Song Shifeng's 1991

I didn't pee, you did

By the time Song Shifeng packed up his things and returned to Yan Dong's place, it was already midnight, and he fell asleep and didn't bother to wash his face, he was really sleepy.

Sleeping in a daze, I always feel like I have forgotten something, and I fell asleep before I had time to think about it.

Finally got a good night's sleep.

All night, the room was clean and fresh, there were no more smelly socks flying around and the smell of smoky feet, and the air seemed to be warm and sweet.

Suddenly, a cold wind started blowing from nowhere, and Song Shifeng felt his head was cold.

Why is it so cold?He stuck his head in the bed in a daze, and continued to sleep.

"Dang--"

"Dang bang bang—"

Right next to the ear, there was a clanging sound one after another, like Tang Seng's magic spell, and the magic sound pierced Song Shifeng's good sleep like chicken feathers on the ground.

"Who! You're looking for death!" Song Shifeng sat up from the bed suddenly, picked up the pillow with his eyes closed, and threw it at it.Its hair was bristling, like a big rooster that was irritated, and it was about to jump up and peck the dead bastard to death.

"Wang!"

Song Shifeng's whole body trembled, dog!How come there is a dog!

He saw a big furry head smashed in front of his face, and the wet tip of his nose was only a slap away from him.

It is so close that as long as it is willing, it depends on its mood whether you want to add a bite or take a bite.

Not far away, there was an iron basin on the ground, and it was obvious that the sound came from it. As for how it sounded, Song Shifeng didn't care for a while.

"Get out!" He flicked his arm to push the dog's head away, and subconsciously stepped back, forgetting that he was on the bed, and fell into the quilt all of a sudden, revealing his upturned butt wearing only boxers.

Then I felt the heat in my ass.

"what--"

broken!

Yan Dong, who had just bought breakfast from the outside, ran inside, rhubarb wouldn't bite Song Shifeng!

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Rhubarb's two hooves on the edge of the bed, staring at the opposite side; Song Shifeng, who had just screamed, stared, leaning against the wall shirtless, the quilt was messed up on his body, half of his legs were exposed, and he was holding a bag in his hand. Holding a tea mug, ready to go.

Fortunately, okay, there was no bloodshed.

"Dahuang, come here." He hurriedly greeted Gouzi who was obviously bullying.

Rhubarb ran over, wagging his tail and showing off to him, as if to say, look, I caught a thief!

"You're going to cause trouble for me!" He gave Gouzi a hard look, raised his toes lightly, and made a kicking motion, "Get out."

Da Huang ran out quickly, but didn't leave, just squatted at the door like a door god.

Yan Dong stepped forward in three steps and two steps, looked up and down, "Well, are you okay?"

"Something's wrong! It almost bit me!" Song Shifeng bit his back molars and was about to die of rage, even if he knew that he was just licked just now, he was terribly angry. This stinky dog ​​was just scaring him!Can't get along with him!

"I'm sorry, I forgot to pick it up last night. Today it ran back by itself, so I didn't bother to tell it. It scared you. I apologize to you for it, and blame me this time."

"No, I have to go back. I can't stand you dog." He got out of bed, grabbed his shirt and put it on his body. Pull back the big box.

That ass is really up.

Cough, I went astray, I went astray.

"It's cold, hurry up and get dressed and come out to eat, and we'll talk after dinner." Yan Dong didn't say anything about whether to go or not, but walked out while talking, not knowing what was in his heart, so he wanted to avoid going out, and turned around Thinking about it again, I'm not a girl, so how can I avoid suspicion?

"Don't eat!" I was so scared that I was full.

He gritted his teeth in his clothes, he hadn't been in such a mess since he was ten years old!It's unbearable for a mad dog to scare his face into shame!I must subdue him!

Well, before subduing the vicious dog, he had to take out the quilt to dry, because the water in the tub next to the bed was all sprinkled on the bed.

Now don't tell me where to live at night.Of course he won't go, he won't go!

It was only when I was cleaning up that I noticed some dark marks on the sheets. Song Shifeng was so angry that he wanted to catch the vicious dog and beat him up, it was so annoying.

Be sure to give it an awesome look!

"Wetting the bed?"

"You peed!"

"I pissed, I pissed." Yan Dong widened his angry eyes and coaxed him back, "I just taught Rhubarb a lesson, and he knew he was wrong. Look, I will apologize to you. Your prime minister can hold it Boat, just forgive it this time." After speaking, he gestured to Da Huang, and Da Huang put his two front hooves on very forcefully, bowing.

Song Shifeng sneered, and threw the knife at the dog, wait, dead dog, let's see how I deal with you!

When Rhubarb grinned, Song Shifeng was extremely suspicious that he was being laughed at.

Dead dog!

"Eat and eat, if you don't eat, it will be cold." Yan Dong stopped the two pairs of dead eyes with a headache.

"Don't eat!" Song Shifeng glared at him.

Yan Dong didn't care at all, and directly pushed him on the stool without persuading him, put the things on the table and picked up a big bun first, and started to eat.

He said he wouldn't eat it, but when the hot bean curd buns were in front of him, Song Shifeng gave in without willpower. The reason was very legitimate. If you don't give people face, you have to give face to food, and you can't waste food.

"How about drinking hot pepper soup tomorrow morning? How about serving it with scallion pancakes and a leek box?" Yan Dong asked with a smile.

"Wouldn't fried buns be the perfect match?"

"Then boil the buns."

"Pull it down, it's not sold at all, who are you coaxing?" There are only two people who buy rice in the morning, one is millet porridge buns, and the other is tofu fried dough sticks. How can there be fried buns in spicy soup?

"I'll coax you." Yan Dong yelled after drinking the last mouthful of tofu nao, "Anyway, you just wait and eat."

Song Shifeng glanced at him, "Are you apologizing for it?"

"Yeah." He answered neatly, and it's only natural for a dog to cause trouble and the owner to take care of it.

"Okay." He smiled, magnanimous and free and easy, as for what was on his mind, only he knew.

"By the way, you can't run into my room again at night." Before leaving, he pointed his chin at the dog and asked suddenly.

"rest assured."

As soon as Song Shifeng left, Yan Dong licked the dog and rubbed it, "Rhubarb, I will discuss with you, can I not trouble the new brother?"

"Aww—" Gouzi rolled his tongue and licked his hand.

"You can't go to his room to scare him in the morning, understand?"

"Aww—" He continued to lick.

"Be good, brother will give you chicken."

"Aww—" still licking.

"Brother knows that you are the most sensible." He unilaterally concluded with his wet hands.

As a result, Da Huang, who was praised as the most sensible, nestled at Song Shifeng's door early the next morning, motionless, and he didn't enter the house.

Song Shifeng was so angry that he hadn't troubled the dead dog yet, but it came again?Is it because he is easy to bully or something?

Or just look at him as a bully.In fact, Rhubarb seems to be a bully to everyone, and he is the king of dogs in the village. The characteristics of the dog in the village: protect the food, protect the master, and guard the house.

When a stranger comes to the house, of course it wants to keep an eye on him. Of course, it doesn't feel that it is bullying him at all.

The master asked him to be more polite, it didn't even enter the door.

Rhubarb didn't do anything, just lay on the doorway, refusing to budge.

Song Shifeng really wanted to kick this stinky thing to the sky, but he lifted his foot and put it down angrily. There will only be two consequences for this kick, being bitten and losing friends.

Why is Yan Dong so precious to this stinky dog? He has seen it before, and when he scolds him, it is like scolding his son.If he dared to kick, this boat of friendship would capsize at any time, absolutely no discussion.

He couldn't really turn against Yan Dong because of a dog, but for a while, he really didn't think of a way to cure the dog without being discovered, so he had to lure him to surrender first.

Song Shifeng grabbed a handful of the five-spice beef jerky Chen Tiejun gave him from the house, threw a piece into his mouth, and put the rest on the floor, smiling warmly, "I'll eat it for you."

Rhubarb got up lazily, sniffed it condescendingly, and then lay down again.

Song Shifeng was so angry, "You are eating."

Da Huang looked up at him, his eyes seemed to be looking at the mentally handicapped.

Song Shifeng felt that if he died someday, he would definitely be pissed off by this shit. If you don't eat such delicious beef jerky, you want to go to heaven!

"Didn't I tell Rhubarb not to eat things given by others." Yan Dong said, putting the beef jerky on the ground into the dog bowl, "And it doesn't eat the ground beef, either hold it and feed it, or he put it in his bowl. "

Why don't you come to the table!The dog is still so hypocritical.

Fortunately, the end result was good. Rhubarb bowed his head and ate his beef jerky. Yan Dong smiled and explained, "He won't trouble you after eating your meat. Rhubarb has a good reputation."

"I hope." Song Shifeng was not that optimistic.

Song Shifeng and Gouzi have entered a delicate stage of peaceful coexistence, and the price is a handful of spiced beef jerky every morning.Yes, you read that right, every day, the habitual offender of highway robbery.

This dog is really a monkey spirit, a handful of beef jerky, no more, no less than six, and one less can block the door and prevent you from leaving. Everyone says that it is like its owner, but why didn't he see that Yan Dong is such a monkey? Refined? !

Well, he has already decided to move out next month when he gets his salary. As a coal boss, he is robbed by dogs every day. I am not threatened by this!