Song Shifeng's 1991

Song Shifeng turned his head to avoid the glare of the flashlight, and shook his own flashlight, and saw one tall and one short.

Song Shifeng turned his head to avoid the glare of the flashlight, and saw two young men, one tall and one short, standing three meters away, their expressions unclear, but they were definitely not friendly.

"What's the matter?" He took a step back cautiously, and the flashlight in the short man's hand was inseparable as if he had recognized him.

"It's nothing serious." The tall man took two steps forward, and then saw a cold light flashing in his hand, which seemed to be some kind of sharp weapon.

Song Shifeng's heart was chilled, they actually had knives.That person was just trying to shake things around like the people in Hong Kong and Taiwan movies, but his movements were not smooth enough, so he almost threw him out.

The tall man with a knife raised his chin and said the same lines as those in Hong Kong and Taiwan movies, "It's just that my brother is a bit out of touch, so I will borrow some money from you."

Everyone knows what it means to borrow or not, Song Shifeng's heart sank.Blackmail, and possibly a novice.But the more this kind of raw melon egg, the more careful he is, he doesn't understand anything, and he can do anything in a hurry.

He cursed in his heart, I'm going to be so poor that I'm begging for food, how can I have money to give you a confession!

This kind of person has to be scared or bribed. Now it is impossible to spend money to avoid disasters, but let him fight hard. His own family knows his own affairs, let alone two, he may not be able to win even one.All he had left was his lips.

A layer of cold sweat broke out on Song Shifeng's forehead, and he tried his best to use his brain. He had never been able to think so fast in his life.

"I still think it's a big deal, isn't it just money? It's easy to say." No matter what he was thinking, he put on a sincere smile in the blink of an eye, and took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket. Man, I didn’t hit me with a sap or threaten to unload my arms and legs, I’m here to thank you. By the way, that brother with the flashlight, I’m going blind, don’t take pictures.”

As he spoke, he took two steps forward with a smile, "Come here, smoke a cigarette first. I, Song Shifeng, don't say anything else, so I can make friends easily. If my friends don't spend money, I can still watch?"

As soon as the beautiful words were said, the cigarettes were passed up, and the flashlights of the two little hooligans drooped down, and the other hand couldn't help but catch the cigarettes that were passed up.

The cigarette was picked up smoothly, but it was wrong to pick it up, should I let go of the next cruel words or not?The two novices, who seemed to be doing business for the first time, hesitated for a while.

Just like that, Song Shifeng suddenly became confident, followed by a groan, lit the lighter, lit it for himself first, and then threw the lighter at them, "No fire? Brother has."

There is smoke, and the fire is connected, and it seems timid not to light it.The two looked at each other and silently lit a cigarette, but one took a sip while the other held it in his hand.

"Brother thinks cigarettes are not good?" Song Shifeng took a puff, squinted his eyes, and said with a frown, "It's not very good, brother, I can only smoke this now, let's make do with it, and wait for brother to get the money to buy good cigarettes." Draw us."

"You, a coal boss, can't afford good cigarettes?" Those who don't smoke don't believe it, "Don't cry poor with us."

"I'm not poor, who says I'm poor?" Song Shifeng hurriedly said, "How can I be poor as a coal boss? That's not a joke? Right? By the way, what do you call the two brothers?"

"What do you call us, since you have money, hurry up and leave the ink."

"Brother, I don't want ink marks either, isn't it just a matter of money?" Song Shifeng took a puff of cigarette, his face was calm, but he was thinking of words all over the world, "I really want to give it to my brothers, I will save you as much as you like." Don’t you think so? But I’ve put all my money into mines. Didn’t you see that I can’t even live in a hotel now? I can’t afford it. Hey, the brothers stopped me and they must have already known my situation. Is what I’m telling you the truth? For sure."

As soon as the two of them heard him say that they had no money and were in a hurry, Song Shifeng said immediately, "But I can't let the brothers work for nothing. Give me some face. Let's go drinking and treat them as friends." Said Then, Song Shifeng gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and boldly went up to grab the shoulders of the two of them.

The one who hadn't spoken all this time was caught upright, and he was a little dazed, but the other one avoided it, "Stop doing this."

"Where am I going?" Song Shifeng hugged one person tightly, as if he had taken a hostage. He seemed to have a sense of security in his heart, and he continued to look at the other and said sincerely, "Listen to the accent, you are all locals, and I am a foreigner. Can I make you strong? Besides, you know my unit, I can’t run away from the temple if I run away as a monk, what are you afraid of? It’s me who is afraid.”

It seems to think about it too?The two of them were a little dizzy from his wild talk, but they always felt that something was wrong from the eyes.

Song Shifeng continued to flicker, "Let's go, is it possible that I can still give you sweat medicine? Erniang Sun is the one who wants to eat human flesh buns. Look at the three of us, we are all old men, no one knows how to make buns."

"Who said, I will." The dwarf said suddenly.

Song Shifeng patted him on the shoulder, and his tone was exaggerated, "Hey, I can't see that there are still talents here, amazing! Don't look at me, but you don't know, once cooking is sure to be a mess, my mother will Say that I have a grudge against the kitchen, don't even think about eating a whole meal in this life. By the way, what else will you do?"

"Dumplings, pies, pimple soup." The short man said naively.

"You're just blowing those three tricks, shut up and don't be ashamed." The tall man was unhappy and stared.

"It seems that brother, you are a capable person, do you know how to stew meat?" Song Shifeng blinked his eyes, looking like a gluttonous foodie.

"His stewed meat is delicious. He cooks in their family, and there is nothing he can't do." The young man seemed to be excited, and said it happily, "Not only is the stewed meat delicious, but it also gives everyone a good taste." Can fry sweet potato leaves to taste good, my brother is born with good ability, many people say that my brother can be a good cook."

"According to what you say, it's definitely possible, so why didn't you do it?"

"He thinks being a cook is useless, and women are the only ones around the pot."

"Shut up, no one will think you're dumb." The knife wielder told him to shut up angrily, and the boss stared at him, but he wasn't scary at all.

"That's what you said, and I didn't say it nonsense."

"That didn't make you beep all over the place."

The two of them were about to pick themselves up, Song Shifeng secretly cheered, and it would be best if they could fight.It's a pity that after a few quarrels, there was no more content, so he had no choice but to take up the conversation and start to be a good person, "Okay, let's go to Sister Qiu's place for a drink. Sister Qiu, you know that pork and green onion dumplings are full of oil when bitten down. That's a fragrance."

"What's that fragrant? It's not as delicious as my brother's. You only know what dumplings are after eating my brother's."

"Hey, then you are really lucky, I want to taste what you said." Song Shifeng followed suit, "I think we hit it off, and it's midnight. Let's go for a drink to keep you warm. People can freeze to death outside. "

After talking, he pushed the two of them to the village, making friends while walking, from the delicious food nearby to the delicious food in the county, it was full of enthusiasm. Picked up all over.

He was babbling, and shouting desperately in his heart: Come on, come on, come on!

But I don't know if it was too cold or it was too late, but I didn't meet anyone along the way, which made me want to cry.

It's okay, there is still a small restaurant, there must be people there.

He forced himself to comfort himself.

In the end, when he finally reached the gate of the restaurant, an iron general dealt him the heaviest blow.

"Why is the door closed?" Song Shifeng's heart was bleeding, but he said, "What a disappointment."

"Why don't you go to your house." The tall and fierce man looked at Song Shifeng and said with a bit of naivety, "Your house has a bar."

"There must be, isn't it?" The short man looked eagerly, as if he was bullying if he said no.

To have, or not to have, that is the question.

Song Shifeng struggled, and Da Dong's forehead sweated layer after layer. He neither wanted to lure wolves into the house nor to waste all previous efforts. He turned eight hundred times in his mind but nothing happened.

When Tuqiong saw him, he didn't have a dagger, so he had no choice but to seek death.

"You won't be reluctant to let our brothers drink it." The short man's tone was even more aggrieved.

"Who wants to drink?" Suddenly, a voice that did not belong to the three people appeared out of thin air.

savior!Song Shifeng's eyes were scary.

A tall young man stepped out from the shadows, with his hands tucked into the sleeves of his military coat, it wasn't Yan Dong.By the way, there is also that sleek big yellow dog.

I saw him standing still unhurriedly, looking at those two, "Would you like to go to my house?"

"Yan Laosi, mind your own business." Hanhan's tall man's tone became worse, and he tensed up.

"Dong Datou, Li Sibao, my friend's head was slaughtered, that's not very authentic." Yan Dong had a smile on his face, a posture that was easy to talk and discuss.

Just such a sentence, I don't know where they hit their pain point, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

The two little hooligans were nervous, and Song Shifeng also became nervous without knowing it, but Yan Dong still held his hands loosely, as if he didn't realize that he would have to fight if he said any more words.

The naivety on the tall man's face has long since disappeared, and the facial features are still the same, but it gives people a very comfortable feeling of disgust, and the knife is back in his hand again.

The short man trembled inconspicuously, and quietly drew an iron rod with thick fingers from his cuff.

Song Shifeng stepped back quietly, looked left and right, and picked up half a brick on the ground.

"Are you sure you want to do it?" Yan Dong stretched out his arms to move around, "It's okay to lose the old rules."

It seems that this old rule is very scary. The two local ruffians who were about to play ruthlessly just went back, and the big man slammed on the ground, "You can do it, I am unlucky."

The two hooligans quickly disappeared into the night, as abruptly as they appeared.Song Shifeng was still holding the brick in his hand, but the person had disappeared.

When the danger was lifted, Song Shifeng was overjoyed at first, but then he was overwhelmed by various emotions mixed with embarrassment and fear of embarrassment and embarrassment.

Only now did he realize that those two guys were pretending!Pretend to be a novice, pretend to be stupid!

He was also thinking that his level of fooling was getting higher and higher, the bad guys were almost making him limp, and it was those two who kept fooling him!

It happened to make people watch the whole audience.

He stood motionless against the wall, praying to God to let him disappear in place for 1 minute.

Too embarrassing.

He was annoyed by himself, that Yan Daxia who shot to break the illusion and scare away the bad guys was still very inconsiderate, poking people's feet with his mouth, "Song Shifeng, you have been talking to them for a long time, why didn't you see who those two bastards are? Stuff?" Yan Dong shook his head, with his hands in his sleeves, he didn't know what to say about you, "I've been with you all this time, and I heard you talking non-stop, as if everything was under control, don't you think Bad guys have slops in their heads, don’t they?”

Song Shifeng was about to die of depression. This one even made sarcastic remarks, but what he said was right, so he could only grit his back molars fiercely, "How do I know they are playing tricks on me? I have become a master of acting." After finishing speaking He glanced at Yan Dong on the opposite side again, and decided not to be cheeky and self-deprecating, "Look at the funny jokes I made all the way."

"If I really read the joke, I should wait for them to peel off your skin before coming out." Yan Dong smiled. He wanted to remind him a long time ago, but he just thought that Song Shifeng, who was so confident and self-satisfied, was so funny. I accidentally watched it for a while.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that I am not a good person.

Regardless of whether people read the joke or not, it is true that they saved him once, "Anyway, thank you, I will treat you to a drink another day."

"Then you have to drink good wine. I'll be your savior anyway."

"Maotai is enough!" Song Shifeng didn't care about anything, and blew the cow out first.After finishing speaking, he couldn't help muttering again, "Today I really lost my adulthood."

"Not really, those two are habitual offenders, pretending to be naive, I don't know how many drivers who come to transport coal are in the aisle, you are fine."

When Song Shifeng heard that there was someone more embarrassing than himself, he suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with him, at least he had nothing to lose, right?Thinking about it this way, everyone became clear, and said, "It seems that I am not the most unlucky. By the way, when did you come back? I see that your house has been locked for several days. What did you do?"

"Sports car, I ran into you just after I came back." Yan Dong said.

"Oh, truck driver, I can't tell, you're the cleanest truck driver." The ones he's seen are pretty dirty anyway.

"I thank you for complimenting me."

"Hey." Song Shifeng smiled and asked curiously, "By the way, what are your old rules? I think they are quite scared."

"If you lose, you'll run around the town naked and shout that I'm a pig." Yan Dong said solemnly.

Song Shifeng laughed out loud when he thought about the scene.

"They ran three times," he went on.

"Are they really running?" It looks like they are not keeping their promises, can they run?

"The dog is chasing after him, do you want to run or not?"

"It must be yours." Song Shifeng smiled, "Didn't you say you don't bite people?"

"They don't know." Yan Dong didn't hide his pride.

Song Shifeng looked at the dog next to Yan Dong and wanted to flirt with him. After all, he had indirectly saved him once, but before he even touched Yan Dong, the dog bared his teeth and let out a mouthful.

"Ah!" Song Shifeng raised his hand, subconsciously taking a step back.

"Rhubarb is not allowed to be touched casually." Yan Dong pulled the dog back and said solemnly, "It recognizes life."

Song Shifeng tugged at his mouth, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.