Song Shifeng's 1991

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Since Song Shifeng started this magazine, his enthusiasm for buying clothes has doubled, but besides buying clothes, he has also developed a new hobby, bathing.

After such a period of time, a bathing center suddenly fell from the sky in the county town, blowing up the entire small county town.

If it wasn't just a bath house, who hasn't taken a bath yet?But this is different, have you ever seen a three-story bathhouse?Anyway, Song Shifeng had never seen it.Let's talk about the decoration, the decoration is a heroic style, with golden Roman columns, golden arches, golden half-naked Western beauty sculptures, and the exterior walls are filled with Lao Tzu's high-end, rich, and invincible people.Then there were two young men in uniform who were responsible for pushing the door. As soon as people came, they would bow and say hello and push the door. It was like acting on TV, as if they were superior to others when they went in to take a shower.The glittering outside is enough to attract attention, and the inside is even more incredible. There are all kinds of carpets and crystal chandeliers. You can take a bath, play in the sauna, play mahjong, play billiards, do beauty and massage, drink, sing, and watch short movies. It is said that There are also unspeakable items, which opened the eyes of a bunch of old hats in the county.

This is the bathroom?Is it really a bath house?Why do you turn a bathhouse into a palace? No matter how luxurious it is, isn’t it just a bathing place?That is five yuan, how many lifetimes can a person earn back to install the house money?ill!

Besides, I can take a bath in the bathhouse for [-] cents, and I don’t need to spend [-] cents in summer. It’s a waste of money to spend when I’m sick.

Ordinary people think that five yuan for a bath is already a sky-high price, and it is a waste of money, but when they really go in, they know that five yuan can't even get into a big pool.Taking a shower is expensive.

But there are quite a few people who are sick.

All kinds of bosses who have money but nowhere to spend it can be regarded as a new place to go. If you have nothing to do, invite friends to take a bath, entertain customers to take a bath if you have something to do, and ask for help. If you have anything to say, let’s take a bath first.

Song Shifeng was not exempt from vulgarity.No, this is just a layman, he is sure to be found wherever it is new.

This guy was just curious at the beginning, he was from the city after all, he didn't like the entertainment industry in this small county town before, what kind of discos and roller skating, it was so boring.This bathing center is very fresh. He has never seen such a luxurious bathhouse in Shangyu City. He is so proud, so proud, and he likes it just for this appearance.

He likes this kind of grand and rich feeling, it complements him!

As soon as he entered, Song Shifeng felt that the door to a new world had been opened. Who knew that a small bathhouse could still produce flowers. It was a bit painful to buy a valuable bath ticket, but he went in. He actually just spent the whole day in the bathhouse, is it really worth it?Taking a bath has become the least important thing among them, and I really enjoy it.

Then when he had nothing to do, he would take a bath every now and then, not only by himself, but also with his friends, most of whom were Ping Guanyue and Yang Jiabao.

If you want to say that people’s feelings are really good, taking a bath together seems to be really different. You have seen me walk a bird and I have seen you bare buttocks. After taking off the layer of civilized people, it is more natural to get along with each other.

In fact, the one he wanted to invite the most was his little landlord, Yan Dong, but unfortunately, that guy couldn't come alive. I didn't expect such a big guy to be shy.

No, the three guys soaked in the pool again, what kind of rose bath did they take today, the small pool was almost flooded with rose petals, and the young man in overalls was still pouring petals into the pool.

"Okay, okay, don't fall down." Ping Guanyue couldn't take it anymore, "What rose bath are you ordering, it's not a woman!"

"It's not that you insist on a different one." Song Shifeng raised his chin at the little brother, "Fall, all of them, I spent money."

"Taste this melon, it's quite sweet." Among the three, Yang Jiabao, who was the most at ease among the three, was the one who didn't say a word. When he came in for the first time, he was flat and not surprised by anything, as if he entered the backyard of his house.Song Shifeng smiled when he asked him, obviously not wanting to say more.

"Look at how calm our Yang Zi is, and learn from others." Song Shifeng took two steps and sat down beside Yang Jiabao. The two brothers put his arms around his thin white shoulders, and patted him carelessly, " Really slippery."

"Let go of my beauty, you bastard!" Ping Guanyue rushed over.

"Dropped! The towel fell!"

"Hey, it's quite predictable."

"I'm a real man!"

"Hey, let you pull my towel!"

The three who looked like human beings on the outside stretched out their hands shamelessly and pulled the big towels around their waists.

"Don't move! Hands up!" The door was suddenly kicked open, and two men in police uniforms broke in, shouting sternly.

The three of them were startled while they were playing, and subconsciously raised their hands following the shout, and then the towels that had been pulled loose all rebelled one after another, and the three of them hurriedly grabbed the towels again, and suddenly the pool became a mess again.

"What about you, hands! Hands up!"

The three in the water looked like water ghosts, Ping Guanyue reacted and tied a towel around his waist while saying unhappily, "Comrade police, we are taking a bath."

"Bath? I don't think it's just for bathing!" The policeman grimaced, grabbed a piece of clothing and threw it in front of them, "The woman in the middle, put it on quickly, you have to do something, you're blind That face my parents gave me!"

Yang Jiabao blinked, who are you talking about?me?

"Hurry up, I'm ashamed now! What did you do long ago!" The policeman who turned his face away from him was full of hatred.

Yang Jiabao was tongue-tied, "I'm not a woman."

"Stop making excuses..." The little policeman just finished speaking halfway, Yang Jiabao stood up abruptly, "Comrade policeman, I'm a man."

Ping Guanyue, who was originally very unhappy to be disturbed, laughed and twitched, and the pool splashed when he shot it.

"That's right, he's really a man." Song Shifeng suppressed his smile, "We were joking just now, comrade policeman, you really misunderstood."

"Yangzi, hurry up and show the police your ID card." Ping Guanyue said with a smile.

"Who takes an ID card when taking a shower." Yang Jiabao couldn't laugh or cry, no, can't my upper body prove my gender?Do you still have to get naked?

"Why are you dawdling, catching a prostitute, it takes so much effort!" A man in a police uniform walked in amidst a sharp voice, with a look of impatience on his face.

Song Shifeng stared at him nonchalantly, wondering why this face looked familiar?Where have you seen it?But I can't remember it for a while.But can you encounter it on the street?

"Fu Dui, I have a problem." The little policeman explained with a little embarrassment, "These three are men."

Dui Fu's face was full, and his eyes swiped over. It wasn't the three men, each with a flat chest like an airport. He glared at the little policeman, and then said to the three of them, "Performing official duties, thank you for your cooperation." .”

Ping Guanyue rolled his eyes, "Next time, please investigate thoroughly before breaking in."

Fu Dui nodded almost arrogantly, and suddenly glanced at Song Shifeng again, as if he came suddenly, he left cleanly.

After everyone had left, the three of them sat back in the pool dumbfounded. Suddenly, a thought popped into Song Shifeng's mind, and he broke out in a cold sweat, "It's him!"

"what?"

"It's the Fu team just now, he..." Song Shifeng said halfway, looked around before whispering, "He is." He was still muttering in his heart, are you so arrogant now?Also mixed into the national team?

"Ah? How is that possible? Isn't that the police?" Yang Jiabao looked disbelieving.

"Who said that?" Ping Guanyue was puzzled.

"You don't care who said it, he's a ruthless person anyway, don't offend him." Song Shifeng reminded them.

"Where did you hear the rumors? They only fooled you, so you should smack him." Ping Guanyue laughed and laughed, "Song Shifeng, Song Shifeng, you are also stupid sometimes."

Song Shifeng became impatient, "What do you mean, stop laughing and say it quickly."

"That's Fu Pengcheng, the newly transferred deputy captain of the criminal police. His parents are both big leaders in the city. They are the second generation of Genzheng Miao Hongquan. He graduated from the Public Security University, and the cases he solved in his hands spread all over the world. Just let him I don't know how many people have been caught. Although I don't want to see him, but I have to be fair, anyone can be him, but he is absolutely impossible." Ping Guanyue looked at the sink, "Who are you asking? Fooled? Still, hahaha."

"You know him?"

"It's not acquaintance. I, Brother Lu, are friends with him. This man has a bad temper, and his eyes are on the top of his head, which is very annoying." He looked at Song Shifeng, "Who told you that he is?"

Song Shifeng rolled his eyes, "The dog said it!" He was really mad at him, cooperating with Lu Ting was just teasing him that day!It made him fearful for several days, thanks to him trusting him so much...

No, the more I think about it, the angrier I get, I won't wash it anymore, I'll go to him.

Song Shifeng left his two friends behind and ran away, blocking Lu Ting in his office, and almost died of anger in the end.

"Did I say something about him?" Lu Ting looked at him innocently and tolerantly, "You have too much imagination. This is a unique advantage and disadvantage of you young people. Don't be like this in the future."

"Is it all my fault for co-authoring?"

"Could it be my fault?" Lu Ting said again, seeing that he was so angry that he laughed like a pufferfish, "It's okay, I'm just teasing you, and I'm taking it seriously."

"Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu, you are really good." Song Shifeng bit the root, "Do you know that your joke made me bring a screwdriver to work every day?" He said, and slapped the shining screwdriver from his bag on the table .

Lu Ting couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

It's not that he has no sympathy, it's really, it's so funny, he really didn't expect his joke to be so powerful.A little guilty, but really funny.

Song Shifeng just looked at him smiling with a sullen face, without blinking, and just looked at him like that until Lu Ting couldn't smile anymore.

"Mr. Lu, I regard you as a friend, but what do you regard me as? A clown?"

Lu Ting coughed dryly, "It's just a joke among friends, and I'm still angry. By the way, I have a ticket to Hong Kong City, just for you."

"Do I need your ticket?"

"Why is Boss Song short of air tickets? It's not that I want to give it to you, so let's just treat it as an apology."

"Forget about the air ticket, as you owe me once." Song Shifeng reluctantly said.

"It's worth more than a plane ticket." Lu Ting smiled, with a tolerant tone, "Well, even if I owe you once, really, I'm stupid and I owe it to others."

"I was stupid, I believed your nonsense!" Song Shifeng achieved his goal and withdrew in seconds.

He really came to settle accounts?Of course not, what can he do if he is teased by someone who can't afford it?get back?But letting him just admit it like this is really frustrating.That's why I made such a one-off agreement, not for any benefit, just to express my dissatisfaction.

Didn't you see that he didn't even ask for that ticket?We can't buy it casually!

On the second day of the bathing incident, Song Shifeng dressed up as usual and went to work, but the police station called before the chair was hot.

Why is the Public Security Bureau looking for him?He didn't prostitute or prostitute!Listen carefully, good guy, it turned out that he was asked to bring money to the police station to collect people.

After paying the fine and going through the formalities, Yan Dong came out of it with his mouth tightly pursed for a while, with a gloomy expression on his face.

"I said you're really good, kid. If you don't come to the sauna with me, you think I'm not exciting enough." Song Shifeng patted him on the shoulder, shamelessly embarrassed him, "You said you like this one a long time ago , your brother, how can I wrong you?"

"Don't talk nonsense, it's not what you think!" Yan Dong couldn't stand him grinning when he opened his mouth, and didn't want him to misunderstand, "Gangzi forced me to come here, and we didn't do anything."

"I didn't do anything. If I did, I could let you out so easily?" Song Shifeng rolled his eyes at him, "Don't use Gangzi as an excuse, why can't I pull you, and Gangzi pulled you here? You If you don't want to come, he can pull you?"

"You..." Yan Dong was very depressed. Originally, he couldn't give birth to lotus flowers, so he didn't know where to explain it, but he had to explain, "We just watched the video in the room. Now, I didn't know that video was a third-rate movie, who knows who played it."

Speaking of it, he felt wronged and flustered. He really didn't want to do anything bad. Even the video was just because Gangzi wanted to watch it.

But he couldn't explain this to Song Shifeng, so in the end he could only hold back and listen to him laughing all the way.

Speaking of which, he shouldn't have asked Song Shifeng to take care of this matter, but when the police asked him to notify his family members to pay the fine, he gave Song Shifeng a call by mistake. To be honest, there was still a faint unspeakable joy in his heart .

Maybe this is the only time in this life that he can be justified as his family member, even if he sees the most embarrassing side.

But the ideal is very full, but now there is only a skinny feeling. No matter how positive I was when I signed the contract, I regret it now. I regret it so much that I want to hit the wall.

"If you're really panicking, find a girlfriend as soon as possible, so as not to cause trouble." Song Shifeng said earnestly, "Didn't your second sister-in-law tell you to introduce someone to you? Go back and find her."

"Hurry up and shut up." It's really painful to poke somewhere, and it won't let people live.

"Don't let people talk about it." Song Shifeng shook his head, "I can't help my father."

Yan Dong couldn't take it anymore, turned his head and ran away.

He was afraid that something unpredictable would happen if he didn't leave, such as blocking his endlessly irritating mouth with his mouth!