[Comprehensive British and American] Flying around the sun

"Robin, have you found the Joker's location?" Batman pressed the communication button. He was standing on a clock tower, and the wind mixed with snowflakes blew his black cloak into the air.And Batman jumped down without hesitation, and punched a member of the Joker Gang in the face who was trying to set the store on fire.

"I think he should go to the port—what kind of trick is he playing?" Amidst a burst of harsh laughter, the voice in the earphones came clearly, "I'm going there now!"

"Be careful, don't act rashly." Hearing the eagerness in Robin's tone, Batman said in a low voice, "Send me the location."

"How's the situation in Arkham?" Robin said. "Don't you need to deal with other villains?"

"No one else escaped." Batman's tone was a little more serious. "There was a big laser-cut hole in the Joker's cell wall."

"Anyone else? Including Harley Quinn?"

"Including Harley Quinn."

"That's weird! I mean, the way the Joker behaves, and he runs away quietly. That's weird, even by Joker standards," Robin said. "Oh. Damn."

There was a sharp sound of drawing a sword out of its sheath from the communicator. It was Damian's samurai sword in his hand.Batman only heard his youngest son say hurriedly, "Come here, Batman!", and then there was a harsh metal clash, Robin and someone, and there was a lot of body banging.

Batman hastily recalled the coordinates sent by Robin. He shot the grapple gun and leaped in the air, quickly sitting in the driver's seat of the Batmobile.He said into the communicator, "Don't be impulsive, Robin. Tell me what you saw?"

There was no response from the other side of the communicator, and the conversations in the fighting could be vaguely heard.

"Who are you, kid?" said a Qingyue female voice, "Why do you wear this outfit in such cold weather, are you a Gotham vigilante?"

"Put—him—down—!" Robin roared, his knife making a long creaking sound on the surface of something, "If you don't want to get hurt!"

"Not now, little signal light. This is my gift to Batman," the female voice said, her voice muffled by the sound of the wind filling the radio section of the communicator.

"Your goal is Batman?" Robin said defensively as he rolled back after several fast breaks failed.

"Let's put it this way—ah, when it comes to it." The host of the female voice said with a smile, "Hello, Batman."

Batman landed silently behind Robin, pinching his shoulder.Robin, who obviously didn't get anything cheap from this woman, let out a little snort, and inserted the samurai sword back into his back again.Batman looked warily at the woman standing on the roof not far away.The swirling snowflakes avoided her surroundings as if they had eyes, making this scene look holy and peaceful.

If it wasn't for the half-dead clown dragging in her hands.

Batman is sure he's never seen anyone like it in Gotham.This mysterious guest has a smooth figure, has long light golden hair, half of her body is wrapped in a pure white cloak, and a pair of almost opaque goggles covers the upper half of her face, revealing only the Red lips with curved smile.She stands on the edge of a rooftop, and Batman, who is higher up, can clearly see a bright neon green clown smiling face painted behind her.And the clown was held in her hand by the collar, his wet hair was wet with fluorescent green paint, and it was sliding down his entire face, looking unconscious.

"I didn't do this, I just saw him doing it when I came over." Seeing Batman's eyes fall, the woman shrugged, "I just asked him a few questions, and then Mr. Crazy He readily admits that he was going to surprise you."

While speaking, she picked up the clown like a bag of garbage - this hand alone can prove her amazing arm strength - and threw it in the direction of Batman and Robin. "But I think it would be a surprise if he counted himself in." She said with a smile.

Batman reached out with one hand and grabbed the Joker precisely by the collar, handing him over to Robin. "Send him back to Arkham, and then back to the Batcave, Robin," he whispered. "I'll take care of things here."

Robin looked a bit dissatisfied, but he finally obeyed his father's order and quickly left with the clown.The woman watched the scene with a sort of benign smile the entire time.

"I didn't expect you to involve your own child in your crime-fighting business, Batman," she said. "Is he sixteen?"

Batman didn't answer her, but clenched his fist slightly and asked in a low voice: "What's the Joker's surprise?"

"I think it should be a kind of poisonous gas that he invented himself." The unknown lady said, "I heard that its name is clown laughing gas. It's all here, do you want to see it?"

Before the words were finished, Batman flew out, leaped across the narrow gap between the two buildings, and punched her hard.This punch hit her in the abdomen, and she let out a low cry, rolled backwards, clutching her abdomen and almost fell to the ground.

"Oh my God, it really hurts..." She turned her head to avoid Batman's other punch in a bit of embarrassment, and said loudly, "Hey, don't do this, I have no malicious intentions!"

Batman in the gauntlets pursed his lips.The fist hit her defenseless abdomen, but the tactile sensation was not what hitting a soft human body should feel like, but it was like hitting a concrete wall or a boxing target, hitting a tough defense.This reminds Batman of Superman, but the person in front of him is obviously not another Kryptonian.

"Whoever you are," Batman twisted and kicked her, and the woman put her hands together to resist the blow, her heels trailing back on the ground twice Long scratches, "Gotham is not where you should be."

Being attacked without explanation, the blond lady was obviously a little angry, and the corners of her lips turned into a straight arc without a smile.She took two quick steps forward, grabbed Batman's hands firmly, and tried to restrain him: "Enough! I just want to ask you some questions. Do I have to control you so that we can have a good chat?"

"Obviously not until you actually do it," Batman said nonchalantly, breaking free from her grip with a light effort.Then, he grabbed her shoulder like iron pliers with one hand, and hit her cheek mercilessly with the fist of the other hand.The goggles were crooked in half by the punch, and behind the shattered lenses turned to Batman angrily, a dark green eye like a clown.

Batman felt a chill run up his spine.For a moment, various hypotheses such as the clown's puppet, the clown's backstage supporters, or the clown's new accomplices flashed through his mind, he reached out and grabbed her by the collar of his cloak, trying to drag her closer—

"Ah! Damn Batman!" the blond groaned, covering her green eye.In the next second, she took out the green contact lenses from her eyes, and the thin lenses had been creased by the impact just now.She raised her head, her right eye was as red as blood.

"Qi girl." Batman let go of her, and when he saw the iconic pupil color, he withdrew his hand, "What are you doing in Gotham?"

"You know me?" Audrey took off the already horrible goggles, and casually took out the contact lens from the other eye, "I have to say, your hospitality is really special."

"You shouldn't have come here without saying hello and meddling in Gotham's affairs." Batman responded in a low voice, "Gotham doesn't need outsiders."

"Thank you for reminding me, I can guarantee that there will never be a next time." Audrey raised her hand, her long hair was messed up, and after the chaos just now, she had no time to care about the falling snowflakes, and now they all fell on the top of her head, "Long story short, did you know there was a batch of kryptonite coming out of Gotham?"

"That's impossible," Batman said. "There's no kryptonite in Gotham's marketplace."

Because they're all in the Batcave now, Batman thought to himself.

Audrey frowned. "I stopped two transports in Paterson tonight, at first I thought it was just a normal bank robbery - excuse me, but compared to ten kilos of kryptonite it's pretty normal bank robbery - And then I discovered kryptonite. Those two criminals were from Gotham, and those two cars drove over from Gotham. The kryptonite box contained laughing gas from the clown."

The arc of Batman's mouth is even lowered, and now he really looks worthy of the nickname of Gotham Nightmare. "Tell me the names of the two criminals," he said, "and I'll find out."

Audrey nodded, and they exchanged information.Batman's trust in her can only be reserved, and this hard-won trust is still based on Superman's guarantee.But what he finds somewhat incomprehensible is that Qi girl trusts him for almost no reason, and she doesn't seem to worry at all that Batman will use this information to do things against herself or Superman she obviously cares about .

"You seem to trust me." Recording all the information, Batman asked his doubts.

Audrey didn't expect him to ask such a question, and she slightly opened her eyes.After a second's hesitation, she said, "Because you've been doing your own justice. Superman trusts you unconditionally."

"That's all?"

"That's enough. I believe in justice, it's as simple as that." Audrey lifted her feet off the ground and floated up.

"Well, Merry Christmas Eve to you and your kids, Batman," she said, groping for something from behind and tossing it to Batman. "Here you go."

Batman looked down, and in the palm of his hand was a canister of bat smoke that had been squashed by something.Alfred said into the headset with a smile: "Why don't you invite this lady back to the manor to spend Christmas Eve, sir?"

Batman said, "Wait..."

Audrey's cloak was gently stretched in the wind, she stopped, quietly waiting for Batman to finish what he had to say.Batman stared at the jar in his hand, hesitating for a moment.Audrey heard him say, "Actually, after you started being active in Dawn, Superman has been suggesting that you be invited to join the Justice League."

Audrey opened her mouth, and she said, "No, I'm not—"

"—but I think we'll have to watch you for a while," Batman went on. "We're not sure we can trust you."

Audrey raised her eyebrows, and she said, "Since you told me this, can I assume that Mr. Batman no longer thinks that I might be a villain?"

Batman said: "Given the apparent crime drop in Dawn City over the past two months, and the lack of news about Gas Girls - well, for now. Actually, what I want to say is...you Want to visit my house? Right now. My butler has a good pastry skill.”

Audrey couldn't help laughing, she lifted the two corners of the cloak in the air and pretended to be a skirt, and gave a virtual salute: "I am very happy, Mr. Batman. I don't think you will bring me to In a dark cave, to prove the truth of the legend?"

"Of course not," Batman replied, "Trust me, you're going to like it."

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