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medicine man medicine guide

Qin Muye's acupuncture point that controlled his tongue was tapped, and he almost choked on the pill and passed out.

After a while, his face turned blue, Xiao Xuelou realized something was wrong, remembering the pills he had just swallowed with tea, he had to raise his hand to pat Qin Muye's back heart, and unlocked Qin Mu's sealed acupoints.

"Ahem, ahem, thank you!" Qin Muye said in fear.

When Xiao Xuelou heard that he thanked herself, the corners of her lips could not help but curl up slightly, but thinking that this person is also a monster with a system, the corners of her lips that were just raised quickly flattened.

[Woo, host, you almost died, you are so miserable, the female devil is too scary, let's not play with her, let's run, now I think your dead ghost ex-boyfriend is much cuter! 】

The system cried like a [-]-year-old fool, Qin Muye narrowly escaped death again, and said helplessly, "I've said it all, I don't have any ex-boyfriends, I'm still who I used to be."

[Host, woo woo woo, you used to be quite pure and pure, but since you were forced to bow by the overlord, the world has changed, there are always people who want to plot against you, now this look is wrong, and the one in the corner, you hurry up run! 】

The system wants Qin Muye to accept the reality. Its poor host has been cursed by fate, and it will never escape the sad ending of being coveted by others. It is better to seize the opportunity to run away if you can.

Qin Muye, who couldn't escape at all, stared in Xiao Xuelou's direction with wide eyes: "Hey, Slime, shut up first."

It's fine for him to listen to this, but don't pollute another person's ears.

Hearing what the system said clearly, and seeing Qin Muye's weak and helpless appearance, Xiao Xuelou's heart softened uncontrollably, he turned his head slightly, and snorted coldly: "How stupid!"

People are stupid, and the system is also stupid. If such two stupid guys still want to escape from their palms, they are destined to be disappointed.

This person is also good at deceiving people, so he really has to stay by his side so that he can be supervised.

Xiao Xuelou raised Qin Muye's skirt and said coldly: "After taking the Bliss Pill, I will be my medicine man. Since you know the magical power of wedding dress, I might as well tell you that tonight I will take advantage of the full moon to hit the seventh night." At this critical moment, if my good deed is ruined, I have plenty of ways to make your life worse than death!"

Qin Muye was caught by the throat of fate, staggered to follow Xiao Xuelou, and quickly raised his hand to hold the little emperor's hand: "Ahem, I have a sore throat, can you give me some water, I almost choked to death just now."

"There is no water." Xiao Xuelou stopped, forgot to withdraw his hand for a while, and only refused coldly and arrogantly.

The master will choke to death on the medicine, I'm afraid it's another trick that this man came up with.

Qin Muye took out the wine gourd he brought with him: "Then I'll drink what I brought."

Xiao Xuelou will soon find out that he is a good-for-nothing with no internal energy. It is estimated that the enraged Xiao Xuelou will kill himself with sharks, so Qin Muye thought about drinking more wine first to rescue him.

Gudong Gudong drank a few gulps, and when the jug of wine was finished, Xiao Xuelou turned around and smelled the smell, his complexion changed suddenly, and he raised his hand to hold Qin Muye's wrist through his clothes: "At this time you Even drinking! You did it on purpose!"

The bliss pill will make people's blood spurt, and the wine will speed up the volatilization of the bliss pill. The combination of the two will form a special poison.

spring medicine.

Obviously, Qin Muye did it on purpose.

When he read the content of the magical art of wedding dress in the ancient book of Tianyi Valley, he clearly caught a glimpse of this one: alcohol promotes bliss and poison.In order to save himself, Qin Muye immediately decided to turn the Bliss Pill into poison.

In this way, Xiao Xuelou should not attack him. No man would be willing to be in the same room with a stinky man who took spring medicine, especially Xiao Xuelou was disguised as a woman at the moment, and even The most beautiful beauty in the world.

At this moment, Qin Muye felt that he was really smart, extremely smart!

"So, are you still practicing?" Qin Muye said confidently, threw away the empty gourd, took out another wine gourd in a good mood, unplugged it and took a big gulp.

When the system scanned the books of Tianyi Valley, it also saw the introduction of the Bliss Pill. It was shocked by what the host did, and couldn't help sighing in admiration: "Host, you have worked so hard to keep yourself as good as a jade, but your will With such firm strength and antidote, a mere spring is useless to you, will the beautiful female devil really be tricked by you?"

Qin Muye's eyes darkened: "Slime, if you can't speak, just shut up!"

Xiao Xuelou, who was originally furious, narrowed his eyes slightly when he heard the words, and seeing Qin Muye's faintly darkened face, he knew that the foolish system that Qin Muye had brought did not lie to him.

With a faintly malicious smile on his face, Xiao Xuelou raised his hand to support Qin Muye's chin: "Young master is really in a good mood, your inner strength is so deep, if you think that mere erysipelas won't disturb you and me at all, why don't you help me break through now? Let’s go to the seventh floor of the divine power!”

"No, listen to me..." Confess!

Qin Muye was terrified, and wanted to tell Xiao Xuelou the truth at the same time as he wanted to shoot the system to death.

He is a detoxifying medicine, but the Bliss Pill is made of Kunlun blood lotus, which stimulates the human qi and blood, and promotes the metabolism of the human body.

The so-called spring poison, to put it another way, is that under the action of medicine and alcohol, the human endocrine system is disordered, and a large amount of hormones are secreted in a short period of time. Human hormones do not belong to the category of poison, and even if there is medicine, it will not be cured, unless he immediately swipes his knife from the palace!

"To shut up."

Xiao Xuelou felt that Qin Muye wanted to lie to him again, so he simply sealed off the acupuncture points on Qin Muye's upper body, leaving only his legs to move, and then dragged Qin Muye's collar to the practice room.

Qiao Yanyan looked at Xiao Xuelou who only had Qin Muye in her eyes, and recalled that Qin Muye was holding his wrist for this child, she vaguely felt a little weird.

When she met the blind man's eyes filled with endless despair, Qiao Yanyan rarely felt a little intolerable: "Oh, it seems that my Bliss God Cult is really going to become a demon sect that bullies men and women. In Liuli's situation, it shouldn't be too late. What will you really do?"

Because of Xiao Fan and Taoist Jingkong's troubles, Xiao Xuelou hated being close to people, even his grandma had to pay attention.

After all, it is good fortune to trick people.

20 years ago, Qiao Yanyan killed Tianyigu's uncle who plotted against her mother and child, and she was also poisoned, so Qiao Yanyan had to go back to the Bliss God Sect to retreat and heal her injuries.

The wedding dress magic skill is very special, fatal injuries require a long period of sleep, Qiao Yanyan has been in a deep sleep for nearly 20 years, just woke up, and learned that Dazhen's royal family was in chaos.

All her great-grandchildren were poisoned by the Jingkong dog thieves, and even the emperor's grandson was poisoned to death by chronic poison.The only one who survived was the empress's prostitute daughter, because the child was so cute that even the emperor who was in a daze loved him very much, so the Jing Kong thief did not succeed in harming the child.

Qiao Yanyan is the grandson and ancestor of the Dazhen royal family, and there are constant disputes in the world. It is because of experts like her that the royal family is protected. It is even rumored that the young and middle-aged man who was captured by the Bliss God Sect was rescued by Qiao Yanyan and sent to Feilongwei. , only to guard the royal blood.

However, in less than 20 years, Feilongwei was poisoned by the emperor to abolish his martial arts by Jingkong. After the emperor was poisoned, the Jingkong dog thief actually wanted to support his real pin head to become the emperor!

The beginning of all this was Xiao Mingyuan, who sent the emptiness he had with him to Xiao Fan's side, just to seize the country for the sake of chaos.

After Qiao Yanyan came out of the mountain, she was extremely furious, and used her internal force to shatter Xiao Mingyuan's heart, causing him to die of pain after a night of struggle.The other party was not her descendant, Qiao Yanyan was merciless, and when she was about to kill the Jing Kong dog thief, she realized that Xiao Xuelou had already made a move.

The young emperor, who only knows some simple boxing skills, took advantage of Jing Kong's entanglement with a man, and seriously injured Jing Kong and the assassin from Tianyi Valley. Eyes, took out the opponent's heart, threw the corpse into Tianyi Valley, stripped the empty corpse, and hung it on the city gate like a dead pig. With this bloody method, the world that was about to move was shocked. power.

Qiao Yanyan will never forget the scene when her grandparents reunited.

At that time, the young emperor wearing a dragon robe stood in a pool of blood, threw the eyes and heart he had dug out to the wolf dog behind him, and watched the wolf dog tearing and devouring him expressionlessly. The female devil was startled.

After the grandparents reunited, Qiao Yanyan soon knew that her great-granddaughter was not her real granddaughter. In order to keep her only child, the empress disguised the young prince as a baby girl and raised her under the eyes of the emperor and Jingkong, thus saving Xiao Xuelou.

The queen succeeded, but she had been poisoned by Jing Kong long ago. Once her son came to the throne, the queen couldn't hold on anymore, and died that day.

The day Xiao Xuelou ascended the throne was also the day when he lost everything. He wished he could kill all the evil spirits in Tianyi Valley. Fortunately, Qiao Yanyan got out of the gate in time so that the emperor didn't really go on a killing spree.

But soon Qiao Yanyan discovered that even Xiao Xuelou had been chronically poisoned by the Jingkong dog thief.

In the future, this child will die of internal organ exhaustion just like his absurd father. In order to keep the last blood of the royal family, Qiao Yanyan had to teach Xiao Xuelou to practice wedding dress magic skills, and found a cold jade bed for him to practice. Room to relieve the pain of Xiao Xuelou's poisonous hair.

Taoist Jingkong gave Xiao Xuelou a very secretive poison. If he didn’t know how to get rid of the poison, Xiao Xuelou would live to be 30 years old and die immediately. But if he wanted to get rid of the poison, Xiao Xuelou would have to suffer a lot. .

The poison can only be restrained by internal strength, but once Xiao Xuelou has internal strength, his internal organs will burn like a raging fire.The more the inner strength is strengthened, the more intense the burning sensation will be. As the wedding dress magic skill is practiced more and more deeply, Xiao Xuelou feels like being roasted in a fire every day.

In the past two years, relying on his willpower, he endured the burning pain all the time, and practiced the wedding dress magic skill to the sixth level of Dzogchen.

Today, Xiao Xuelou's appearance is as usual, but the eight meridians are highly poisonous. Only by practicing in the ice room on a cold jade bed and keeping the body temperature as cold as ice jade all year round can the pain of poisoning be relieved.

How to eradicate this poison is also a technical task.

Qiao Yanyan counted the time, and when she had reached the end of the magic wedding dress, she decided to take the blood lotus to make the Bliss Pill, pass on all the century-old skills of the wedding dress magic to her great-grandson, and then use a medicine man as an introduction to let Xiao Xue Lou slowly forced the poison out of his body.

That poison can only be discharged when you are close to others.

According to Qiao Yanyan's thinking, the best way is to catch a few women who have been convicted. Xiao Xuelou will be lucky and poisonous when he gets close to them. This method alleviates toxicity.

But now that Xuelou was able to get close to the fake valley owner of Tianyi Valley, could it be that this kid finally decided to use his enemy as a primer to purify the poison?

Qiao Yanyan rubbed her chin and thought it was a good idea: "Although the man is rough and stiff, if Liuli likes it, it's good to accept it! It just so happens that I also found a young man who suits me today. One is not enough, but the second one is okay. On the top. Boy, if you help me, the leader will reward you with two Bliss Pills and give you a share of internal strength, would you like it?"

As she said that, Qiao Yanyan looked down at the person thrown at her feet.

It was Sima Lingyue who was brought back from the top of Kunlun Mountain.

At this time, Sima Lingyue couldn't hear what Qiao Yanyan was saying at all. He looked at Qin Muye's back, both sad and happy, and murmured in pain, "Why is he here, why is he still alive..."