I just want to eat with my face

It was raining heavily, Jiang Zhao and Xu Lejia were sitting on the skateboards, floating in mid-air and moving forward slowly, watching the parasites below having a party.

[Blue Star: I saw a very good-looking parasite, that is, the one with a pair of blue wings... It's over, I've been single for a long time, and the parasite looks a little pretty. ]

[Blue Star: Hehehe, actually, I really like people playing with tentacles (suction.jpg]

[Blue Star: Sister upstairs, your pants fell on my head, please pick them up! ]

[Blue Star: People can't, and shouldn't...]

[Gao Gao: Uh, I can understand tentacles, what is tentacle play?What does outsider mean? ]

Seeing that the high-level audience didn't understand this, the Blue Star audience explained in detail the meaning of "outsider" and "tentacle play" very enthusiastically.

A sister who is probably a professional writer even wrote a long paragraph, and put small paragraphs on the barrage, and the barrage called the bull.

The high-level audience was shocked, they didn't even know what to say, and at the same time couldn't help but make up their minds, feeling... pretty, very exciting.

Lan Xing, a lowly civilized person, had a great time! (shock

Jiang Zhao accidentally caught a glimpse, tilted his head, and a question mark slowly popped up:?

What's happening here?Gathering people to engage in pornography?

It was also the first time she came into contact with this kind of thing, she was a little shocked, and took a few glances.

... so strange, take a second look.

"Sister, what's the matter with you?" Seeing that her expression was a little off, Xu Lejia asked with concern.

Jiang Zhao's face turned yellow, he looked away from the screen, and waved his hands back: "You are still young, don't ask, this is not something you should know."

Xu Lejia: "?"

The rain stopped.

The rain came and went quickly, and it took only half an hour before and after.

Jiang Zhao was still secretly looking at the barrage, feeling his arm was lightly poked twice, turned to look at Xu Lejia: "What's wrong?"

"Sister." Xu Lejia hissed, and pouted downward: "Look down, they are all staring at us, a little scary."

Jiang Zhao heard the words and looked down.

The parasites who had been immersed in the rain all raised their heads at this moment, staring straight at them with numb and emotionless eyes, silent, empty and strange, making hair stand on end.

Xu Lejia has gone through several dungeons anyway, and he is considered a person who has experienced a lot of wind and waves. Seeing this scene, he couldn't help but touch the goose bumps on his arms.

He let out a sigh, feeling a little chilly, and thankfully said, "It's a good thing these things can't fly, we're safe."

Jiang Zhao glanced at some of the parasites that seemed to be holding wings, turned to look at Xu Lejia, and stretched out his index finger to touch the soft lips: "Shut your crow's mouth."

In the next second, many parasites flew up under the gaze of the two.

Xu Lejia apologized very simply: "...I'm sorry sister, I will definitely shut up next time."

The flying parasite rushed over quickly, and Jiang Zhao immediately controlled the skateboard to sprint forward. The wind brought by the gallop hit the anti-virus suit, making a harsh sound.

Xu Lejia sat behind the skateboard, took out a gun and props, and fired a shot at the parasite flying in the front.The black light accurately hit the parasite's unknown object. It stopped in motion and fell straight down, but vacated again when it was about to hit the ground.

"They've really been strengthened!" Xu Lejia frowned and said, "I could kill one with one shot before, but now I can't."

Jiang Zhao reacted lightly: "I told you earlier, you sit still, I'm speeding up."

Xu Lejia immediately pinched the edge of the skateboard with one hand.

Skateboard speed increased to max.Probably because the two were too flamboyant, the parasites were chasing after them, and even the parasites on the ground chased them all the way with their heads up.

The contestants hiding in the dark were shocked when they saw this scene.

Good guy, what is that thing that flies past...?Why are there so many parasites behind? ?

"Sister, no, they are too persistent." Xu Lejia looked at the parasite who was following closely behind, a little irritable: "No, forget them all, it's so annoying, I really think Xiaoy... I'm afraid they won't succeed !"

Jiang Zhao didn't speak, and after a while, he said softly: "Look at the nearest Yanla star player to us."

"Oh, let me take a look." Xu Lejia looked at the ranking list, checked them one by one, and finally found one: "E City South Street... Let me take a look, it seems to be in front, we were just on North Street."

"Ok."

Jiang Zhao responded, and controlled the skateboard to fly all the way to South Street. His eyes kept scanning the bottom, and soon caught the figure of the contestant.More than one, it was a small team, about four or five people, cleaning up the strengthened parasites.

She looked back at the parasite who was following far behind, and swooped down suddenly.

"These parasites seem to have become stronger." The man in the team who had just dealt with one parasite said, and hit the other parasite with his gauntleted fist, saying while beating, "No wonder you are afraid of the number on the leaderboard." Change has slowed down."

"It should be the rain just now..."

Before the words were finished, they suddenly heard a rushing sound of breaking the air from above their heads, looked up vigilantly, and met a pair of shining beautiful eyes.

"Big brothers, I finally found you!" Jiang Zhao stopped his skateboard and jumped down with Xu Lejia.There was a harmless and kind smile on her face, making it impossible for people to raise their vigilance against her.

The Yankee players looked at each other: "You are..."

Jiang Zhao replied without blushing, "You may not know us, but it doesn't matter. I am embarrassed to come here empty-handed when we meet for the first time, and I brought you a surprise."

"I believe you will like it."

"Uh," the Yankee player was a little confused about the situation, and asked suspiciously, "Are you a Yankee?"

Jiang Zhao nodded sincerely and firmly, urging them to go out and see the surprises outside, which can make their rankings soar directly.

Probably because of her harmless and innocent appearance, the jerk contestant didn't have the slightest doubt, and was even thinking about what the so-called surprise was.

Could it be that she directly tied the Blue Star player here?But she looks so weak, she doesn't look like she can beat others...

With a curious heart, the yanks the contestants to come outside──

At a glance, you can see the densely packed parasites flying in mid-air.

The jerk contestant: "???"

"Fuck! Why are there so many parasites??"

They turned around and wanted to ask, just in time to see the exhaust of the skateboard flying away, and there was nothing behind them, and there was no one there.

"Fuck! I was fooled! They are Blue Star players!!"

"Insidious villain!!!"

"There are too many parasites, we can't solve them at all, they have been strengthened, let's run first!!"

The team was in a mess in an instant, seeing that the densely packed parasites were about to rush over, they could only choose to flee for their lives in an extremely aggrieved manner, and firmly remembered the two people just now.

Damn blue star player! !

……

Xu Lejia sat behind the skateboard, recalling the scene just now, with a hesitant expression on his face.

"Say something."

...I'm afraid that if I tell you, you'll just throw me off the skateboard.Xu Lejia shook her head with a serious face: "I have nothing to say, I just think sister, you are really a dog and smart enough!" He gave a thumbs up.

[Gao Gao: My cub has always been so smart! ! ]

[Gao Gao: I'm dying of laughter, it's really a surprise that those jerk contestants are so stupid to believe it. ]

[Gao Gao: There are surprises, but I don’t know if they are happy or not. ]

[Gao Gao: It still has to be my cub, won’t this get rid of all the parasites? ]

[Blue Star: Hahaha, baby, Brother Xu wants to call you a dog!I report! ]

[Blue Star: How can something that uses tricks be considered a dog?You're obviously smart and quick-witted, brother Xu, learn a lot, you're still young! ]

[Blue Star: I really want to see the expressions of those tug-of-war contestants, it must be very exciting. ]

The barrage laughed and laughed.

"Then where are we going now?" Xu Lejia asked.

Jiang Zhao glanced at the leaderboard, and locked his eyes on the location of Blue Star 299, which was Yu Jinyuan's number.The leaderboard is actually a bit useful, at least you can find the position of your companions.

She found a place to stop and observe: "Let's rest for a while, and wait for dawn to find someone."

"This dungeon requires us to unite, and it will be safer to hold a group."

Now the parasites on the ground are very active, so Jiang Zhao found a hotel and went down from the top floor.The building was extremely quiet, and the doors of some rooms were wide open, and there was blood and broken limbs all over the floor.

She found an empty room and asked Xu Lejia to open the door violently. After the two entered, they blocked the door and rested until dawn.

The sky began to turn white, and bright light came in through the glass window and sprinkled on Jiang Zhao.

She curled up on the sofa, her waist-length black hair covered her body, only half of her delicate face was exposed.The fair and petite jio shrank in, awakened by the light shining on his eyelids.

[Higher: Damn it!Why did Zai Zai wake up! ]

Jiang Zhao yawned and sat up, looking at the clock hanging on the wall of the room.

It's nine o'clock in the morning.

She put on her shoes and woke up Xu Lejia, who was still a little dazed with the raised hair on his head.Jiang Zhao took out a brand new toothbrush and toiletry set and a large bottle of mineral water from the space, went into the bathroom to wash up, and when he came out, Xu Lejia also went in with his hair like a chicken coop.

They all used the toiletries they brought in, and they didn't dare to use the water source of this dungeon.

Who knows what's in the water.

Xu Lejia came out of the bathroom, smelled the aroma in the air, shrugged her nose, and came to the living room to find a table full of food.

The mustard and soy milk are served with meat porridge and meat.

He swallowed: "Sister, you brought all this in?"

"Yeah." Jiang Zhao drank the meat porridge and took a bite of the pure beef buns she made: "If you treat anyone badly, you can't treat your stomach badly." Even if the parasites came to surround her, she would have to fill her stomach first Let's talk.

This space is quite good, there is no time lapse, things are put in and taken out, so Jiang Zhao prepared a lot of food before departure.

Convenient and easy.

Xu Lejia had tasted her cooking, sat down happily, then picked up a meat bun and took two bites.

[Advanced: first-person perspective sharing mode! ! !First-person perspective sharing mode! ! ! ]

[Gao Gao: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ]

[Gao Gao: Damn it, I really want to dig Zai Zai out of the screen and cook for me! ! ]

[Higher: Damn it!Team up to steal cubs! ! ! ]

[Blue Star: I just came from the next door, and the next door is eating compressed biscuits, the difference is huge. ]

[Blue Star: I was in a daze for a while, all in one instance, right?Why do some people eat steamed buns, and some people eat a big meal, laughing to death. ]

[Blue Star: Seeing this makes me hungry, let's get something to eat! ]

After eating and drinking enough, the two rested on the sofa for a while before planning to get up to find someone.

Jiang Zhao glanced at the leaderboard. In just one night, the number of No. 400 jerks has reached 200, and even Yu Jinyuan has reached [-].

"They didn't sleep all night, right?" Xu Lejia exclaimed.

Jiang Zhao walked to the window, opened it and looked out.

Compared with seeing the spooky horror of parasites under the thick night, the daytime is obviously better, although it is not much better, and the whole city has fallen into a deathly silence.

She took out the skateboard and flew Xu Lejia into the air.

In order to prevent the accident like last night from happening again, Xu Lejia contributed his own label props and wrote the word "parasite" on it.

The golden sun shines on the city, but the bright and vibrant light cannot dispel the depression in the city.

Xu Lejia looked down, and there were so many parasites on the street that no living person could see them.He was a little puzzled, and asked in a low voice: "Sister, do you think there are still living aborigines in this dungeon?"

"Probably not." Jiang Zhao narrowed his eyes: "If that rain is really the source of parasites, then I think that the aborigines in this instance should have all become parasites."

"The survivors are probably all players."

Xu Lejia was horrified when he heard this, and clicked his tongue: "The entire aborigines of the dungeon are parasites, that would be too scary..." What a huge number!

Controlled the skateboard to leave the city center, stopped at the edge, randomly found a car with a lot of gas from the side of the road, opened the door violently, and started the car under Jiang Zhaoyi's operation.

"Sister! You are so good, you can do this!" Xu Lejia sat on the co-pilot casually, and said excitedly: "Where did you learn it, teach me!"

Jiang Zhao drove towards the highway, and said in a soft voice, "Just grab a few more cars."

Xu Lejia's smile froze on his face: "???"

Jiang Zhao didn't explain.

She learned these skills in her previous life in the last days, and she forgot who taught them.I only vaguely remember that I was very weak at that time, and because of my good looks, I was often coveted and taken away by others, although in the end, she killed all those people one by one.

Oh, I remembered, it was taught by a sister who worked in an auto repair shop, but that sister didn't escape with her and died at the hands of zombies.

Jiang Zhao's eyes dimmed for a moment, and then quickly retracted.

The navigation on the car can still be used. Enter the place where Yu Jinyuan is. The distance is not too far, more than 500 kilometers. If there is no accident, it should be there in the afternoon.

The car was galloping on the road, raising countless dust.

The author says:

Zai Zai (with a host of parasites: Spruais! Love this surprise!

Pulling contestant: ... Get out! ! !

[I'm a little tired after catching the plane today, so I need to rest more, and I will have more updates tomorrow~ I love you, Jiumi~]

Recommend the pre-received article of Jiyou, it will be opened in April~

"Wear Infinity with Cubs" by Zhengmeng Jun id: 4096845

Also known as: Me and My Injustice Cubs

Tang Yuji used to be a vase star, accidentally traveled to the world of infinite flow, and returned to the original world after clearing the level.

Later, when fame and fortune were gained, and love was consummated, one night she closed and opened, and she was transported into the world of infinite flow.

Unfortunately, her wronged husband didn't follow, but her five-year-old cub instead.

Oh, to correct, the bad luck refers to her opponents.

……

"Awakening Game" is a live broadcast of the game organized by the higher planets. They randomly select the residents of other planets and send them to the planets that are on the verge of collapse to fight each other.

At first they laughed when they saw Tang Yuji holding Zai Zai, and there was even a five-year-old Zai Zai. Could it be that the intelligence brain made a mistake when selecting the planetary powerhouses?

Later, they watched helplessly as the little cub chased the monster with an ax up its head, while Tang Yuji blocked the only exit with a cigarette in her mouth.

Only then did the audience realize that this pair of mother and son-hey, they are too strong!

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