The witch and her hapless little bastard

Naturally, Lilith didn't need to spend so much time and effort in making roasted whole lamb. Besides, there weren't so many seasonings and ingredients in the camp for her to use.

The system is furious: Werewolf killing is not a gourmet show!

The meat of the Evansdi plateau lamb is delicious and has no fishy smell. Since it is a population of monsters, the internal organs are naturally cleaned. Lilith is holding a small knife, and the blade is completely submerged into the huge sheep body. It is easy to shave, cut sheep and so on.

No one else came back, only No. [-] and No. [-] watched her performance silently in the air.

No. [-] crazily rubbed the goosebumps that did not exist on the soul and body:

"This woman is too frightening!"

Such skillful movements, this unchanging expression and even a smiling expression...Don't say that she was born as a butcher, with such a small body, in this interstellar age, who would let her be a butcher? ?

"Hey, brother, what do you think?" Number [-] already knew that Number [-] was a veteran. Of course, the other party never deliberately concealed this, "Is there something wrong with this woman?"

"Yeah." Seventh folded her arms, also with a serious face, "After I go out, I'll find someone to investigate her."

However, to their astonishment, when they heard Seventh's words, the bullet screen in front of them was swiped:

[No need to investigate, Lilith is a bug]

[She doesn't even have a live broadcast room, she's not a real person, just follow her and win]

[Investigate NPC, funny.jpg]

Number seven and number eight looked at each other.

Lilith hummed happily from below. The corpse of Goat No. [-] has been completely processed. The internal organs have been taken out through a thin slit, and a huge branch has been passed through from the beginning to the end, and the horns have also been collected. , Lilith thought it could be used to make something.

When the others returned to the village with milk and half-finished straw gates woven crookedly with long pastures and vines, what greeted them at the entrance of the village was the overbearing aroma of roasted Evansti plateau sheep. Tell everyone:

It is not unreasonable that the Evansdi plateau sheep are being scrambled by the church and the demons, and they are scarce!

Compared with the aroma of this roasted whole lamb, last night's mutton kebabs can only be regarded as appetizers, eclipsed. The seasoning used by Lilith is not only oil, salt and cumin, but also the juice of red heart fruit. The powder of the leaf, after being burned at high temperature and refined by witch power, has completely turned into another product, the crystallization of curse insects...

Of course, cooking recipes are all secrets, and Lilith will not tell others casually.

After everyone arrived at the camp impatiently, what appeared before their eyes was this scene——

For some reason, the bonfire, which had doubled in size, was burning fiercely, and the heat from the waves of fire could be felt from far away.A whole sheep was surrounded by flames. The strange thing is, I don’t know what method was used. The wooden stick was not burned, the surface of the sheep was not burnt, and there was no bad smell. Only the closer it was, the more it made people drool. The rich meaty aroma...

With just a little witch power, the flame can accurately separate a gap from the sheep's body, ensuring sufficient temperature and ensuring that it will not be burned by the flame and spoil the delicious food.

When they came back, Lilith had been roasting for a long time, and Qiu Tian, ​​who went to ride a bull and chase a rabbit, jumped back excitedly, covered her grumbling stomach beside Lilith, and sighed exaggeratedly:

"Ah, so fragrant, so hungry, Lily is awesome!"

She spoke out the hearts of the people.

As a "family member", Qiutian was of course the first to get the meat. Lilith also specially selected the tenderest part, the strip-shaped meat piece at the junction of the hind leg and the sheep's tail, and wrapped the femoral head. With a little cumin, the oil is just right, so there is no doubt how delicious it will be.

There are only two pieces of this kind of meat in a sheep, which are the most precious parts. Lilith and Qiu Tian each have one piece, and then let others come up to pick the meat for themselves.

Those who drink milk drink milk, and those who are tired of drinking drink cool well water. Qiu Tian also scooped up two cups and put a few green leaves in them.

"Cool grass," Lilith saw, although it is not a popular medicinal material, but it is also a good thing to refresh the mind, "Where did you find it?"

"Cool Grass..." Qiu Tian was amused by the name, her brows and eyes curved, "I found it by the rabbit's nest. We call this 'Mint'."

"Mint." Lilith read the name. Different languages ​​have different names for different items, which is normal.She reached out to Qiutian, "Is there any more?"

"Yes. Here." Qiu Tian lowered her head to dig in the hidden pocket of her robe, and gave her a hand.

Everyone was sitting around the fire as in the previous night, it was so lively, No. [-] sniffed fiercely in the air, so greedy that tears almost fell down.

Before his tears could come down, the number four below screamed:

"Wow! Why are you crying!"

"..."

Red-haired number three gave him a look of embarrassment.

He didn't cry at first, at most, at most, there were some excited tears in his eyes. After being called out by number four, a line of water ran across his cheeks from top to bottom uncontrollably, especially under the flickering firelight. conspicuous.

The crowd was silent.

Although it is delicious, but if you want to eat it until you cry, it shouldn't be...?

Number four's eyes gradually changed to pity.Hongmao was thin and short, with a wild temper, like a monkey, dressed in ordinary clothes, and didn't buy the most expensive clothes in the mall...

The case has been solved, the children from the slums live on nutrient solution, and they have never eaten anything good.

No. [-]'s eyes are too obvious, and Hong Mao is a smart one, so he immediately understood what he was thinking, and almost hit him on the head with a stick:

"Get out! What are you thinking! How is my authentic third district!!"

Four nodded, but apparently still didn't believe him.The third district is the place with the most top-notch restaurants, and the children who come out there are very talkative, how could they cry even after eating mutton?

As an ordinary person, I didn't even cry!That is, a little shocked.

"You know shit," Hong Mao was about to swear, "I open a restaurant at home, okay? Ferrandore's high-level restaurant, do you understand?"

Then he turned around again and looked at Lilith eagerly, "Sister, is the recipe for sale? I ate it as soon as I ate it. It must be a unique secret recipe! Hey, why don't I hire you to be a chef in our restaurant, Ferlando Er's chef, if you inquire about it, the treatment is very good. Sister, think about it?"

After all, it is a child of a merchant's family, and Lilith can be seen as a "sister" at a glance.

Lilith thought these humans were really fun. It was the first time anyone dared to ask a witch to be a chef.

"The recipe is not for sale." If you sell it, you can't make it. "I will work as a chef at your place. What kind of treatment will I get?"

One dared to ask, the other dared to answer, Hongmao actually began to think seriously, and after a while, he gave a reply:

"The basic basic salary is [-] points a month, and commissions and bonuses are calculated separately. I am very sincere. After all, I don't know how well you cook other dishes."

"Hiss—" someone inhaled.

Lilith didn't understand these things, but judging from the selling price in the mall, the salary was indeed not bad, so she turned her head and asked Qiu Tian, ​​"What do you think?"

"It's quite high. After all, the main thing is the commission..." Qiu Tian answered smoothly, and then said "uh", "But you, it's impossible for you to become a chef with them."

Isn't Lilith an NPC?

"Yes." Luckily, Lilith didn't say anything to break her cognition, she just smiled at Hong Mao, as if she just teased a little monkey, and threw the pot on Qiu Tian's head naturally, "Did you hear that?" , she said I couldn't go."

Puppies and monkeys, quarrel and quarrel!

But things didn't go in the direction Lilith wanted, Hong Mao just glanced at Qiu Tian, ​​nodded and said "Okay", then bowed his head to enjoy the food again.

……

After that, night fell. It was supposed to be a dark tide, but in the low-level field 2298, it was a completely different scene.

There are no werewolves who are quick to move and ready to kill, and there are no ability users who are sneaky and wits against the air, and there are no villagers who are afraid in the houses that cannot get out.Everyone went back to their respective homes, No. [-] had installed his grass gate, so he didn't have to sleep with Hongmao anymore, Hongmao still had a bit of reluctance on his expression.

Qiutian looked at Lilith without blinking.

How did humans become werewolves?In this short 5 minutes.

Hair grew first, and a layer of black satin gradually grew on the bare arms and legs. It didn't look disgusting, but instead showed a mysterious and monstrous beauty.

The hand bones also seem to have grown a bit, or it may just be the addition of the thickness of the hair, and the pointed nails grow rapidly, as if the accelerator button has been pressed.

But the most interesting thing is the ears and tail.

As soon as she jumped to the ground, big soft ears popped out of her head. The contrast between the platinum long hair and the deep black ears was obvious, but they were all soft in texture. If it wasn't for Lilith being an NPC, Qiu Tian would really like to know her How do you usually take care of your hair?

It's great to be an NPC, all you need to do is generate a bunch of perfect data!

The ears can be seen but cannot be touched, but when the tail popped out from behind, Qiutian cheered and jumped on it, happily burying her face in the fluffiest tip of the tail.

What a good civilization a werewolf is!

Qiu Tian screamed in her heart.

I don't know if it is her illusion, or it may be that the tail touched today is freshly produced, and the tail feels hotter than the night before, which is suitable for such lazy and windy weather outside.

"Okay," Lilith twitched her tail, thinking how troublesome, there are so many sensitive points on orcs, "It's evening, it's time to tell a story."

Yes, after listening to the story of Snow White, the witch is keenly aware that there should be many such stories. Based on the idea of ​​investigating Qiutian's world through folk stories, Lilith asks Qiutian to tell more.

But Qiu Tian didn't obediently submit the story, but dared to ask for it!

Qiu Tian rolled her eyes, the slyness in it couldn't be clearer. "There are many such stories, but they can't be told all at once. In our place, they are called bedtime stories. In this way, you protect me, and I will tell you one every night in the future, okay?"

Not only in the remaining seven nights of this round, but also in the next round, the next round...

Qiu Tian emphasized: There are really many, many stories!

[Bedtime story for bodyguards, I really have you, anchor]

[Is the bodyguard who still listens to bedtime stories really reliable? 】

Lilith agreed. After all, in her opinion, Qiutian's condition was as good as not mentioned.But she still wants to remind Qiu Tian to pay attention to her identity:

"I protect you and don't need to bring it up as a transaction condition.

"You are my thing, and it is my responsibility to protect you."

After saying this, Lilith herself frowned—it sounded like the oath of allegiance to a church paladin.

This is why Qiu Tian didn't follow Lilith in the afternoon, but ran to ride a bull and chase a rabbit.

She was chasing the rabbit, panting while her brain was spinning at high speed:

What the hell is Lilith talking about?Since when did I become her property?How much has my favorability with Lilith reached?

This doesn't feel right!

Running and running, Qiu Tian stumbled and fell to the ground. When she looked up, she saw the green mint grass swaying gently beside the hidden rabbit nest.

It wasn't until she returned to the village and was captured by the smell of roasted whole sheep that Qiu Tian temporarily put this matter behind her.

"Okay." Holding the warm and soft wolf tail in her arms, Qiu Tian has completely forgotten the delicate mood in the afternoon, and habitually used the tone she used to coax children in the nursery, "The story I want to tell today, It's called 'Wolf is coming'. It's true, once upon a time, in a beautiful small village, there was a kid herding sheep..."

Qiu Tian is often praised for having a good voice.When speaking normally, the tone is relatively high. Although it is as sweet as honey, it does not appear weak, like a needle hidden in cotton, and has its own confidence.

When coaxing the child to sleep, the voice is slow and low, like a soft lake, with gentle ripples on the surface of the water regularly, no need to finish a story, no matter how noisy or sleepy the child can be subdued .

Qiu Tian talked and talked, and made herself a little sleepy, and looked at Li Lisi's reaction with satisfaction. Unexpectedly, when Li Lisi turned her head, she was still very energetic——

Listening to Qiu Tian's voice, Lilith thought that she didn't expect Qiu Tian to have some talent for being a priest. This kind of voice that can calm the soul is exactly what a qualified priest needs.

Witches, that's different, it's best to scare the crap out of people with a little sound.

"The bedtime story is over," Qiu Tian said subconsciously, "It's time for the children to go to bed."

Lilith:?

She swallowed the small ball made of cool grass after simple refining of witch power in her mouth, blinked her eyes, and shook the soft ears on her head by the way.

"I'm not sleepy yet," Lilith said. "Shall I tell you another one?"

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