Reservoir Dogs

Fu Jingsan knew without asking, Zhang Qiankun must have sold him.

After Huo Yunjiang's self-introduction was over, they exchanged a long kiss in the afterglow of the setting sun in a tacit understanding with each other who "just met".

Fu Jingsan didn't ask why he came after him, and Huo Yunjiang didn't ask where he was going.In short, the two cars were speeding further away. When they arrived at the next bustling city, Huo Yunjiang ignored his objection and sold the second-hand car that had been with him for four months.

He was so angry that he ignored Huo Yunjiang for two hours; when he was about to speak, the first thing he said was: "Did you come to me just to sell my car? What an asshole."

"No, I came to you to get my things back." Huo Yunjiang said.

"Huh? What is yours, why don't you tell me?"

Fu Jingsan guessed that with the calm and shameless style that men are used to, he would probably say "you".

But Huo Yunjiang didn’t, he smiled—since he finished his self-introduction without embellishment, he kept smiling with his lips pursed, as if insane—glanced at the young co-pilot, and said, “I secretly Take your ID card and open a bank card."

"?"

"Then store all my property in it."

"???"

"This car and the money on my body are still borrowed from someone, and I will have to pay back double."

"..." Fu Jingsan rolled her eyes, "I don't need to open a bank account in person??"

"It's always possible to figure it out."

"Do you want to get back the money deposited in my bank card?"

"I don't want to take it back," Huo Yunjiang said, "You can just support me."

"........."

"Are you still mad at me for selling your car? The main reason is that the car is too broken, otherwise you can sell my car."

Fu Jingsan didn't speak, and looked out the window of the co-pilot with a stern face.

"Then how can you not be angry?"

He thought for a while, and when he saw the sign with "Qiaocheng" written on Gaolu, he said, "You take the co-pilot."

"can."

So they changed seats in the next service area and became Fu Jingsan driving; Huo Yunjiang sat beside him listening to music with his legs crossed, lazily basking in the sun.

— There is no blank space between them.

Fu Jingsan had heard that there was a waterfall in the wilderness near Qiaocheng, but he couldn't remember who he heard it from; but according to common sense, it was probably Zhang Qiankun.

So after taking the driver's seat, he drove in the direction of Qiaocheng without saying a word, all the way through the urban area, ate two bowls of small noodles on the side of the street, and bought a lot of food and drink to fill up the backup Box, and then go deeper.

But now, at six o'clock in the morning, the grass and trees were covered with morning dew, and the sun had not yet appeared behind the clouds; they were lost in a yellow field overgrown with weeds.

He was irritable because he was lost, and Huo Yunjiang asked several times where he wanted to go before he said that he wanted to see the waterfall.

Huo Yunjiang was smoking a cigarette, lowering his head to operate his mobile phone: "... Qiaocheng doesn't have a waterfall."

"Yes, I remember it."

"have you been there?"

"No."

"I've checked, and it's really not there." Huo Yunjiang said, "There is a movie called "The Waterfall of Qiaocheng"."

"..." Fu Jing san patted the steering wheel, annoyed because he made a mistake, "Fuck."

Their car ran out of gas, and the location was terribly remote, and it would take the towing company three hours to arrive at the fastest.Huo Yunjiang put away his cell phone, opened the car door and said, "Go for a walk, I'm tired from sitting."

The cold wind was blowing into the car, they were unlucky today, they encountered a cloudy day in early spring, the air was humid and cold, Fu Jingsan was shivered by the blow.

He got out of the car irritably, tugged at the hem of his clothes and wrapped it up vigorously, without thinking about zipping it up.

Huo Yunjiang leaned on the hood of the car and looked into the distance, and said, "Why do you think there are waterfalls in this hilly area?"

"You don't care about me? I think I'll come if you want, what's the problem?" Fu Jingsan said arrogantly, "Give me a cigarette."

The man handed him cigarettes and fire as he said, and said: "There are no residential houses around, it seems."

"so what?"

"can do."

There was a strong wind in the wilderness, Fu Jingsan managed to light the fire, but before he could light it, he was startled by the man's words and accidentally let out a breath, blowing out the fire.He squinted at Huo Yunjiang unhappily. The man looked indifferent, squinting slightly in the strong wind, as if he was concentrating on looking into the distance.

Anyway, I just can't see it, such a person can think of "doing" anytime and anywhere, and say it openly.

Fu Jing wiped the lighter several times, but still failed to light the cigarette in his mouth; he simply turned sideways, raised his hand to hook Huo Yunjiang's neck, and forced him to bow his head towards him.

Two cigarettes meet, and the fire spreads to another cigarette.

Fu Jingsan took two sharp puffs, took the cigarette out of his mouth after successfully borrowing the fire, and said, "It's freezing to death."

"As you said earlier, we should have bought two coats downtown."

"You're so annoying, can you stop complaining, complaining woman?" Fu Jingsan frowned and said, "You don't have any spare clothes in the car?"

"There's a blanket."

"Where?"

"Backseat."

"Oh." Fu Jingsan shrank her neck, ran to the back seat with a wretched appearance, opened the car door and took out the blanket.The blanket was a bit thin, but it was big. He shook it off with one hand, and draped it over his body with a flick of his wrist.

"When will the oil be delivered..." he said.

"Three hours later." Huo Yunjiang finally withdrew his gaze and turned to look at him, "Will you cover me?"

"There is only one, how can I give it to you?"

"That's it." Huo Yunjiang suddenly took the blanket off his body and put it on his shoulders.

"Hey……"

"Come here." Then he circled Fu Jingsan's waist and brought him into his arms.

"...It's so disgusting, I can't take it anymore." Fu Jingsan said.

Huo Yunjiang leaned against the hood of the car, he leaned against Huo Yunjiang, a blanket just wrapped them both up.The man rested his chin on his shoulder and said in his ear, "Do you want to do it?"

"Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it."

"There's nothing else to do anyway," Huo Yunjiang said, "It's boring to wait, so why not find something to do."

"........."

"Just kidding." Huo Yunjiang said, rubbing his lips against his cheek.

Fu Jingsan took the cigarette away from his mouth, turned his head and gave him a wanton kiss.

The sky is gray, as if it is about to fall into the night, and it seems to be about to dawn.But it doesn't matter what kind, Fu Jingsan tilted her head and kissed very seriously; while the other party was more like teasing than expressing love, deliberately making it lingering, with sweet desires.

When the kiss was close, Fu Jingsan said vaguely, "Well...then have you seen "The Waterfall of Qiaocheng"?"

Huo Yunjiang murmured back with the same feeling: "No..."

"Hey, there is no waterfall, let's turn around and head north." Fu Jingsan said when the lips finally loosened.

"What are you doing north?"

"I want to see the waterfall."

"It's better to go west to see the desert."

Fu Jingsan didn't know what to do in the desert, so he gave him a sideways look in disgust.But the two of them separated a little, and the cold wind blew in.Huo Yunjiang hugged him tighter, the youth's soft hair rested on the tip of his nose, itching badly: "It's time for you to cut your hair."

"Are there any scissors in the car?"

"……Have."

"Then let go, I'll cut it now."

Huo Yunjiang narrowed his eyes and asked after a pause, "Shall I cut it for you?"

He nodded in agreement as soon as he was in a trance, without thinking too much.

The blanket was meticulously wrapped around his neck by Huo Yunjiang, and he sat on the stone beside the road, lowered his head and let the other party fiddle with it: "Don't cut it too ugly."

"I try my best."

He couldn't see the man behind him, but he heard some smiles from the short words.Before he could warn any more, the scissors clicked very close to the back of his head.Huo Yunjiang cut it carefully, with strands of hair sliding di.jiu.zww.C..O..M..ninth Chinese Network to his shoulders; he was a little nervous at first, and it took about 5 minutes for him to relax.

"Come over a little bit."

He did as he said, looking down at his hands: "...why didn't you tell me to go back."

"Why did I call you back?"

"What about your business that goes up and down millions of dollars every minute?"

"I'm out of money," Huo Yunjiang said in a tone of blame, "Didn't it be agreed that you will support me?"

"When did you say yes?"

"It was said a long time ago."

"... Tch." Fu Jingsan laughed and did not continue.

The man's fingers inserted into his hair, gently and carefully, occasionally touching his scalp, with a sweet and dangerous aura.Fu Jingsan felt a little drowsy during this kind of contact, and his thoughts also flew wildly. When Huo Yunjiang said "cutting is over", he suddenly woke up from his daydream.

But even when he woke up, Huo Yunjiang was still by his side.Realizing this, Fu Jingsan felt in a trance that this was like a butterfly in Zhuang Zhou's dream, and he couldn't tell which was the dream.

He pulled off the blanket and shook it, shaking off all the broken hair, and then opened the co-pilot's door neatly: "Let me see."

——The moment the mirror was pulled down, Fu Jingsan's face turned dark.

The omnipotent Huo Yunjiang is not really omnipotent, at least he doesn't have any talent for cutting hair.His short stubble looked a bit feminine after it grew long, and now it has been cut into a bad chicken coop by a man. Some places can still be seen, but some places are branched because they were cut too short, which is very ugly.

"Huo Yunjiang, what the hell kind of skill are you..." He cursed fiercely and got out of the car, but the man was smiling with his lips curled up.

Fu Jingsan got angry, snatched the scissors from his hand, and pressed the man against the rock he had just sat on just now without any explanation: "I tell you that you are finished..."

"Cut it better, otherwise you will be the one who suffers." Huo Yunjiang only said so.

"What am I suffering from?"

"I can't see myself, and you are the one watching." The man said, "It's ugly, but it's you, anyway."

"What a mess, don't make trouble with me here, I won't be responsible if I accidentally cut off your ears—"

If Huo Yunjiang simply wanted to "cut his hair", then Fu Jingsan was out of revenge and determined to cut Huo Yunjiang into a bald man.

In the end, under his ingenious workmanship, Huo Yunjiang's head has an extra pinch on one side and a bald spot on the other side, his handsomeness is completely annihilated, leaving only funny.

The same plot happened again——Huo Yunjiang was not as indifferent as he said (or maybe he didn't expect Fu Jingsan to be so terrific), after looking in the mirror, he also turned dark: "I just didn't cut it well, you Are you trying to annoy me?"

"No," Fu Jingsan said, "It's intentional revenge."

"Oh, then you are amazing."

"Assignment."

They sat and smoked cigarettes in the cold morning air, and when the towing company came to them with gasoline, they wanted to laugh at their funny hair, but they were too scared by the low air pressure to do so.

No one took a step back until they reached the next urban area, and the cold war lasted for several hours.

Fu Jingsan stopped his car on a certain street, said "I'm going to the toilet", then slammed the car door and left.

Huo Yunjiang got out of the car, and the two of them were facing in opposite directions.

To be continued