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Meng Yunxian, who was born in a talent show, has attracted countless fans with his Buddhist personality, and finally made his debut with the glory of fault C. The girl group he belongs to has toured countless times, and he can be regarded as a well-known traffic star.

In the past few years, the idol market has expanded rapidly. Leaving aside Meng Yunxian's strength and works, her idol group definitely has quite a few fans.

If this is added, how much traffic can it bring to "Cast Island Wars"?

Before it was released, the director must have agreed.

But isn't there still Yan Qingxi?

One of them is Gu Liang's... an ex-girlfriend, and the other is Gu Liang's true destiny.

Comparing the two together...

Director Fang thought about it and decided to choose Yan Qingxi.

The traffic that Yan Chen and Yan Qingxi brought to him has actually far exceeded his expectations for this season of "War on a Deserted Island", and the popularity is even faintly higher than that of the first season.

Traffic stars are good, but there are only so many audiences watching variety shows.

Compared with the remaining fans of the sibling group.

How many people can be retained by the traffic brought by Meng Yunxian is still uncertain.

So Director Fang thought about it, and asked Yan Qingxi for advice: "Look, if you mind, we will refuse..."

"It's okay, director." Before he could finish speaking, Yan Qingxi smiled and said, "Let her come, she has a lot of fans, and it's good for the show. Director Fang doesn't need to worry about me."

"As long as she doesn't offend my brother, I won't deliberately provoke her."

Seeing that she really didn't care, Director Fang nodded, "That's fine." He asked his assistant to go with him to communicate with Meng Yunxian's manager.

Meng Yunxian debuted for half a year, and there are seven members in the girl group.

Except for Meng Yunxian, pick out another random one here, and join her, just to fill the gap in Su Baiyan's sister group.

Director Fang planned well, and hit it off with the other party's manager.

But wait for them to come, at least have to wait another day.

Director Fang simply gave Yan Chen and the others a vacation, let the guests go to the beach to play, and only ordered the cameraman to shoot some small videos, which will be released as sideshows at that time.

On the island side, the filming crew had a harmonious atmosphere.

Meng Yunxian's agent communicated well with Director Fang, confirmed the candidate, and told Meng Yunxian and another team member named Lin Jiayi about the matter.

The two girls received the letter, held hands and looked at each other, saying in unison, "Thank you, Sister Chen."

Sister Chen, who is also their manager, smiled lightly: "No need."

"I have other work to discuss. If you have nothing to do, go and prepare your luggage first. I will ask Xiao An to book the air tickets for you."

She pushed the square-frame glasses on the bridge of her nose, and before she left, she glanced at Meng Yunxian: "After you go, behave well and don't make trouble for me."

Meng Yunxian: "Don't worry, Sister Chen."

As soon as the agent left, Lin Jiayi pushed her: "Xiao Meng, you are so amazing that even Mr. Gu refused."

Meng Yunxian lowered his head: "No..."

When Gu Liang was mentioned, the smile on her face gradually faded.

Lin Jiayi knew that she said something wrong, so she wanted to find a reason to go out first: "Then go and pack your luggage first, and I'll ask Xiao An when to buy the ticket."

"En." Meng Yunxian nodded slightly.

Watching Lin Jiayi walk out of the room, she worriedly took out her phone and looked at the last record on the chat interface.

Last night, after learning that she wanted to participate in "Cast Island", Gu Liang called her and said that he would come with her as a couple.

Meng Yunxian rejected him.

She only vaguely remembered that the excuse for her nonsense was: she was filling the vacancy in Su Baiyan's sister group.

After that, more than ten hours have passed since last night, and Gu Liang hasn't sent her any more messages.

Meng Yunxian bit her lip and exited the chat interface.

The homepage wallpaper is a picture. If Yan Chen was here, he would be able to tell at a glance that the person on it was Yan Qingxi from "Thorns and Flowers".

Meng Yunxian looked at the wallpaper and hesitated for a while, then turned off the phone and turned to pack his luggage.

After a night of anxiety and anticipation, the sister group Meng Yunxian and Lin Jiayi arrived on the island.

In order to welcome them, in the morning, Director Fang took his staff and asked the local residents to take them to catch the sea, and brought back a lot of seafood.

Upon receiving a new guest, a group of people first had a seafood feast.

Yan Chen and Yan Qingxi sat with Yao Yu's family group nearby, and were relatively far away from Meng Yunxian. For the time being, it seemed that both of them were in peace.

Both Director Fang and the staff breathed a sigh of relief.

Especially the little green man who faced Yan Qingxi and Su Baiyan head-to-head before.

They are tearing art, but the premise is that those are all staged. If they are torn up with real knives and guns, the impact will not be good.

After eating the seafood feast, the shooting continued in the afternoon.

Director Fang changed into a pair of green beach shorts today, and he raised the familiar small horn: "Ahem! This...Xiao Meng and Xiao Lin came here on the first day, and we will do as usual, "Play a small game, everyone should get familiar with it first." . "

"One, two, three, wooden man."

Director Fang took out a tube of lottery: "Draw lots to decide who will be the general, come on."

Yan Qingxi stepped forward to draw lots.

The lottery can be long or short, and the one Yan Qingxi drew had no words on it, so she couldn't tell her identity.

Guests, look at me, and I look at you.

Finally, Lin Jiayi exclaimed: "Ah..." She raised her hand: "Well, have we drawn some generals?"

On the bottom of the wooden stick in Meng Yunxian's hand, two lines were drawn with a black marker.

Director Fang confirmed with a smile: "You are right."

The prop group has already marked out the field in advance, and the interval from the starting point to the point where the soldiers will step on the line is about seven or eight meters.

The venue is simply fenced off without any obstacles.

However, on the ground, there are mats of different colors, with different numbers printed on them, and there is no pattern.

As soon as the guests entered the arena, people from the props team rushed up, one of them held a rope in his hand, and wanted to tie their legs two by two.

Yan Chen looked down for a while, and when he understood their intentions, he quickly pulled out his leg and stepped on the rope on the sole of his shoe.

The staff were stunned, Yan Qingxi hurriedly apologized twice, and comforted her younger brother: "Don't be nervous, this is a game."

【Wow, Yan Chen's skills are so agile! 】

【Handsome!Husband step on me! ! (^﹃^)]

[Sister, please wear some pants. 】

After Yan Qingxi comforted her, Yan Chen cooperated and let the staff tie her left leg and Yan Qingxi's right leg together with a rope.

While he was staring at the rope in a daze, the others also tied their legs. Under the director's instructions, everyone came to the starting point side by side.

Meng Yunxian and Lin Jiayi, as generals, don't need leggings.

Wu Qingyang didn't participate in the game, so the director asked someone to bring a portable folding chair over and let him sit in front of the camera and watch them play.

Qiao Keying looked irritated, she tried to hide and hide, but she didn't expect to be tied up with a rope and had to cling to Xie Yang.

She turned her head resentfully: "Director Fang, which one of you came up with the idea?"

"I made it." Fang Dao turned his face away with a guilty conscience.

He cleared his throat and turned on the loudspeaker: "Okay, everyone takes their places. Two people and three legs, this will better show your tacit understanding, right?"

"Now I will introduce the rules."

"Xiao Meng and Xiao Lin, the sister group shouted the password "one two three, wooden man" together, and they can only turn around after shouting, I don't need to say this? "

"The other groups can only move when their backs are facing you."

"I won't go into details about the rules of the game. The first team to touch the shoulders of the sister group is considered the winner. The other eliminated players will be punished one by one. Those who are not eliminated will not be punished."

"The point pawn will be touched, it will be regarded as a failure of the game, and it will also be punished."

"If everyone is eliminated, the pawn will win, and the other teams will lose the game and receive punishment."

"Do you understand?"

The guests were full of anger: "Understood!"

"Okay, then ask our NPC to be in place."

The guests and audience were stunned, what kind of NPC is there in this game?

Immediately afterwards, they saw several big men in black running over with their faces covered.

Some held water guns, some held oversized swimming rings, and some carried a bucket of water and a bucket of water balloons.

There was even a man holding a toilet bowl in his hand.

This is really all kinds of trick props, everything is available.

"Director! What are you trying to do!" The guests condemned one after another.

Director Fang smiled and said, "That's how interesting it is."

He reminded: "By the way, I almost forgot to say that different teams can interfere with each other, but be careful not to use feet, only hands, props are also fine."

【You old man is very bad. 】

[This corresponds to those numbers on the carpet?For such a long road, I think there are more than a dozen carpets, and there are two people and three legs. How long will this game be played? 】

[No way, the one surnamed Fang obviously wants to use this game for a whole episode. If the time is not prolonged, the material is not enough. 】

[I understand. 】

Director Fang announced the start of the game.

The guests were gearing up, ready to go, and stood motionless.

"One, two, three..." Meng Yunxian and Lin Jiayi shouted loudly.

"Brother, hurry up." Qi Zichuan took the lead and dragged Qi Ziyi a step forward. The latter almost lost his footing, subconsciously trying to pull his legs back.

"Brother, what are you doing!"

The two brothers almost fell down, but luckily they stabilized their feet in time, Qi Zichuan turned his head and stared at his brother.

Yao Yu and her husband, Mr. Wu, are worthy of being married for many years, and they have taken a small step forward smoothly.

There was a carpet on Qiao Keying's left, and a carpet on Xie Yang's right. The couple's face was wooden, and they were eyeing the big brother in black outside the venue.

Yan Chen and Yan Qingxi stood in the middle, not as threatening as they were, but they were still very cautious.

Noticing that the password was yelled very slowly, Yan Qingxi motioned to her younger brother, and at the same time stepped forward with her tied legs, and landed steadily.

【did you see it!This is tacit understanding! 】

Yan Qingxi followed closely with her left leg and stood still.

In front of Yan Chen's right leg, there happened to be a piece of carpet.He hesitated for a moment to estimate the distance before taking a step.

Just at this moment, "Wooden man!" Meng Yunxian and Lin Jiayi suddenly sped up their speech, and they turned their heads abruptly.

Everyone froze.

Except Yan Chen.

He focused on the soles of his feet, as if he hadn't noticed that the password had been shouted, and he precisely landed his feet outside the carpet.

Yan Chen only raised his head when he felt the gazes from all around him.

The air was quiet for a second, Meng Yunxian raised his voice and asked, "Director! Can you move your head?"

Director Fang: "Accordingly, it's not possible."

"Good director." Meng Yunxian glanced at Yan Chen: "I thought you could move your head. Brother Yan Chen hasn't played this game before? He probably doesn't know the rules either."

"It's not as good as the director, so it won't count this time."

Director Fang nodded: "Xiaoyan, has your brother played?"

Yan Qingxi: "No, no..."

"That's fine." Director Fang said without a doubt, "Then this time it won't count."

【"About My Legs Are Invisible to Other People"】

【Hahaha, you made me laugh so hard at the front, but Yan Chen probably hasn't played it before, so it's not normal to count this time. 】

[Only I think, is Immortal Meng Yun pretty good? 】

[? ?Ah, is this going to be whitewashed? ? 】

[Does Meng Yunxian not have his own live broadcast room? ? 】

A new round of games continued, and the small conflicts in the live broadcast room were temporarily ignored.

In the third round, someone finally caught off guard and stepped on the carpet—the big man in black picked up the water gun, and Biubiu shot Yao Yu and the couple a few times.

Without saying a word, Mr. Wu turned his back to block the jet of water for Yao Yu - but Qi Zichuan tripped his legs and fell on the sand.

The atmosphere gradually became warmer.

Good and evil will be rewarded. In the fifth round, Qi Zichuan welcomed the toilet flushing.

The rubber bottom of the toilet was painted with fluorescent green paint, and the big brother in black had a strong hand, and he just added a few eye-catching circles to Qi Zichuan's beige shorts.

The barrage burst into laughter.

At this time, the order of progress of all guests is: family group, brother group, sibling group and couple group.

At this time, the audience already knew that this was a contract couple.

On the contrary, the guests other than Yan Qingxi didn't know about it, and they laughed one after another: "Do you still have a tacit understanding?"

"Ke Ying, I can't take this object."

"The time has come to defend your dignity as a man, Xie Yang! As long as you surpass Sister Qingxi, you will be third hahaha!"

Another round, Xie Yang still did not move.

It was Qiao Keying who interfered with Yan Qingxi who was closest to her - she grabbed the latter's arm.

"One, two, three, wooden man!"

Meng Yunxian and Lin Jiayi turned their heads, and at the same time, Qiao Keying let go of her hand, as if being thrown away by Yan Qingxi, she leaned back.

"Qiao Keying, Xie Yang." Meng Yunxian called the names and eliminated the couple group.

After Qiao Keying untied the rope, the two left and the game continued.

Yan Qingxi withdrew her hand in a strange way: She didn't struggle at all just now, Qiao Keying...was eliminated on her own initiative?

While thinking, she and her brother stepped forward.

Only this time, Meng Yunxian and the others happened to speak faster.

Before she could stand still, the two turned their heads.

Meng Yunxian saw her feet that had just landed at the first sight, and she pulled Lin Jiayi, who cooperatively did not speak, and she called her name.

Meng Yunxian: "Qi Zichuan, Qi Ziyi!"

Qi Zichuan: "Huh??"

Meng Yunxian: "Did you tear down your pants?"

With his hands behind his back, Qi Zichuan slowly loosened his pants waist: "I don't have any."

Meng Yunxian: "The muscles in your arm are moving."

Qi Zichuan subconsciously squeezed out a smile and explained: "I have a cramp, it's an old problem."

Meng Yunxian: "Alright then, but now you're laughing."

Meng Yunxian: "Can't you just blink and talk?"

Qi Zichuan: "..."

The brother group was eliminated naturally.

When he came out, Qi Ziyi patted his younger brother's butt—and found that it was covered with paint, so he changed it to his back and slapped it hard.

"What pants are you wearing?"

"The equipment is too heavy."

Qi Zichuan looked guilty and puzzled: "I mentioned it several times, why didn't she say it before! I thought she didn't see it."

"Are you stupid?" Qi Ziyi looked at him: "It must be because you were far away before and couldn't see clearly. Who knew that you were so close and didn't know how to restrain yourself!"

Qi Zichuan drooped his ears: "That's true..."

This conversation did not land a single word, it entered the ears of Director Fang and other staff members, and was also recorded in the live broadcast.

Some members of the director's team couldn't help but look at them sympathetically.

【I mean, is there a possibility, not because of the proximity, but because Meng Yunxian wants to pull you out to attract other people's attention. 】

[Miserable, brother group, miserable. 】

【I'm in love with you. 】

The live broadcast rooms of other groups were full of laughter, only the live broadcast room of Meng Yunxian and Lin Jiayi, many people expressed doubts.

[Why didn't Meng Yunxian eliminate Yan Qingxi? 】

[I can understand letting Yan Chen off for the first time, aren't Xianxian and Yan Qingxi rivals in love? 】

[Don't, rival in love is not counted, Yan Qingxi is at most an ex, Xianxian is generous, don't want to have anything to do with her. 】

The author says:

昨天是发错版本了，很抱歉，以后会注意哒_（:з）∠)_感谢在2022-04-0723:58:16-2022-04-0821:00:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!