I treat you as a brother "Quickly wear"

Scumbag Transformation System

The weather in late autumn in the north is already chilly. Even if the teachers and students passing by the gate of Qinghua University put on sweaters, they will still feel a chill when the autumn wind blows.

Among the tightly packed crowd, a tall young man in a shirt and suit was particularly eye-catching.

It was a tall boy. His slim suit outlined his broad shoulders and narrow waist. He was moving a cardboard box full of books to a nearby car. His suit was rolled up with his movements, and the shirt against his body was already sweating. Get wet to outline perfectly shaped abs.

Standing next to the boy was a long-haired girl in a long skirt and a woolen coat. The girl was on the phone, and she couldn't help but stare at the scene in front of her.

When the phone rang, the girl turned her back, moved a little away from the boy, and whispered to the other end of the phone: "Qin Muye is helping me move things, heh heh, if you are in good health, you are capable, and you can work hard now, wait After moving things in a while, I invite him to drink coffee and take the opportunity to confess my love, I don't believe I can't take him down!"

The person on the other end of the phone said with a smile: "I wish you success, but big beauty, let me remind you, Qin Muye is the most famous scumbag in the rumors, an arsonist with a heart, the kind who cares about starting a fire and not putting it out. He can be called the perfect boyfriend of 24 filial piety, once someone chases him, this kid can run faster than a rabbit, he can be as indifferent to people as he wants, ruthless and terrifying."

The girl on the phone was suspicious when she heard the words, and glanced at the young man who was working hard. The man was handsome and had a calm demeanor. At this moment, he put down a big suitcase, wiped his sweat, and waved to her with a simple and honest smile. , No matter how you look at it, you don't look like a scumbag.

"No, I think he is very good. These days I heard that I have difficulties. It seems that I have telepathy. When I need it, I will be there automatically. I am more dedicated than all my previous suitors. He is not wretched or greasy, and he doesn't do anything. He doesn't flirt with anyone, he doesn't look like a scumbag at all."

On the other end of the phone, the girl's best friend reminded her: "Look, another naive and silly girl. Men and women who confessed to him before, but are now shunned by Qin Muye like snakes and scorpions have said so. Do you know why Qin Muye suddenly changed hospitals? Are you in the dormitory?"

The long-haired girl raised her ears: "Why?"

"Speaking out will scare you to death! This scumbag boy, he single-handedly bent all the boys in the dormitory, and finally was blocked by the boys in a dormitory to confess.

It is said that the scene at that time was called a Shura field, but Ren was stunned and replied lightly: "I treat you all as brothers, don't make it so ugly", and rejected all suitors. "

"I'm going, let's go, a dormitory?" The girl's pupils trembled.

"More than that, half an hour after the incident, he quickly transferred the hospital and changed dormitories under the pretext of "the emotions of my roommates have brought me huge troubles", leaving behind a hostile rival in the dormitory who wanted to chase after him, this scum.Qin Muye became famous in the first battle, Qinghua's number one scumbag is all right, sister, you are the flower of our department after all, which family background of the suitor is not better than Qin's scumbag, really decided to try it by yourself? "

The long-haired girl was stunned, and was so shocked by Qin Muye's scumbag deeds that she couldn't recover for a long time.

As far as he could see, the rumored scumbag, Qin Muye, was probably overheated after carrying a heavy load, so he tore off his tie and unbuttoned his shirt.

In the cool breeze, a thin black decorative chain was exposed around the neck of the other party. The blood-red heart pendant at the top of the chain was lying on his sexy collarbone socket. The black and red ornaments made the man's skin almost glowing white.

Cool white skin, but not thin at all.

Just right chest muscles, sharp and wild eyebrows and eyes, that person can exude a different kind of aura just by standing there, attracting the attention of countless people.

The girl's eyes turned straight, she couldn't help swallowing, she clenched her fists and said, "If you don't agree to the boy's pursuit, you're not considered a scumbag, maybe he's straight. Tsk tsk, you didn't see Qin Muye's appearance, humanoid Alpha information Su, the lethality is really too strong! I have to try, otherwise I will never be reconciled for the rest of my life."

Half an hour later, in an off-campus coffee shop.

After the suit was tidied up and the tie was neatly pasted on the shirt, Qin Muye raised his hand to straighten the buttons of the suit again, smiling kindly: "Is there anything else I can help with? Please feel free to ask if it can be of use to me."

The weather has turned cold recently, and many students with good conditions in the school have rented houses outside the school. When moving, outsiders are not allowed to enter, and the students who move have hired students from the same school to help.

Qin Muye heard that helping move things earns a lot of money a day, if you meet someone who is not short of money, you can spend two to three thousand a day. Most of the moving work was done.

Qin Muye drank his coffee and glanced at the employer in front of him.

The clothes are expensive, the bag is the latest luxury item, and the price/performance ratio is basically non-existent. It is not bad for the money but also generous. I think the service fee should be within the market price. After the other party pays, then I can get through this month's difficulties. If you are lucky, you can save some initial start-up funds.

In line with the attitude of providing high-quality service to potential customers, Qin Muye smiled more and more gently.

Facing Qin Muye's gentle and affectionate gaze, the girl blushed, and mustered up her courage to say, "Qin Muye, I like you, be my boyfriend."

"what?"

Qin Muye's hand trembled and he almost knocked over the coffee cup.

He looked at the girl in front of him with complicated eyes, and in his heart, ten thousand alpacas ran by tap dancing.

Even if he really has no money and doesn't want to give him the labor fee he deserves, this girl doesn't have to agree with her body, it's not like this these days.Just the cost of moving, as for what, at least she is a flower in the English department, her eyes are bright, why can't I find a boyfriend, I just look for him with a cold personality.

Could it be that the current economy is really so sluggish, after a nouveau riche family like my own went bankrupt and went into debt, did even the daughter of a big capitalist like the opposite find a boyfriend to reduce the cost of living because of lack of money?

Qin Muye was speechless.

This is a potential customer, so you can't offend him. Qin Muye pondered for a while, and tactfully condemned the other party's shameful behavior of not paying wages.

"Dear Xiaoluo, you should have heard that my family is bankrupt and heavily in debt. I am poor and need money. I need to spare all my time to make money. I have no time to fall in love, let alone love you. Do you understand? Bread is the most important thing, love is not worth a penny to me."

Nowadays, young people are very pragmatic. There were so many suitors in the past, most of them were based on the fact that Qin Muye's family was not bad. Now that he is penniless and unable to guarantee bread, the other party should retreat in spite of the difficulty.

Xiaoluo's heart skipped a beat when she heard the words. She narrowed her eyes and stared at Qin Muye carefully: "I have hands and feet, so I don't need your love. If you are my boyfriend, how about I take care of you?"

Qin Muye: "..."

Probably because I didn't express myself clearly enough and gave the other party the wrong signal.

In an instant, classmate Xiao Luo noticed that the temperament of the young man opposite him had changed. He crossed his knees, propped his elbows on his knees, picked up the coffee cup with one hand, took a sip, tapped the table with the other hand, and smiled lightly.

Although she was smiling, it was as if she had put on a mask. The tenderness on the other party's body was completely suppressed, the corners of her mouth curled up, and her eyes were indifferent and distant: "It's because I didn't express myself rigorously enough. Then let me explain clearly, I am short of money, Very short, I don’t want to associate with you by helping you move things, but I want you to pay, after you pay, we will have nothing to do with you in the future, what do you think?”

money?

Promise her the pursuit of a young lady with a good family background, how much money can't she get?It really is a scumbag's way of rejecting people.

It's oblique rejection like this that hurts the most.

Classmate Xiaoluo was furious, picked up the coffee in front of her, raised her hand and poured it over: "Scumbag, if you don't want to date me, just tell the truth, why do you need money! What they said is true, you are a man who plays with people's hearts." Scum!"

Qin Muye quickly avoided the oncoming coffee, his eyes gradually filled with boredom.

Didn't he express himself clearly enough?

No, it's clear enough, he's helping out with the best service in order to make some money without delaying his studies.

But why do these employers always want to have some emotional relationship with him, and slander him as a scum?

It was enough for Qin Muye to feel bad when he met a lot of people who confessed to him inexplicably since he was a child. What's more, his family was bankrupt, heavily in debt, and he didn't have time to make money to pay back the money.

Seeing the irritability in Qin Muye's eyes, the girl's eyes turned red instantly. She took out money from her bag and threw it viciously: "As long as you don't want money, right? Give you money, and I don't want to see you, a scumbag again. !"

When she was kind to her, she said "Dear Xiaoluo", and when she heard the confession, she immediately drew a clear line. What my best friend said was right, Qin Muye is a scum who is good at playing with people's hearts!

The girl cried and opened the door and ran out of the coffee shop. Qin Muye was stunned as if struck by lightning.

After a moment, he shook his head and picked up the money scattered on the table.

"Business can't be benevolent, and the money is really too much. I'd better contact her and return it to her. By the way, what's the girl's name?"

Qin Muye touched his chin and realized the seriousness of the matter.

Want to pay back the money, but don't know the employer's information, it's really taboo.

He only heard other people call his employer "Xiao Luo". In order to make the other party feel friendly, he called the girl "Dear Xiao Luo". In fact, he didn't know her name at all.

At this moment, a bright green spot of light suddenly fell from the sky. The green light passed over the crying girl and flew towards Qin Muye with a suspicious light.

[Drip, I found the scumbag who played tricks on real people for money... The victim's consciousness is being scanned... The scan is complete, and the target scumbag, Qin Muye.The number of victims within a hundred miles has reached 100, and the value of Qin Mu's wild scumbag has reached 100, which meets the conditions for the transformation of scumbags, and is now bound. 】

"What the hell, a tricky toy?"

Hearing this cute mechanical sound, Qin Muye was at a loss, he raised his hand and poked the green lump in front of him, the lump shook like jelly, and the blinding green light instantly enveloped Qin Muye.

Everything in the coffee shop froze, Qin Muye's feet were empty, and his whole body was sucked into another space.

When the sense of weightlessness came, Qin Muye came back to his senses in an instant, and found that he had come to a strange pure white world, and a lump of green slime blinked and stared at him in front of him.

The other party's eyes of condemnation were real, although Qin Muye himself didn't know why he could see the emotion of that lump of slime clearly from his peasy eyes.

But the strange thing is that his and slime's brainwaves seem to be connected in series, and he can clearly feel that the other party is staring at him!

Outrageous.

[Scumbag Qin Muye, welcome to the system space. I am "Scumbag Transformation System", you can call me System. Starting today, I will transform you into a scumbag. 】

Qin Muye: "..."

It seems that he was kidnapped by a sick alien slime.

trouble.

Qin Muye's eyes sharpened, he raised his hand, and grabbed the slime: "Little thing, let me go back, I still want to make money, do you know how much money you've made in a while?"

Caught off guard, the system that was caught off guard emitted a bright light and bounced Qin Muye away. It was shocked and said, "You scumbag, why is your soul power stronger than my system? This is unscientific!"

"Isn't your existence unscientific?" Qin Muye couldn't help complaining.

[Hey, scumbag, listen up!I searched and found that you hurt the feelings of more than 100 human beings who loved you so much that they no longer believed in love. In order to prevent you from causing more serious harm, you were captured by me and will be put into a scumbag article many years ago , as a male supporting role who does not deserve happiness, experience the washing of true feelings, and correct the dangerous view of love from then on! 】

"Huh? Scumbag, me?"

I don't know how many times I heard the term "scumbag" today, Qin Muye pointed at himself in disbelief.

"Are you kidding me? I have never been in a relationship since I was a child. I have never pulled a girl's braid or pulled a boy's shorts since kindergarten. I have never been late or left early for a puppy love. I have no secret love history or love history. No one is better than me. Clean and clean, no! I, when I meet suspicious suitors, I will reject them cleanly and fiercely. I don’t play with ambiguities, don’t raise fish, and don’t let anyone have any illusions about me. I am simply an excellent man. Why am I called Scumbag?"

He, Qin Muye, is a scumbag, it's off the charts!

system:"……"

It sounds like this person is even sicker.

The Doudou of the system stared at Qin Muye, and the mechanical sound sounded.

【2021年11月8日18时27分36秒，你让林卫萝感情受挫，开始怨恨长相英俊的男人。】

[At 2021:10:10 on October 12, 35, you let Song Ke, Chen Chen, and Wei Zixin suffer emotional setbacks, giving birth to your discordant thoughts. 】

【2021年9月17日17时7分44秒，你让王小雨芳心破碎……】

[August 2021... Li Pingping, Zhang Xiaoxiao, Zhao Xiaoai...]

Qin Muye raised his forehead: "Wait, I know who Lin Weiluo is, and I also know my three inexplicable former roommates, but who the hell are Wang Xiaoyu, Zhang Xiaoxiao, Zhao Xiaoai?"

He doesn't even know each other, how can he make the other party not believe in love?

It's just getting more and more outrageous.

[They are your coworkers who helped you several times while working. Zhao Xiaoai was almost scalded by the old water heater in the store. You rescued the customers who asked about their health until they recovered. Their hearts were broken when you left. You don’t even remember them!Terrible scumbag! 】

From the beginning to the end, he didn't know that the people who worked together and the customers had a crush on Qin Muye: "..."

"No way, sir, can this be my fault? I didn't know they liked me. And if they like me, I have to reciprocate. So many people like me. Do I want to be the king of the sea and raise fish? This is the real scumbag OK."

【Forehead……】

System stuck.

[Let me take a look at the manual, this is the first time to bind intelligent creatures to perform tasks, and I am not familiar with the business, please forgive me.Well, the first page of the manual: In order to encourage the host to believe in true love, points can be earned by following the plot and completing the branches released by the general system, and the points can be used to draw prizes.Not this one... Page [-]: How to judge whether the host's scumbag value is up to standard... Let me see. 】

Earn points?

lottery?

Qin Muye's gaze skipped over the slime with fierce but harmless eyes, and looked back.

There is a big turntable behind the slime, like a lottery facility in an amusement park, with densely written small characters on it.

"Encouragement awards, random amounts of large amounts of legal property, common in reality? Huh?"

"Participation award, increased strength..."

"Last prize, intelligence increase..."

"Seventh prize, physique optimization...memory enhancement..."

Qin Muye's eyes gradually became wild.

Slime is still reading the manual: "There are various definitions of scumbags, and various manifestations of PUA masters... Be careful to identify, among them are not scumbags..."

Qin Muye strode forward, snatched the slime's manual, held the slime in his palm, and said softly, "That's right, I'm a scumbag, a unparalleled scumbag who urgently needs to be reformed!"

Slime Doudou blinked: "Um, but I just saw it, being pursued and not responding doesn't count..."

"Forget it, I, Qin Muye, am a scumbag! If you think I'm not a scumbag enough, do you need me to change my posture to be a scumbag? I can be any scumbag you want me to be!"

He is willing to let him perform scum slime live!

Qin Muye, who has been confused by the rewards of the system, is full of "random amounts of large legal property, common in reality".

Point, legal!

Ever since my father was coaxed by his partner and the partner ran away, his family went bankrupt, his father was mad, his property was mortgaged by the bank and he did not pay off his debts, debt collectors came to the door every day, his parents were sick and had no money to treat them, Qin Muye He had to do everything he could to make money, not only to pay off his debts, but also to file a lawsuit to send his father's partner to prison to recover his family's property.

He has already made money at the fastest speed, but his parents' illness cannot be delayed, and now this slime that came out of nowhere gave Qin Muye another hope.

Why can't he use inhuman power?

Working for human beings is working, but playing as a scumbag according to the requirements of slime, working for non-humans is not the same as working?

At this moment, Qin Muye's soul of migrant workers was burning like a fiery sun, illuminating the entire system space!

The system shuddered, and it felt a little bad.

"That..." What should I do if I suddenly don't want to bind this man?

Qin Muye held the inhuman employer in front of him with burning eyes: "Slime, you... no, you! You are the cutest slime in the world, come on, start working, I will fulfill any request you have." , don’t hesitate, I’m your best partner.”

"Uh, okay, okay..." Facing such a bright and handsome smiling face, Slime felt dizzy.

The seniors are sincere and don't lie to me, the scumbag's mouth is indeed a deceitful ghost.

Such a cooperative host is hard to come by. It is said that all the hosts of the scumbag transformation system will cry and howl like ghosts and wolves when they are transformed, with the appearance of "you don't want to harm me". …Ah, no, the systems are overwhelmed.

It seems that my luck is very good, and I have met a host who is rare and willing to cooperate.

The system felt extremely happy, it put aside a little bit of prejudice against Qin Muye, jumped up and directly merged into the other party's consciousness.

The best in the world