? Is he really going to commit suicide? Tsk, it's not like that. Does a person like him have troubles?"

Lan Yuan said, "It's not suicide either."

Gu Wenyou asked: "Then what exactly is he going to do?"

Lan Yuan said: "He wants to see if any aliens will come to pick him up."

Gu Wenyou laughed loudly and said, "I'm dizzy, has he read too many novels?"

Lan Yuan said: "Just treat him as he is, anyway, he's an idiot."

Gu Wenyou said: "You are too poisonous to say that your boyfriend is a brain-dead. If he is a brain-dead, then what are you who thinks you are a brain-dead?"

Lan Yuan said: "The brainless of the brainless."

Gu Wenyou laughed out of his six-pack abs.

Lan Yuan fooled Kakami's jumping off the building by making jokes, and Gu Wenyou didn't get to the bottom of it, and started talking about other topics. topic.

When Kakami evaded the reporters like a thief and slipped back to his neighborhood, he happened to bump into Lan Yuan who was off work.

Kakami lamented how lucky he was, so he hung on Lan Yuan's back. Lan Yuan rolled his eyes and went upstairs with Kakami on his back.

Lan Yuan said: "Do you have no legs or no bones? People who are taller than me need me to carry you."

Kakami said, "Then I will carry you."

Lan Yuan said: "Forget it, I can't afford to lose that person."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan patted Kakami's ass, and Kakami turned his head to kiss Lan Yuan's ear.

Lan Yuan said, "Don't make trouble."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan said: "When will the reporters outside our community leave?"

"I don't know," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said: "This story tells us that we should think twice before doing things."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan said: "Don't just light up, do you understand what it means to think twice before acting?"

"Think three times before you act," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said: "Yes, since you are a star, there are thousands of eyes staring at you, and you have to think about the consequences when you do things."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan used this matter to talk to Kakami about teaching, mainly to make him restrain himself, and don't expose his identity if he is careless.

When the two went upstairs, Lan Yuan put Kakami down. He was tired after carrying someone on the back for a long time, but his back was empty, and his whole body was light again. It was Kakami who hugged him horizontally get up!

Lan Yuan asked: "What are you doing?"

"Reciprocity is a gift," Kakami said.

It was only about ten meters from the elevator to my home, and there was no one after all. Although the big man was a little embarrassed by the princess, Lan Yuan didn't bother to care about Kakami.But before they reached the door, the door of the next room opened, and Meng Tang, who hadn't disturbed them for a long time, appeared.

Meng Tang still had the obscene look of an otaku, with round glasses, a belly that was pregnant in October, a dirty T-shirt and shorts, and a thick quilt half-wrapped. He smiled sinisterly: "Hey, you jumped off the building!" I have discovered the truth!"

Lan Yuan said, "Do you want to say that there is only one truth?"

Meng Tang said: "Yes! There is only one truth!" He pointed at Kakami with his fat finger and said, "You want to go back to an alien planet, am I right?"

Kakami said, "Oh."

Meng Tang excitedly put his left foot on his right foot, and his right foot on his left foot. He asked, "Can you travel through time and space by jumping off a building?"

"No, that's a very, very small probability," Kakami said.

Meng Tang said: "Oh no, no, why would you jump if the probability is very small?! You must have some secret! Tell me, tell me quickly!"

Meng Tang was so sick that his eyes lit up, and he ran towards Kakami and his body shaking his fat. Kakami spun half a circle with Lan Yuan in his arms, passed Meng Tang, and walked coquettishly. He threw the person off in twos and twos, and went back to his home.

As soon as he closed the door, Lan Yuan jumped out of Kakami's arms, looked out from the cat's eye, and happened to meet Meng Tang's big face.

Lan Yuan frowned and said, "This Meng Tang should go back to the mental hospital."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan said: "Do you think he will run to jump off the building?"

Kakami asked, "Why?"

Lan Yuan said: "Some people on the earth are easily affected. For example, after reading too many novels, they believe that they will be reborn after accidental death, and will commit suicide through time travel. This Meng Tang himself is mentally abnormal and an alien. If you are an enthusiast, you might jump off a building just to travel to an alien planet."

Kakami said: "This is impossible. I will jump because the gravity of the earth has little restraint on me. I can control my speed in mid-air without getting hurt. If you people on earth jump off the building, you will only fall into pieces." It’s made of meat. Oh, if the floor is low, it’s a fracture, maybe it’ll be amputated at a high level, maybe…”

Lan Yuan said: "That's enough, I didn't ask you to give me the consequences of jumping off the building."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Although Lan Yuan was worried about Meng Tang's matter, it had nothing to do with him after all, and he soon forgot about it, and discussed buying a house with Carlo and Karen who came back from viewing the house.

"House prices on Earth are high," says Carlo.

Karen said: "That's right, your money is so worthless, but the money you can buy a house on Earth can also buy a house on Toca Planet."

Lan Yuan said: "The house on Toka is too cheap."

Carlo said: "No, our house in Toka is a regular price, but your house is too expensive, which is very unhealthy."

Lan Yuan said: "Let's do it, if you are not healthy, you will not be healthy. Have you taken a fancy to any house?"

Carlo put a photo on the coffee table and said, "This."

Because Kakami has a special liking for Xinghua Villa, the two elder brothers naturally ignored Lan Yuan's opinion that "Xinghua Villa is too expensive and too remote, and the transportation is inconvenient and it is not worth buying". .

Xinghua Villa is a real estate project a few years ago. The villas in it have been sold out long ago, and they are all inhabited. People, they don't care about the money the two brothers spend.Karent wanted to draw his gun to kill the boss, so how could he explain to his lovely brother that he was so reckless? !If Carlo hadn't stopped him, Karen would have become a wanted criminal.

Karen said: "I will do my best to complete the task my darling gave me! We sneaked into Xinghua Villa and overheard a woman in a certain house talking. Their family was going to emigrate abroad and planned to sell the house. I asked her if she could sell us the house!"

Lan Yuan's forehead was covered with black lines, and he asked, "How did you tell them?"

"I jumped in through a skylight on the roof of her house," Karen said.

Lan Yuan said: "You are trespassing on a private house!"

Karen said, "I would do anything for the baby!"

Kakami said, "Brother is so nice."

Karen's own pink bubble background turned into a puddle of water, and she hugged Kakami limply.

Lan Yuan asked: "Then what? What do people say?"

Carlo smiled lightly and said very gently, "We were kicked out with a broom."

Lan Yuan: "..."