Who said bamboo horses can't beat the sky

Nanfeng refused to drink if he didn't want to drink, probably because he was tired from playing during the day, and after babbling nonsense for a long time, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep.After all, the shameful voices around him didn't end until four or five o'clock. If the TV wasn't turned on, the voices seemed to be directly directed at his ears.

After drinking seven or eight bottles, Yuli also became a little drunk, turned off the TV and turned off the lights, and lay down on the bed.

He had just covered the quilt when Nanfeng stuck to it like an octopus without any clothes on.The exposed abdominal muscles are tightly attached to Yuri, only separated by a vest that Yuri is wearing, which is thin and cannot block the temperature of the south wind.

Yuri's body tensed up with Nanfeng's movements.The sky began to dim, and in the dimness, I could see Nanfeng's sleeping face, like a child, pursing his lips, with an expression of peace of mind and trust.

Probably caused by alcohol, Yuli slowly hugged Nanfeng back, and then gently kissed him on the lips, not daring to say anything more.After eating so much seafood and drinking so much wine, it is a lie to say that I have no other ideas.But Yuli was not willing to make any further moves.

Probably from the first time he saw this Er Gouzi, he wanted to do this.

Not artificial respiration, nor a coincidence, but now, gently, slowly, enjoying the softness and warmth of his lips.

When Nanfeng woke up, Yuli was still sound asleep, which is quite rare to be honest.Yuli seems to have always maintained the habit of going to bed early and getting up early, for which he was ridiculed by Nanfeng many times: "Are you stupid for studying medicine, and you can see that there is no nightlife at first glance."Yuli didn't take it seriously, and every time she elegantly counted the disadvantages of staying up late, for example, not being tall.

Every time Nanfeng heard that he was not tall, he would cover his ears annoyed.Although his height is not considered disabled, his height of 1.7 meters is still enough to be seen in the crowd, but Yuli is a full [-]... Nanfeng once thought that Yuli must have gained something because of studying medicine The secret recipe for growing taller is to be so much taller than him by secretly eating alone.

Nanfeng wanted to get up to wash up, but just as he wanted to move, he found a hand on his waist.What about the other one?He immediately found the other hand, and put it under his neck for an unknown how long.That's right, he is now wrapped in Yuri's arms.

What about Nanfeng's hand?

Nanfeng took his hand away from Yuli's waist, feeling a little embarrassed.

I was even more surprised, I didn't expect Yuri to sleep hugging herself like a doll... Could it be that Yuri sleeps with a pillow like this at home?Knowing this, Nanfeng felt a little dark, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it must be what he guessed, so he slowly took Yuli's hand away, and then quietly got out of bed, and then stuffed his sleeping pillow into Yuli's bed. Li's arms, put Yuri's hand on the pillow.

Nan Feng was already holding back his laughter so much that he was about to hurt himself, he still dedicated himself to the principle of lightness, slowness, and softness, lifted the quilt, and then took the phone.

The camera clicked, and Nan Feng knew that the big plan had succeeded, and his mouth was already grinning to his ears, but he still couldn't laugh out loud.

"You don't want to live again."

Yuri's voice was hoarse from sleep, but the deterrent effect remained undiminished.

Nanfeng froze with fright, and quickly went into the toilet with his mobile phone: "I'm going to wash up!" Then he slammed the door shut with a "kuang—" and leaned against the door, for fear that Yuli would rush in and beat him up.Yuri didn't rush in, but just picked up the pillow he was "holding" in his arms and threw it hard on the toilet door.

In order to prevent Yuri from snatching the phone and deleting this humiliating photo when he was going out, Nanfeng hurriedly sent the photo to Moments: Youli looks so cute while sleeping, I want to kiss him hahahaha .Then attach a photo.

"Do you want to stay in the toilet for the rest of your life?" Yuli's cold voice came from outside the door, Nanfeng gratefully began to brush his teeth and wash his face, the joy in his heart climbed up, it was so refreshing.

Just as Nanfeng expected, Yuli said with a dark face, "Bring the phone."

"Oh."

Nan Feng obediently handed over his mobile phone. If he didn't, the consequences would be very serious.

Yu Lixing quickly clicked on the photo album and deleted the picture of himself sleeping, and even flipped through his phone to make sure there was no backup before returning it to Nanfeng.

Nanfeng pretended to be crying and took the phone with a sad face, and Yuli immediately turned around and went into the toilet.

Seeing Yuli enter the toilet, Nanfeng's expression suddenly changed from light rain to sunny, so he clicked on Moments to see if there were any comments.Sure enough, in just a few minutes, I got eight likes and four comments.

These ghosts know how to play with mobile phones all day long.

"Brother and sister-in-law are on their honeymoon, have a precious son!"

"Look at Mrs. Gou's waist, praise! Give birth to a precious son early!"

"It turns out that the dog sister-in-law is so cute in private! Give birth to a precious child early!"

"Born your son early!"

After all, in fact, Nanfeng has harvested four "premature precious sons".I really don't know what's going on in these people's heads, and I don't make it clear... Is it Yuli who gave birth to a precious son early, or him!

The phone vibrated, and another comment was received, Nan Feng quickly clicked on it:

"Brother Gou, come back sooner, three missing one, give birth to a precious son sooner!"

Facing a group of "premature children", Nan Feng didn't know what to reply, so he simply didn't reply.

It took about ten minutes before Yuli came out of the toilet slowly.

It was already four o'clock in the afternoon when the two of them went out. Although Nanfeng still wanted to go to the beach, Yuli refused to let Nanfeng go because of the reason that going to the sea with a mental retardation would hinder personal moral cultivation.

There is no way, Nanfeng can only follow Yuli to Sanya City for a stroll.

But Sanya is full of food here, and it seems that many people are foreign tourists.Nanfeng smelled the aroma of seafood and couldn't help it. From this street to that street, he never stopped eating.

Yuli also bought some snacks, which were barely counted as dinner.

Walking and passing by a tattoo shop, Nanfeng looked a little curious, and tugged at Yuri's clothes: "Let's go in and have a look."

"Do you want to tattoo a mental retardation on your face, and a tattoo of an idiot?"

"That's for sure... it's a tattoo that wins every bet!" Nanfeng smiled and took Yuli's hand and entered the tattoo shop.

The store is very small, about ten square meters, with a small staircase, probably on the second floor.The walls of the store are covered with all kinds of patterns, some are hand-painted, and some are actually photographed from tattoos on people's bodies.The shop owner is a girl with long hair, wearing a vest, two flower arms tattooed, naked, smoking a cigarette, wearing an apron, a little handsome: "Welcome."

Even as she said that, she didn't even lift her head.

"What pattern do you like?"

Nanfeng looked at the various graphics on the wall, and replied casually: "I'll just take a look."

"Oh."

"This is beautiful!" Nan Feng looked at it and said, pointing to a real picture on the wall.Yuli looked up, it was a girl's hand, with a koi tattooed on her ring finger, which looked like a wedding ring if you didn't look carefully.

"Do you want a tattoo?"

"I'm afraid of pain." Nanfeng said, but the expression on his face was clearly "This is so handsome, so cool, I really want to get tattooed, this will definitely attract money, I want to get tattooed, I want to get tattooed, I really want to get tattooed."Looking at his appearance, Yuri just found it a little funny.

The female shopkeeper replied casually: "It doesn't hurt to have such a small pattern on your finger."

These words seemed to give Nanfeng a shot in the arm, and he wanted to get tattooed even more.

Before Nan Feng could answer, Yu Li simply helped him to explain it clearly: "Just give him this tattoo."

"Ok."

"It's not... Yuri... I haven't said... I want to get a tattoo..." Nanfeng resisted without convincing, and then was taken to the tattoo room on the second floor. The female shopkeeper turned on the light and dragged her away. With Nanfeng's hand, he pasted the patterned paper on Nanfeng's right ring finger: "Is this finger?"

"...Uh...I..."

"You have no right to speak at first glance."

"That's it!" Nanfeng was excited by the female shopkeeper's words and immediately declared his sovereignty.

"Oh."

But when the instrument for tattooing was turned on and made a noise, Nanfeng turned his head timidly, and looked at Yuli pitifully.

Such a small trick only took 10 minutes. Yuri was smoking a cigarette and looking at the paintings on the wall.He wanted to go for a walk to pass the time, but unfortunately, Nanfeng grabbed one of his arms tightly, so Yuli had no choice but to accompany him to tattoo.

The newly tattooed pattern is a little red and swollen around.The female shopkeeper wrapped Nanfeng's fingers with something, and then handed Nanfeng a box of medicine: "After returning home, wipe it twice a day, and it can be removed after three hours. Remember not to get wet for two days. "

"Oh……"

Nanfeng Yunli took things in a foggy manner.

The female shopkeeper looked at Yuli again: "Do you want a tattoo?"

"Need not."

"Why!" Nanfeng looked at Yuli with a puppy-like expression on his face, "Why don't you get one too—"

"Why?" Yuri asked why now.

"Think about it," Nanfeng said confidently, "When I go back, my mother will definitely kill me when she sees it. I just need to say that you got the tattoo too, and you dragged me to get it, and I can escape. "

"Oh."

"Oh, do you mean you have tattoos too?"

"Oh...it means it's none of my business."

"You Li, don't just ignore death..."

The female shopkeeper looked a little impatient watching them "flirting": "Do you have tattoos?"

"Tattoo!" "No tattoo!" The two said at the same time.

"Father!" Nanfeng held his breath, and finally shouted this sentence.

Looking at his pitiful look, Yuri took a deep breath, trying to calm down his mood.Nanfeng has already hurried, pulling Yuli to sit where he was sitting just now.

"What do you want to tattoo?"

"Just like me!" Nanfeng said quickly, as if he was afraid that Yuri would regret it.

Yuri nodded helplessly.

Half an hour later, Nanfeng looked proudly at the intertwined fingers of the two, and then patted Yuli on the shoulder with a proud look: "Brothers, forever!"