The rumored third prince

After Sun Wukong was stabilized, the Jade Emperor ordered Zhang and the second class of Lu to build him a Qitian Dasheng Mansion on the right side of the Pantao Garden.He also gave royal wine, golden flowers and other things to teach Sun Wukong to practice carefully, and he will not do anything wrong again.

I pointed out the path to Sun Wukong, and Wu Dou Xingjun sent him back to his home.

Sun Wukong is naive, he assumes the title of Monkey King himself, and he doesn't covet other things, he only pays attention to the equality of individuals, and he doesn't care about the level of salary.

Eat three meals in the daytime, sleep in a couch at night, wander around all day long, make friends everywhere, meet Sanqing and call him "old", meet the four emperors and say "Your Majesty", get along everywhere, everyone and him Greeting with a smiling face makes you happy, but you have nothing to worry about, just trying to gain a good reputation.

At the Longhua meeting held by the Buddha in the Western Paradise, all the gods gathered together, and I have seen the communication skills of this monkey.The five generals and nine obsidian stars are all familiar with him. The 28 constellations, the four heavenly kings, the 12 yuan day, the universal astrology, and the gods of the Milky Way are all commensurate with his brothers.

I wanted to find a secluded place to be quiet, and just now I passed through the crowd, and saw a familiar face I hadn't seen for a long time drinking in the corner, I went up and asked, "Marshal Canopy?"

The man raised his head, and it was true that the Tianhe Navy Marshal was right. He raised the jug, stared at him in confusion and said, "The third prince would like to have a drink?" While speaking, he poured a glass of wine into the empty glass on the table. , and said with a little self-deprecating, "This commander is useless now."

In the past, there was a vacancy in the heavenly court, and the canopy was valued by the Jade Emperor, but with the filling of the gods, more and more gods have been cultivated, and the Jade Emperor can no longer use him for many things, so he is in the galaxy. , with his [-] sailors patrolling Tianhe every day.

Mostly when one has ambitions but fails to achieve them, people become depressed.I picked up the wine glass and touched the edge of the jug on the canopy, there was a crisp sound, and I said, "Regard the Marshal."

The canopy gulped down a big gulp of wine, and his eyes drifted to Sun Wukong, who was hanging shoulders with the immortals and toasting happily. He said: "The third prince looked at that monkey. The treasure of Zhenhai, Zhenzhen Iron, made a big fuss in the palace of the king of hell, tearing up the book of life and death. The Jade Emperor made him a Bi Mawen, but he was not satisfied. Saint, he is about to overthrow the Heavenly Palace, but now I can teach him to do what he wants."

I was silent for a while, and said: "Then Monkey King is indeed capable, and the work of raising horses is indeed a bit of a grievance for him."

Marshal Tianpeng listened to my words, with a look of disdain on his round face: "There is no merit to show off, and no temple to enshrine, what kind of god do you think he is? A false name, let him be confused in this world. Like a fish in water."

Others have gone through countless hardships from human beings to gods, and after becoming gods, many of them have been sealed up bit by bit from low-ranking officials.The Jade Emperor who threatened this monkey with a golden stick gave him a top-notch false name, but this false name cannot be achieved by many immortals from birth to fall, and even in their entire lives.

But with the title of Great Sage Equaling Heaven, with his own ability, it is not easy to do some practical things and turn the false name of being an official without salary into a serious and dignified super high-ranking official.

I shook my head, took out the wine jug and poured a glass of wine: "Marshal has distracting thoughts, he's lost his mind."

Tianpeng snorted and stared at me for a long while, then suddenly looked away: "What kind of person is your third prince? If you have been sober for half your life, it doesn't mean that you will be happy."

I tightened my hand holding the wine glass, but in a moment, it returned to normal: "Marshal looked down from here, what kind of scene did he see? When he looked up from here, what kind of scene did he see?"

The canopy means something: "Some people are happy and some are worried. One side laughs and the other worries."

If a person has got into a dead end and his thinking has entered a dead end, he will not be able to persuade him.I looked around, and in the pavilion to the east, there was an old gentleman on the stage playing chess with Xu Tianshi. I said goodbye to Tianpeng and walked over.

The two of them have only played chess for a while, Xu Tianshi's chess style is fierce, his sword is slanted, he is a little eager for success, not as stable as Laojun. From the perspective of chess, although Laojun is in a weak position, no matter how Xu Tianshi moves, Laojun can easily deal with it and bring the game back to a tie.

Watching chess without saying a word is a real gentleman, and I don't want to say much, just watching silently, Xu Tianshi made a wrong move, and the entire situation of the chess board was changed.

"Nezha, are you here too? The old grandson has been looking for you for a long time." Sun Wukong jumped over at some point, yelled and put the chess piece that Xu Tianshi just dropped to the position where it should be, and shouted: "Brother , you made a mistake, you should put it here, and you will lose if you put it there.”

Although Xu Tianshi knew that he was wrong, but he didn't want to lose face by being pointed out by the monkey, so he put on a dark face and said angrily: "At my age, how can you call me brother and brother?"

The monkey looked at Taishang Laojun, then looked at Xu Tianshi, stomped his feet and said, "Huh, you can't afford it, my grandson won't play with you." As he spoke, he went forward to pull Taishang Laojun, and shouted: "Old man, I came to ask you for a drink. If you can't enjoy yourself at the meeting, go to Lao Sun's Dasheng Mansion. If you don't get drunk, you won't return."

Xu Tianshi snorted coldly, turned his head and cupped his hands at Laojun on the stage, and said: "Old gentleman, the old man still has some things to do, so I will take my leave first."

Taishang Laojun nodded the monkey's head, and sighed heavily: "You monkey, why don't you..."

Monkey King interrupted Laojun's words bouncing around, and shouted: "What are you looking at? Go, go, go."

The moment the sun sank into the bottom of the sea, the bright moon like a moon rose with rays of light. Fairy Chang'e floated down from the moon and made a salute on the high platform in the middle of the arena. She walked with clouds on her temples, swayed with lotus steps, and danced like a willow in the wind. , worthy of being the number one beauties in the Six Realms.

Drinking with you, how can you feel comfortable watching beautiful women dance?

I was about to resolutely reject this winking monkey, Monkey King pulled me with his left hand and Laojun with his right hand, and I looked at Laojun with helplessness.

The monkey seemed to have eyes behind his back, and he said solemnly: "What's so good about a woman, how can we drink as much as our brothers?"

On the plaque in front of the mansion, there are four gold-embellished characters 'Monkey King'. The three red doors in the mansion are set up according to the specifications of the officials.

Before entering the door, I took a careful look outside. The peach orchard is within easy reach. There are [-] peach trees. The old trees are sprouting new buds. Some fruits are ripe and some are still alive. The light pink and emerald green complement each other under the mid-air glow , glowing and glowing, it can also be called pleasing to the eye.

Since ancient times, monkeys like to eat fruit the most. The Jade Emperor ordered Zhang and Lu Erban to place the Dasheng Mansion next to the Pantao Garden.

But as the saying goes, you are not afraid of thieves stealing, but you are afraid of thieves thinking about it. Fortunately, the Jade Emperor, because he was afraid that the thieves would not come, he simply opened the door to welcome him.

I couldn't help sighing, I don't know if these flat peaches can survive to the flat peach meeting...

As soon as he entered the triple gate, Taibai Jinxing and Laojun were sitting in the left seat dignifiedly facing each other, while on the cloud carpet sat the Eight Immortals holding a jug, Lu Dongbin was punching Han Xiangzi, He Xiangu whispered to Lan Cai and talking about something.

I sat down opposite Taibai Jinxing. I had just added a glass of wine and was about to toast with the elders when I heard Tieguai Li shouting: "Great Sage, we will give up the dance of Fairy Chang'e and come to drink with you. Why don't you fight?" A set of punches?"

Han Zhongli agreed: "That's right, let's do boxing to cheer up the fun!"

If you want to watch a monkey show, let's just say it, and find no excuses.Although Fairy Chang'e and Fairy Peony are tied for the top spot in the list of beauties in the Six Realms, the relationship between the two is extremely good. With Xiangu He who wants to compete with Fairy Peony everywhere, how can you allow you to enjoy the beauty in peace?

Thinking about this, I said: "I heard that the great sage is good at eighteen kinds of weapons, why not use a set of Liuhe swimming spears."

Liuhe Youshen Spear changes rapidly between offense and defense. In actual combat, it mainly focuses on blocking, holding, and piercing.

I handed a monkey a step, and the monkey climbed up instead of going down the pole, holding the jade pot and playing drunken fists. It seemed to be leaning back and forth, staggering, but this upside-down In the meantime, it seems that the branches of weeping willows are shaking together in the wind, but the bottom wall is as stable as a rock as if it has taken root.

There are several types of drunkenness, such as pouring wine, slightly drunken, crazy drunken, deadly drunken, etc., showing that the shape is drunk but the mind is not drunk, the step is drunk but the heart is not drunk, and there are no rules. Both intentions, it is a combination of rigidity and softness, which has the effect of taking advantage of the emptiness and pointing east and west.

This person, why doesn't he know how to hide his clumsiness at all?

Half a quarter of an hour later, Hou'er lay down on the cloud blanket, leaning against Lu Dongbin and asked, "Who are you guys, how good is Old Sun's boxing?"

Tieguai Li shouted: "Good, good, good, the spirit and form are one."

I applauded and took a sip of wine: "Good performance, don't do it next time."

Sun Wukong blinked his bright eyes, didn't understand what I meant, but I didn't intend to explain, when I was having a drink, I suddenly heard a rapid sound of the drum, thinking that something happened.

This day the drums sounded, but I couldn't be idle.

Taibai Jinxing patted me on the shoulder, eyes full of affection: "Life is a busy life, go quickly."

I nodded my head and sighed, put down the wine glass, walked out the door quickly, and went to the front of Lingxiao Hall with a beam of light, greeted the four great masters, and entered the hall.The Jade Emperor rubbed the tip of the stick, his face was as black as ashes at the bottom of a pot, and Fairy Chang'e stood in the middle of the hall with a cold face.

I bowed my head and said: "The little god sees Your Majesty."

The Jade Emperor said coldly, "Pingshen."

I have been in the sky for thousands of years, and I have never seen such an ugly face of the Jade Emperor, and no one in the two classes of civil and military personnel spoke.

What the hell is going on here?

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