Woke up and I was pregnant

"The gestational canal is the channel connecting the rectum of the pregnant woman to the internal genitalia. Germ cells enter the uterus through the gestational canal. Similarly, the pregnancy canal also flows out through the gestational canal. Your gestational canal is so narrow that you can hardly find it. You can actually conceive. Impossible." The doctor sighed.

Xiao Gu's expression was not very good: "Doctor, what do you mean?"

The doctor kept his head down, writing and drawing in his notebook.

Xiao Gu looked at Shen Bai, at this moment Shen Bai opened his eyes and looked at him in disbelief.

"Xiao Gu, I was wrong. You are not lucky, but a miracle. There is a one-in-a-million chance of being hit by you, but you still hit it with one blow. I really want to worship that god-man. By the way, where is that god-man? Why didn't he show up for such an important matter as accompanying the pregnant woman in the birth check?" Shen Bai asked.

Xiao Gu turned his eyes away: "Shut up, don't mention that person. Doctor, can I kill this child today?"

he asked the doctor.

"Without a gestational canal, you can't expel the fetus by yourself, and you can only take it out through surgery," the doctor replied.

Xiao Gu continued to ask: "Can you arrange the operation as soon as possible?"

The doctor shook his head: "In order to ensure the success rate of the operation, we need to wait for the fetus to grow to a certain extent before opening the abdominal cavity."

"When exactly?" Xiao Gu frowned.

After thinking for a while, the doctor said: "The fetus is 12 weeks old."

Now he is 5 weeks pregnant, and 12 weeks will take 7 weeks.

Xiao Gu clenched his fists tightly, he still had to endure the severe pregnancy reaction for another month and a half.

Desperate just thinking about it.

"Before that, the fetus needs to grow normally so that it can reach the size that meets the surgical standards." The doctor reminded Xiao Gu.

Xiao Gu nodded.

After leaving the consultation room, Shen Bai was always by Xiao Gu's side.

"I said, now that you have encountered such a big event, you really don't plan to let that man of God show up?" Shen Bai asked curiously.

Xiao Gu replied blankly: "No need."

"Tsk, I'm obviously afraid that I have to pretend to be indifferent. You, you have been so stubborn since you were a child. When you were young, the headmaster would lock the children who made mistakes in a small dark room, and the other children were so frightened that they cried and made noises. Only You stuck your neck in silence and refused to admit your mistake. The dean was angry at you for disobeying discipline, and locked you up for an entire afternoon. When you were finally released, your face turned pale, and no one spoke to you, which made the dean think that You were so frightened that you rushed to the hospital." Shen Bai recalled with a smile, "The doctor said that you were too scared and had a stress reaction. Hahaha, you are not afraid if you recover in a few days and still speak hard."

Reminiscing about the things in his childhood, Xiao Gu softened his brows.

He said to his friend: "If you have something to do, go and do it first."

Shen Bai nodded: "Don't miss the next inspection, I will remind you when the time comes."

After speaking, the two said goodbye.

Originally, Xiao Gu planned to ask for leave to kill the child in his stomach, but in the end nothing was accomplished, and his record of not asking for leave was broken instead, which made him very distressed.

Since there is nothing else to do today, he took out his mobile phone and prepared to open the office software to sell the vacation.

Just as he lowered his head to operate, he suddenly bumped into a fleshy wall.

Before he finished the three words "I'm sorry", Xiao Gu looked up and saw that the person he bumped into was actually Lin Qishen.

Different from the normal clothes in the company, Lin Qishen was wearing a black silk leather jacket with metal chains on his shoulders and waist, and with colorful hair on his head, he looked like a dark killer.

"Hey, what a coincidence!" Even laughing was like killing Matt.

Xiao Gu: "..."

I don't know this person, I don't know this person.

While muttering in his heart, he walked around blankly.

Lin Qishen didn't intend to let him go, so he grabbed Xiao Gu's arm.

"A certain person doesn't seem to have a good memory. He punched me yesterday, but he pretended not to know me today. I'm sorry that I was injured internally by you, so I had to ask for leave to come to the hospital to see a doctor." Lin Qishen said with grievance.

Xiao Gu tried to struggle with his arms, it is a shame that this man has such great strength!

Seeing that he was struggling, he gritted his teeth and replied, "You deserve it."

Lin Qishen looked innocent: "What do I deserve? Didn't I just invite you to have a drink after work, or did Team Leader Xiao think of something else because of his strong associative power?" Xiao Gu, there is a sticky ambiguity in his words.

Xiao Gu's face darkened: "If you don't want to be beaten in the hospital, you'd better shut up."

At this time, other people in the hospital watched the tension between the two.

Lin Qi smiled deeply, leaned back, and pulled Xiao Gu to leave.

"Let me go!" Xiao Gu was furious.

As a weak chicken who sits in an office all year round and the only exercise he does every day is to walk to and from get off work for 5 minutes, it can be said that he has no power to fight back in front of Lin Qishen who participates in outdoor sports all day.

"My stomach hurts so badly from your beating, you must accompany me to see a doctor!" Lin Qishen said confidently.

Xiao Gu could only be dragged by the other party to the outpatient clinic.

"Where are you going? Also, have you registered?" Xiao Gu saw that Lin Qishen was going in an increasingly wrong direction.

Lin Qishen said: "It's okay, I know which doctor I'm looking for."

After speaking, he looked around in the corridor for something.

Xiao Gu looked at Lin Qishen with a blank expression and went crazy.

Suddenly, Lin Qishen seemed to see something, his eyes lit up and he walked forward.

"Doctor, I'm sick!" Lin Qishen stopped the doctor in a white coat.

Shen Bai turned around and looked at the person with a confused face.

Xiao Gu put his hands on his forehead, why is there such a stupid person.

Shen Bai first looked at Lin Qishen suspiciously, and then saw Xiao Gu behind him.

He smiled decently and said, "Sir, what can I do for you?"

Lin Qishen pulled out Xiao Gu who was behind him, pointed at him and said, "Doctor, my friend is actually sick, but he didn't tell me what kind of disease he has. He just got out of the illness. I think you must be sure, doctor." Remember, can you please tell me what happened to him?"

"Sir, you said that you are Xiao Gu's friend, what kind of friend are you?" Shen Bai glanced at Xiao Gu meaningfully.

Xiao Gu froze.

Lin Qishen replied: "A very close friend."

"Oh..." There was ridicule in Shen Bai's voice.

So this is the one-hit-hit man of God?

Shen Bai gestured to Xiao Gu with his eyes.

Xiao Gu has no expression on his face, I advise you to be sensible and don't say anything, otherwise I won't guarantee that you will die.

Shen Bai patted his chest, I'm so scared, it's a pity that I signed the body donation book, and if I die early, the majority of medical students can use younger general teachers.

Xiao Gu frowned, the magazine you want that can only be bought in country R, ​​I will buy it for you on the next business trip.

Shen Bai's eyes lit up, and it was a deal!

Lin Qishen didn't notice the undercurrent between the two people at all. He asked Shen Bai if he could tell him about Xiao Gu's condition, and emphasized how worried he was about Xiao Gu's condition.

Xiao Gu thought to himself, Shit, Lin Qishen might want to know what kind of disease he has, and if he was seriously ill, he would buy firecrackers to celebrate.

Shen Bai cleared his throat and replied: "Originally the doctor shouldn't disclose the patient's condition, but Xiao Gu is my friend who grew up. Now I see someone who can care about him, so I'm naturally very happy. Xiao Gu didn't suffer from any serious illness, just work He was so focused that he had a stomach problem, which is not serious, but the treatment is extremely tedious and takes a long time, I just advised him to listen to the doctor's orders and come for more checkups."

Xiao Gu found out that Lin Qishen was relieved after hearing Shen Bai's words?

What a weirdo.

Lin Qishen shook hands with Shen Bai and said, "So it's Xiao Gu's friend. I said why the service in the hospital is so good now, and they even send the patient out after the interview. I know it's just a stomach problem, so I'm relieved. "

After speaking, he showed his white teeth and smiled very honestly.

Shen Bai replied: "It is another doctor who is in charge of interviewing Xiao Gu. I just stay with Xiao Gu because I happen to be fine."

Lin Qishen immediately said: "Then what kind of outpatient clinic are you in charge of? I will come to you when I have that disease in the future, and I can bring you some achievements."

"I'm from the anorectal department." Shen Bai said.

Lin Qishen's face darkened instantly.

"Pfft." Xiao Gu couldn't hold back his laughter.

Lin Qishen said goodbye to Shen Bai in embarrassment. Before leaving, Shen Bai repeatedly invited him to come to him when he was sick.

Xiao Gu looked at Lin Qishen's expressionless expression as he ate Coptis chinensis, and finally felt that his revenge had been avenged.

After leaving the hospital gate, Lin Qishen complained to Xiao Gu: "What kind of friend are you? You actually went to work as a doctor in the anorectal department. Just now, you kept telling me to go to him when I was sick. How could I have such an unlucky disease?" !"

Xiao Gu held back the smile on his lips and said in a deep voice, "Since you already know about my illness, you don't have to pester me in the future."

"Then how?" Lin Qishen retorted, "I said, the condition for me not to pester you is that you tell me about your illness, but now I figured out how to find out, not you."

Xiao Gu's face darkened: "Asshole."

Lin Qi smiled deeply: "The first day you knew I was an asshole? Didn't you experience it that night?"

Xiao Gu clenched his teeth.

After a long time, he said: "If you want to continue in Group C, you can also, just get rid of your hair with hot eyes."

"Why? My hair is so fashionable. My TONY told me that this is the most popular fluorescent color matching this year." Lin Qi deeply touched his hair.

"If you don't deal with it, I will go to the general manager tomorrow to force him to die. Either you leave or I leave." Xiao Gu said.

Lin Qishen hurriedly said, "No, I'll deal with it later."

Xiao Gu looked better now.

Lin Qishen asked carefully: "Since we are colleagues in the same office, do you want to make an appointment for dinner?"

Xiao Gu: "Get lost."

"Have breakfast together?"

"roll."

"Can't I treat you to eat?!"

"roll"

"The doctor told you to transfer"

"roll"

"But"

"Go... vomit"