Alien star

Chapter 5

Lan Yuan rushed home as soon as he got off work, and Gu Wenyou laughed at him as Jinwu Cangjiao who couldn't wait, Lan Yuan smiled and didn't answer.

He had a very bad premonition, and this premonition became stronger after he stepped into their community.And when he opened the door and witnessed the horror of the living room, his premonition came true.

Lan Yuan yelled at Kakami almost hysterically: "What have you done?! Did you start a world war in my house?!"

Kakami covered herself with the curtain and said nothing.

Lan Yuan stepped over the obstacle and pulled the curtain to the side, leaving Kakami nowhere to hide. He said angrily, "Why are you hiding? You think I won't be able to see you with such a big lump, do you?! Damn it! I'm furious!"

Kakami circled over Lan Yuan's head and said, "I will compensate you."

Lan Yuan said, "What do you pay for?"

Kakami said: "My photo..."

Lan Yuan said: "I don't want your photo or Toka coins, I want RMB!"

Kakami shook the dumb hair on the top of his head, and said: "Then I will pay you RMB. After I contact my home planet, someone will pick me up. I will let them exchange Toca coins for RMB and return it to you." .”

Lan Yuan said without expectation: "We have to wait until the Year of the Monkey!"

Lan Yuan threw the gravity adjuster to Kakami, and as soon as Kakami touched it, he fell to the ground neatly, making a loud noise. This made Lan Yuan take comfort in talking, he was like a big man who exploited migrant workers Said viciously like a landlord: "Clean up the living room for me! If you don't clean up well, you will never want to stay in my house."

Kakami stared at his hands, which were well-grown, with well-defined joints, and slender fingers that contained strength, and there was not even a single callus on his fingertips and palms, which showed that he had never worked hard. He is a typical pampered young master.It is really difficult for him to use such hands to clean up the mess in the living room.

Lan Yuan looked at Kakami's beautiful hands, and his heart softened, but he thought that he must not give in, otherwise the alien might have to ride on his head in the future, regardless of whether he is a prince, highness, celebrity superstar on an alien planet Yes, there is only one black family from outside in the Celestial Dynasty on this earth!

Lan Yuan said: "Even if you see a flower in your hand, I will not let you go."

Kakami said, "Yeah."

Kakami had no complaints, and started to tidy up the living room quite honestly. Lan Yuan worked as a supervisor for a while, and seeing that Kakami was clumsy but did not create any more chaos, he went to take a shower.

Lan Yuan's battle bath was done in 5 minutes, but it was only these 5 minutes that made him regret it.

When Lan Yuan changed into his pajamas and went back to the living room, his living room changed from a war scene to a barren house—the sofa, the coffee table, the high pedals, the TV, and several floor tiles were removed All that's left is a dusty cement slab!

Lan Yuan asked in horror: "Where are my things?!"

"Your stuff was damaged, I put it in the recycling bin," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said, "Recycle Bin?" What he thought of was a computer program.

Kakami said: "My spaceship has special garbage disposal equipment. After putting garbage into it, the garbage processor will decompose the garbage at one percent of the speed of light, restore them to molecular state, and spread them into space. There will be no waste pollution.”

Lan Yuan captured the key words, "You mean, you broke down my sofa and TV into molecules?!"

"Theoretically, yes," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan grabbed Kakami's collar violently, and shook him back and forth, "What are you doing?! You disassembled all my things, what do I use?"

"It is recommended to buy a new one," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan scolded angrily: "Where the hell did I get spare money! You give it to me?!"

Kakami was shaken by Lan Yuan so that his eyes became mosquito coils, and he said in a low spirit: "When the people from Toka Star come to pick me up, I will..."

Lan Yuan said: "I can't wait that long!" He threw Kakami casually, and settled the score with others, "You throw away those things, the miscellaneous things add up to a small ten thousand, besides, you Living here with me, electricity, water, board and lodging are free of charge! My salary has to be paid back to the house every month, so I don’t have any extra money to squander!” He pointed at Kakami’s nose, “I I’m just telling you, Kakami, it’s not unconditional for me to take you in, you have to earn money for me and share my financial pressure! Otherwise, I’ll send you to the research institute and let them dissect you!”

Kakami said: "Earth people have no right to dissect Toka Stars. This will cause the deterioration of interstellar relations. The strength of the earth is not enough to fight against Toka Star. This will lead to the destruction of the earth. You..."

Lan Yuan couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Shut up!"

Lan Yuan held back his stomach and sulking, jumped onto the bed and rolled around a few times, making the sheets crumpled.He thought about driving Kakami away ruthlessly, not to mention that being with this guy would cause unnecessary trouble sooner or later, just the amazing destructive power of this guy is enough to cause headaches!If he ruined his living room today, it might be the bedroom and toilet tomorrow. In two days, his home might be gone, and he would have to go to the streets and become a homeless man!But when he thought about how pitiful Kakami was, an alien who was alone on the earth without anyone of his own kind, he couldn't harden his heart.

When Lan Yuan hid in the bedroom and got angry, there was a sound of "ping pong pong pong" in the living room, and he shouted, "Kakami, what are you doing again?!"

He was answered with a loud bang.

Startled by the sound, Lan Yuan fell off the bed and rolled to the bottom of the bed. After he calmed down, he burst into flames again, and rushed to the living room in one stride.

In the living room, Kakami kept moving things out of the pendant on his chest as if by magic. A set of sofas would expand from the size of a leather ball to a giant sofa occupying most of the living room with just one blow, like a thin film There is a coffee table suspended without pillar support, a TV set with only one layer of glass shrunk into a small round box, and a chubby little robot!

Lan Yuan took two deep breaths, picked up his dropped chin, and went back to the bedroom silently. After 2 minutes, he returned to the living room.

Lan Yuan asked with difficulty: "What are you doing? What are these?"

"I'm making amends to you," Kakami said.

Kakami introduced these high-tech products to Lan Yuan like a shopping guide, "The expansion sofa, the original size is a sphere with a diameter of five centimeters, suitable for travel, after blowing, you can freely It expands to the size you want, and it also has a massage effect, and it can also be used as a bed when the backrest is put down."

"Smart coffee table, this coffee table uses anti-gravity technology, which can save more space, and when you issue an invisible command to the coffee table, the entity of the coffee table will disappear." Kakami said "invisible" to the coffee table two times After writing the word, he passed through the place where the tea table was placed just now, and there was nothing obstructing it, as if there was no object there, and he said "appear", and the coffee table appeared in the same place again.

Kakami picked up the small round box on the TV cabinet. There was a button on the top of the box. When he pressed it, a light screen popped out, "This is a paper TV. You can adjust the size of the light screen at will. There is a receiver in the upper right corner, which receives satellite signals and converts energy at the same time, which can ensure that the TV can be watched normally anytime and anywhere.”

Finally, Kakami picked up the chubby robot.

The head of the robot is round, the body is round, and the parts that symbolize the palms and soles of the robot are also spherical. Its facial features are a silly smiley face drawn with marker pens, and on the top of its head there are A display glows dim red to indicate that it is active.

Kakami said: "This is a universal robot. A total of [-] units have been mass-produced in the Blue Ocean galaxy. I bought it at a high price. It has many functions, such as doing housework, participating in battles, and driving spaceships." , is a good helper in life." He tapped the robot's head, thought for a long time, and said, "I named him Xiaoka."

Lan Yuan was so dizzy, he suspected that he had gotten into a science fiction novel, and he couldn't use words to describe his shock at the moment!

Lan Yuan rubbed his temples, spit out the names of Kakami and the robot, and said, "Your names are so perfunctory."

Kakami said: "I named it this way to get close to the reality of your life on Earth. My original name is *@#* in the words of the planet Toka..."

Lan Yuan said blankly: "Your name is garbled."

"Earth is really far behind," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan: "..." What does this have to do with the backwardness of the earth?Isn't it the language barrier?

Kakami sensibly compensated Lan Yuan's loss, and he stopped being angry with this alien visitor, and turned to study these high-tech products with great interest. Of course, the non-universal robot that interested him most Ka is none other than.

According to Kakami, this robot is almost omnipotent, but Xiaoka only reaches the height of Lan Yuan's knees, and the small one is rounded into a ball. Lan Yuan really can't think of how Xiaoka will cook clean.

Kakami said to Lan Yuan: "Give me your head."

Lan Yuan said in horror: "What do you want?!"

Kakami didn't explain to Lan Yuan, just pulled Lan Yuan away, held down his head, and made his pupils face Xiaoka's monitor. A green light flashed on Xiaoka's monitor, showing a three-dimensional image of an eyeball. Shape - that is scanning Lan Yuan's iris.

After scanning, Xiaoka said in a mechanical childish voice: "Lan Yuan, male, age 23, earthling, from now on, you are my second master."

Lan Yuan was surprised: "What is this?"

Kakami said: "The universal robot is unique and only obeys the orders of its master. I am its first master, and it must obey all my orders. You are the second master. He will not violate the orders I gave. Obey the orders you give him when you order him."

Lan Yuan said: "So amazing?!"

With a paralyzed face, Kakami said in a compassionate tone: "The backward people on Earth."

Lan Yuan said: "...you are really enough!"