[Comprehensive British and American] Flying around the sun

This is a world with multiple universes, where chance, choice, and other factors make each universe unique.

Some universes are quite dark and bad, and everyone will eventually fall; some universes are relatively bright, and heroes will always walk on a positive path amidst setbacks.

But that's not a big deal for this tiny universe.In the multiverse, it is the most special series of universes, and we generally call it the "Lego universe".

There are also superheroes and villains living here, but they are all toy minifigures.All landscapes, buildings, creatures, and tangible objects are made of building block particles.

In this universe, there is no death and no darkness, so the personalities of the characters are slightly different from the main universe-but they still have some troubles.

"Jingle bell bell bell!"

The deafening alarm rang.Clark and Audrey bounced up on the bed at the same time, sitting up straight and looking at each other in horror.

"What's the sound?" Clark turned his sleepy hair with a C-shaped hand, and said in confusion.Audrey grabbed the phone on the bedside table, poked its screen, and the ringing stopped.

"I don't know why the alarm clock rang." Audrey frowned and said, staring at the phone, and then put it back on the bedside table, "Let's go to sleep again."

She and Clark lay back down and closed their eyes.

"Jingle bell bell bell!"

"What's the matter?" Audrey jumped up again, and turned off the alarm clock again, "It was fine yesterday..."

Clark couldn't sleep, he looked at the ceiling and said, "I think it's going to be louder later..."

"Jingle bell bell bell!"

He is right.

Audrey got out of bed angrily and changed her clothes, ready to connect her phone to the computer to test bugs.But just after she washed and changed, the alarm clock stopped ringing, as if there had never been any trouble at all.

"I think it doesn't want you to sleep in, honey." The Superman minifigure flew up to her and said with a smile, "My dad used to say, 'It's better to wear out than to rot', and there's nothing wrong with waking up early, is it? "

The angry girl raised her round and square face to look at him wrongedly, and pressed her cheek against him.

The energetic Superman went to inspect the city ahead of time, and the angry girl sat there staring at her mobile phone, and the C-shaped hand knocked on the table with a rattling sound.

This thing is definitely not right!

She flew to the White Tower with her mobile phone and connected it to the White Tower's AI system.Qi Nu pursed her mouth seriously and started the detection program.

The progress bar of the detection program on the screen reached the last bar, and then a big smiling face popped up: [The program has been successfully installed! 】

"Wait, wait, wait." Audrey tapped the keyboard in shock, "Hey! What program was successfully installed?!"

She tried pressing a run button.In the next second, the White Tower turned into a huge alarm bell, and the whole vibrated and rang:

"Jingle bell bell bell!"

This deafening sound woke up countless minifigure residents in LEGO Dawn City. People looked at the white tower violently shaking on the ground in shock, and their hands fell to the ground.

The angry girl frantically pressed the run button and covered her head: "Damn it!"

……

"You said that someone installed an alarm clock program in your mobile phone and hacked the White Tower?" the boy steel frame said.Audrey nodded with her mouth pursed, and handed him the phone.

"And I already have a suspect!" Audrey said, waving her short arms. "It must be Dr. Laser. To deal with me, she poured out all the amber sauce in the fried chicken shop last time. She must want to Keep me awake so I can find a chance to beat me!"

"I heard that the amber sauce flowed into Gotham's sewers and flooded the Court of Owls." Cyborg said happily, "The last incident must have been a genius plan arranged by Batman! He always has such a plan."

"I wanted to go to Batman to help me solve this problem." Audrey said thoughtfully, "but he actually said that I should go to bed early and get up early, and this alarm clock is not bad... Wait! Kedo! You promised to help me!"

Batman's super fan, Cyborg, was almost ruined on the spot because of Batman's attitude, but fortunately, he heard the news and connected to Audrey's phone again.

Cyborg whispered while operating: "Don't tell Batman that I solved this problem for you... What if he is not satisfied with me?"

"I won't, Cyborg." Audrey said helplessly, "How?"

"I found the source of the program." Cyborg said, "As long as I delete it... wait, wait, wait!"

"Jingle bell bell bell!"

Steel Bone suddenly stiffened all over, rattled and shook on the ground, and a harsh alarm sounded from his body.As the alarm rang, he murmured, "It's over..."

……

"Jingle bell bell bell!"

The next morning, the alarm clock rang again.

Clark and Audrey were not the only victims. Cyborg also started to vibrate automatically on the bed, waking him up.Not to mention the residents of Dawn City within the range of the White Tower's sound waves, no one is destined to sleep late today.

Clark sat up sleepily, staring at the vibrating cell phone and said, "This seems to be a bit bad..."

"If this alarm clock is trying to control my actions through the phone, I'm afraid Dr. Laser is wrong." Audrey turned off the phone and lay back on the bed stubbornly.

Ten seconds later, the phone that was turned off automatically restarted, and then the alarm clock rang.

Clark touched Audrey's cheek with his C-shaped hand, and said helplessly, "It seems that you must get up, Xiaoli."

Audrey pretended to whimper for a hug.

Today, more than half of the social animals in Liming City arrived early today. Do the bosses have any ideas?The bosses didn't have any clue, but they had a lot of fun.

Audrey got into the White Tower again, and fought wits and courage with the alarm clock program for a day.

When it was almost time for dinner, she finally passed the AI ​​evolutionary algorithm and forcibly cleared the alarm clock program implanted in the White Tower.

She smiled, left her cell phone in the White Tower, and went home with peace of mind.

……

However, they still didn't get a good night's sleep that day!

In the morning, when the alarm clock would go off, Clark and Audrey were still sleeping soundly in a ball on the pillows.

"Pound bang bang bang bang!"

The sweeping robot in their home spun and broke in at this moment, spinning and impacting the room like a bowling ball, making a huge commotion.

Clark got out of bed with a shocked expression to catch the wild sweeping robot, but was kicked up to the ceiling by the robot galloping like a wild horse.

Audrey who woke up was angry.She grabbed a Lego starter and dismantled the robot vacuum into a pile of building blocks.

Then Clark's phone vibrated...

"It won't work like this." After being forced to get up and wash up again, Audrey made a serious conclusion.Clark nodded approvingly, and looked at the pile of robot vacuum parts with lingering fear.

Audrey put her hands together and made a "da" sound: "Alfred invited us to Wayne Manor for dinner last time... let's go today!"

……

"Why did you come to my house?" Batman, who was wearing a red satin pajamas but still wearing a Batman headgear, said gloomily while sitting at the dining table.

"I invited Superman and Gentleman to come, sir." Alfred said softly, "You should hang out with your friends once in a while."

"No," Batman retorted hoarsely, "I don't need friends. I'm lonely, dark, and fearless, and socializing slows me down."

"He meant that he watched a movie alone in the auditorium today." Jason grabbed the game console and sat down on his seat, and said to them.

"Jason!" Batman whispered, "You brought the game console to the dining table again."

"Look, he's starting to change the subject." Jason turned his head indifferently, and threw his hands at Superman and Kiss Girl.Robin Damian chuckled a few times, then closed his mouth under Batman's gaze.

These two guests are quite popular with Jason and Damian-after all, they have a lot in common with teenagers.

In the cheerful atmosphere of the table, Batman's face became darker and darker, and his movements of cutting the baked lobster became slower and slower.Until he finally couldn't help but say: "What's the matter with you?"

"...Then The Flash said: 'Hey, are you a Lantern? But the ball you made has no color!'" Audrey and Damian were chatting, paused, and turned Too much.

She gave Batman a big, innocent smile: "We're just here for dinner. Alfred's crafting is superb!"

"I'm not going to help with any alarm clock." Batman said emphatically, holding a knife and fork, "This is your problem."

"Yeah." Audrey nodded and grinned, "I'll learn from you, Batman."

Alfred silently took out "How to Teach Teenagers to Learn Self-Discipline" from behind the window, and put on his reading glasses.

……

The "lonely" and "highly self-disciplined" Batman forcibly sent away Superman and the kind girl, and then continued his journey to guard Gotham.

But he didn't know that when his Batmobile was roaring and speeding through the streets and alleys with rock music on, two pairs of eyes were watching him from the tallest clock tower in Gotham.

"Are we really going to do this?" Superman said uncertainly. "I think Batman would be mad."

"He won't be angry." Audrey said, taking the binoculars off her face. "Can't you see that he has accepted the members of the alliance long ago? He just...can't save face."

"Really?" Superman said shocked, "Hal always thought he hated us. He had a long fight with us when you joined the league..."

"Maybe it's because I released all the clown's balloons when he first met me." Audrey scratched her hair resentfully and said, "He thought I was a new super villain."

"There's a Kansas proverb that says 'earthworms crawl on the road, and the rain is like a mess'. Probably Batman's attitude is also the same." Superman said approvingly, "We should take the initiative, Lily."

"Actually, sometimes I don't quite understand your proverbs, dear," said Audrey.

……

At four o'clock in the morning, Batman returned to Wayne Manor.He quietly skipped the hot milk prepared by Alfred, and went back to the bedroom silently.

Satisfied, Batman recorded today's achievements in his diary, changed into his pajamas, then turned off the light, and lay down on the bed.

An hour later, two figures flew into his room silently and sat side by side on his bedside table.

Batman was completely unaware of this, and slept soundly with his eyes closed, occasionally uttering a sentence or two in his sleep:

"Superman!" said Batman, "I am your kryptonite!"

"..." Superman looked at the angry girl next to him, and said dryly, "I think he is talking in his sleep."

"I think he really thinks so," Audrey said.

"Girl!" Batman yelled, "Don't blow the wind on the back of my neck!"

"..." Audrey said with a complicated expression, "Actually, I don't. It's just that he seems to think that whenever there is wind, it's me who blows it..."

"Hoo hoo." Superman blew a small breath into Batman's quilt, chilling him.

In short, the time soon came to the morning.The curtains in Batman's bedroom are almost never drawn, so he can sleep soundly—

"Jingle bell bell bell!"

Batman bounced off the bed!He subconsciously made a martial arts kicking gesture on the bed, and he rolled and landed gorgeously, punching the air a few times.

Then he turned his head one by one, and looked at his bedside table in shock.

"Hello, Batman." Audrey said with a smile, "Do you want to be more self-disciplined?"

Several happy events happened that day: Cyborg successfully entered the Batcave, Audrey's alarm program was completely solved, and Batman was also surrounded by praises from his comrades-although he himself didn't seem to be very happy about it in.

"I'm going to reverse-locate this mastermind," Batman said angrily, "and force her to wake up at seven!"

"Really?" Audrey poked her head, "You also agree that sleeping late is the true meaning of life?"

Batman pushed her head away.

"Are you talking about this person?" Cyborg held up Dr. Laser's photo, "I've located her, and her own alarm clock is at five o'clock in the morning."

Batman's mouth opened.He turned around again and tapped the keyboard deeply: "It's okay. Because—I am—Batman."

On a new day, Dr. Laser woke up to deafening rock music and threw the alarm clock away.

And Batman showed a somewhat scary smile on his face, and put a large piece of kryptonite into the leaded nightstand.

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The author has something to say:

Nonsensical and weird episodes in every sense...!

What follows is the unrighteous universe, which is probably the story before the main universe came and after the main universe left.Heavy atmosphere and character distortion warning, BE warning (.)