[Comprehensive British and American] Flying around the sun

"Boring! Boring!" Sherlock Holmes yelled, raised his hand and fired two shots at the wall.

John Watson, who was reading the newspaper next to him, rubbed his ears buzzed by the gunfire as usual, and reminded: “Mrs. Sooner or later, they will be kicked out."

"No-chat-" Sherlock lay on the sofa with his arms folded, drawing out his tone.Watson turned a page of the newspaper and put the coffee cup to his lips.Sherlock wrinkled his nose, tilted his head and shouted at Watson, "Black coffee, two pieces of sugar, John."

"Pour yourself." Watson said unmoved, "Since you are so bored, then please condescend to get up and move your fingers to pass the time."

"That's a waste of time, John," Sherlock grumbled loudly. "John, John, John! John Watson! My brain is getting rusty, and the greatest detective in the world is about to be killed by something trivial and uninteresting." Kill him, and his only friend won't even make him a cup of coffee!"

"Your coffee." Watson had already got up to get the sugar cube jar in the middle of his speech, and he put the coffee in front of Sherlock helplessly, "When will you learn to use our friendship to threaten me to make you a cup of coffee?" The coffee thing? You used to just keep nagging until you bored me or one of Mrs. Hudson to death."

"You are sharper than I thought, John. When I observed Audrey Lewis, I found that this seems to improve social efficiency. This made me realize that maybe I need to update the social mode." Sherlock said He thoughtfully took a sip from the coffee cup, then smacked his tongue, and said confidently, "I want to change a cup with you, John."

"Don't even think about it." Watson sat back at the dining table and picked up the coffee cup.

Sherlock didn't bother, changing from lying flat to squatting on the sofa, tucking in his pajamas and holding a coffee cup in a daze: "Boring..."

"Can't you find something to do?" said Watson.As soon as he said it, he regretted it. It was as if a firecracker was ignited. Sherlock almost jumped up: "Find something to do, John, you said it lightly! There is no interesting case in London, and there is nothing interesting in the whole of England." Happened... Those criminals with a little high IQ are attracted to Gotham like flies!"

Watson looked at him speechlessly.Sherlock remembered something, and suddenly took out the phone from his pocket, his fingers fluttered on the dial, pressed a string of numbers, and then dialed it.

"Who are you calling?" Watson asked curiously.

"Girl." Sherlock suddenly became excited. He pressed the speakerphone and let the dial ring rang monotonously. He himself lay back on the sofa, "The serial robbery she asked about last time Barely a little bit of fun, enough to pass a breakfast time."

"How do I remember that it took you all day to solve the case?" Watson pointed out, and then, realizing something, he raised his wrist and glanced at his watch in horror, "Do you know the time difference between the United States and the United Kingdom, Sherlock? "

"First of all I want to point out that it was because I wasn't there in person and her forensic process was a waste of time. As for your second pointless question, my answer is no idea, why should I care about that kind of stuff? Sherlock said absently, holding up his phone, "I just know I'm very, very bored right now."

"Then let me tell you—it's not four o'clock in the morning in the United States, Sherlock!" Watson broke down. "This is too rude."

Yet Sherlock didn't seem to think he was being rude at all.When the phone was connected, Sherlock took the lead and said confidently to the other end of the phone: "Have you noticed that criminals from all over the world have gone to the United States, girl? Don't tell me that you haven't encountered any high IQ crime recently—"

"I'm sorry it wasn't Audrey who answered the phone, Mr. Holmes." A gentle male voice said on the other end of the phone, "Although I'm a little rude, maybe you don't know that it's late at night in the United States, and she's asleep."

"Superman." Sherlock understood the identity of the other party in an instant, but he said in a rather puzzled tone, "The voice recorded in the microphone shows that the wind speed in your environment is about 20 meters per second, why would you rather fly to the troposphere? Answer the phone, and refuse to take the more efficient method of directly waking up your girlfriend?"

Watson couldn't bear to look directly away, so embarrassed that he wanted to go up and cover his mouth.Superman on the other end of the phone paused for half a second, but continued with a good temper: "What's the matter with you on the phone? I'll pass it on to you."

"As I said, all the high-intelligence criminals in the UK have come to the United States because of the existence of superheroes like you." Sherlock said, "I want Qi Girl to provide me with interesting crime cases. In exchange, I am her." Consultant. And now I feel very bored... so Qi Nu should find a way to fulfill her promise."

"Crime is not fun, Mr. Holmes." Superman was silent for a while, and said softly, "But I will tell her."

"After four or five hours of waiting for her to wake up?" Sherlock said irritably, completely ignoring Watson who was suffocatingly winking at him and waving his arms, "if she can't do what she promised at the time If my conditions are met in that way, then my cooperation with her will come to an end—I hope she won’t say anything silly like ‘Welcome to my city’ to me when she sees me appearing in Dawn City talk."

Watson hesitated for two seconds between immediately breaking the door and pretending that he had never met this gentleman, and immediately grabbing the phone and apologizing for this unreliable roommate as before to make up for it.But soon he didn't need to think about this question, because the situation changed drastically again in these two seconds:

An uninvited gust of wind blew the curtains in the living room on the second floor of 221B Baker Street.A delighted smile appeared on Sherlock's face, he stood up abruptly, and pulled the curtains aside.

The long-standing fog in London was pierced by the morning sun, and Superman in red and blue uniforms was facing the sun, holding a phone and floating outside their window.Superman looked down into Sherlock's eyes and said calmly, "Maybe I have a better idea than Dawn. Do you want to go to Gotham, Mr. Holmes?"

Sherlock was refreshed immediately, grabbed a coat, stepped on Mrs. Hudson's embroidered armchair and jumped onto the window sill.He swept away the irritability and listlessness just now, and his whole body radiated with passion: "It can't be better, let's go."

Watson stared dumbfounded at Sherlock, who was still wearing a nightgown, boldly climbed over the window lattice and climbed out of the window, then turned to him and said loudly: "Remember to send my luggage to Gotham, John. You will also You can stop by and make an appointment with your pen pal, thank you!"

Superman grabbed his arm in resignation.Then, the wind blew the glass and made a noise, and they disappeared in an instant.Watson fumbled back to the dining table dully, drank his cold cup of coffee on the table, trying to wake himself up a bit.

"Damn..." he murmured.

Gotham, 4 a.m.

Batman just came back from port.Given that the gangsters who took the risk to trade in Hong Kong tonight were only smuggling some electronic components, he mercifully knocked out two teeth from each of them.Although Alfred stated in the message that the dimension shifter sent back by Zatana had been relocated back to the Batcave, he had to check it again after he went back.

At this moment, the lights in Gotham were dim, and even the mice hid in the sewers, unwilling to come to the ground for activities.Batman got into his Batmobile, reconfirmed that the night was over, and started the engine.

The most relaxing moments of the Night Watch are often on the way home, when Batman allows himself to take a little break from the darkness of Gotham and think about other things in his life.

After returning, eat the supper prepared by Ah Fu (God forbid it is a cucumber sandwich), check the dimension shifter, and seal it completely.Then take a shower and go to bed, remember to get up around twelve o’clock, Jason reminded him during dinner, tomorrow he has to go to Damian’s school to attend the parent meeting ("Old Si, if my father doesn’t come to Xue Xiao, I will visit my home !” Jason repeated in a childish voice, pinching his throat, laughing and tilting his head to avoid the sandwich thrown by Damian).Dick said he'd be home for the weekend, maybe he should give Tim a break too, so they could have a good day...

Batman thought about these trivial things aimlessly, turned the steering wheel to the left, and drove onto a main road.This is one of the few roads in Gotham that maintains street lights, but not because the villains value this road very much, just because this is where the Penguin's Iceberg Restaurant is located.He glanced blankly at the huge signboard of the Bingshan Restaurant announcing normal business hours, and decided to speed up and drive across this road.

But things backfired, Batman suddenly narrowed his eyes and stepped on the brakes.The Batmobile stopped on the side of the road, and Batman saw Superman standing on the side of the road, and gave him a helpless smile.

"Superman? At this point, why are you in Gotham?" Batman got out of the car, and with sharp eyes, he saw that Superman was clutching the red cell phone that belonged to Audrey at a glance, and his expression suddenly became serious. , "Didn't the Qi girl go back from the Tower of Destiny? Or did you encounter any emergency?"

"Uh, no," said Superman awkwardly. "It's just... well... for some reason, a detective is in Gotham right now. That Sherlock Holmes you know..."

"..." Batman was silent for a moment, then turned to look at the door of the Iceberg restaurant, "Don't tell me he's going to have dinner inside."

"I'm afraid he's not having dinner..." Seeing Batman's face getting darker and darker, Superman seemed to have the urge to run away, "He promised that he can get out of here, but I'm really relieved No. Thankfully you're here, B."

"All Batman can do is go in and knock everyone down and snatch him out," said a voice behind him. "He's not Bruce Wayne now, and I'm afraid the Penguin won't think he's coming." For dining."

Superman and Batman turned around at the same time, just in time to see Audrey descending from the sky with her arms folded, her cape spread like wings behind her.Clark touched his nose guilty, and handed Audrey's cell phone to her.

"It's not your fault, Clark." Audrey said before Superman spoke, "Sherlock's best thing is to achieve his goals by stepping on other people's painful feet... Poor town boy, you should put him The phone number was directly dragged into the blacklist."

After she finished speaking in one breath, she raised her hand to touch Superman's side face, and strode towards the main entrance of the Iceberg Restaurant without looking back.Seeing the resolute back of the angry girl, Superman turned his head silently, and looked at Batman who was also standing beside him with his arms folded, trying to get comfort.However, he only got the same silent gaze from the latter, so they had to stand side by side, staring at the door motionless.

Ten minutes later, Audrey opened the door of the dining room again and dragged Sherlock out.Sherlock has come to a big change at this time, dressed in a stylish suit, it looks like he can attend Gotham's celebrity dinner at any time.Batman's eyes narrowed dangerously when it became apparent that instead of being a Detective vs. Penguin at the Iceberg Café, he was being honored as the guest of honor.

"Good night, Batman." Sherlock said reservedly, without hiding his London accent at all, "Allow me to introduce myself, Gotham Police Department's new forensic expert, Sherlock Holmes."

"You asked Hei Yi to put you in the police station??" Clark said in a low voice.Audrey tried her best to twitch the corners of her mouth, but Batman's expression was full of laughter in this situation, so she had no choice but to turn her back without a trace.

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Batman: Can this day save people some time? ?

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