Cannon Fodder's Humanoid Plug-in

Life is not easy, Maomao sighs

Yan Dongjiu quickly realized that he asked a stupid question.

If Chenchen could really speak out, with his bad temper, he would have scolded her in the kitchen just now.

How can I have the patience to communicate with them in meow and meow?

It was a pity that Yan Dongjiu hadn't realized what was scary just now.

She thought about it, and asked Yan Chen cautiously: "When did you start, can you understand?"

Yan Dongjiu's face was a little hot.

Normally, she often nags Yan Chen and treats him like a tree hole...

She asked her, Yan Chen glanced at her, swept her tail, turned around and lazily stepped onto the sofa, never thinking of answering her.

——He wanted to say that Yan Dongjiu didn't understand either.

Being ignored, Yan Dongjiu wasn't angry either.

She followed the cat, turned on the TV, sat down on the sofa, and glanced at Yan Chen: "The dog in the video just now...is it the same as you?"

She thought it belonged to P before.

This time Yan Chen responded: "Meow—"

"It's amazing." Yan Dongjiu thought that this was an affirmative answer, and rolled his eyes and smiled.

Isn't it just miraculous? It's also... becoming a master?Her family is no different from before, she still loves to ignore people and is very proud.

Other people's dogs can cook with a spatula...

Yan Dongjiu looked at the cat curled up in a pool on the sofa, far away from him, and thought: don't ask him to cook,

Wherever the service is not good, the cat owner will have to quarrel with her.

"Meow?" The TV was broadcasting commercials all the time, Yan Chen turned his head, and saw Yan Dongjiu looking at him strangely, squinting his eyes suspiciously.

"Hmm... Do you want to watch TV?" Yan Dongjiu understood his meaning strangely.

Yan Chen nodded her head.

Good job, Yan Dongjiu is already numb, pick up the remote control to change the channel.

Under Yan Chen's leisurely gaze, she was even a little nervous.

how to say?This feeling is like the head of the Ouchi holding a bunch of green cards under the death gaze of the emperor, but he doesn't know which one to choose...

bah bah bah.

"Will you watch this?" Yan Dongjiu manually searched and played a cartoon.

Looking at the sheep on the screen, Yan Chen was quite satisfied: "Meow——"

This kind of stuff, maybe a little childish for adults, but it's just right for cats.

The point is, Yan Dongjiu likes to watch.

Yan Chen doesn't mind accommodating her.

Seeing him nodding, Yan Dongjiu also heaved a sigh of relief.

Cartoons are still a bit childish for her, but they are suitable for cats who can understand human language... right?

Adhering to the concept of accommodating each other, one person and one cat slumped on the sofa, watching cartoons with gusto.

If Yandong wine was a little uncomfortable at first, then I got used to it and relaxed.

After all, they used to be at home during the holidays, and they also came here in this way.

The decadent holiday life of contemporary college students is often repetitive and lazy.After watching TV for a while and relaxing, Yan Dongjiu went to find some snacks.

After turning around the living room of the refrigerator, she returned to the sofa, opened the delivery software, and prepared to restock.

The phone kept vibrating, and it was a few girls in the dormitory group chatting, and Yan Dongjiu would go over to reply from time to time.

Seeing her turn around, finally she didn't move her phone and didn't watch the TV seriously, Yan Chen moved over.

The phone screen stayed on the shopping page of a supermarket, and only a few items were added to the shopping cart—it was difficult to choose Yandong wine.

By the time she finishes shopping for snacks, it will be dark.

By the way, not only snacks, he should also remind Yan Dongjiu to buy more food for storage at home.

"Meow, meow." Yan Chen jumped onto the back of the sofa and tugged at her shoulders.

let him come!

Yan Dongjiu turned around, looked at the cat, then at the phone: "Do you understand?"

"Meow?" Who do you look down on?Yan Chen glanced at her, then reached out to reach for the phone.

The fluffy cat fur rubbed against his shoulders and neck, causing a burst of itching, Yan Dongjiu was a little surprised.

She thought that at most Yan Chen could understand simple human language, but she didn't expect it to be able to understand even this.

After a moment of daze, Yan Chen had already pulled the phone from her hand and jumped back to the other side of the sofa.

He put the phone flat on the sofa, the cat's paws dotted on it, his head was lowered, and the word "serious" was written on the whole cat's face.

Yan Dongjiu looked at it and wanted to laugh. Her family, Chenchen, may not be the most vicious cat, but she must be the cutest cat!

However, his movements are decent, and he won't really be able to...

Yan Dongjiu leaned over to have a look.

The red dot on the shopping cart shows: 99+

Cumulative amount display: 3216;

More than 3000 things have been purchased!How did he do it in such a short time? ?

Yan Dongjiu's pupils trembled, and he hurriedly stepped forward to stop him: "Chenchen, Chenchen, don't mess around, we can't buy so many."

"Be good, return the phone to my sister, okay?"

Yan Chen looked up at her.

Yan Dongjiu blinked expectantly.

She is a little fat, but her eyes are good, and she is very friendly when she smiles. If she looks at others pleadingly, it is too embarrassing to refuse.

It's a pity that Yanchen doesn't like this.

He turned half a circle around the phone, turned sideways to Yan Dongjiu, held down the phone with one palm, and continued to tap on it with one paw.

"Chenchen!" Yan Dongjiu emphasized his tone.

Hearing that she was a little angry, she reached out to snatch the phone back, but Yan Chen flicked her tail and patted the back of her hand.

Yan Dongjiu withdrew his hand reflexively.

Then he froze for a moment, she was not scratched, the strength of the cat's tail was not heavy at all, Yan Chen was as gentle as if he was playing with her.

And...it feels good to the touch.

Yan Dongjiu covered his face, he was worthless!

Looking again, the cumulative amount of the shopping cart has reached more than 6000, and she can't sit still.

"Chenchen, can I play a small game on your tablet? The tablet has a big screen, so it's easy for you to click on it..."

"This is shopping, you can't pay for it!"

Yan Chen also thought of this.

No one pays, so what's the point of him ordering for a long time?

Under Yan Dongjiu's shocking eyes, Yan Chen struggled to quit the food delivery software and opened WeChat.

I can't speak, but I can always type.

Just tell Yan Dongjiu that the end is coming, and she will know it's time to buy food reserves.

As soon as wechat was opened, several unread messages popped up one after another.

Yan Chen was so frightened that he almost jumped up on the spot.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, a hand stretched out, quickly grabbed the phone and pulled it away from the bottom of his claws.

"Meow!!"

Yan Chen was very angry, he was worried about this family, Yan Dongjiu knew it would hinder him!

The silver-gray cat groaned and arched its back, its blue pupils locked onto Yan Dongjiu.

The latter widened his eyes in aggrieved way: "You want to scratch me again?"

Yan Chen: "..."

Yan Dongjiu straightened his arms: "Look at the wound on my hand, it was all scratched by you."

"Chenchen, human skin is very fragile, no matter where you get hurt, it will hurt."

"Now you can understand me, but you still want to scratch me?"

Stared at by her accusing and injured eyes, looking at the old and new claw marks on her arm, Yan Chen gradually regained his senses.

A little guilty.

But reserves still have to be bought.

But Yan Dongjiu didn't give him a cell phone...

Seeing that the silver-gray kitten's tail no longer swung quickly, and its arched back slowed down, Yan Dongjiu heaved a sigh of relief.

Before she had time to be happy, Yan Chen suddenly rushed over again.

Yan Dongjiu raised his hand subconsciously to cover his face.

Maybe my mother is right, she and Chenchen are incompatible, some cats are not necessarily bad-tempered, or they simply don't like their owners... Eh?

Didn't Chenchen want to scratch her?

Yan Dongjiu realized something was wrong, and his eyes gradually widened—the phone disappeared out of thin air? !

She was still holding it in her hand just now, thinking that Chenchen was going to scratch herself and use it to block him... He did it?

"You, you..." How did you do it?

magic?Ability?

After facing Yan Chen "you" for a long time, Yan Dongjiu didn't ask a complete question, and his thoughts were confused.

I thought for a while: She was wrong to blame Chenchen, he is much better than the dog in the video who can only cook.

After a while, I struggled again: what should I do now?

Call the police?no.She can't let others know that Chenchen is special, yes, she has to let him pay attention, and she can't show it outside in the future.

But, why did he suddenly...

Yan Dongjiu's mind is in a mess.

Seeing her staring at him in a daze, Yan Chen thought, this time she should be able to realize the seriousness of the matter, right?

It has "supernatural powers", can she still think of it?

After waiting for a long time, Yan Dongjiu finally calmed down, but with a serious expression:

"Chenchen, just stay at home. From now on, in front of outsiders, you must not let others see that you are special... Do you know?"

"It's rare to see a cat as smart as you. If someone finds out, they will probably take you away."

"Sister and mother will protect you, but you also have to protect yourself, do you understand?"

Yan Dongjiu is earnest.

Seeing this, Yan Chen felt that she completely treated him like a child holding a gold brick.

Yan Chen put on a stiff face, feeling powerless that he couldn't bring his teammates down no matter what.

He gave a weak "meow" in response.

Yan Dongjiu nodded in relief, looked at his disconsolate look, and said, "Go to sleep for a while if you're sleepy."

"Give me back your phone first..."

"Meow—" Yan Chen remained motionless.

"Chenchen! Stop messing around! Give me back the phone, and you can play whatever else you want."

"Meow!" Who made a fuss? !

One person and one cat stared at each other, Yan Chen persisted in trying to get Yan Dongjiu's attention in this way.

Yan Dongjiu saw that he was energetic again, and followed her to increase the volume as if he was arguing, thinking that he was angry with him.

The brain circuits of the two sides are not on the same channel at all.

One hates stupid humans, and the other thinks why is this cat so stubborn?You can't live with your phone.

In the end, it was Yan Dongjiu who took the lead to admit defeat: "Okay, okay, it's my fault, I shouldn't kill you."

"Chenchen, don't be angry with my sister. Give me back your phone, and I'll buy you whatever you want, okay?"

Xu Lanjie contracted the canteen and made a lot of money over the years.

Yan Dongjiu works part-time in the cafeteria, and Xu Lanjie does not miss the salary that should be paid to her.

All in all, Yan Dongjiu could indeed be called a little rich woman, and she had the confidence to say this.

Do you really want to buy everything you want to eat?

Yan Chen stared at her suspiciously for a while, then took out the phone and pressed it firmly under his paws.

Raising his palm and patting beside the phone, he said "meow" to Yan Dongjiu again, beckoning her to come over.

Despite the language barrier, Yan Dongjiu seemed to understand what he meant:

Just buy it next to him, and when he watches her finish buying, he returns the phone to her.

Yan Dongjiu showed a dumbfounding expression.

From the looks of it, she should have agreed to buy these things, Yan Chen was very satisfied and waited for her to come and pay.

But I saw her walk to the coffee table, pick up the tablet and open it, then point it at him, click——

In the dormitory group, Yan Dongjiu disappeared midway, and the progress of the chat stalled at the urging of several roommates.

Zheng Zhaoran: Are you there?look at the cat.

Chen Peiqi: Listening to the barking is still a little milk cat, kidnapped or bought?

Li Qian: Let me be healthy jpg;

The girls waited for a long time, but they didn't get a reply, they only thought that Yan Dongjiu was busy with something.

Suddenly the phone vibrated, Zheng Zhaoran opened WeChat, and saw the picture sent by the other party at first glance.

In the photo, the silver-gray kitten looks seven or eight months old, with a slightly thin body, which dilutes the cat's natural cuteness.

His front paws were pressed on the phone, his face showed no emotion, and his rare blue pupils were just right at the camera.

The cold gaze of a predator seems to be conveyed through the picture.

Zheng Zhaoran looked at it, and even had the illusion that he was being stared at by the other party, as a prey.

What a handsome kitten!

Zheng Zhaoran wiped away the disappointing tears from the corner of his mouth, only then did he see that besides the photo, Yan Dongjiu also sent a message.

Yandong wine: [picture];

Yan Dongjiu: It's not a milk cat, it's the overlord——

Zheng Zhaoran looked up at the picture again, and burst out laughing.

Not to mention, this action, this momentum, really has the taste of a boss among cats.

So cute!

She had an inspiration, saved the picture, and opened it for editing.

After a while, Yan Dongjiu received her reply.

It’s still the same picture as before, but Zheng Zhaoran put a line of characters above Yan Chen’s head: “7-0-0”

There is also a row of small characters in the picture: "Woman, are you playing games? I will fly with you."

Yan Dongjiu couldn't stop laughing, Yan Chen stared at her vigilantly, what was going on?

The phone on the bottom of the paw was beeping non-stop, Yan Chen looked down, and clicked into WeChat through the message preview pop-up window.

Then I saw in the group, these people used his photos to send a series of pictures with words:

"This is the mobile phone I bought for you, do you like it?"

"Is the phone important or me?"

"I want this, buy it for me!"

Even apart from Zheng Zhaoran, the girl named Chen Peiqi came from behind and put a crown on his head directly.

The mobile phone was deleted by P, and the picture was accompanied by small words: "The cat and cat king is here, everyone get out of the way!"

Yan Chen: "..." Sorry.

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!