The rumored third prince
Chapter 11 The Genius Little Nezha
After finalizing Nezha's growth, Taiyi real person put all the tortoise board, copper coins, bamboo slips and other things that had just been hexagramed into Sanwei Zhenhuo, destroying all the corpses and eradicating traces.
Since he wanted to deceive the gods and Buddhas, Taiyi Daoist wrapped Nezha tightly, hid him in his meditation room, and then meditated, pasted an invisibility talisman and sneaked into the underworld, pretending to be a little ghost , first went to get a pot of Wangchuan water under the banner of Meng Po, then hid in the dark and used the sleep spell to stun the little ghosts in the judge's hall, and found the book of life and death that recorded Nezha's name with the invisibility amulet , Just about to pick up a pen and change the wording, suddenly there was a sound that the official seal of the God of Yin Division Zhengshen had to be stamped on the book of life and death to make the modification effective.
Thinking of this, Master Taiyi came up with a plan, slightly raised the corners of his lips, picked up a pen and added a few strokes on the top and bottom of the word 'female', changing it to be eight or nine points similar to the word 'male'.
Before going out, Master Taiyi put the booklet in a conspicuous place, put a dark fire at the place next to the judge hall and near the door, then slipped out, found a place to carry someone, and turned into a little ghost again, Pretending to pass by the Hall of Judges, while shouting that it is on fire, do not forget to exhale the little breath from the exit to the place where the fire started, to help the fire.
The fire startled a few ghost servants who were sleeping on the ground, and the ghost servants rubbed their eyes in a daze. It took a while to react from the disbelief. Before they could understand the cause of the fire, they called the judge The temple was on fire, and a group of ghosts were attracted to fetch water from Huangquangou. The scene was once extremely chaotic.
The chaotic scene was in line with Taiyi's expectations. He came out of the shadows, completely without the consciousness of the perpetrator, and asked the person who was rushing to fetch water what happened with a puzzled face, and then ran away with the ghosts Fetching water, he took a bucket from Granny Meng along the way, rushed into the Judge Hall with a panicked look, aimed at the place on the table, and poured out the yellow spring water mixed with half a pot of Wangchuan water in the bucket, which was perfect. The radians completely soaked the book of life and death that he placed on the judge's table.
It wasn't until the fire was extinguished and the ghost guards in the Hall of Judges began to check whether there was any damage, and revealed that all the handwriting on the book of life and death on the table was completely blurred. Back to his golden cave.
Nezha woke up and found that he was wrapped like a rice dumpling. After struggling for a long time, he couldn't get out of the swaddling clothes tied up with silk rope by the real Taiyi. It was as if she had encountered a life-saving straw, and she worked so hard to get her two little hands out of the swaddling clothes to be hugged.
When Master Taiyi saw this scene, he couldn't help laughing, then loosened the silk rope, and took Nezha down the mountain to buy some clothes. The purchases were not many, and it was probably for Nezha to wear them from one year old to 20 years old. The amount of years.
According to Taiyi real person's vision, Nezha can start to read and write at the latest at the age of three, and start to practice.
Ever since, Nezha has such a big wardrobe.The purpose is to prevent her from being distracted by complicated and trivial matters in the process of practicing.
Satisfied, Master Taiyi picked out a colorful shirt and trousers from the closet for Nezha to change into, and let her go and play by herself. Wang Chuan Shui's dishes were added to the table, and the creatures on the mountain came to try the dishes for him one by one.
The most painful person in this matter is not these creatures, but Nezha who is watching other people feasting. She is hungry and crying, and the other small animals eat one by one.
Thus, the real Taiyi accidentally witnessed a miracle in this storm called trying dishes, which was actually to brainwash them.
The tearful Nezha stared at the table of delicious food with extra ingredients in his arms without blinking, his saliva was almost drooling, and Master Taiyi turned a blind eye.
Seeing Nezha's pathetic energy, the Little Iron Beast said in a puzzled manner, "Really, Nezha seems to be very hungry."
Oh, how did I forget you?
Master Taiyi doubted himself for a second, then said indifferently: "Qing Mo, you go and taste how it tastes, and learn how to cook vegetables for this annoying little brat in the future."
Little Iron Beast: "...Yes." What a crime!
The baby who can only babble and scream, saw her starving little friend eating at the table, and the more she ate, the happier her expression became, she began to reach out to the table, but the real Taiyi refused to give her a chance, so she insisted. A baby who can only babble, was forced to utter a tender word from his mouth without a teacher: "Oh... nest...."
Regarding the fact that Nezha was able to speak in three days, Master Taiyi was very happy in his heart, but due to the many creatures on the mountain here, it was not easy to show it clearly, so he went to steam a bowl of easy-to-digest egg custard for Nezha. One is to appease Nezha's growling belly, and the other is to cover up his feelings.
Innocent little animals, they simply trusted their mountain owner. After eating this meal, they almost didn’t recognize their cubs when they got home. They only remembered that they picked up a very beautiful baby boy from the mountain. Nezha is the owner of the hill.
Qingmo is different, he doesn't care about these at all, as long as he has bamboo shoots to eat every day, he will be very happy.
Ever since Nezha popped out the unclear word 'hungry' from his mouth that day, Daoist Taiyi no longer sits, samadhis, meditates, and Zen meditation for the time being. Nezha played for a while, first to make her happy, and then began to teach her to speak word by word.
Nezha learns really fast, but in less than three months, Nezha can already speak some short sentences, and the meaning of each sentence is very obvious, but due to his physical condition, his articulation is not particularly clear, and he needs someone to listen carefully To understand what she means.
As time passed day by day, Nezha's articulate words became more and more clear. At the age of five months, she could not only walk all over the place, but also run all over the mountains with her two short legs, chasing birds here and pigs there.
When learning from Master Taiyi was not happy, he ran to Xishan to touch the tiger's buttocks, and when he was in a good mood, he ran to grab the delicious bamboo shoots eaten by the iron beast and took them back to the cave, and said to Master Taiyi confidently: "Master! , Nezha wants to eat braised bamboo shoots today."
The little animals on the mountain are miserable, and they all want to move or move.
But after thinking about it carefully, I suddenly found that the living environment outside seems to be worse, so I gave up this idea, and I can only comfort myself by saying that Xiao Shanzhu is still a baby, and the baby is not sensible. Whose child is not skinny when he is young, and he will be good when he grows up up.
Then, every once in a while, repeat the process again.
Over time, everyone got used to it. When they saw Nezha, the bird fluttered its wings and chirped, and the tiger turned around by itself and lay down on the ground, completely giving up resistance.
Every September is the happiest month for them, because in this month, the real person will lock the little mountain master in the cave for a full month, put several barriers on the mountain, and then put restrictions on the cave, why is the little mountain master making trouble? Nor will it be released.
Nezha doesn't understand why the real Taiyi hides her in September every year, and she doesn't understand why she has to learn so many things every day, but her intuition tells her that everything the real Taiyi does is for her own good. In addition, learning those things is like playing, it takes no effort at all, and it can make her gray-haired teacher happy, so she is willing to listen to Taiyi Master and learn everything.
Every time after learning the content of the day's class, Nezha can even write down the learning content for the next half month, and then take time to review during the process of beating dogs and chickens, and then stay up all night the next day, playing Yawning told Master Taiyi that he had learned everything, forcing Master Taiyi to happily praise her for her extraordinary talent while tearfully changing the new learning content.
Just like today, a two- or three-year-old milk baby moved a small bench, climbed up to his desk with all hands and feet, and announced very proudly: "Master, Nezha has memorized all of them, and he can recite them all by heart."
That's right, this is the task given to Nezha the night before last by Master Taiyi.
"Anything is forewarned, it will be established, and if it is not forewarned, it will be abandoned." The real Taiyi believes it, but inspection is still an indispensable procedure.
Nezha showed a mouthful of small white teeth, and his waist was akimbo like a small teapot: "Confucius, the purpose of Ai Gong to ask about politics is to teach people to plan for rainy days, not to dig wells when they are thirsty."
Master Taiyi said again: "Green is taken from blue, and green is from blue; ice is made from water, and colder than water."
"Xunzi exhorts students to learn," Nezha said with a smile, "The waves behind the Yangtze River drive the waves ahead, and one generation is stronger than the other."
Taiyi real person: "Wen Fan will decline in quality, and at the end of prosperity will lose money."
Nezha: "The theory of salt and iron tells us to emphasize content over form, which means that it is not advisable to sacrifice the basics for the last."
Taiyi real person: "The troubles of ordinary people are hidden in a song and hidden in Dali."
Nezha: "Xunzi unmasked and told us that everything should not be one-sided, and it is right to grasp the overall situation."
"Okay!" Daoist Taiyi slapped the table excitedly and nearly knocked Nezha under the table, then he hugged Nezha, "Nezha, as a teacher, I have decided to arrange your classes after the age of seven to the nearest one." .”
Nezha, who was less than three years old, didn't know what kind of fate he would face in the future, so he bit his finger with a childlike face and asked, "Why?"
Master Taiyi sighed and said, "Huiji will be hurt."
In the past, Daoist Taiyi was astounded by Nezha's talent, but now he hopes that Nezha's talent can be mediocre. He is both a father and a mother to raise this child. Instead of being a sigh-inducing genius, she wanted to become an indomitable god of war, and really let her be completely reborn from the Hunyuan Pearl.
He has thought a lot in the past two years, knowing that Yuanshi Tianzun thinks he is a bit like him, and he also understands that he has a selfish desire to accept apprentices, and he is extremely protective of others, so he asked him to teach Nezha.
Since Nezha was reincarnated as a Hunyuanzhu, and the fate of killing is difficult to change, then he Taiyi Daoist will try his best to turn her into the top killer weapon, so that she has the most extreme ability——
Stop killing with killing, fight with peace.
The living treasure and rare mixed yuan bead, the most precious treasure that even Yuanshi Tianzun bowed his head to worship, is worthy of a sentence of my life.
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The author has something to say:
Taiyi real person's reasoning is a bit unreasonable, but I like it!
Ao Bing is going online soon (cover face)
Since he wanted to deceive the gods and Buddhas, Taiyi Daoist wrapped Nezha tightly, hid him in his meditation room, and then meditated, pasted an invisibility talisman and sneaked into the underworld, pretending to be a little ghost , first went to get a pot of Wangchuan water under the banner of Meng Po, then hid in the dark and used the sleep spell to stun the little ghosts in the judge's hall, and found the book of life and death that recorded Nezha's name with the invisibility amulet , Just about to pick up a pen and change the wording, suddenly there was a sound that the official seal of the God of Yin Division Zhengshen had to be stamped on the book of life and death to make the modification effective.
Thinking of this, Master Taiyi came up with a plan, slightly raised the corners of his lips, picked up a pen and added a few strokes on the top and bottom of the word 'female', changing it to be eight or nine points similar to the word 'male'.
Before going out, Master Taiyi put the booklet in a conspicuous place, put a dark fire at the place next to the judge hall and near the door, then slipped out, found a place to carry someone, and turned into a little ghost again, Pretending to pass by the Hall of Judges, while shouting that it is on fire, do not forget to exhale the little breath from the exit to the place where the fire started, to help the fire.
The fire startled a few ghost servants who were sleeping on the ground, and the ghost servants rubbed their eyes in a daze. It took a while to react from the disbelief. Before they could understand the cause of the fire, they called the judge The temple was on fire, and a group of ghosts were attracted to fetch water from Huangquangou. The scene was once extremely chaotic.
The chaotic scene was in line with Taiyi's expectations. He came out of the shadows, completely without the consciousness of the perpetrator, and asked the person who was rushing to fetch water what happened with a puzzled face, and then ran away with the ghosts Fetching water, he took a bucket from Granny Meng along the way, rushed into the Judge Hall with a panicked look, aimed at the place on the table, and poured out the yellow spring water mixed with half a pot of Wangchuan water in the bucket, which was perfect. The radians completely soaked the book of life and death that he placed on the judge's table.
It wasn't until the fire was extinguished and the ghost guards in the Hall of Judges began to check whether there was any damage, and revealed that all the handwriting on the book of life and death on the table was completely blurred. Back to his golden cave.
Nezha woke up and found that he was wrapped like a rice dumpling. After struggling for a long time, he couldn't get out of the swaddling clothes tied up with silk rope by the real Taiyi. It was as if she had encountered a life-saving straw, and she worked so hard to get her two little hands out of the swaddling clothes to be hugged.
When Master Taiyi saw this scene, he couldn't help laughing, then loosened the silk rope, and took Nezha down the mountain to buy some clothes. The purchases were not many, and it was probably for Nezha to wear them from one year old to 20 years old. The amount of years.
According to Taiyi real person's vision, Nezha can start to read and write at the latest at the age of three, and start to practice.
Ever since, Nezha has such a big wardrobe.The purpose is to prevent her from being distracted by complicated and trivial matters in the process of practicing.
Satisfied, Master Taiyi picked out a colorful shirt and trousers from the closet for Nezha to change into, and let her go and play by herself. Wang Chuan Shui's dishes were added to the table, and the creatures on the mountain came to try the dishes for him one by one.
The most painful person in this matter is not these creatures, but Nezha who is watching other people feasting. She is hungry and crying, and the other small animals eat one by one.
Thus, the real Taiyi accidentally witnessed a miracle in this storm called trying dishes, which was actually to brainwash them.
The tearful Nezha stared at the table of delicious food with extra ingredients in his arms without blinking, his saliva was almost drooling, and Master Taiyi turned a blind eye.
Seeing Nezha's pathetic energy, the Little Iron Beast said in a puzzled manner, "Really, Nezha seems to be very hungry."
Oh, how did I forget you?
Master Taiyi doubted himself for a second, then said indifferently: "Qing Mo, you go and taste how it tastes, and learn how to cook vegetables for this annoying little brat in the future."
Little Iron Beast: "...Yes." What a crime!
The baby who can only babble and scream, saw her starving little friend eating at the table, and the more she ate, the happier her expression became, she began to reach out to the table, but the real Taiyi refused to give her a chance, so she insisted. A baby who can only babble, was forced to utter a tender word from his mouth without a teacher: "Oh... nest...."
Regarding the fact that Nezha was able to speak in three days, Master Taiyi was very happy in his heart, but due to the many creatures on the mountain here, it was not easy to show it clearly, so he went to steam a bowl of easy-to-digest egg custard for Nezha. One is to appease Nezha's growling belly, and the other is to cover up his feelings.
Innocent little animals, they simply trusted their mountain owner. After eating this meal, they almost didn’t recognize their cubs when they got home. They only remembered that they picked up a very beautiful baby boy from the mountain. Nezha is the owner of the hill.
Qingmo is different, he doesn't care about these at all, as long as he has bamboo shoots to eat every day, he will be very happy.
Ever since Nezha popped out the unclear word 'hungry' from his mouth that day, Daoist Taiyi no longer sits, samadhis, meditates, and Zen meditation for the time being. Nezha played for a while, first to make her happy, and then began to teach her to speak word by word.
Nezha learns really fast, but in less than three months, Nezha can already speak some short sentences, and the meaning of each sentence is very obvious, but due to his physical condition, his articulation is not particularly clear, and he needs someone to listen carefully To understand what she means.
As time passed day by day, Nezha's articulate words became more and more clear. At the age of five months, she could not only walk all over the place, but also run all over the mountains with her two short legs, chasing birds here and pigs there.
When learning from Master Taiyi was not happy, he ran to Xishan to touch the tiger's buttocks, and when he was in a good mood, he ran to grab the delicious bamboo shoots eaten by the iron beast and took them back to the cave, and said to Master Taiyi confidently: "Master! , Nezha wants to eat braised bamboo shoots today."
The little animals on the mountain are miserable, and they all want to move or move.
But after thinking about it carefully, I suddenly found that the living environment outside seems to be worse, so I gave up this idea, and I can only comfort myself by saying that Xiao Shanzhu is still a baby, and the baby is not sensible. Whose child is not skinny when he is young, and he will be good when he grows up up.
Then, every once in a while, repeat the process again.
Over time, everyone got used to it. When they saw Nezha, the bird fluttered its wings and chirped, and the tiger turned around by itself and lay down on the ground, completely giving up resistance.
Every September is the happiest month for them, because in this month, the real person will lock the little mountain master in the cave for a full month, put several barriers on the mountain, and then put restrictions on the cave, why is the little mountain master making trouble? Nor will it be released.
Nezha doesn't understand why the real Taiyi hides her in September every year, and she doesn't understand why she has to learn so many things every day, but her intuition tells her that everything the real Taiyi does is for her own good. In addition, learning those things is like playing, it takes no effort at all, and it can make her gray-haired teacher happy, so she is willing to listen to Taiyi Master and learn everything.
Every time after learning the content of the day's class, Nezha can even write down the learning content for the next half month, and then take time to review during the process of beating dogs and chickens, and then stay up all night the next day, playing Yawning told Master Taiyi that he had learned everything, forcing Master Taiyi to happily praise her for her extraordinary talent while tearfully changing the new learning content.
Just like today, a two- or three-year-old milk baby moved a small bench, climbed up to his desk with all hands and feet, and announced very proudly: "Master, Nezha has memorized all of them, and he can recite them all by heart."
That's right, this is the task given to Nezha the night before last by Master Taiyi.
"Anything is forewarned, it will be established, and if it is not forewarned, it will be abandoned." The real Taiyi believes it, but inspection is still an indispensable procedure.
Nezha showed a mouthful of small white teeth, and his waist was akimbo like a small teapot: "Confucius, the purpose of Ai Gong to ask about politics is to teach people to plan for rainy days, not to dig wells when they are thirsty."
Master Taiyi said again: "Green is taken from blue, and green is from blue; ice is made from water, and colder than water."
"Xunzi exhorts students to learn," Nezha said with a smile, "The waves behind the Yangtze River drive the waves ahead, and one generation is stronger than the other."
Taiyi real person: "Wen Fan will decline in quality, and at the end of prosperity will lose money."
Nezha: "The theory of salt and iron tells us to emphasize content over form, which means that it is not advisable to sacrifice the basics for the last."
Taiyi real person: "The troubles of ordinary people are hidden in a song and hidden in Dali."
Nezha: "Xunzi unmasked and told us that everything should not be one-sided, and it is right to grasp the overall situation."
"Okay!" Daoist Taiyi slapped the table excitedly and nearly knocked Nezha under the table, then he hugged Nezha, "Nezha, as a teacher, I have decided to arrange your classes after the age of seven to the nearest one." .”
Nezha, who was less than three years old, didn't know what kind of fate he would face in the future, so he bit his finger with a childlike face and asked, "Why?"
Master Taiyi sighed and said, "Huiji will be hurt."
In the past, Daoist Taiyi was astounded by Nezha's talent, but now he hopes that Nezha's talent can be mediocre. He is both a father and a mother to raise this child. Instead of being a sigh-inducing genius, she wanted to become an indomitable god of war, and really let her be completely reborn from the Hunyuan Pearl.
He has thought a lot in the past two years, knowing that Yuanshi Tianzun thinks he is a bit like him, and he also understands that he has a selfish desire to accept apprentices, and he is extremely protective of others, so he asked him to teach Nezha.
Since Nezha was reincarnated as a Hunyuanzhu, and the fate of killing is difficult to change, then he Taiyi Daoist will try his best to turn her into the top killer weapon, so that she has the most extreme ability——
Stop killing with killing, fight with peace.
The living treasure and rare mixed yuan bead, the most precious treasure that even Yuanshi Tianzun bowed his head to worship, is worthy of a sentence of my life.
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Taiyi real person's reasoning is a bit unreasonable, but I like it!
Ao Bing is going online soon (cover face)
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