The rumored third prince

When leaving the Fangzhu Mountains, the wreckage of the eastern island was still flying in the air, scattered on the blue sea with the rushing waves, or sank into the bottom of the sea, or was photographed on the coast with the white waves.

The master stood on the top of the cloud, sighed: "It's my fault too, if you acted milder back then, you would..."

I pedaled the hot wheel and said with a smile: "Master, you don't have to worry about it. This disciple has already gotten used to it. You just need to avoid seeing him on weekdays."

"You," Master shook his head, "Let's go back first, I will go to Yuxu Palace for Master, to get those two chaotic green lotus seeds for you, and go back to see Master when you are free, his old man It’s also my fault for missing you.”

I chuckled: "Master, should I let my disciples go to see the master, or let the disciples go to see the green lotus seeds?"

"You rebellious disciple," the master stroked his beard and held it on the handle, and raised his hand to knock on my forehead: "Of course, I will look at the master first, and talk about Qinglianzi after coaxing him to be happy!"

I rubbed my forehead: "Master teaches well, so my disciples will learn well. Tiangong is busy with business recently, so my disciples will go back first. When I have free time, I will definitely visit my master and his elders."

After finishing speaking, I pushed the wind and fire wheels to push the clouds and drive the fog straight to the Nantianmen. After a few chats with Zeng Tianwang, I entered the Bullfighting Palace and passed through the Tongming Hall. Stay outside the hall.

I went up to say a few words of greeting, and talked about the business: "Please trouble the Heavenly Master to pass on the biography, Nezha has something to ask the Jade Emperor."

Qiu Hongji nodded and stepped into the hall, Ge Xianweng glanced at his back, turned back and smiled and said, "The third prince made Li Tianwang make a big fuss in the Bihaizi Mansion, so he is ashamed. Is he seeking to see the Jade Emperor for public and private reasons?"

Watching the bustle is really the nature of all things, and gods are not immune...

Xu Jingyang stroked his beard and smiled, with a serious look on his face: "There are so many fairies in Tianting who often go to the Prince's mansion, but none of the third princes are interested in it? The old man's heart is also scratched by the cat, he is too curious."

I shook my head: "Hey, don't the celestial masters know about Nezha? What is Nezha's private matter? It's just the heavenly king who cares about it!"

Xu Jingyang was about to ask something more, when Qiu Hongji stood at the door and shouted: "Please enter the hall, Third Prince."

I cupped my hands at the three celestial masters in front of me, strode into the Lingxiao Hall, and bowed my head to worship the Jade Emperor God who was dressed in a yellow dragon robe and a flying dragon crown.

The Jade Emperor spoke with a dignified tone, "Why is the Third Prince meeting?"

I said: "I report to the Jade Emperor that the fox clan in Qingqiu escaped from the secret land of mountains and seas, causing disasters in the Jiyin area. I have ordered General Zhang to bring 500 people from the Dongying Nine Barbarian Army down to the realm. I am afraid that the Tianhu will be able to cultivate. In order to prevent the general from being damaged, Nezha invited himself to go and exterminate the Qingqiu Fox Clan."

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor smiled and said, "You made such a fuss in Bihai Zifu, you didn't give Li Jing any favors, now you think of avoiding him?"

I straightened my expression, and said in a nice way: "Nezha is dedicated to serving His Majesty, so how could he care about loving his sons and daughters!"

"The same goes for Li Jing. He didn't inform me beforehand. The banquet should be held in Yaochi, not to mention how the Tushan Fox Clan matches you. I think my daughter, who is of noble birth and beautiful, is as good as you. Valkyrie is a good match."

"..." So you are such a Jade Emperor God!

Seeing my dull face, the Jade Emperor said again: "But since you have no intention of selfishness, I will not force you, and you don't have to hide from him. I have sent Taibai Jinxing to Bihai Zifu to deliver an order to Li Jing to go to the north to control the water. "

"Your Majesty is wise, Nezha will leave."

I bowed and took three steps back, then turned around, stepped out of the gate, and hurried back to the Prince's Mansion.

After entering the door, I let Haoyue out from my sleeve, then took off my outer robe and handed it to the fairy waiter waiting at the gate: "Today is bad luck, hurry up and prepare water, the prince wants to take a bath."

The fairy waiter took the order, hung his outer robe on a hanger at one side, and hurriedly withdrew it.

I strolled into the hall on the left, and the servant boy was waiting on the side, followed by two He boys who were in charge of interrogation, I said: "What is going to heaven?"

The servant boy took out a black leather booklet from the lapel of his shirt: "Prince, hurry up and play, it's difficult to wait for the process."

I casually picked up a notebook from the desk: "Long story short."

The boy who served Xiangxiang said: "My lord, in the past year, countless children have disappeared in many areas of Xiniu Hezhou, and those who have been found are either crazy or insane, and some families have exhausted their efforts to find only some children's corpses."

"Hetong took the booklet to find the ghost mother god of the Western Heaven," I responded, looking at the landmarks in my hand on the booklet written by the servant boy from other regions. "Xiniu Hezhou originally belonged to the west, and the temples of the monks in the Western Heaven should occupy the first place, and the children's affairs should be taken full responsibility by the ghost mother god. If this happens, it is her dereliction of duty. Why do you rush to my Nezha Palace now? coming?"

The servant boy curled his lips, but didn't respond, He Tong took the folder from his hand and put it in his pocket, turned around and stepped out of the room, turning back into his original form and heading towards Lingshan.

I opened the booklet and couldn't help frowning.

It is written in the book that Xu Fu, an alchemist, confuses the dynasty. He uses the innocence of a child less than one year old to make alchemy.

Seeing my unhappy expression, another Hetong on standby asked cautiously, "Why is the crown prince frowning?"

I threw the zhezi to Hetong in front of me: "Send the Zhezi to the Plague Emissary, so that he will immediately go down to the realm and rescue many children in the Qin Dynasty. Tong Gui will be trained as a ghost soldier in the plague formation, and the soul of Yaotong will be trapped in the body and sent to the underworld to reincarnate." , the body is put into the plague formation to be used as the eyes of the formation."

Hetong took the order to leave, and I saw Shixiang boy was still there, rubbed my eyebrows and asked: "What else?"

The servant boy blushed slightly, and said in a low voice: "Prince, the servant is bold, please be kind to the prince, and transfer the servant to work in other continents."

I asked: "Why?"

The servant boy lowered his head and muttered: "There are rumors in the lower world that Xiniu Hezhou may be plagued by demons, and it is rumored that a demon will be born..."

It is really an endless demon, an endless demon...

I casually opened the remaining two notebooks on the desk and asked, "Where did the rumors come from?"

The boy replied: "I don't know where it came from. It's just that since the rumors started in Xiniu Hezhou, the number of demons roaming around is increasing day by day."

I thought for a while and said: "The monsters heard the rumors that there will be a demon born in the sky, and they only think that they have the backbone to make the army of demons come back to the world and reproduce the image of the ancient lich wreaking havoc on the world. Not true. If you are afraid, see if you want to work under that Xianjun, I will write you a letter of recommendation."

"Little servant, thank you for your kindness, and don't dare to bother you with your pen and ink." The little boy gave a deep bow, turned around and retreated.

I looked at the two notebooks on the table and felt a headache. I don’t know if the child has been in a rush or something. All the notebooks that I sent were related to children, including the two on the table. .

One is about a close relative of the nine-tailed fox, which looks like a fox, with nine heads and nine tails. The nephew who likes the sound of fake babies and children to lure humans to eat them appeared in Xianyang, and the other one said Zhu Yan appeared in the territory of the Qin Dynasty , Nocturnal food for children.

It seems that the fate of the Qin Dynasty predestined the early demise. First, the alchemists deceived the country, and then it was a monster like Zhu Yan who appeared and caused disasters.

Oh, yes, Xianyang seems to be the royal city of the Qin Dynasty, right?

This Qin Dynasty is really invincible...

I frowned and thought about what to do, when I suddenly heard the voice of the fairy attendant outside the door: "Prince, prepare the clean water, do you want to burn sandalwood today..."

"Fragrant fragrance, drive away bad luck!" I closed the two folds together, saw the fairy servant nodded and retreated, I shouted out of the room again: "Heyun, come in."

He Yun is a handsome young man. He is usually in charge of allocating the five hundred cranes in the Yunlou Palace. If there is no emergency, in order to cooperate with me, he usually stays in the Prince's Mansion where I live instead of being arranged by the Jade Emperor. The Yunlou Palace where affairs are handled.

He Yun came in, bowed and said, "Prince, please give me instructions."

"Give it to General Xiao Qiming of the Eight Barbarians of the Nanying Camp." I first handed the folder marked with the landmarks of Xianyang to He Yun, "Let him lead a thousand soldiers, and the lower realms will capture his nephew and bring him to justice under Wangwu Mountain. He will never die Super born."

Speaking of this, I handed over another brochure: "As for this Zhuyan, although it is a monster, but this family is in troubled times in the world, and usually does not show up, only after sensing the laws of heaven. Appearing in the world. Appearing at this time means that the Qin Dynasty should be destroyed. However, it took advantage of the night to steal baby food and broke the law. It should have returned to the land of mountains and seas. Let General Xiao keep it alive first, monitor it every day, feed it with raw meat, and when Qin subjugates, take it back to the land of mountains and seas, and let the elders of its clan dispose of it, and General Xiao will imprison it."

"He Yun knows." He Yun put away the two papers, put them into his arms, and said, "Prince, forgive He Yun for asking too many questions. General Zhang Jiqing has always handled matters in the East. Why did he hand them over to General Xiao this time? ?”

"In the Jiyin area, the Qingqiu Fox Clan came out in full force, and General Zhang went to deal with that matter." Speaking of this, it is a headache. Although the Qingqiu Fox Clan is in a bad situation now, the fiery Xinyue Fox in 28 Su was born Yu the Qingqiu Fox Clan who had barely restrained and obeyed the rules, "By the way, let the deputy commander of General Zhang of the Jiuyi Army lead another 500 troops to Jiyin to support. If Xinyuehu wants to intervene for personal gain, let him come Talk to me."

"The prince must be very tired today, but He Yun has one more word..." He Yun hesitated, not knowing whether to say it or not.

I said: "Say."

He Yun said: "The fifth princess is asking for an audience outside the door. I told her that you have plunged into the business pile when you came back. She has been waiting in the main hall for about half an hour. She seems to be in a hurry. See you, the prince. If not, if not, He Yun would have turned him down when he went out."

When it comes to Tianting, the fifth princess whose face is comparable to the beautiful Chang'e Fairy in the Moon Palace, I don't know what to say, but I am afraid that I am so polite today, not just for chatting with me while I am dealing with official business or watching me in a daze Time.

I waved at He Yun: "Since I've been waiting for this for a long time, let her come in."

"Yes, He Yun is leaving."

Not a while after He Yun withdrew, a familiar voice came from outside the door, usually clear and clear like a lark's voice with great frustration: "Nezha, something serious happened!"

Before the person arrives, the voice arrives first. It seems that this temper cannot be changed...

"What's the matter?" I asked, I poured some water from the teacup into the inkstone, picked up the ink ingot on the side and began to grind the ink, I wanted to take advantage of the time to deal with the princess and pass the time of the world's dynasty. The upcoming change has been written.

"My sixth sister, you also know that my sixth sister is the most timid and docile by nature," the fifth princess stomped her feet as she spoke, "She actually dared to rebel against the queen this time, and the queen locked her up when she got angry."

I took the weight on the side and pressed it on the rice paper, and asked, "Where is the prison?"

"Heavenly Prison," the fifth princess looked anxious and turned around anxiously, "The queen mother is really angry, Nezha, please be serious, put down the pen and help me find a way to save the sixth sister, okay?"

I asked while picking up a pen and writing: "Princess Fifth, you still haven't said what Princess Six did to make the empress who has always loved her put her in the prison."

"Oh, it's all because Clairvoyance said that the world is bustling with fireworks and red dust, and it's not as cold and desolate as the Heavenly Palace. The sixth sister wanted to open her eyes, so she went down to earth for a walk, and only played for two days. Somehow, her heart was moved. It would be fine if she was just playing petty temper with the queen mother, but now she would rather be eviscerated than become a fairy and be with that scholar..."

I held a running script in my hand and reminded me: "One day in the sky, one year in the world."

The Fifth Princess tugged at her feather sleeves and said, "Oh, I know, but I can't really let Sixth Sister have her fairy bones shaved."

The beauty of the fifth princess was really bought with wisdom.

I couldn't help reminding: "The rules of the sky are strict, and Nezha seems to be in charge of the laws of the sky among his responsibilities..." It may not be appropriate for you to come to me to talk about this matter!

The fifth princess said bluntly: "It is precisely because you, Nezha, are in charge of the laws of heaven, that you are more aware of the loopholes in the taboo of love between immortals and mortals."

In the matter of falling in love with immortals, the immortal side usually has no good end, so there is really no loophole to take advantage of.

If it is not a loophole, the only loophole is probably a precedent set more than 1000 years ago, but strictly speaking, it is not a loophole, it can only be said that the opportunity has arrived.

Thinking of the incident more than 1000 years ago, I said casually: "There is a lesson learned from the fourth princess and Yu Ri's son-in-law. The fifth princess might as well look at the character of that scholar. He has the roots to become a fairy."

The fifth princess raised her head and wanted to cry without tears: "I'm not stupid, of course I also thought about letting him rise to the top, but that scholar is really mediocre, even if he was beaten back into his mother's womb and started to practice Taoism, he might not be able to do it." There is no achievement, let alone ascension."

"...What are the qualities of this scholar? Do you know what the Sixth Princess likes about him?" There is nothing wrong with this scholar. After Zhu Tianjunxiu fell in love with him.

The fifth princess saw that although I was single-minded and dual-purpose, but after understanding the matter with her seriously, she felt relieved and sat on the side with her head bowed and fingered: "Sixth sister said that he is kind-hearted and has outstanding literary talents. Although he is a weak scholar, But the character is excellent, with strong bones, he would rather suffer from poverty than serve the rich and powerful."

I said: "Princess Six is ​​one of the most famous talented women in heaven. Since he likes these qualities, the little god dares to ask Princess Five if she knows the saying 'every time you kill more dogs with righteousness, you are more likely to be scholars if you are ungrateful'."

She tilted her head and looked at me, and I explained: "The fifth princess is always proud of her beauty, why don't you go down and try to pretend to be a rich man, and see how much of his qualities that the sixth princess likes are true and how much is fake."

"If I succeed, Sixth Sister will naturally be disheartened, and out of the dignity of a fairy, she will not entangle with him again." The fifth princess nodded with her chin propped up, and suddenly said in shock: "But if I don't succeed, Doesn't it mean that Liu Mei has no problem with her eyesight, so she will still have her fairy bones shaved off!"

She paused at this point, took out a small mirror from her sleeve, took a look at it carefully, and said to herself as she walked out, "It's still so beautiful, I will succeed, sixth sister, wait for five." Sister, save you!"

Me: "..." You can do something, but the scholar is really as good as the sixth princess said, I think you will be happy for nothing.

Putting down the writing brush, I handed the written document to He Tong who was waiting outside the door, and ordered it to be sent to the Archives Pavilion of Yunlou Palace.

Needless to say, the fairy servant retreated voluntarily, and I drew a barrier on the spot to prevent any magic weapon from prying eyes. God knows what those lustful fairies can do.

Brother Yang is a living example. Nearly 2000 years ago, he was actually spied on while taking a bath, and it has not been found out who did it until now...

I said that it is bathing and burning incense to drive away bad luck, but this bad luck is really not something that can be solved by bathing and burning incense.

After I took a bath, I was more energetic from my official duties. I just lay down and took a nap when I heard Hetong knocking on the door urgently and calling: "Prince, Guizi Mother God replied."

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The author has something to say:

Ah, before 12 o'clock tomorrow night, Sun Wukong will appear on the stage, and then he will step out of the author's comfort zone and start the third-person mode (wipe away tears)