Alien star

Chapter 27

The wild cat has been wandering outside for several months, and its coat is gray. The first thing Lan Yuan and Kakami did when they brought it home was to take a bath.

Lan Yuan filled a big basin with tenderness, and Kakami put the cat into the water, but cats are naturally afraid of water, and the wild cat just touched the water with its front paws, and it screamed "meow" and waved wildly The limbs tried to break free from Kakami, and even involuntarily stretched out their sharp nails, drawing three wounds on Kakami's wrist.

Kakami was in pain, and as soon as he loosened his hand, the wild cat took the opportunity to escape and ran under the sofa, hiding itself.

Lan Yuan couldn't care less about chasing the cat, he grabbed Kakami's hand and said, "I see blood, you need to get a rabies vaccine."

Kakami said: "I am an alien, and I will not be infected with the diseases of the earth."

Lan Yuan sneered and said, "Hehe, how did the rabbits on the moon become extinct?"

"Earth's virus," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said, "Then it's over."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan was in a hurry to take Kakami to get vaccinated, but they had just arrived at the door, and the wild cat who had been hiding from them just now got out of the sofa, and bit Kakami cautiously and flatteringly. trousers, don't let him go.

The wild cat rubbed against Kakami and called, "Meow~"

Kakami said: "Meow~"

The wild cat said: "Meow~"

Kakami said: "Meow meow~"

Lan Yuan was given a headache by this person and cat, he kicked Kakami lightly, and shouted: "Speak human!"

Kakami said: "Meow is apologizing to me. I said it's okay. Meow asked me if I didn't want it anymore. I said no."

Lan Yuan said: "Fuck, can you really talk to cats?"

Kakami said: "I told you that the translator includes the languages ​​of 890 million planets. Among them, the languages ​​of the earth are not only the dialects of humans in various places, but also the languages ​​of common animals."

Lan Yuansuo: "...This is too heaven-defying."

The wild cat that just came home with people has no sense of security and cannot leave Kakami. As soon as Kakami wants to leave, it shows the look of being abandoned, but it is unwilling to let it go out together.Kakami "meowed" with it for a long time, but it didn't work. It just wanted Kakami to stay with it at home.

Kakami discussed with Lan Yuan: "I don't need to be vaccinated. I have the panacea of ​​Tokasin, which can prevent most diseases."

Lan Yuan asked: "Are the diseases of the earth included in this list of diseases?"

Kakami said: "What if I go to the hospital of the earthlings and expose my identity as an alien? Will they dissect me on the spot? Although the body structure of the Toka planets is similar to that of the earthlings, they are not exactly the same Yes, what if your vaccine doesn’t work for me or has the opposite effect.” He paused for a while and said, “Then you’ve wasted money and lost my life, and my life is very, very valuable.”

Lan Yuan was too worried before, but he forgot about this. He has never been vaccinated against rabies himself, and he doesn't know if he needs a blood test or something. What if the hospital really finds out that Kakami is different from humans? That's a big deal.

Lan Yuan said: "Then you can't ignore this injury, wild cats are very dirty."

Kakami said: "Don't say that, little Kaka will be sad."

Lan Yuan asked: "Who is Xiao Xiaoka?"

Kakami said, "It's Meow."

Lan Yuan: "..." This is simply a waste of name to a certain extent!

When Kakami and Lanyuan were in a stalemate, Xiaoka rolled over, and it used its stored data to show Lanyuan that people on the Toka planet would not get rabies—the exploration team on the Toka star decades ago When we arrived on Earth, one member was bitten by a black back, and he recovered within a few days, and there was no sign of illness since then. Moreover, this member has undergone a systematic physical examination on Toka, and he is very healthy.

Xiaoka said: "The people of the Toca planet can rely on their own immunity to be immune to a thousand diseases and viruses on the earth."

Lan Yuan compromised and said: "Okay, then I won't go to the hospital, I'll rub some iodine on you." He held the wild cat by the back of the neck, and threw the cat to the wild cat during the protest of "Meow Meow". Xiaoka, said, "The difficult task of bathing the cat is entrusted to you."

Xiaoka stood at attention in a circle and said, "Yes, master, Xiaoka promises to complete the task!"

Lan Yuan held Kakami with one hand, and took the iodine with a cotton swab in the other hand, and applied it to Kakami's wound without mercy.

Kakami withdrew her hand and said, "It hurts."

Lan Yuan said: "Yes, bear with it!"

Kakami said: "People on Earth are so fierce."

Lan Yuan said: "If you don't want to be fierce with this guy, you can't do it."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan carefully smeared the wound and gave Kakami an order not to get wet.

Kakami said, "What if I take a bath?" His dumb hair shook, "Do you want to give me a bath?"

Lan Yuan said: "Think beautifully, let Xiaoka wash it for you."

"That's not how it develops in the novel," Kakami said.

The reasonable development of the novel should be that Xiao Gong is injured and cannot get wet, and Xiao Shou volunteers to help Xiao Gong take a bath, and the two meet each other naked in a narrow space and have a skin-to-skin blind date.

"That's the right thing to do," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said with a black line: "Correct fart! Don't watch boring things."

"I'm learning about the culture of the Earth," Kakami said.

Lan Yuankuang poked Kakami's forehead, and made a red mark between his brows, "Then you learn some useful culture!"

Kakami froze, and said, "Oh."

Xiaoka is very efficient. He washed the wild cat clean in 10 minutes, and forcibly dried the wild cat's hair with a hair dryer while the wild cat screamed frantically and frantically. This made the thin wild cat Fluffy into a ball.

Xiaoka circled around Lan Yuan to invite credit and said, "Second master, Xiaoka successfully completed the task."

Lan Yuan said: "Xiao Ka is really good."

Xiaoka rolled around happily.

Kakami raised the wild cat high above his head, and the wild cat didn't panic. It hugged Kakami's arm with its small meaty claws, licked Kakami's fingers with its tongue coquettishly, and meowed naively.

Kakami said: "Ah, Xiaoka has balls, it's a male cat."

Lan Yuan laughed "puchi" and said, "You can't call it Xiaoxiaoka, change its name."

Kakami asked: "Why?" He held the wild cat in his arms and pinched the other's ear playfully. The wild cat's ear moved and pressed flatly, "Do you want the cat to be called Xiaoyuan?" ?I have no opinion."

Lan Yuan said: "You don't have an opinion, I have an opinion, can't you choose a more serious name?! Xiaoka and Xiaoka, people who don't know think they are calling you."

Kakami said: "My abbreviation is Kaka, how could it be confused with Xiaoka and Xiaoxiaoka."

Lan Yuan sneered and said, "I'm still Beckham."

Under Lan Yuan's strong opposition, Ye Mao's name was finally determined as "Marshal of the World's Soldiers and Horses", nicknamed Marshal.

The newly named marshal strode forward arrogantly, stomping on the sofa with a graceful posture, but accidentally stepped on the ground, got stuck in the gap of the sofa cushion, buried his head in, and waited It pulled itself out like a carrot, and its soft feathers became a chicken coop, stupid and cute.

The marshal consciously lost face, covered his face with his paws, and "meowed" with his ass facing Kakami and Lan Yuan.

The marshal's move amused both of them, and Kakami, who had always been paralyzed, had an imperceptible smile on his face.

Lan Yuan pushed Kakami to the kitchen and said, "Since you are the one who wants to raise the cat, you will be responsible for its food, clothing, housing and transportation. Hey, Your Highness, wash your hands and make soup for us, the mighty and domineering soldiers of the world." Generalissimo, let's make dinner."

Kakami asked, "What does the cat want to eat?"

Lan Yuan said uncertainly: "Uh... fish bar, there are also special cat food in the pet store."

"Okay," Kakami said.

Kakami put on the apron in a decent way, took out the fish from the refrigerator, and put it on the cutting board.Lan Yuan leaned against the bar with great interest, wanting to see how Kakami cooks—he never thought that a young man like Kakami could cook!

Kakami touched the fish with the handle of the kitchen knife and said, "Die."

Lan Yuan said: "This is sliced ​​meat bought in the supermarket. Of course it is dead. If a pile of meat moves by itself, it will be a horror novel!"

Kakami said, "Oh."

Kakami stared at the fish in a daze for a while, silently dropped the kitchen knife, went into the bedroom and carried Xiaoka out who was busy cleaning with a vacuum cleaner. Turning around, using a mechanical child voice, said: "Report to the owner, Xiaoka is cleaning, and the completion rate is only 360%40.00, Xiaoka applies to continue cleaning."

Kakami said, "No."

Kakami couldn't help but carried Xiaoka to the kitchen table and said, "Make fish for cats."

Xiaoka said stubbornly: "Xiaoka is doing cleaning."

"Reset the order of the order to cook the cat first and then clean," Kakami said.

Xiaoka said unwillingly: "Yes, master, Xiaoka obeys the master."

Kakami imitated Lan Yuan touching Xiao Ka's head and said, "Good boy."

Xiao Ka twisted his body and said, "Xiao Ka is the most obedient."

Lan Yuan suddenly reached out and patted Kakami's stupid hair, and said, "Kakami is the worst." He said that he wanted to raise a cat, but in the end he left it to Xiaoka to take care of him, which is really unreliable.