[Pirate] Navy King

At another military meeting, after seeing Luffy's reward order and learning that he had four companions after defeating Crow, Crick and the evil dragon one after another, Gintoki relaxed.

Well, the plot is steadily developing.

Yinshi took a sip of tea in peace of mind, at this moment, Punian who was next to him came up.

"Speaking of which, you were really right before. There is an extra lady with glasses beside Smoker!"

"Aha?"

"Yeah, that's what you mentioned before!" Punyan raised his little finger, but said with the same expressionless expression on his face as before, "There is actually one more person next to the smoking orangutan that you described earlier, and he likes it." That girl is exactly the same type! Tsk tsk, the smoker is really incredible! The child is about to grow up..."

Yinshi complained: "Was he born by you?"

"But compared to the late bloomers over there, what about your side? The children should be able to run away, right?"

Yinshi twitched the corners of his mouth: "What kind of horrible things have you imagined???"

Punian pretended to be surprised and said: "? Could it be that you haven't hit yet? Or is there some hidden disease? This is not good! It is wrong to avoid medical treatment! It is a big loss to others in length, thickness and hardness. If you are even worse than others in terms of stamina, you really have no value in surviving!"

"What the hell is going on with you guy??? What dirty things are you talking about in a serious military meeting???"

"What are you pretending to be? Don't you like this kind of topic the most?"

"Who likes it? Do you think I'm a super idiot???"

"Hey——it's you two again!!!!"

Brannu glared at Gintoki and Punian angrily.

"On such a serious occasion as the military meeting, you are still chatting like no one else. What do you think of us? What do you think of the military meeting?"

Yinshi and Punyan looked over in tacit understanding.

"You can just tell your story! Do you think you are an old-fashioned head teacher teaching bad students in the second grade?"

"I let you stand on the top and use your oral skills, but there is no rule that we must appreciate it! Anyway, the meeting will be recorded in the end, so it doesn't matter if you listen or not! Occasionally, your narrow mind should understand our ears!"

"If you say something to me, immediately refute it to me, and you should learn to respect others!!!"

Sighing and adjusting his mood, Brannu patted the reward order on the whiteboard, and said seriously: "In short, we must kill all evil in the cradle. This man can show his head in a short time, it is obvious Absolutely not an idle person! We must pay attention to it!!"

That's for sure!They are the protagonists!

Yin Shi slandered inwardly, staring at Luffy's reward order, and sighed secretly in his heart.

(Going to work...)

Spandam, who was admiring the weapon "Elephant Sword" he just got in his spacious office, was full of arrogance.

"Hmph, what a nice weapon."

At this time, the phone rang.

Spandam picked up the phone in a good mood.

"Hey, who is it?"

[Oh, it's been a long time, classmate Panda!Are your hemorrhoids cured yet? 】

When Spandam, who was still stroking the blade, heard the sound, his hand was immediately cut.He cried out in pain.

"Ah, it's bleeding!!! It's going to die!!! Come on someone!!!!"

After a lot of nonsense, Spandam held up his exaggeratedly bandaged fingers and picked up the phone again.

【Al?Did you get hurt just now?Why are you so careless!Just pay more attention!Although it is said that a man's scars are equivalent to medals, but with your appearance, which seems to lower the value of the whole world, it is better not to do this kind of thing. 】

"Who would do such a thing???" Spandam yelled into the phone unbearably.

He sighed helplessly when he only listened to Yin on the phone.

【Sigh, your temper is still so irritable.This is not acceptable!It's easy to go wrong!That's why you're always bleeding from your ass!You must be more careful in the future, Asachel-kun! 】

"Who is Asachel? Whose ass always bleeds? By the way, it's not your good deed that my ass bleeds so easily!!!"

[How can you push all the blame on others?People, no matter how shameful things are, you must have the courage to bear them! 】

Spandam felt that if he continued to listen to Yinshi's voice, he would go crazy.So he yelled directly.

"That's enough, you! What are you doing calling? Tell me the key points!!!"

Hearing that Spandam proposed a serious matter, Gintoki stopped wrangling.

【Do you still remember the matter I proposed to you a few years ago? 】

Spandam was stunned, but he remembered it.

"Ah... that thing! Are you going to go?"

Before Yinshi could speak, Spandam laughed.

"But let me tell you, what's so good about that kind of place? I really don't understand why you want to go to that kind of place. It's not a thankless job, so why not follow me obediently back then!"

【Ah, speaking of which, the subordinates you sent out are about to return in triumph, right? 】

Spandam froze for a moment, then smiled triumphantly.

"Hehehe, it seems that you know a lot! Soon I will be famous in history! My name, Spandam, will also be passed down to future generations in the name of a great hero!!"

【Ah, impossible, impossible!Facts have proved that it ended in failure. 】

"…………"

"Hey, you bastard..." Spandam had huge veins all over his face at this time, "Can't you say something nice???"

[No way, who made you look like a villain?The so-called appearance is justice!As a person whose appearance has already been destroyed, you just accept the reality. 】

"You bastard——"

From the bottom of his heart, Spandam felt that Yinshi was his nemesis.Always pissed myself off.

"You still have something to ask of me!! I don't have to help you at all!!!"

【Don't help me?sure!Then I'll go see you directly. 】

When Spandam heard this, he was immediately frightened.

"Don't come here!!! Damn it... I'll just do it!! Are you satisfied??!"

After speaking, Spandam hung up immediately.

The next day, Yinshi, who received the transfer order, set off and officially went to the deep sea prison - Imperton.

"Are you Sakata Gintoki who came to train as a watchman?" In front of him, a tall man with a face like his name, a headdress in the style of an Egyptian pharaoh, and a belly bulging like a ghost looked at him. said to himself, "Welcome to my Imperton."

"You've exposed your ambition!" Gintoki complained.

"Ah, really..." The man in front of him panicked, but quickly adjusted, and stretched out his hand, "I am Hannibal, the deputy director of this prison. Please give me more advice."

"Ah, we know each other! You are the future Director of Prison! Please give me your advice!" Yinshi shook hands with Hannibal.His words made Hannibal very happy.

"Oh, do you think so too? You have a good vision!! That's right, I'm the future director!!"

Hannibal immediately had a good feeling for Yinshi.So he was very friendly and took him to see the director - Magellan.

But when he came to the director's office, there was no one there.

"It seems that the bastard Director... Ah, no, Director Magellan is having diarrhea again." Hannibal explained, "The Director spends nearly ten hours a day locked in the toilet and has diarrhea. After deducting the eight hours of sleeping, It's actually only four hours of work."

"Is it really good to let a person with such a weak anal sphincter be the leader?" Yin Shi directly complained.

At this time, the side door was pushed open.

A taller than Hannibal, a satanic man dressed in black appeared.

I saw him rubbing his stomach with a haggard look on his face.

"Ah... Rafa is so uncomfortable all day long... Huh? Hannibal? What's the matter? Who is this man?"

"This is Sakata Gintoki who was recommended as a trainee watchman."

"Ah, it's you!"

Magellan sat back to his seat and nodded to Yinshi.

"I'm Director Magellan. According to your information, you are very active as a navy! But why do you want to come here to be a watchman?"

Yinshi showed a pure smile and said: "Of course it's because there are many outstanding elders here! That's why I want to come here to learn at a close distance."

As soon as Yinshi's words came out, both Magellan and Hannibal were extremely moved.

"What a good boy!"

"Really! When I become the director, I will definitely write you a letter of recommendation... Ah, no, I'm revealing my ambition again."

At this time, there was a "gululu" sound.

"Uh, no, here we go again...Hannibal, I will leave this newcomer to you. Take him to familiarize himself with the environment first!"

After speaking, he went to the toilet again.

"In this prison, there are a total of six floors. The lower you go, the more dangerous the prisoners are. After all, you are new here, so let's work on the first floor for now. Domino!"

Following Hannibal's shout, a blond beauty in a military uniform with an eye patch on her left eye appeared.

"Yes, Deputy Commissioner."

"He's a new guard. He's in charge of the guard on the first floor for the time being. Give him some tasks."

"Yes, I understand!"

Following behind the ascetic beauty Domino, Gintoki looked around curiously.

After all, it is the ground floor, so what is displayed everywhere is an extremely ordinary prison.But after reading the original work, he knew clearly that the real face of this prison was the beginning of the underground.

"The prisoners here are all extremely ordinary criminals with little fighting power. The main guards are these blue orangutans." Domino pointed to the gorillas not far away and said, "From now on, you will be responsible for patrolling once a day in the morning, noon and evening. , and count the number of prisoners. Here is the list."

After receiving the list, Yinshi raised his eyebrows and asked, "Is this all right?"

Probably thinking that Yinshi felt that such a job was not challenging, so she explained: "Because you are still a newcomer. So this is just to let you get acquainted with the process. You will be allowed to work at LV1 in a few days."

Squeezing the information in his hand, Yinshi asked lightly: "If I want to get to the bottom... that is, LV6, how long will it take me?"

Domino's expression changed.

"The prisoners there are all extremely brutal monster-level figures who have been sentenced to death or life imprisonment and have been erased from history. Except for the director, the guards will not be allowed to enter. Of course, unless the ability is obtained by the director agree."

Yinshi didn't say a word, but he was thinking about it in his heart.

(Sure enough, it's not that easy. There's still about half a year left...should be enough, right?)

"Ah, by the way, it happens that a new prisoner has arrived recently. You should check all his information first."

Following Domino's order, Yinshi came to the innermost cell.

"Eh...Prisoner 44729? Check the information now."

"It's not 44729," inside the cell, a very familiar long-haired man in prison uniform said to himself expressionlessly, "It's Gui!"

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"It's you——" You———————————