[Pirate] Navy King

On an island called "Efetek" somewhere in the great voyage, a very large auction is held every month.

"Here! It's here."

Put on sunglasses and a wig, Punian muttered to the leaflet.

"Go in quickly, 'sir'."

On the back, Yin, who also wore a white wig and a thick white beard, seemed to feel that the beard was a little burnt, and was trying to make it more comfortable.

"Hey, what material are you looking for? This beard is so uncomfortable!!"

Punian glanced at him quietly: "Pay attention to the tone and voice of your speech! You are not a young man in your twenties, but an old man in his 80s and [-]s!"

"In that case, you should also pay attention to your tone! Are you my housekeeper?" Yinshi said impatiently.

"Okay, sir, don't worry about the beard, go in quickly!"

Then, without any respect at all, he walked directly towards the auction house.

Yin Shi twitched his brows, but shrugged his shoulders habitually and followed.

Today's auction has received great attention, just because the last auction item this time is a high-priced and rare item - a mermaid.

After getting the number plate and finding the seat, Gintoki and Punian sat down in disguise and began to wait quietly.

"By the way...you don't need to change clothes, is it possible?"

Gintoki, who still disliked the beard of unknown texture, muttered unhappily.

"You can give it a try, and after you go back, what's waiting for you is probably a move to the left."

Punian said lightly, then turned his head to look somewhere.

Yin Shi followed suit and frowned slightly.

"Are you sure it's a mermaid?"

"Yes, it's confirmed, there will be five little mermaids this time."

"Very good, I will buy all the money!! Hurry up and get ready!!"

"Yes!"

The arrogant tone, the rampant language, the superior attitude, and the hood that isolates the outside world.

Dragon people.

Gintoki withdrew his gaze, but he understood the purpose of cross-dressing in his heart.

It was really a miscalculation. Since there are mermaids, how could the group of senior nobles who only know how to eat, drink and have fun and have no moral values ​​miss it?

And if he was hostile to them, to some extent, he would indeed be famous-albeit in a different and terrible way.

"Hey, hey, in terms of financial resources, are you sure I can win them over?" Yinshi said expressionlessly.

"Don't worry, I've already confirmed that you are a poor man, so I will go directly to steal other people's money at that time."

"Let me be clear first, Yinsang is actually a rich man! He is a rich man who can buy an island! If it wasn't for raising that crazy scientist who kept burning money..."

Because of Caesar's relationship, Yinshi could only keep delaying his plan to buy Candy Town.

"By the way, since you are so good at stealing, why don't you just steal the mermaid?"

"As a navy, how can you commit a crime?"

"Just now, where did the guy who said he directly stole the money come from to say that?"

"However, it's kind of weird..."

"Indeed, a guy who would rather take the trouble to steal money than steal a mermaid is really strange!!"

"I didn't mean that!" Punian quietly looked around the venue with lowered eyes.

"...Guards, are there too many?"

After being reminded by Punian, Yinshi realized that almost all the circles in the venue were noble guards dressed in black.

Although he is a nobleman in the world, isn't that too exaggerated?

Yinshi was still thinking about the reason, when the lights suddenly went out.

The auction has started.

The auction is mainly based on slave trade, and of course there are not many rare and precious items.Like devil fruit.

Held once a month, only ten items are auctioned at a time.

Compared with the Chambord Islands, although the scale is smaller, the items are much more abundant.

And finally, came the last one, which was also the much-anticipated auction item.

"Dear distinguished guests! Pay attention, pay attention! At the last moment, let us take a look at this most valuable auction item!! Yes, it is——"

A large square water tank was pushed up, and the moment the black curtain opened, everyone in the audience was excited.

As advertised, there are five little mermaids, cute and cute, looking around with their timid expressions.

"They are three little female mermaids and two little male mermaids! Absolutely meet everyone's needs!! If you have special hobbies, you can even buy them!! Now, one 5000 million Bailey! The auction starts!!"

As Yinshi guessed, the Tianlong man directly shouted a high price: "One billion Baileys, I bought them all!!"

Gintoki stroked his chin, showing a thoughtful expression.Punian said directly: "I advise you not to take the bad idea of ​​kidnapping mermaids for sale. If you are caught, your career in this life will be over!"

"Who... who would do this!!"

Yin Shi hastily argued.Punyan simply ignored it.

"Compared to this, didn't you say you would steal it? Funds!"

"Ah, you can just ask the price." Punyan said calmly,

Hearing this, Yinshi skeptically called out the price: "11 billion Baileys!"

Tianlongren didn't expect that someone would dare to ask him for a price, and he was a little surprised.But he reacted quickly and shouted again: "20 billion Baileys!!"

As for Yinshi, it is rare to have such a good opportunity to pretend to be a super rich man asking for a price. How could he not play to his heart's content?So he shouted without hesitation: "21 billion Baileys!"

Tianlong was trembling with anger, and shouted again: "50 billion Baileys!!!"

Adhering to the principle of "the world is the cheapest", Yin Shi showed a very unbeatable smile, and shouted again: "51 billion Baileys."

"How dare you fool me??!!"

Tianlongren was completely angry, stood up, took out his gun, and shot Yinshi twice.

Yinshi was taken aback for a moment, looking down at the blood pouring out of his body, and slowly turned his head to look at the innocent Punian with a livid face.

"You bastard..."

Saying that, Yinshi fell face down directly.

"master----"

With a robot-like voice and a deadpan face, none of the people present felt his true feelings.

The proud Tianlongren frowned.

"Noisy!"

Saying this, he also shot Punyan.So even he fell down.

The triumphant Tianlongren put away his gun, and asked people to go down and arrange to take all the mermaids away.

Naturally, the "corpse" lying on the ground was ignored, and the other participants did not dare to react even if they were frightened, for fear of being shot.

In this way, the Tianlong people took away the mermaid smoothly.The other spectators also quickly dispersed after the Tianlong people left.

The staff also breathed a sigh of relief, and when they were about to clean up the corpses, they found that the two "corpses" had disappeared.

Hiding on the highest nearby roof, Yin Shi, who had torn off his beard and the blood on his chest, stared at Punian with a complaining face.

"Really, can't you just tell me before you plan something? I'm the boss, right?"

"What are you talking about? Don't you know that most of the bosses are just a name, but they are actually firmly controlled by the number one confidant below?"

"Are you admitting in disguise that you are the mastermind behind the scenes?" Yinshi's head was full of black lines, watching Punyan successfully steal all the mermaid and the 50 billion money.

After successfully escaping from the sea, Yinshi looked at the mermaid in the fish tank who didn't know what happened to him and was still swimming around, and asked: "What did you say before that you bought it in a dignified way, but in the end it's not just money and goods? "

"If they don't do anything, I originally planned to buy it honestly. Well, maybe it's more suitable now." Punian said quietly, "Anyway, we're all 'dead'. They won't be able to find out if they want to over our heads."

"You bastard, how did you pass the naval exam? You can't pass the test of character at all!!"

Ignoring Yinshi's complaints, Punian knocked on the fish tank.

"All in all, now that you have the mermaid, you can directly send it to the king of Murloc Island to establish a relationship and make a good impression on them!"

"Using despicable means to open up relationships, is it really okay for you to do this?" Yin Shi complained again.

"People who have come out of society, if they don't know how to handle things smoothly, they will be eliminated sooner or later."

"No, you are definitely not sleek, absolutely!!"

"The so-called 'smooth' also contains part of the hidden meaning." Punyan glanced at Gintoki, "Because Akainu knows your relationship with Luffy, Ace, and Sabo, it is understandable not to believe you. No matter what you think and how much you do, a suspicious person like him will not trust you completely. He must be paying attention to your actions anytime and anywhere. Therefore, part of the reason for the disguise was to avoid His eyes and ears. It is not realistic to take these things back now. So..."

Yinshi watched in a daze as Punian sailed the boat to a certain shore, and there was actually a small sailboat coated with coating.

"I think you seem to have enough energy, so let's go straight away."

Yin Shi was indeed taken aback.

It has to be said that Punyan's mind was extremely meticulous, taking all possibilities into consideration, and then made all the preparations in advance.

In terms of assistance, Punyan is indeed a talent.

It's just that the character is a bit bad.

Yin Shi silently slandered in his heart.

Punian just stared at himself when he saw Yin, and said with a blank face: "No matter how much you look at me with longing eyes, it is impossible to become as handsome and outstanding as me. So save your energy and have a good time." Think about how to chase the mermaid princess into the fish tank!"

"What does chasing into a fish tank mean??"

But the complaints are the complaints, not to mention that the purpose is very impure, those few mermaids really need to be sent back.So in the end Yinshi took the little mermaids and jumped onto the coated boat alone and dived into the water.