The rumored third prince

After cleaning the brush in the brush washer, I ordered Heyun to frame the painting and send it to Zhiming Shenjun's mansion, and then I picked up a few good books and went out to the Monkey King's mansion.

The two gates of the Dasheng Mansion were not closed, so I drove straight in, and no doorman ever stopped me to ask a question.

Sun Wukong is very leisurely, dozing off on the swing bed under the tree, and the two fairy servants are pushing each other.

The two fairy servants saw me coming in and were about to salute when I stopped them. I waved my hand to signal them to back down, pressed the swing bed to stop, and put the book I brought on the side of the monkey's pillow. Sit at the small stone table on the side and drink tea, and see when he will wake up.

Sun Wukong slept peacefully, without any vigilance at all, and even turned over to face me.

I couldn't be idle, so after sitting for a while, I couldn't help but have some bad thoughts, ran to the main hall to get some brand new brushes, after softening the brushes, I went to Monkey King to scratch his Nose, palm, tickled him.

He scratched his palm, covered his nose and turned over again, and said in a low voice with some dissatisfaction: "Are you here just to bully me?"

"Why bully you?" I went around to the front of Sun Wukong, and erected a book to cover my sight: "Isn't it good to have tea and read a book?"

Hou'er shook his head, muttered and refused to get up: "Lao Sun is learning to draw recently!"

I asked: "What do you do when you learn to paint?"

Speaking of this, Monkey King was no longer sleepy, and opened his clear eyes immediately: "Of course I want to draw all my experience in the sky. When I go home one day, I will give it to them." Look at the scenery in the sky."

This monkey is quite family friendly.

I smiled and asked, "Do you think it's better in the sky or in the world?"

Monkey scratched his head and sat up, gave me a seat, and heard him say: "There are good things in the world, and there are good things in the sky."

I asked: "Then tell me, what is good in the world, and what is good in heaven?"

"There are relatives, friends and brothers in the world, drinking and singing every day. It is a day when you can come and go freely; there are many things in the sky that don't exist in the world, and the people who can stay in the sky are also very powerful. They either kill demons and demons, or do good deeds. , are all sincerely worshiped by the world.”

As he spoke, Sun Wukong's expression became depressed: "Nezha, do you think I am not worthy of being a god?"

Tsk, it seems that reading too many books is not good.

"You can do what they can do, but there is no room for you to display your skills in Haiyan Heqing." I said comforting words in my mouth, and took the opportunity to rub the soft spot on Monkey King's head with my hand. Maomao then went on to say: "If you want to accumulate meritorious deeds, you can go to my house when you have time. I have something to do every now and then. As long as you don't think things are small, why don't you find the space to help the world and save people? "

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, he bounced and ran to the house, rummaged in the corner, and brought out two light blue porcelain bottles.

"Please drink!"

The relief of foxes and dogs playing on the porcelain vase looked familiar at first glance. After a little recollection, I realized that these two bottles of wine were originally abducted from Yang Jian by me a few days ago.

Invite me with the wine I sent, this monkey can be humane.I shook my head, took the wine bottle from him, poured a glass of wine, and heard him say with a little annoyance: "The world is like chess, but my old grandson can't do one step and three calculations, and he has a temperament of doing whatever comes to mind. "

The wine in the glass is translucent and fragrant, but it is very spicy when it enters the throat.I pressed my wine glass and said softly: "I once had a friend. He was a real gentleman, and he was also the kind of person you said. He wanted to find a comprehensive way for everything, and he would not easily hurt anyone."

It's a pity that things are impermanent in the world, and in the end I broke my promise and never really fulfilled my promise to go to Taishan Mansion to snatch his soul back.

Sun Wukong blinked his eyes and said thoughtfully: "According to what you said, like Lao Sun, who is as free as he wants and has no restraints on his body, he is more comfortable than your friend."

I looked straight into Sun Wukong's clear eyes, seeing the empty mansion reflected in his eyes, and asked puzzledly: "Is there something wrong with what I said, Nezha, what are you doing looking at me like that?" ?”

I lowered my eyes and laughed a bit self-deprecatingly: "It may not be easy to win when soldiers come to fight."

"Hey," Sun Wukong tugged at his cuffs, filled the wine, and said confidently, "You can break all laws by yourself. In the face of absolute power, all schemes and tricks are just clouds."

"There is nothing wrong with such a statement." I raised my wine glass, and there was a crisp "jingle", toasting to the former heroes who saw the same thing.

Unknowingly, after drinking for three rounds, Sun Wukong's face was filled with red clouds, and he drank a few more glasses, and his pace of getting up to pick up the books also became a little wobbly.

I suddenly thought of the black lotus plant in my heart, looked down, and saw that the wine in the bottle had already bottomed out, thinking that the amount of the monkey is too small, it is almost here today, and the study plan for talking about books and preaching is still waiting for him tomorrow It's better to come back after sobering up.

Just as he was about to say goodbye to him, Monkey King suddenly tilted his head and looked at Pantaoyuan, muttering: "Yes, I haven't counted the number today." Throwing the book in his arms back on the swing bed, he shouted: " Nezha, my grandson is going to count the peach orchards to see how they are growing, just wait for a while, and I will come back soon."

After all, Monkey King walked out of the house, I reluctantly went over to pick up all the books and put them on the table, then told the fairy servant in the corner to tell Monkey King that I had something to do, so I left first, and then stepped out.

When I turned the corner, the two fairy servants probably thought I had gone far away, so they were muttering.

I stopped and heard the words:

"Earlier I thought that Gao Juexian, the official of the "Great Sage Equaling Heaven", would be able to be a good job in this mansion, but how could he know that it was just a hypocrisy, and he was not even allowed to do a serious job, so he couldn't accumulate any merit!"

"The great sage is so relentless, he only eats three meals a day, sleeps on a bed at night, and doesn't care about anything. It's just pity that we do errands here. There is neither incense to share nor rewards to get. It's really even Qingshui yamen with no oil or water..."

"If I had known this, I should have gone to Yunlou Palace... Hey, I heard from Hetong from Yunlou Palace that the invitation card for the Peach Blossom Festival has been sent out from Yaochi for more than half a month. Do you think the Queen Mother can give Sun Dasheng an invitation card for us Follow along with the light?"

"Come on, Sun Dasheng doesn't go out to play very much now, we stay in the mansion every day, and we don't see many people coming, so I don't know what kind of invitation it is."

"It's true. Your Majesty only provides food and lodging in this mansion, and there is no reward. It really is a breeze with empty hands and sleeves. I have never seen such poverty in the immortal mansion with a super rank title!"

"The third prince sent He Yun from his mansion to bring two bottles of wine, and he was reluctant to share with us. Today, the third prince came and found it."

"It's just that the third prince, an extremely human minister, doesn't care about it, and is willing to come and go with him often."

"Isn't that right, but although there's not much money to be made here, in general, we live more leisurely and relaxed than others. If Han Si doesn't force people to come here if we apply for a transfer, I'm afraid no one will want to come here. "

"Well, for the sake of him not putting on some airs of a great saint to embarrass us, let's just wait and see..."

Hearing this, I wanted to go back and reprimand my thoughts, and I was about to leave when I heard them say:

"But having said that, Sun Dasheng is also very pitiful. He doesn't know how to deal with the world. When he met Li Tianwang a few times, he couldn't tell the difference between yin and yang. He used his hot face to stick his cold ass."

"You said this Heavenly King is the same, so why bother with him? Our great sage is ignorant, so why can't we teach him? We have to embarrass our great sage in front of others, embarrass him with cynicism, make a lot of trouble and befriend our great sage The astrology of the immortal monarch is now afraid to come to the mansion to play tricks in public."

"Hey, although he doesn't understand anything, he has a lot of self-esteem. Let's be more serious about the Peach Fair, so as not to make him feel uncomfortable when he finds out."

"You and I both come from bitter backgrounds, so we can only coax him more if we have this master who is also unlucky."

"Okay, okay, don't complain. The Eight Immortals handed over a note yesterday saying that they will come to see him tomorrow. Let's go and see if we can arrange a decent banquet in advance."

The voices in the yard were replaced by the sound of footsteps coming and going, and suddenly they shouted: "The Great Sage is back from counting, shall we still eat fruit tonight?"

Although the post of Monkey King is just a vain title with no salary, but the immortal attendant can secretly say that the mansion is impoverished, it can be seen that the Jade Emperor has never even done a face-saving project for others to see.

Alas, he is also a poor little child who was born and raised. He has no abilities, but he was born without a master to teach him, and his mind is at a pure threshold of black and white...

I shook my head, basking in the warmth of the setting sun and walked back, thinking about the words of the two immortal attendants in Monkey King's mansion while walking.

When passing by Yunlou Palace, I ran into Yu Ri head-on, holding a few bunches of flowers and plants in his hands, and shouted: "Nezha, wait a minute, I'll ask you something."

"Oh? Do you need to ask Nezha if you have anything to do?" I stopped and looked at the flowers and plants in his hands. They were the measuring ruler, the jade unicorn, which can ward off evil spirits in the house, and the jade unicorn, which can relieve yin. The treacherous Xin Liehou.

Seeing my gaze, Yu Ri hid the measuring ruler in his bosom, and asked coyly: "There are no evil spirits making trouble in the mortal world during this time, so I just want to ask if there are any unpurified demon bones in your place." .”

These things, which are of good quality, have long been processed and distributed to the generals from all walks of life, while many of the poorer ones are left in the warehouse of the God General's Mansion for backup.

"Yes, there are." I asked, "I don't know what the son-in-law is for?"

There was a sly light in Yu Ri's eyes, and he pointed at the flowers and plants in his arms, and said: "That scholar was contaminated with the immortal spirit of the sixth child, and since he was born, someone has been thinking about taking his Yuanyang. If you ask me to get some safe things to send to him, it can be regarded as showing sisterhood for the elders and elders, but you want me to send them naturally and calmly. Tell me about the original objects in the sky. How dare you send it?"

I said: "All the high-grade ones have been distributed, and there are still some low-grade ones. The son-in-law can go to the God General's Mansion to find General Xiao Qiming and get them."

Yu Ri shook his head violently when he heard the words: "The gods are the most difficult to owe, and it is better to owe only your family than to owe it to two families."

I was speechless, and waved to call a He Tong who was standing by from the entrance of Yunlou Palace, and ordered: "Go to the Shenjiang Mansion to find Xiao Qiming and get two relatively better-grade demon bones."

The crane boy responded with a yes, turned into its original form and flapped its wings to fly away.

Yu Ri looked at the cranes going away, and said enviously: "I usually have little to do, do you have any vacancies here?"

When I thought that since Yu Ri went to heaven, only one of the countless utensils refined was useful for the eyepiece, and eleven out of ten of the other refined items were useless. I refused without hesitation: "At present, all There is no lack of diligence."

Yu Ri sighed regretfully, "That's really a pity."

Stop your dangerous thoughts, Laojun almost can't supply the items needed to refine the wound medicine and utensils, and if you are added, the soldiers will not be able to survive?

Fortunately, the God General's Mansion is not far from here, and Hetong left quickly and came back quickly. Just at the stall where Yu Ri regretted, he landed with a stone box five inches wide and two feet long, and said: "Prince, General Xiao said that these two things that are used together are the best quality in the warehouse."

I nodded, took the stone box from He Tong's hand, opened it for a glance, and handed it to Yu Ri.

Xiao Qiming is a smart man, although the quality of the tiger bone and two canine teeth he sent here is average, the wonderful thing is that these two objects are carved and strengthened to ward off evil spirits, as long as there are no mistakes in drawing With the order, no matter how he pretends, he can't make mistakes.

After seeing off Yu Day, I walked around the Yunlou Palace and asked if there was any news from the Lower Realm today. After getting the news of Guotai Min'an, I walked out of the palace gate in my spare time and went back to the Prince's Mansion.

He Yun had nothing to do, lying in the courtyard and playing chess with his attendants, I don't know how long it was, all of them had a lot of white paper on their faces, exaggeratedly pasted all over their heads and faces , and those who have nowhere to paste even picked off the note, which was turned into a cat's face by the ink, writing the word king, drawing a tortoiseshell...

Before I entered the door, I stood at the door and coughed, indicating that they should stop, and then called He Yun into the study.

"Go and find out why Li Jing made things difficult for Monkey King, and also send some of the immortal grass and fine wine from the mansion to the Dasheng Mansion."

"It's nothing new for the Heavenly King to embarrass Sun Dasheng. It's just that His Highness doesn't know about it because he doesn't go out often to make friends." He Yun said while pulling the note on his face:

"Others know that he has an official but no salary, so they coax him to be happy. He only thinks that he is a god. He smiles and calls everyone a brother and brother. When he meets Sanqing and calls him an old man, he meets His Majesty the Four Emperors. Some people like his temperament. Naturally, some people don't like it. Li Tianwang said that he is a mountain spirit and wild monster who doesn't know how to be decent. My God, it's a disgrace to Tianwei. It's okay for Sun Dasheng to hang out with people in the past. At that time, the King of Heaven embarrassed him, and there were people who mediated from the sidelines so that he wouldn't lose his temper. But since he was safely guarding the Taoyuan, he went out to make friends in three or five days One trip, not far away, every time he was unlucky and bumped into the king of heaven, he would just greet him with a smile and call the palace of heavenly kings, but Li Tianwang felt that calling out his god name from his monkey mouth was an insult to himself , so I have to ridicule him in all aspects, from learning, knowledge and etiquette to cultivation, to incense, merit and virtue as the way of immortals, and his words are full of thorns. However, those immortals who walked closest to him have more or less astrology Few of them have some relationship with Li Tianwang in terms of duties, and no one would be angry with this ignorant monkey who offended the Heavenly King. But he is lucky, he never holds grudges, and the second time we meet, he is still the same."

I asked: "Didn't the Eight Immortals befriend him?"

"A few days ago, they were drinking too much at night, and some people drank too much and shouted loudly, which alarmed the empress in the Yaochi. The empress issued a decree, forbidding the immortals to play with him after dusk, so as not to disturb the peace of the Heavenly Palace."

After He Yun answered, he asked again: "What kind of fairy grass and fine wine does your Highness want to send?"

I said: "Choose some good ones to send, and also distribute some of the incense merits to the few immortal servants who came to his house."

Hearing this, He Yun rubbed the ball of paper, and almost rolled his mouth to his ears: "Your Highness cares so much about him that he even took care of his servants."

It is very cost-effective to make a pure friend with something else.

"What do you know?" I smiled, took out two bamboo sticks from the stick holder, one long and one short, and played with them in my hand, and said in another sentence: "If Li Jing is allowed to force Monkey King to rebel against the sky for the second time, you can stay Who will clean up the mess?"

He Yun was still puzzled: "Heavenly King wants to embarrass him, and others can't stop him. With this little favor from His Highness, can it really make Sun Dasheng abide by his heart?"

I asked bluntly: "Which one do you listen to the most in Tiangong?"

"It's Taibaijin who led him to the upper realm to plead for him twice..." He Yun finally got his brain out of the chessboard, and suddenly said: "He Yun knows! Your Highness's actions are of course sympathetic to him. factors, but also use his emotional reasons to restrict him!"

In order not to dampen He Yun's enthusiasm for guessing Shangyi, I was speechless for a while, but in the end I didn't say that I just simply couldn't understand others bullying a pure-hearted and ignorant person like this.

Just like the fairy servant in his Great Saint Mansion said, if he doesn't understand that he doesn't know how to do it, he should teach him, instead of pretending to be a noble god while trying his best to belittle his philistine.

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