[Comprehensive British and American] Flying around the sun

Diana finally finished the work of restoring the cultural relics that lasted for several days. She raised her hand and looked at her watch.Although it was a bit early, but there were no other arrangements anyway, she greeted her colleagues and left the Louvre.

Wonder Woman enters the Watchtower.She never misses a Justice League meeting, and maybe no one in the League other than Batman is more familiar with the process before the meeting than she.Therefore, when she saw the blond woman snuggled up on the sofa in the conference room, she was rarely surprised.

She was wearing a pure white cloak on the outside, with goggles pushed over her head, and she was sitting on the backrest in a stretched posture, as if reading a book.Hearing the sound of footsteps, she turned her head, opened her eyes slightly, and then smiled at Wonder Woman.

"Hello, Heroine," she said, "I'm Audrey Lewis. Or rather, I'm Madame."

"It's you." The heroine also smiled.Diana Prince liked things that were steeped in the past, and Audrey's eyes reminded her of pigeon blood rubies.She sat on the sofa next to Audrey, "I'm glad there are new female members joining the league. Boys still confuse me sometimes—what are you looking at?"

Audrey burst out laughing.She lifted the book in her hand so that Wonder Woman could see the cover.The heroine also laughed after seeing it clearly: on the cover of the book, Superman's iconic gesture of raising his hand and flying to the sky was drawn, and an exaggerated title font was printed on the top: "Action Comics".

"Superman must be very happy that you read his comics." Wonder Woman suppressed a smile and said, "You can call yourself a fan of his comics."

"Oh, I'm absolutely fascinated by Superman." Audrey held the book to her chest and said pretending to be intoxicated, "Do you think he will sign my comics?"

They laughed and fell on the sofa.Although they had only met for less than five minutes, a certain intimate bond had already formed between the two women.Perhaps it is because of Diana's unique tolerance and trust in women that she exudes a reassuring and firm aura.When they first met, her face reminded Audrey of the Amazon queen who used war to dominate half of the world in her memory, but almost a moment later, Audrey successfully separated the cognition of the two worlds.

At the door, Batman silently looked sideways at Superman flying beside him, and the latter's handsome, sculpture-like face was already covered in a smoldering red.

"Your series of comics are really good." Batman patted Superman on the shoulder and walked into the conference hall calmly. "There are several sets in Wayne Manor."

"Hey, I seem to hear someone talking about "Action Comics"?" The Flash's voice sounded happily from far and near, "I especially like the scene where Superman lifts the car! ... Audrey?"

Audrey raised the corner of her mouth, turned around and waved at him. "Barry," she said with a smile, "I know who you really are—no need to explain."

The Flash let out a sigh of relief, then looked accusingly at Superman.Superman, who understood his eyes, said calmly: "I didn't say that. Also, you are not late today, keep up the good work, Barry."

"Wait, wait." A gust of wind hooked the cape of Superman who was trying to pretend he didn't hear anything and sat silently, pulling him towards him, "Mr. Superman, would you like to sign me? "

"Audrey!" Superman was embarrassed, fled under Wonder Woman's teasing smile, and plunged into his seat.Steel Gu, who is not too serious to watch the excitement, said from the side: "It seems that what you are holding is a new issue that will be released next month, Qi Girl. How did you get it?"

Superman silently turned to the blank projection screen, pretending that he couldn't hear Audrey's answer.Audrey cleared her throat and said pretending to be serious: "This is a sample issue sent by the editorial department. Only God and the protagonist can sample it. One of them gave it to me."

"What? God really exists?!" Neptune, who had been sitting on his seat for some time, came back to his senses, and said in shock, "——what are you laughing at?"

"Cough." Batman cleared his throat and said seriously, but Superman believed he had just raised the corners of his mouth, "This meeting is still hosted by Cyborg, but before we officially start, I think we need to introduce our new member."

"Do we really need to go through this process, B?" Flash said, propping his head up. "Everyone knows Audrey, and we've voted on it."

"What? But I don't know her." Neptune said.

"But you also voted yes last time, Aquaman," Cyborg said, his mechanical eyes flickering, "—in just 2.8 seconds, faster than The Flash—"

"Really, Barry?"

"Batman is the last one to vote!"

"Come here, Qi Girl." Batman ruthlessly interrupted the conversation that had no atmosphere of a serious meeting, "This is Qi Girl, a superhero with vigor and integrity. We have agreed to invite you before Join the Justice League. As a token of absolute trust, we will introduce each other to each other's true identities."

"But I think Audrey should also know about us." The Flash interrupted again.

"What? Including me?" Neptune said.

"You have no secret identity at all, Arthur."

"Starting with you, Flash," Batman said. "Barry Allen, The Flash. Arthur Curry, Aquaman. ... Clark Kent, Superman. And finally me."

Batman paused. "I am--"

"I am revenge, I am darkness, and I am Batman!" Audrey said in a low voice.This time even Steel Bone laughed out loud.Superman was in awe of Audrey, who dared to touch the tiger's beard. Seeing her at this moment, he felt that she was cute, and he completely forgot the embarrassment when the protagonist she teased just now was himself.Batman finished stubbornly in a cheerful air: "—Bruce Wayne."

"Thank you for trusting me, Bruce." Audrey said softly, her expression faded from ridicule and returned to seriousness, "And everyone."

"You're just like us, Madame," said Superman.

"For justice," Wonder Woman said.

"For Earth," said The Flash.

"Then the meeting begins. Cyborg?" Batman returned to his seat without any fluctuation, and sat down, with the bat's pointed ears erect.

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"It feels so strange." Sheldon, who walked into the house first, turned his head and said, "Everyone in the comic book store seems to have lost their souls today."

Petunia, who was already sitting in front of the coffee table for eating, was their blonde neighbor, raised her head in doubt and said, "Really? But every time I take you to that comic book store, I feel The people in there are as infiltrating as souls. I mean, they're going to stare at you."

"That's my seat, Petunia!" Shelton put down his bag, unceremoniously pushed Petunia away, and sat down.“Obviously, it’s because you’re a blond woman who is very sexually attractive in human terms, and the clothes you wear always reinforce that stereotype,” he said as he began to unpack the box.

"He meant that you are beautiful." Leonard, who was used to Sheldon's weird expression, added sluggishly. "And it's very sexy." Howard said from the side. "Then you can obviously use your genius brain to deduce that the strangeness of comic book stores today is due to the same reason, Sheldon."

"Why?" Sheldon said, "It's true that there is an extra blonde woman, but she is wearing sunglasses and a coat, and she looks nothing like Penny."

Raj whispered in Howard's ear, because he couldn't speak because of the presence of a woman like Penny, "Raj said he'd bet on his collection of covergirl magazines that she must be a beautiful and kind lady. -beautiful I can understand , how did you see 'kindness'?" Howard relayed, bewildered.

"You say it's because she smiled at you?" Howard said. "So what? She smiled at Sheldon!"

"I really can never understand nerds." Penny stuffed a shrimp dumpling into her mouth and said vaguely, "You guys met a beautiful woman, so what?"

"That's at the comic book store!" Howard said excitedly. "She's definitely a comic book fan. She bought a lot of DC issues—yes, Raj, I know, and Iron Man—"

"Maybe she was bought as a gift?" Petunia said with a shrug.

"Wake up, she doesn't look like the two of you at first glance." Leonard said, picking up the fried rice in the bowl, "Maybe she is a fashion designer or a cutting-edge photographer or something."

"No, Leonard." Sheldon ate seriously, and then threw out a shocking speech, "That's Dr. Audrey Lewis who graduated from our school. Huh, atmospheric science. Because of their contributions to weather forecasting, I have decided not to comment on the subject."

"Why do you know?!" The other three people turned their heads to look at him except Petunia. Shelton, who was carefully identifying the orange peel, answered naturally: "Why not? I saw her at the graduation ceremony. I am It's hers, not mine. After all, I was already a professor at that time, huh."

"But she wears sunglasses." Leonard said in bewilderment, skillfully ignoring Sheldon's divergence.

"I never forget anything." Sheldon raised his chin and said reservedly. "I've heard her voice, and there are many ways to recognize a person besides the face."

"Like this, if you've ever seen a superhero in person, can you recognize them for what they really are?" Howard mused, "Remember last week when we invited Superman to Caltech after we rescued him?" About to visit?"

The group of four looked at each other knowingly, showing a smile of some kind of consensus.Penny said lazily: "If no one wants it, I will eat this shrimp dumpling."

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"Audrey?" Clark said helplessly, "You've read this comic for the third time. Where should we park?"

"Hmm. After all, this is a cartoon given to me by 'God', and I'm worried that he will take it back sometime." Audrey said with a smile, "Turn right and there is an underground parking lot."

Clark turned the steering wheel to the right and drove the car into the dark underground garage.He turned around and unbuckled Audrey's seat belt. In the dim light, his eyes flickered brightly for a moment, and then fell down again.

"You know that 'God' likes you, so he won't." Clark said in a low voice, he got out of the car with a smile on his lips, and opened the door for Audrey.

Sitting on the co-pilot, Audrey blinked, secretly thankful that the light in the underground garage was not bright enough to reveal her hot face.

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The author himself really likes the cold humor inserted into the main drama...

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