Alien star

Chapter 32

In order to obtain Lan Yuan’s forgiveness, Kakami wrote a review after work was over. The review was very expressive. He stated his mistakes and promised not to make them again—the format of the review is Xiaokabang He downloaded it from the Internet, and the content of the review was summed up by Xiaoka after summarizing thousands of excellent review books, and Kakami was only responsible for signing his own name.

Xiaoka said: "In the school on Earth, if a student makes a mistake and writes a self-criticism, he will be forgiven by the teacher. If he makes a mistake again, he will write again."

Kakami said, "Oh."

So, when Lan Yuan came home from get off work, he received a review letter from Kakami and Xiaoka.

Lan Yuan read out the contents of the self-criticism book with a little embarrassment, "Lan Yuan, I was wrong, I shouldn't use your pain to ease my pain, the pollution of my eyes is my problem, not yours, I can't impose my own affairs on you. This is wrong and violates the law of harmonious development of socialism. I am guilty. I am sorry for you. I have caused you harm. I am deeply sorry for this. Here , I, Kakami and Xiaoka, sincerely beg for your forgiveness, we will never do it again, if there is a next time, we are willing to write another review."

Lan Yuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he really didn't know how to evaluate this nondescript and completely devoid of confession from aliens, he held back for a long time, and said: "The review starts with [-] words, you've exhausted a hundred words." word."

Kakami said, "Chinese characters are too difficult to write." He spread out his perfectly shaped hands and said, "My hands hurt, my hands are very valuable."

Lan Yuan tapped on Kakami and Xiaoka respectively with the review book, and said, "Come on, the word Kakami in the whole review book was written by you, right?"

Kakami's dumb hair flicked, and he tilted his head slightly, with a silly look, and asked, "Do you have clairvoyance?"

Lan Yuan said: "The content of your review is all in standard Song style characters. Every word looks like it was typed out by a computer. The ratio of size and size is exactly the same. You don't have this ability. Look at the three characters of Kakami. It looks crooked. Three caterpillars, this is your note. Don't forget, I'm a policeman, and identifying notes is a must."

Kakami and Xiaoka applauded at the same time, "Uncle Policeman is great."

Lan Yuan: "..."

In fact, Lan Yuan has long lost his temper with Kakami. The reason why he didn't reply to Kakami's text messages is because Kakami's text messages are really boring. Like, he has nothing to say, besides, he is busy with work, and he has been spending the whole day catching thieves, so he has no time to pay attention to Kakami.But it also made Lan Yuan happy to receive Kakami's review letter, which gave him a sense of pride in being the head of the family.

Lan Yuan posted the self-criticism on the back of the bedroom door, and said to Kakami, "Hey, read it every day before going to bed as a warning."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan said: "Kakami, I don't understand the customs of your planet Toka, but on Earth, you can't take off other people's pants at will."

Kakami said, "Torka planet is not good either."

Lan Yuan said: "Damn it, where did you learn the bad habit!"

Kakami said: "Others can't, but my partner can."

As soon as Kakami's "partner" came out, Lan Yuan's face burned in panic. Although he knew that Kakami probably said it out of his head, he still couldn't help thinking about it.

Lan Yuan said, "I'm not your partner."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan looked at Kakami, inexplicably a little disappointed, and said, "I'm not your partner, so you can't just take off my pants."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan was speechless for a moment, he didn't want to discuss with Kakami any more about his partner or not, which would make his disappointment bigger and bigger, although he couldn't figure out why he was disappointed.

Lan Yuan walked to the kitchen, instead of saying something unrealistic, it would be more realistic to eat some warm meals.

Perhaps for Xiaoka to make amends, the dinner that day was very sumptuous. Beggar chicken, sauced beef, Buddha jumping over the wall, etc. were all served on the table, and a good soup was made, which is simply the enjoyment that can only be enjoyed in high-end restaurants.

Xiaoka circled Lan Yuan courteously. When Lan Yuan was about to sit down, he helped Lan Yuan wipe the bench. When Lan Yuan wanted to pick up some food, he pushed the dish to Lan Yuan's hand, being extremely obsequious.Lan Yuan was amused by Xiaoka, and patted Xiaoka's head, and Xiaoka walked around on the balcony with the indicator light flashing.

Kakami picked up a piece of chicken and put it in Lan Yuan's bowl, with an expression of "I'm so obedient and begging you to praise me, you can't just praise Xiaoka", which makes people's liver tremble.

Lan Yuan thought, this is too foul, is it really good to seduce with beauty? !

Lan Yuan said, "Thank you."

"We're not in a partnership yet, but one day we will be," Kakami said, pouted, and the pussy gesture was not obnoxious, but rather a little smug. Very cute, "You took away my first kiss, and you can't afford to pay this price for the rest of your life. According to the words of the Celestial Dynasty, in order to compensate me, you have to promise me with your body."

Lan Yuan just took a sip of water and sprayed it all, he said: "Hey, can you be reasonable, you are the one who took my first kiss away! Who kissed me while I was asleep, not me The one who kissed you was the one who kissed me! How can I say that you are the victim, beat you!"

Kakami said: "I don't care, anyway, my first kiss is gone, you have to promise it with your body."

Lan Yuan said: "Get out of your sister!"

"I don't have a sister," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan: "..." No matter how many times he has learned the logic of aliens, he still can't keep up with the rhythm!

The dinner was spent in the quarrel between the two, and after Kakami's "promise with the body" theory, Lan Yuan's disappointment has long since disappeared, and the rest is to beat Kakami well The desire for a meal!However, Kakami's force value is higher than him, and he can't beat the opponent even if he beats him. This desire can only be suppressed deep in his heart.

When it was time to fall asleep, the two of them lay side by side on the bed, both feeling as though something was missing.

Lan Yuan said, "Did we forget something?"

"I can't remember," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said, "Don't you have a good memory?"

Kakami said: "I saw the dirty thing yesterday, and today I met your little brother. My brain was shocked, causing a short blank period and losing some of my memory."

Lan Yuan said: "...Damn it."

Lan Yuan always wondered what the forgotten matter was, and didn't fall asleep for a long time, but Kakami dreamed that Duke Zhou had gone to him heartlessly.Lying on his side, he looked at Kakami's side face, and he was fascinated by it.This is indeed a handsome man, with a low EQ, but he has the innocence that adults on the earth no longer have. He looks cold and indifferent, but he has a kind heart, and he can't resist the fluffy animals... the fluffy animals , Lan Yuan's thoughts got stuck, he finally remembered what he had forgotten!

The Generalissimo of the World's Soldiers and Horses is still locked in Xiaoka's body!

Lan Yuan shook Kakami awake, Kakami squinted, sat up reluctantly, and said, "It's not dawn yet."

Lan Yuan said: "Your cat will go crazy when the sun rises!"

Kakami said: "Meow, meow, meow~"

Lan Yuan said: "Stop meowing, your cat is in Xiaoka's private place!"

A question mark appeared above Kakami's head, and he couldn't remember why the marshal would go to Xiaoka's private|private place.

At night, Xiaoka will be compressed into a round sphere to stand by. There is a special tray on the coffee table for holding spherical weapons. This is Xiaoka's bed.

The small card of the sphere can't tell which is the head and which is the body, and even the indicator light is turned off, just like an ordinary solid iron ball.

Lan Yuan poked Xiao Ka, and Xiao Ka rolled off its bed with a grunt, shaking left and right on the coffee table, Lan Yuan poked again, and Xiao Ka rolled under the coffee table.

Kakami lay on Lan Yuan's back like a koala, looking from a distance as if Lan Yuan was carrying a sack taller than himself, Kakami squinted his eyes half asleep, and asked sleepily : "What are you going to do to Xiaoka?"

Lan Yuan said: "How can I wake up Xiaoka?"

Kakami said: "Xiaoka, start."

After receiving the password from the owner, the iron ball rolled to the center of the living room, a little red light flickered in the center of the ball, and then the iron ball changed shape like a Transformer, and grew limbs within a second , restored to Xiaoka's usual shape.

Xiaoka asked: "What do the masters need Xiaoka to do for you?"

Lan Yuan said: "Where is the Marshal, let him out quickly."

Xiaoka said, "Yes, Master."

Xiaoka rolled to the balcony and covered himself with curtains. Lan Yuan raised his eyebrows and said, "Yo, it's hiding from us."

Kakami put his arms around Lan Yuan's neck and put all his weight on Lan Yuan, almost pushing Lan Yuan to the ground. He said in a daze, "You despise Xiao Ka, and Xiao Ka doesn't want to show it to you. private|offered."

Lan Yuan said: "I don't dislike it! I just... can't understand it!"

Kakami said: "It's just disgust."

Lan Yuan was helpless, and said: "All right, all right, say what you like."

Kakami made a limp scissors hand and said, "Oh yeah."

Lan Yuan: "..." Childish!

During the quarrel between the two, Xiao Ka took out the marshal who had been in his mysterious private room for a day and a night. The energetic cat was completely sluggish now, with messy hair and lifeless glass eyes. When I arrived at Kakami, I rushed towards Kakami like crazy, screaming "meow meow meow", heart-piercing.

The Marshal took off lightly and landed on Kakami's head. Kakami's head sank and hit the back of Lan Yuan's head. Lan Yuan burst into tears in pain. His center of gravity was unstable and he fell onto the sofa , Kakami fell with him, and firmly held him down. The marshal screamed "meow", stretched out his claws uncontrollably, and drew three bright red scratches on Kakami's neck.

Lan Yuan buried his head in the cushion and couldn't breathe, thinking, what the hell have I done!

Kakami, who suppressed Lan Yuan and fell asleep peacefully, thought, hey, my neck hurts a bit.