[Comprehensive British and American] Flying around the sun

"You know the possible consequences, don't you?" Audrey said.

She was sitting uncomfortably hunched over behind Batman, and from her seat only two pointy black ears were visible.The design of the Batmobile is more extreme than the Batmobile with only one co-pilot. The fighter simply only has a rear seat the size of a child seat. Audrey can only carefully tuck her legs together on the back seat.

"If you're talking about Arkham's safety, I know," Batman said flatly. "I know about Poison Ivy. But be careful when you talk to her."

"Watch out for what?" Audrey said confusedly, "There are no plants in Arkham that she can manipulate, right?"

"In theory, yes." Batman replied in a low voice, "but you have to be careful, don't let her kiss you."

With a bang, Audrey's head hit the top of the Bat-fighter hard.She bent down again in exasperation, and said to the back of Batman's head, "Haven't you considered how Robin would feel in this seat when he grew taller—what kiss?!"

"Poison Ivy's lips can secrete various hormones or psychotoxins." Batman said flatly, "So she can use kisses to control others, and she can also breathe out psychedelic gas. There are countless people who fall on it. Number. By the way, the rear seats can be adjusted in height."

"Thank you for the reminder, I will be careful." Audrey said, she found the height adjustment button and turned it to the bottom.The seat made a smooth mechanical sound, and then dropped by about forty centimeters.Audrey sat up straight with a blank expression, her head was still a bit higher than Batman: "Can you open the door and let me fly there?"

"No." Batman replied.

Audrey began to wonder how much Batman would cost her if she blew a hole in the roof of the Batfighter.Judging from the scrapping rate of the Bat fighter, it doesn't seem so impossible... Batman seemed to have learned mind reading skills, and suddenly turned his head and gave Audrey a disapproving look, which instantly dispelled her idea.

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Arkham's guards watched in awe as the Bat-fighters circled and landed in the middle of the courtyard.This fighter plane is as sharp as a real bat, but it announces the identity of its owner.But when the hatch was opened, the first one to come out was not Batman, but Qi Girl.Batman stepped out of the fighter plane after her, and Pisces walked towards the Arkham Asylum in three steps as if fleeing immediately after getting off the plane.

The guards looked at each other in blank dismay, and even began to wonder if the superhero had suddenly gone mad and was captured by Batman in Arkham - Batman has even dealt with Superman, let alone an angry girl!They had never seen anyone other than Harley Quinn enter Arkham in such a hurry.

However, the expression on Qi Nu's face was not as happy as Harry's.Naturally, no one is happy when Batman brings them here...except Joker and Harley Quinn, a couple who always have a good laugh.

Every time Harley is caught by Batman, she always greets them with a sweet smile, saying that she always feels at home here.Maybe the guards would have liked her if she hadn't used to break their heads with a club every time she ran away.

But no matter what they thought, Batman always kept the same downcast look: "Take her to Poison Ivy."

The angry girl said in surprise, "Aren't you coming together?"

"She won't talk to you if she sees me," said Batman, standing in the doorway with folded arms. "I'm right here."

So Audrey nodded to him, and followed the guards into the depths of Arkham.The internal structure of Arkham Asylum is different from that of ordinary prisons, and there is an atmosphere of madness here.From time to time, the screams and laughter of prisoners came, echoing in the cold corridor.

The clown, the representative of madness and chaos, has been imprisoned again, but neither he nor Batman, or anyone in this world, knows that he will definitely appear in Gotham again, and spare no effort to destroy Batman. Find fun in your experiments.

The guards took her outside a spherical cell and left quickly.Audrey silently touched the ground, and flew up, observing this dangerous beauty in a cage.

The green-skinned beauty who seemed to be taking a nap opened her eyes almost the moment Audrey's gaze fell on her, and met Audrey's gaze directly.Seeing Audrey, she lifted her lips and raised a lazy smile: "Oh, who are you?"

Her voice was low and sexy, reminding Audrey of Natasha.Audrey flew in some, approaching the fences that surrounded the balls.Like a cat attracted by a laser pointer, Poison Ivy followed Audrey's eyes without blinking, making her inhuman traits more obvious for no reason.

"That's not important... Harriet asked me to find you." Audrey said.

boom! !

Poison Ivy didn't wait for her to finish her sentence, she rushed towards her like an enraged lioness.Her hand slammed on the glass of the cell: "Where did you take Harley?! Why did the clown come back, but didn't Harley?"

She suddenly became a little nervous, and a few thin vines stood upright and twisted like living snakes on her red hair.Poison Ivy's eyes also suddenly became erect like snakes. The former Ph.D. in Botany stared at Audrey with an expression of extreme resentment, and said word by word: "The clown threw Harley away." , I know... He promised me he would get her back, and I agreed to help him break out of prison. The result? He's a bastard, a madman, a piece of rotten mud! What did you do to Harley? Harley is now Where?"

Audrey was a little surprised.Before that, she had some doubts about what Harley said, "Poison Ivy is the best person for me". After all, the Joker occasionally said that Batman was "the best person for him".But at this time, Poison Ivy's reaction actually proved what Harley said. Not only was her description not mixed with water, it was even somewhat conservative.

"Don't get excited, Ivy." Audrey looked into her eyes and tried to reassure her, "Halley is currently affiliated with a government organization called Task Force X. She knows that you will be worried without her news, please let me know Tell you about it."

"Suicide Squad." The vines from Poison Ivy's hair fell down again, disappearing among the thick strands.She seemed to have regained that coquettish and amiable posture, but her tone was still a little eager, "Can you tell me which government department it belongs to?"

Audrey hesitated for a moment.She quickly added and subtracted Batman's gaze, Nick Fury's gaze, and Poison Ivy's pleading gaze as clear as a Wang Bitan in her mind, and then thought about Batman's sure and natural "I know" ...

Audrey lowered her voice and said softly, "Tianyanhui, that's all I can tell you."

Audrey left these words and stepped back, turned and left.The moment she turned her head, from the corner of her eye, she saw Poison Ivy blowing her a kiss—fortunately, the glass in the cell was sealed inside and out, otherwise it would be hard to say whether the blowing kiss contained some kind of hallucinogenic spores.

Batman was waiting with folded arms near the gates of Arkham.Seeing Audrey's figure gliding out, he said indifferently, "Finished? Let's go."

"Huh?" Audrey said with some surprise, "Aren't you busy today?"

Batman glanced at her deeply, but his tone was very relaxed: "If you talk about Gotham affairs, it's daytime now. As for the alliance affairs, there are indeed some things to deal with, but your heroic deeds in New York can be said to be wrong. You can also take a day off.”

Audrey couldn't help shedding tears of sympathy for him.Everyone knows that Bruce Wayne never worries about the affairs of the group, he just idles around all day long and does not do his job. Who knows that even a day off for him secretly depends on luck...

However, this day of vacation is quite moist, at least Batman has started to walk out and said: "You said before that you want to contact the Dark Justice League... It just so happened that I invited Zatanna to Wayne Manor for lunch today, and I can introduce you."

Audrey thanked him immediately.Although she knew that Bruce and Zatana were childhood sweethearts and had a close personal relationship, but according to Master Wayne's temper, if nothing happened, she might not meet her former friends on purpose.This moved her so much that she was even more pleasing to the eye when she saw the Bat fighter plane with surprisingly crowded seats.

"If you want to help Peter Parker, then do it yourself. There is nothing to thank me for. Even if I don't introduce you, Diana will introduce you to her." Batman said in a deep voice, "But you want to Okay? Even though Spider-Man was involved in this, did you ever consider that it was his choice?"

"He's only 16 years old, Bruce." Audrey said softly, "I respect his choice - but he made a choice between the whole world and his own identity, and my choice at the moment is to help him and Just don't help him."

Probably this age touched Batman, and he sat in the cockpit without saying a word.It's hard to say whether Batman is guilty of exposing the Robins to the dark side of the world too soon.

Audrey resolutely refused to go back to the Robin special child seat, and chose to fly with the Bat fighter.Probably because her position and flying posture are too similar to Superman, Batman performed a super acceleration when he came up, blowing Audrey's hair like a bird's nest.

"You don't have to rush home so much, do you?" Audrey complained, blowing her hair flat again with hot air.Clark once told Audrey that he suspected that Batman might have some kind of social seal on his Batsuit, and Audrey took it very seriously.Batman went straight to the locker room without saying a word, not sure if it was due to the limited number of words he could speak in a day.

Audrey was already familiar with eating at Wayne Manor, and went to the restaurant by herself without Bruce needing to say anything.

When Bruce, who finished changing, went downstairs and walked into the dining room, he found that Audrey had already sat with Zatana.Even without his need for further introductions, the two had already called each other "Xiao Zha" and "Xiao Li", even with Bruce's superb social skills—specifically referring to Bruce Wayne's identity— ——He couldn't understand how Audrey did it at all... Zatanna was doing magic tricks on Audrey at the moment, taking out rabbits one after another from her top hat.

"Wow!" Audrey enthusiastically carried the pile of rabbits for her, seeing that the entire dining table was about to be filled with fluffy white fur balls, "Is this magic? How did you do it?"

The eyes of Damian, who was still indifferent just now, drifted over quietly, looking very ready to move.Bruce couldn't bear to look straight at him and stood up again, planning to pour himself a cup of coffee.

"It's magic if you only take out two." Zatanna took out the last brown rabbit and said to Audrey, "But it's magic if you take out so many... just reverse the words. Look, 'no change hat'!"

The hat disappeared with a snap.Holding the appetizer, Alfred looked helplessly at the table full of rabbits and said, "Miss Zatanna, Miss Audrey, I don't intend to interrupt your entertainment time. But I spent two hours ironing the tablecloth today, and now It doesn't even have room for this pot of clam soup."

"Sorry, Fu." Audrey blinked and looked at Zatana, "Xiao Zha, what about these rabbits?"

"Oops!" said Zatanna, gathering the rabbits into a pile. "To make the rabbits disappear would exile them to imaginary space, which is not suitable for living things at all. I didn't intend to conjure so many Yes, usually I only change one or two and raise them as magic props..."

"I want to raise them!" Damian announced loudly, "I want to name them Bat Rabbits!"

He picked up the rabbit and ran away.Bruce's expression didn't seem to tell whether he had nothing to say or was a little relieved, at least Damian was in the same line as himself in his obsession with branding anything with a bat.Zatana and Audrey looked at each other and shrugged.Jason and Damian, who had just entered the door, passed each other and sneezed because of the flying rabbit fur.

"I noticed that Damian has been a vegetarian recently." Zatanna looked thoughtfully at the plate with different dishes on Damian's seat and said, "What do you think he would be if I told him that mushrooms also have souls?" reaction?"

Jason, who had just sat down, let out a loud sneer, and Bruce shot him a disapproving look.

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The author has something to say:

Damian: Ah, it's not because of that...

Audrey's mental journey in front of Ivy: God, you love her...

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