Alien star

Chapter 35

Duan Xiaoming wanted to cry, but why did this man grab his collar every time, treating him like a kitten or puppy? !Yes, he remembered Kakami, and he stole Kakami's money to avenge the last time.

Duan Xiaoming shouted: "Let go of me!"

Kakami said, "No."

Duan Xiaoming said: "If you don't let go of me, I will call you!"

Kakami tilted his head and thought for a while, then said, "No one will come to rescue you even if you yell to break your throat."

Duan Xiaoming yelled loudly: "Help! Adults are bullying children! There are pedophiles haunting them!"

Kakamiqi said: "Why don't you call your throat broken?"

Duan Xiaoming: "..." Dude, are you kidding me!

Kakami had been guarding against Duan Xiaoming's yelling for a long time. When he caught Duan Xiaoming, he turned on the shielding device inside the spaceship, which can isolate the sound source from spreading - if it attracts other people's onlookers, This is very bad for his image. As an artist, he is very self-conscious. When Lan Yuan comes, he must ask for praise!

Duan Xiaoming called for a long time, his voice was almost hoarse, but no one paid any attention to him, which made him feel very strange, this area is not very prosperous, but it is not that there are not even a pedestrian!He even saw with his own eyes that several passers-by turned around at a fork in the road tens of meters away, but none of them responded to his call for help. Could it be that people are now indifferent to ice?

Kakami said, "Look, no one is coming to save you."

Duan Xiaoming suddenly felt a little cold, the hairs all over his body stood up, he swallowed, and asked Kakami, "What did you do?"

Kakami said, "I can't tell you."

Duan Xiaoming said: "Is it your fault that those people couldn't hear my call for help?"

Kakami replied in silence, while Duan Xiaoming regarded him as acquiescing. He recalled that when Kakami caught him just now, he came from the sky. The height must be at least ten meters. It's impossible to jump that high with the help of your body, right? !In connection with the strange scene before him, Duan Xiaoming had a guess.

Duan Xiaoming asked: "You know martial arts? It's not just about punching and kicking, you have internal strength, right? Flying over eaves and walls, just like heroes in martial arts novels!"

"No," Kakami said.

Duan Xiaoming said: "Don't lie! If you don't have lightness kung fu, you can just jump more than ten meters high? The people outside can't hear my plea for help. It's because you used your internal force to set up an enchantment around us, right?!"

Kakami said: "This is called a barrier, not an enchantment."

Duan Xiaoming said: "You admitted it in disguise, right?! If you didn't have internal strength, how could you do this? Aliens are almost the same!"

Kakami's eyes flickered, this earthling kid can think of aliens, what if he finds out his identity? !He remembered Lan Yuan's exhortation, if others found out that he was an alien, the savage earthlings would 100% send him to the dissection room and cut him up for research. In order to protect himself, he could only say Lie, he said: "Well, I have internal strength."

Duan Xiaoming clapped his hands and said excitedly, "I'll just say it!"

Duan Xiaoming wanted to turn around and face Kakami, but Kakami was holding his collar, he got stuck in the middle of his turn, he changed his previous arrogance, and said with a flattering smile: "Hero, let me go It’s almost deformed, I promise not to run away! You see, your qinggong is so good, even if I want to run, I can’t escape.”

Kakami said: "Oh." Still holding Duan Xiaoming firmly.

Duan Xiaoming couldn't help but twisted his waist awkwardly and asked, "Hero, what's your name?"

Kakami said, "Kakami."

Duan Xiaoming said: "Hero Ka, why don't you accept me as your apprentice!"

Kakami blinked, stared blankly at Duan Xiaoming, and asked, "Why?"

Duan Xiaoming said: "Kungfu is so cool! If you learn lightness kung fu, who can catch up with me in the future." After stealing, use Lingbo microsteps, let the police catch the air!

Kakami saw through Duan Xiaoming's trick and said, "No." As a family member of the police, he cannot help the evildoers!

Duan Xiaoming was soft and hard, and after all the good words, Kakami just didn't get in. Until Lan Yuan and Gu Wenyou came, Duan Xiaoming's mouth was about to be worn out, and his face was stiff from laughing, and he couldn't change to Kakami. a nod.

Duan Xiaoming's young master lost his temper, stomped his feet and said, "Huh, isn't it just knowing martial arts? What's so great about it, I'll go to the deep mountains and old forests to pay homage to my master tomorrow, and I'll be better than you in two months."

Kakami said: "Oh, the premise is that you can worship a master."

Duan Xiaoming was stunned.

Gu Wenyou took over Kakami's work with a smile, grabbed Duan Xiaoming by the collar, and asked, "Hey, what are you two arguing about?"

Duan Xiaoming said first: "None of your business!"

Gu Wenyou said: "When adults talk, children don't interrupt."

Gu Wenyou covered Duan Xiaoming's mouth, motioning for Kakami to say.

Kakami said, "He wants to learn light work."

Gu Wenyou said: "Hey, this, I want to learn it too, or you can teach me too."

Kakami said, "No."

Lan Yuan knew that Kakami's running fast and jumping high had nothing to do with lightness kung fu, so he really let him teach Gu Wenyou and Duan Xiaoming that he would be sure to reveal his secrets, so he hurriedly said: "What to teach, Kakami's martial arts is general. Do not pass it on."

Kakami said, "Yes."

Gu Wenyou said with a strange smile: "You two are more and more like a husband and wife."

Lan Yuan said: "Get out!"

Lan Yuan and Gu Wenyou didn't send Duan Xiaoming to the police station this time, but asked Duan Xiaoming to pay back the money.

When Duan Xiaoming returned the crumpled 900 yuan to Kakami, he was still trying to bargain, saying: "I will return the money to you, and you will teach me martial arts."

Kakami said: "No." Then he snatched money from Duan Xiaoming very ungentlemanly!

Duan Xiaoming was dumbfounded, you look so good-looking but you are a bastard who loves to bully children, is it artificial in your family? !

Kakami handed over the money to Lan Yuan intact, his eyes sparkling, as if he had done a good deed and begged his parents to give him a loving hug.

Lan Yuan suppressed his smile, scratched Kakami's palm, and said, "Good boy." He gave Kakami 200 yuan and said, "I'll give you pocket money."

The corners of Kakami's mouth were raised slightly. This is his rare smile outside the filming. It really surprised Gu Wenyou and Duan Xiaoming. He said, "Thank you, Lan Yuan." Very generous, this is the most pocket money he has received since he arrived on Earth!

Gu Wenyou was so teased by Lan Yuan and Kakami that he wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to really laugh. He was afraid that Lan Yuan would become angry and let Kakami, a martial arts master, use the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon to slap him into the sky. stars.

Gu Wenyou drove Lan Yuan and Kakami back home. After the two parties said goodbye, he turned the car around and took Duan Xiaoming away.

Lan Yuan didn't care about Gu Wenyou and Duan Xiaoming's affairs either. Since the two had contacted in private and drank together, the relationship would not be bad. It would be great if Gu Wenyou could educate Duan Xiaoming well. .

Kakami sat cross-legged on the sofa, hugged the marshal who was snoring and blowing his nose while sleeping, and said to Lan Yuan, "I got the theme song of "Mercenary Corps."

Lan Yuan said: "Awesome!"

Kakami said, "Yeah."

Lan Yuan rubbed Kakami's soft hair into a chicken coop in a funny way, and said, "Why do you like others to praise you so much, like a child."

"Because my parents and my older brother always compliment me," Kakami said.

Kakami's tone of voice didn't change when he said this, it was flat, and it was not much different from the noodles he had for lunch, but Lan Yuan was stunned to hear the loneliness from his words, Kakami must be homesick .Thinking about it, an alien has no relatives and no acquaintances on the earth, and he has to worry about whether someone will see through his identity and take him to the research institute. disturbed.It’s like the international students on Earth, who would not be able to adapt to another country, not to mention that Kakami has arrived on another planet, and he is not even sure when he will be able to return to Toka.

Lan Yuan asked: "What about your parents and elder brother?"

Kakami said: "My father is the king, my mother is the queen, my two older brothers are the eldest prince and the second prince, and I am the little prince."

Lan Yuan said: "...No, I didn't ask you to talk about this, I mean what kind of people your parents and elder brother are, such as people, personality and so on." The thinking of aliens and the thinking of earthlings How much is the difference? !

Kakami said: "My parents are son-cons, and my older brothers are son-cons."

Lan Yuan said in a black line: "Just say that you are the little sun at home, and the whole family revolves around you."

Kakami said, "Yes."

Lan Yuan: "..." No wonder Kakami's EQ is so low, it's because she is doted on by her family!

The discussion about Kakami's family is so futile. It is really that Lan Yuan and Kakami can't talk about one point. The only thing Lan Yuan knows is that Kakami's family loves him very much. Nothing more.

Xiaoka rolled to Lan Yuan cleverly, and said crisply: "Report to the second master, I have family photos and life videos of the great master, if you want to know more about the great master, these precious information can help you. "

To be honest, Lan Yuan is very curious about Kakami's family, he just wants to see whether all aliens are as good-looking as Kakami, and whether all aliens are a bit stupid .

Lan Yuanzheng asked Kakami, "Can I watch it?"

Kakami said, "Yeah."

With Kakami's permission, Xiaoka activated its built-in projector, and a layer of light curtain was spread in the living room to form a platform, and then several photos were irradiated on the light curtain.

The photos of Planet Toca are 3D, and the projected portraits are scaled down, and the rest are exactly the same as real people. If Lan Yuan hadn’t seen the ultra-high realism of paper TVs, he might have thought that the pictures on the light screen were small People from the country of people are here.

Xiaoka said: "The resolution of this photo can be restored to a one-to-one ratio. Do the owners need to restore it?"

Lan Yuan said: "Farewell." This restoration is like a group of people standing in his living room, and he can pass through their bodies, which is too frightening!