[Pirate] Navy King

Originally, it would take at least three hours to go around the entire Wano country (excluding the border area), but for Xiao Zi who was thinking about it, Orochi abruptly compressed it to one hour.

After finally entering the Jiguo Temple, Orochi couldn't wait to let all his subordinates leave, and rushed straight into the temple.

"Little Purple!!!"

"Ah~~~ General is so slow~~~ People have been waiting for you for a long time~~~"

This trembling voice was not the Xiao Zi whom he was thinking about.Upon closer inspection, it was indeed another woman.

Although she is not Xiao Zi, she is as cute as Xiao Zi. Except for the weirdness of the white hair, the whole gives people the vision of an exotic beauty, which makes the big snake feel fresh and curious.

"Who are you? Where's Xiao Zi?"

"I hate it, General~ You only have Xiao Zi in your eyes! Is Xiao Zi really that good? Is it really not good without Xiao Zi? She is money~~~"

Yinzi—that is, Yinshi, with shameless expressions and movements, is trying hard to seduce Heitan Orochi.

Recalling the use of "rock-paper-scissors" 10 minutes ago to decide who will switch, but at the moment of victory, he fell down and directly stabbed himself in the needle, Yinshi felt extremely sad!

Absolutely don't let Ace see himself now.

This is Yinshi's inner decision.

"Come on, general! It's hard work getting up early in the morning, come here quickly! Yinzi will help you pour wine~"

Yinshi took the big snake's hand vigorously and dragged it into the inner hall.However, the strange thing is that the big snake is not moved at all.

"So, where is Xiao Zi? Where is Xiao Zi?"

Yinshi began to break out in a cold sweat, but he still showed a silly and sweet smile and said, "Oh, the general is so annoying, he only thinks about Xiao Zi! Isn't it enough to have a family?"

"Well, how can I say..."

Orochi looked at Gintoki seriously.In the end, he shook his head regretfully.

"No way... she is obviously a beauty, but I don't feel it at all!"

Yin Shi: "..."

"You were arranged by Katsura, right? Probably because he wanted to give me a surprise...Really, although I am very happy with his arrangement, it is a pity that you are not good at all! I have no impulse to see you at all! Your feminine charm is really amazing Can not be done!"

Yin Shi burst out with blue veins.

"Oh ho ho ho, general, you really love to joke! How could he not be feminine? Besides, [beep——] I'll kill you!"

Big Snake looked over in horror: "Eh? Did you say something serious just now?"

"Huh? I hate it~ What is the general talking about? Well, let's go in quickly!"

Directly with an attitude of involuntary explanation, Gintoki sat inside the house while pulling the big snake, and poured him a glass of wine.

Looking at the wine in his hand, Big Snake didn't intend to drink it at all.

"What's the matter? Doesn't the general want to drink? It's rare that a beautiful woman pours wine for you, do you really not want to drink?"

"Well... After all, I drank enough on the way to see King Ming, and I actually feel a little drunk. If I drink for a while, I won't be able to communicate with Xiao Zi properly."

"General, you are really, you are still saying such things until now! If you say it again, people will be really angry! They will really take off your [beep——] and use it as your bun!!"

Orochi was startled again: "Eh? I seem to have heard you say something terrible just now..."

"Okay~ It's getting late, General, let's hurry up and light the fireworks! I believe everyone must have been waiting for a long time!"

Silver Toki began to encourage the big snake to complete the last ritual.

As a result, Orochi once again rejected the proposal from Gintoki.

"Xiao Zi will go when she comes."

"Why??"

Gintoki, who obviously had countless veins on his face but still forced a smile, asked with a tone of gnashing of teeth.

"You already have such a super beautiful woman, why are you still not satisfied? Don't think that she really dare not cut you!!"

"You are really scary sometimes! Are exotic beauties really so dual-faced?" Big Snake asked with some dark lines.

"What are you talking about? Women have two sides! Just like your favorite Xiao Zi, she looks different before and after makeup! Don't ignore this fact!"

"No, even if it's the truth, don't say it directly!"

"The general is the one, don't lie to yourself!"

After discussing for a while, Yinshi raised his smiling face again.

"Okay, it's not too late for the general, let's hurry up and light the fireworks!"

"No, I have to wait for Xiao Zi."

Things are back to square one again.

Yin Shi wanted to pound the floor.

Why is this guy so difficult?Obviously mentally handicapped! ! !

"You must know that offending the general many times is a capital offense! If the general didn't take pity on the beauty, you would have died a hundred times! You must always remember it!" the general said seriously.

At this time, Yinshi suddenly realized that he had spoken the truth that he mistakenly thought just now.

"By the way, what does 'retarded' mean?" Big Snake asked.

"Ah... To put it simply, it means 'IQ is very high, no matter what happens, it's not an obstacle'."

Yinshi said nonsense that came at his fingertips.But the truth is, Orochi really believed it.

"Are you praising this general for being smart, elegant and noble? Hehehe, you have a good vision!!"

At this moment, Yinshi's heart was completely calm.

"The general... the fireworks, do you still want to light them?"

"Didn't you just say that? This general promised to light it with Xiao Zi. How can you break your word?"

Silver silently covered his face.

"Master General~"

Another female voice came.The big snake turned his head to look, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Oh oh oh, Xiao Zi!! You are finally here!! This general misses you so much!!!"

"Hey, too, General!"

Yinshi stared blankly at the huge part protruding from the back of this "little purple".Sensing Yinshi's gaze, Gui who was hiding behind that quietly poked his head out, just in time to meet Yinshi's eyes.Then, he showed the martyr's eyes with the message "I'm here to help you".

And Yinshi seemed unable to complain.

"Oh, Xiao Zi, why are you here so slowly?"

"I'm really sorry, General, because I was too nervous..."

"Oh, poor little Zi! But why does your voice seem a little different from usual?"

Both Yinshi and Gui trembled.But soon, Gui pretended to cough a few times.

"Uh...it's like this, because I have a cold recently..."

After thinking about it, Gui continued to add.

"Because I was not feeling well, I was worried that I would infect the general, so I thought of recommending Yin Zi instead of Xiao Zi. But the general loves Xiao Zi so much, how can Xiao Zi not come out?"

"Oh, Xiao Zi, it is enough for you to understand what this general wants!"

Yin Shi silently sat aside, thinking: what is the meaning of becoming a woman?

Orochi finally agreed to light the fireworks.

When he came to the top floor, Big Snake stared at Xiao Zi with what he thought was affectionate eyes: "Come on, let's light it together!"

"Well, yes! This is our first joint operation, my lord general!"

Yinshi suddenly felt goosebumps popping out.

At this time, Big Snake turned his head: "Huh? So you are still there? It's okay, Xiao Zi has come, you can step back. Don't hinder me and Xiao Zi's first homework!"

"That's right! If you can't even do small things well, you should quit quickly!" Gui echoed with a pinch of voice.

But this time, Gintoki wasn't angry anymore.He showed a very coquettish smile.

"Well, I know! It's just that before I leave..."

Yinshi directly pulled away the overcoat wrapped in Gui, and asked with a smile: "Gui Taro, what have you been doing hiding in Miss Zi's clothes all this time?"

Gui who did not expect that Yinshi would come to lift his vest: "..."

"Kitaro???"

Big Snake was really taken aback and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Uh...no...it's like this, because Xiaozi was too nervous and passed out. In order to realize her wish, I made this plan..."

Orochi complained in an instant: "You...do you think this general is so easy to fool? How dare you use such a lie to tease me??"

Both Yinshi and Gui showed expressions of being poked in their minds and being shocked at how they could be so smart, which made Orochi angry.

"You really dare to tease me???"

"No, what I said is sincere!!" Gui Yan said with eyes that were extremely sincere, "Master General! Has the relationship between us all this time been a lie? Do you really think that the past Is all that false? Do you really want to deny our past??"

Yinshi couldn't help complaining: "Why do you say it seems to be what the scumbag said after he was caught cheating?"

After hearing Gui's remarks, Orochi really began to waver.

"I...I want to believe it too, but..."

"Don't let it go! It's all true! It's all from my heart!!"

"Hey... wait, the more you listen to this conversation, the more strange it becomes..." Yin Shi complained again.

Gui supported the other party's shoulder, and said seriously: "Trust me this time!"

Orochi looked deeply at Gui: "Really... can I really trust you again?"

Gui showed a gentle smile: "Of course. Only you... I will not deceive."

"Kitaro..."

"Master General..."

"Well... can this bloody pure love drama come to an end? It feels like it's getting close to the edge." Yinshi complained again.

"Come on, to celebrate our new beginning. Let's light this firework that symbolizes 'rebirth' together!"

Big Snake nodded with watery eyes, and walked towards the fireworks with Gui, raised the match, stroked it lightly, and then slowly moved to the fuse.

Suddenly, the match was thrown out.Orochi laughed loudly, and said contemptuously: "Do you really think that such a lame trick can deceive me? How naive! Although I don't know why you want me to light the fireworks so much, but since you want to see this general so much I won’t let you get what you want!!”

"Zi" sound.The fuse of the fireworks was lit.

Gintoki blew out the lighter, and together with Gui watched the fireworks fly into the air and bloom.Under the splash of fire, a pattern was impressively formed

Inverse half moon.

In an instant, huge explosions erupted in the three quarries.All over the country, war is imminent.

"This... this is..."

"That's it!!"

Turning his head, Katsura, who was no longer an afro, and Gintoki, who was no longer a girl, stood side by side, looking at Orochi with a wicked smile.

"It's 'General'!"