[Comprehensive British and American] Flying around the sun

Tony Stark could swear by the reactor in his chest that he never imagined that things would get so frustrating when he invited the two alliances to a party.

Thor and Aquaman put together a bunch, and that's a disaster.And it just so happened that there was wine beside them, it was like an asteroid hit the earth, half of the living room was about to be demolished by them.

The other side wasn't much comforting either.Zatana has joined the ranks of the girls. They are happily playing various tricks at the bar, with seven or eight cocktail barrels placed beside them, which makes Tony tremble with fear.He'd never seen Natasha drunk, but look who she hung out with: demigods, superhumans, magicians.Seeing that all the wine barrels that are being delivered on Friday are delivered now, Tony feels that he can't stop them... At least let him join in for fun.

"Sir, I have your call," Friday said, "Caller: Nick Fury, S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters..."

"He just finished his date with Amanda Waller?" Tony sneered. "Is it a bit late?"

He made his way to the corner of the stairs to answer the phone, and the cloak of Moflo, wearing Batman's helmet, loitered next to him and listened deeply, pretending to be Batterman.

"Like I said, today's crazy green plants have nothing to do with the Justice League or aliens or anything." Tony gritted his teeth and said into the phone, "I don't know where the other members are! Why do you want to ask me? I will not plant spies like you—"

"Stark!" Clint cheered and jumped onto the coffee table, shaking the bottle and shouting, "What are you doing there? It's your turn!"

Bruce cleverly dodged all kinds of wine fights and games, and sat with Strange, who was cutting burgers with a pair of knives and forks and delivering them to his mouth—this guy must be too old-fashioned!Tony looked around the living room, and finally saw Superman and Captain America, who had been sitting motionless in the same position since the beginning of the party, from the chaos. He winked and waved at the latter.

"What's the matter, Tony?" Steve said goodbye to Clark momentarily, and walked up the stairs.Tony hooked him by the shoulders and led him into a room, then said to the wall, "Okay, Fury. The Avengers leaders and advisors are here, what the hell are you going to say?"

Nick Fury's projection appeared in the middle of the room, his face serious.

……

Clark put his hand in front of Audrey's eyes and shook it.Audrey turned her eyes around and blinked at him.She was sitting upright beside him, looking normal, except her ears were burning hot.

"Audrey?" Clark said worriedly, "You seem to have drunk a lot."

Audrey blinked again, and then said solemnly: "Currently, she is in good condition, clear-headed and fluent in speech. She cooperates with the physical examination and answers relevant questions."

"...?" Clark held her hand dumbfounded, and detected the alcohol content in her body with his eyes.This action seemed to trigger some switch. Audrey's fingers quickly entangled with him. She consciously moved to his side and put her face in the socket of his shoulder.

After getting the result, Clark laughed again, and he couldn't help but look up at the other ladies - just in time to see Zatanna crookedly going through a portal and disappearing, with a high-heeled shoe rolling to the ground.Natasha's cheeks became almost as red as her hair, and she had fallen into a deep sleep. Diana simply carried her to the single sofa.

He originally thought that Audrey would restrain himself and persuade the ladies!But Audrey was leaning on his shoulder pitifully and cutely in a daze, which made him suddenly soften.He lowered his head to straighten Audrey's body, stroked her hair lightly, and asked, "How do you feel, Xiaoli?"

These words refocused Audrey's somewhat empty eyes.She tried to keep her eyes wide open, looking at Clark without blinking, as if trying to make out who he was.Then, she opened her mouth, and a Kryptonian came out: "Karl?"

"It's me, Lily." Clark couldn't help smiling, and answered her in Kryptonian, "Are you okay?"

"I—I'm not well. I drank something...I don't know, I can't remember the taste of it...I feel sleepy," Audrey said in Kryptonian.

Clark had heard her speak Kryptonian once, in the Fortress of Solitude.But at that time her pronunciation was a little stumbled, with some awkward accents.But now her pronunciation is almost the same as the Kryptonian AI in the Fortress of Solitude, smooth, standard and mechanical: "I'm very bad...I want to close my eyes...I want to sleep, Carl."

"You're tired, Lily." Clark frowned slightly, but he still said gently and patiently.Audrey almost refused to blink, her eyelids drooped sleepily and she forcefully opened them again, leaving a thin layer of tears in her eyes.Clark smiled and touched her soft and warm cheeks from alcohol: "Sleep, I'll take you home."

Audrey blinked in confusion.She touched Clark's face and sniffed him like a small animal.Then, Audrey suddenly held Clark's hand tightly, and what she said this time made his smile disappear completely.

"I'll wake up. I won't forget you, Carl," she said. "Not this time. I won't fall asleep. . . . Don't worry, don't worry."

Clark's heart stopped beating for a moment, and his fingers moved in her palm.This action caused Audrey to misunderstand, she leaned on his shoulder, and began to recite some strange rhythm in a very soft voice.

The sound was like a rustling wind, sending unknown notes into Clark's ears, and his heart twitched sourly.

She was reciting the Kryptonian pronunciation alphabet.

There are a total of 150 three syllables, and the short or awkward syllables are recited by her clear voice, as if it is no longer a remote language that no one uses in the universe, but has become a light and concise song. nursery rhyme.

He was almost fascinated, and even had the urge to let her keep talking...Although Clark knew what Audrey had experienced in another universe, and he even had some heartbreaking imaginations, but this was his It was the first time to see the traces of that memory on her so intuitively.

"It's okay, Audrey..." Clark hugged her tightly, stroking her back over and over again, and said softly to her, "Sleep, you won't forget me."

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The glowing projections in the room disappeared, and the room was plunged into darkness.Friday thoughtfully turned on a few ambient lights, and their cool white light illuminated Steve's profile, making him look at the wall's pursed lips like a deeply chiseled sculpture.

"So?" Tony asked mockingly casually, "What do you think, Captain?"

Steve looked at Tony with a complicated expression.This is the descendant of his former friend, and even his current comrade-in-arms.Although they used to have quarrels, they have become partners who can trust each other in fighting side by side.He didn't know how to answer.

After struggling for a while, he still said, "I know there may be differences between us, Tony. But I still have to say..."

He choked.Tony quietly observed his expression seemingly casually, and said with a smile: "You don't have to try to find a way to have both, Captain. Just tell me - which side are you on?"

"Fucking registration bill," Steve said. "That's never going to happen, and I'm never going to agree to it."

Tony looked stunned, his expression cloudy in the dim light.Steve waited for Tony's reaction.He can understand disappointment, ridicule or anger, and he is ready, whether it is arguing with Tony, arguing or even further escalating...but he will never agree with the government's suspicion of superheroes.

"Language, captain!" Tony burst out laughing and slapped him on the shoulder, "I knew you wouldn't agree."

"If I heard you right, you said the word 'also'." Steve's mental preparation suddenly became useless, he took a deep breath, stared at Tony and said.

"That's right. I don't agree with the shit proposal either." Tony spread his hands, then laughed again, "Well, I was actually very worried that you were in favor of...you know...uh...that's...Captain America patriotism, protecting the people and all that. Don’t get me wrong, Captain, I know you take it upon yourself to defend people’s freedom, I’m just worried about… um…”

"Okay, Tony." Steve was completely relieved, and he laughed too, patted Tony on the back and led him to the bright door, "I thought you would agree. After I know that You've been guilty of..."

"I have to admit that I really hate this. But Superman and his Justice League protected all civilians without any casualties... There is such a thing that represents 'hope', and the stupid politicians in the government are trying to put Superman The hero is put in a cage... Even if they agree, the United Nations will not agree." Tony rolled his eyes and said with a sneer, "I'd like to see if no one supports it. carry out."

"Nate has been preoccupied recently, is it because of this?" Steve smiled, "I have to find a chance to enlighten her."

"Who knows?" Tony shrugged. "It's my social experience to never ask a lady what's on her mind."

"Tony!"

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"I want to sleep." Watson yawned, and weakly threw aside another piece of paper that reached his calf. "Is there no other way for you?"

"Don't be discouraged, Watson. There are about two hundred more riddles that we can solve this website." Sherlock said excitedly, "Help me write it down, the answer to this riddle is 'Iceberg'."

"Don't you just want to find the Riddler?!" Watson lamented, hastily scribbling two strokes on the paper, "Does Batman have to do a whole page of guessing games every time he wants to find the Riddler?"

"Of course he can't, don't be stupid, John." Sherlock said casually, a mouse for a while, "The mystery is 'shadow'. Batman will rush into his stronghold, first turn all the tricks of all the riddles in his Land, two more punches in the face, and then you can start asking questions. But of course we can't do it that way."

"Then you don't need to honestly guess the riddle, do you?" Watson angrily wrote down another answer on the paper, "I thought you would say that this kind of repetitive and mechanical low-level test is not worthy of using your noble brain, and then let go Leaving it on someone else—isn't that what you've always done before?"

Sherlock stopped moving.He nodded thoughtfully, turned to Watson and said, "You are right, John. I think the page design of this website may use some techniques of psychological suggestion, which will make people fall into a frenzy unconsciously." In the mood of solving puzzles."

He pushed the computer aside and touched his lips thoughtfully: "I think it's time to find some workers to finish this tedious work."

……

"Hey, guys. Come and see this!" Howard shouted at the top of his voice in the living room. Solve all the riddles he offers and he'll offer...five bitcoins!"

"What?" Leonard sprinted forward and sat down on the sofa.He leaned over to look at Howard's computer, and read, "Two hours... Do not disturb idiots with an IQ below 160, wow. I almost suspect this is Sheldon. The comments below are full of insults to him... "

"Hey!" Sheldon came over with a glass, and he yelled dissatisfiedly, "Although I also think that most people are stupid, my mother taught me not to say such things directly. Besides, I My IQ is 187, according to the normal distribution of human intelligence with an average of 100 and a standard deviation of 15, there is a 160-fold difference from the [-] written in this post!"

"Then are you coming?" Leonard rolled his eyes, turned his head and said.

"Come on." Shelton immediately changed his words and sat next to Leonard.Raj naturally advances and retreats with his good friends, and the group of four opened the private chat window of the mysterious poster, expressing their intention to take over the job.

Five minutes later, Sheldon was the first to yell, "I hate this man!"

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