Alien star

Lan Yuan specially went to the pharmacy to buy eye drops for Kakami, and he dripped them for someone when he got home. The moment the cold liquid seeped into his eye sockets, Kakami closed his eyes uncomfortably for half an hour. , he muttered drowsily: "Uncomfortable."

Lan Yuan said: "It will be uncomfortable to use eye drops for the first time, just bear with it."

Kakami said, "Oh."

The marshal jumped onto Kakami's lap, stretched his neck and licked Kakami's eyes with his rough tongue, Lan Yuan took the marshal's nape and threw the cat away, training him: "Don't lick it! "

The marshal "meowed" dissatisfied, trying to return to Kakami's knees, but was stopped by Lan Yuan every time. The marshal was angry, and the hairs on his back stood up, like an exploded hairball. Let out a low, threatening growl.At this time, Xiaoka came, and Xiaoka quickly lifted the marshal's tail, and put it into his legendary black hole-like private parts with super anti-corrosion ability amidst the marshal's terrified cry!

Lan Yuan was dumbfounded and said, "Is it okay to release the living things?!"

Xiaoka said: "Report to the master, Xiaoka can accommodate everything! Xiaoka will not let the naughty cat disturb the two-person world of the first master and the second master!"

Lan Yuan knocked on Xiaoka's head and said, "Stop reading messy books."

Xiaoka said obediently: "Yes, master."

Kakami blinked quickly, and opened his eyelids after the soreness subsided. He said unhappily, "My eyes still feel dirty."

Lan Yuan joked: "Is it because there is too much eye gum?"

Kakami said, "No." He stared at Lan Yuan's lower body and said, "It's pollution comparable to nuclear weapons."

Lan Yuan sneered: "Where is it so exaggerated, isn't it just something that men have." He suddenly paused, and asked hesitantly, "Don't you have it?"

Although the two ate, lived and slept together, they had never seen each other naked.Although Lan Yuan likes men, but because of this, he dare not look at other people's place. If he sees any reaction, he will be ashamed.He would ask Kakami if he didn't, but he was really making some malicious joke. The main reason is that Kakami is an alien, and God knows whether the gender distinction method of aliens is the same as that of earth people.

Kakami said: "Of course I have! The external structure of Toka planets is no different from that of Earth people, except that the appearance of Toka planets is generally better than that of Earth people."

Lan Yuan said: "There is no need to add the last sentence."

Kakami said: "Oh." He was silent for a moment, as if making some important decision, and asked, "Do you want to see my genitals?"

Lan Yuan choked on his saliva so much that he could hardly breathe, his face flushed instantly, and he shouted, "Why do I want to look at that thing of yours!"

Kakami said, "Oh, then show me yours."

Blue veins popped up on Lan Yuan's forehead, and he yelled, "Why should I show you mine!"

Kakami said, "I'm going to wash my eyes."

Lan Yuan was really powerless against Kakami's logic. He smashed the eyedrop bottle on Kakami's tall nose and said, "Here you are."

"No." Kakami grabbed Lan Yuan's clothes and tried to pull the zipper of Lan Yuan's pants, saying stubbornly, "I want to see."

Lan Yuan stepped back holding his trouser belt, and said, "Look at your sister!"

"I said I don't have a sister," Kakami said.

Kakami's idea is actually very simple. In his heart, Lan Yuan is the first earthling he knows and treats him very well. From this, it can be concluded that Lan Yuan is a good person, and Lan Yuan's appearance is similar to The figure is above the average level among the people on earth, so his little brother should also be above the average level, plus the extra points for good character, Xiao Lanyuan will definitely look good!After watching the bad stuff, watch the good stuff, so that they can be integrated with each other.

Kakami told Lan Yuan his theory of aliens in a serious manner, and Lan Yuan went crazy decisively.

Lan Yuan said: "Then you might as well look at your own!"

Kakami said: "I am not so objective about my own beauty and ugliness. It is useless to look at my own. But in exchange, I can show you mine, which is very valuable, even more valuable than my face. can have……"

Lan Yuan said: "Enough! I have no interest in how much your little brother is worth!"

Kakami said, "Okay, then can you let me watch it?"

Lan Yuan said sadly and angrily: "No!" Why is it so difficult to communicate with aliens!Can you understand a little bit the pain of non-straight men?

Kakami pulled Lan Yuan's pants vigorously in disappointment, and said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan: "..." You're all over the place and you're still pulling wool!

The tug-of-war between Kakami and Lan Yuan ended in Lan Yuan's threat of "If you mess around again, I will drive you to the street". I'm not energetic at all.Kakami lay on the big bed in a loveless state, and murmured: "People on Earth are too bad, I want to go back to Planet Toka."

Lan Yuan wanted to throw Kakami into the washing machine in a bad mood. The brat was really worrying.

When it was time to go to bed, Kakami finally stopped tossing, and then Lan Yuan remembered the business.

Lan Yuan asked, "How did you find me in the park?"

Kakami turned over, faced Lan Yuan, made a shameful request with a paralyzed face, and said, "Show me your little brother and I'll tell you."

Lan Yuan said angrily: "Get out! You can talk or not!"

Lan Yuan couldn't see and turned to the wall, ignoring Kakami. Kakami was stunned for a while, and carefully poked Lan Yuan's back with his fingertips.

Lan Yuan twisted sensitively and moved closer to the wall.

Kakami said: "Xiaoka has installed a nano-tracker for you. No matter where you are, you can lock your coordinates. It sends the coordinates to my mobile phone in the form of a text message, and I can find you."

"Tracker?!" Lan Yuan was surprised, "Why install this for me? When did you install it?"

Kakami said: "When you input instructions to Xiaoka for the first time to become the owner of Xiaoka, the universal robot must be able to grasp the owner's whereabouts, so that they can arrive in time when the owner is in danger."

Lan Yuan asked: "Can this tracker be canceled?"

Kakami said: "No, unless the owner dies or the universal robot is destroyed."

Lan Yuan sighed and said, "Forget it."

The two of them had nothing to say for a long time, and when Lan Yuan thought that Kakami had fallen asleep, Kakami suddenly made a sound.

Kakami grabbed Lan Yuan's pajama pants waist and said, "I told you how to find you. In exchange, you have to show me your little brother."

Lan Yuanyu said: "We never mentioned this exchange condition, okay?"

"This condition is the default," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan: "..." There must be a limit to strong words!

Kakami used his own actions to prove to Lan Yuan that there is no limit to the aliens' strong words!Kakami germinated in a solid state and took off Lan Yuan's pants.

Lan Yuan couldn't bear it anymore, put his hand into Kakami's trouser pocket unexpectedly, and stole the gravity adjuster, Kakami floated in the air with a blank expression on his face.

Lan Yuan sneered and said, "You should fall asleep in the air today."

Kakami said, "No."

Lan Yuan said, "You did it all yourself!"

Lan Yuan pressed the gravity regulator under the pillow to ensure that Kakami could not touch it, and tied Kakami's ankle with a very cruel rope, pulled him to the living room and put him on the coffee table, making him like a hydrogen balloon floating like.After doing this, Lan Yuan went back to the bedroom, closed and locked the door, completely blocking Kakami's access to the bedroom, and then he covered his life and slept peacefully.

The next day, when Lan Yuan woke up, the first thing he did was to check on Kakami's condition. Kakami moved slowly in the air like a floating corpse, rotating 360 degrees, with a light blue and black under his eyes, making his handsome face The value of beauty is greatly reduced.

Lan Yuan couldn't bear it, but he hardened his heart when he thought that if he was not tough, he would be the one who would suffer.

Lan Yuan tugged on the long rope that was pulling Kakami, and Kakami kicked her legs, "hmm" and still wanting to sleep.

Lan Yuan mercilessly pinched Kakami's priceless face, which woke him up.

Kakami yawned and said, "Didn't sleep well, uncomfortable, regulator."

Lan Yuan said: "You first promise me that you will stop messing around and I will give you the adjuster."

Kakami vowed: "I will never pull Lan Yuan's pants again."

Lan Yuan said: "This is good."

Lan Yuan handed over the gravity regulator to Kakami, and Kakami fell into the sofa in a free fall. He buried himself in the sofa and stopped moving, imitating the marshal's snoring.

Lan Yuan said: "Don't stay in bed, it's time to work."

Kakami said: "Sleep, dreaming about dirty things."

Lan Yuan said embarrassingly, "Don't think about it, it's over."

"I can't control my brain," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said, "I'll forget about it in a few days."

Kakami said: "It can't be a few days. The sophistication of my brain will make my memory more and more profound. I must immediately fill my brain with new things."

As Kakami said this, suddenly a carp stood up and threw Lan Yuan by surprise, and before Lan Yuan could react, he quickly tore off Lan Yuan's pajama pants!