The Legend of Xianxia of Yinzi and Guizi

Tang Tai didn't really realize until now that this was really a blind date from the Five Poisonous Beasts.

"Yeeeeee~eeeeee~"

The interpreter Xue Jian said with a smile: "I am Hua Ying, and I just turned [-] years old this year."

"Yi Yi Yi ~ Yi Yi ~ Yi Yi ~"

Xuejian looked at the flustered Porgy and asked, "Uh... do you need me to help translate?"

Gui shook his head and said, "No need, we have an interpreter."

At this time, Jingjing had already jumped to the side of Poggy, coughed twice and began to translate: "I am Poggy, 370 years old this year! Although it looks big, there are still many shortcomings in fact, please forgive me! "

Xue Jian exaggeratedly covered her mouth: "Oh, it's over 300 years old? It's much bigger than a jacaranda!"

Porgy was hit instantly.

"It's better to be older! Older means that you have cultivated for a long time. Doesn't that mean that the Five Poison Pearls conceived are also very pure?"

Tang Tai couldn't help laughing.

Xuejian was a little unhappy, she quietly tugged at the corner of her third uncle's clothes, and said angrily, "Third uncle! Why are you helping the man speak? Now you are going to pick a husband for Huaying!!"

Tang Tai: "..." Why are you so excited?

With a light cough, Tang Tai asked, "Uh, by the way, I don't know where the two five poisonous beasts were captured?"

"Capture?" Gui eyelids glanced over, and said sharply, "So your fellow Boji was captured by you? That means you are human traffickers?"

Tang Tai was confused again: Why did it suddenly involve human traffickers?

However, Gui began to be aggressive: "Please explain to me clearly! What is capture? Your jacaranda didn't actively follow you at all, did you know that you went to capture it and then brainwashed it? So you forced it to obey Is it yours? If that’s the case, then there’s no need for a blind date at all, let me punish you for such behavior!!”

After speaking, Gui actually drew his sword directly.

Seeing him like this, Tang Tai suddenly trembled with fear: This is his purpose!Make me careless on purpose and then suddenly catch me off guard! !

Tang Tai was about to call out his subordinates to do something, at this moment, Xuejian and Huaying jumped out together and said: "No! It's not like this! Right, Huaying!"

"Yeeee~"

Huaying nodded, Gui looked suspiciously at Jingjing and asked, "Is that so?"

Jing Jing translated: "Hua Ying said that they brought her back in the first place, but they have been feeding her delicious poisons to help her practice, so they are indeed not bad people!"

Gui withdrew the knife and sat back on his seat again: "If that's the case, then there's no problem. Really, you have to make it clear! I've misunderstood."

Tang Tai: "..." Ah, I'm so tired.

"Wig, you are so serious, you will scare the little girl if you are so anxious!" Yin Shi complained helplessly.

"It's not a wig, it's a child's mother!"

"Compared with those family relationships, isn't there something more important?" Yinshi crossed his hands, propped his head and asked sinisterly, "How much dowry are you going to give?"

Tang Tai was shocked: Seriously?Do they seriously think that these five poisonous beasts are our daughter? ?

"Well, you also know that we have raised Porgy for more than 300 years. If you want my child to marry your daughter casually, you have to express it, right? Of course, we don't care. After all, you already have a son, but you earn more! You have an extra 300-year-old son for no reason!! No matter how you think about it, you are more cost-effective!!"

Tang Tai: "..." I really want to go back...

Seeing that Tang Tai didn't express anything, Gui couldn't help scowling.

"What? Do you want to say that marrying my child is useless at all? If that's the case, what's the point? Let's go, Porgy! You bastard!"

Seeing that Gui was really planning to drag him away, Boji glanced anxiously at Huaying, and hurriedly persuaded Gui.

[They didn't mean that! 】

[Probably just not used to it yet! 】

[Let's sit down again! 】

[If you just leave like this, Huaying will definitely feel very embarrassed! 】

【Jacaranda is a good girl! 】

Porgy frequently unfolded the note.Tang Tai, who saw such a picture for the first time, was once again shattered.

This... is this the five poisonous beasts with 300 years of cultivation? ? ?

If Yinshi knew what he said, he would probably complain: "No, this is just a special case."

Persuaded by Poji, Gui sat back down again, but his expression was still very ugly.

Xuejian also likes Poggy very much, so she also hopes to make this a good thing, so she said with a smile: "By the way, Huaying, what do you think of Poggy?"

Hearing this, Poggy looked nervously at Jacaranda.

Jacaranda: "Yeeee~eeee~eeee~"

"Haha, do you think Porgy is a good person!"

Porgy's expression immediately burst into laughter.

Yin Shi frowned: "Hey, hey, this is not a good word! You have been issued a good person card! It means that you will never see it in your life!!"

In an instant, Porgy fell from heaven to hell.

Ignoring the area of ​​Porgy's psychological shadow at this time, Gintoki spoke sullenly again.

"You haven't answered yet! What about the dowry? How much dowry will you pay?"

Although he really wanted to say something like "Why do you want to give a dowry to a beast", in the end, Tang Tai changed his mind and asked, "Then what dowry do you want?"

Yinshi managed to show a black-bellied smile: "At least give us half of your Tang family's property!"

"Half? Are you a lion?" Tang Tai exclaimed in surprise.

"How can you say that?" Yinshi didn't know where he took out a fan and shook it, his expression was very treacherous, "Our family is a five poisonous beast with 300 years of life experience! You are Poisonous ones, you should be very clear about what this means! Once my family and yours are together, a few times a day, a bunch of little five poisonous beasts will come out soon! Then the little five poisonous beasts A few more shots, and there will be a few piles of little five poisonous beasts! Then continue... You should understand the meaning of this, right?"

Tang Tai was moved by the words, his whole face glowed a little.

Jingtian complained: "You don't hesitate to use Poji to make money, Yinzi is worthy of being a professional slut!"

Yin Shi was very proud, and further persuaded: "So, it is completely reasonable to take half of your family property! When the time comes, half of the children born will belong to you, so it will be evened!"

This time it was Gui's turn to complain: "Father, why are you talking about Poggy's child so casually! Don't you worry about infertility symptoms?"

"Huh? Infertile? Porgy?"

"Of course it can't be my Porgy. After all, my Porgy is the one I've been looking at for a long time. It's pure love and this is its first love!"

Gui Mian said with a smile, while Yin Shi was black.

"To put it simply, it has maintained a virginity for more than 300 years! Rather than being a great magician, this has become a world-destroying demon king! Is this really good? Do you want to teach it some relevant knowledge later? "

"My Porgy will naturally learn without a teacher when it comes to actual operation."

Jing Tian complained again: "Hey, is it really okay for you to say this in front of the person involved?"

Gui glared at Tang Tai: "So, we have reasons to have a better understanding! Your daughter shouldn't have a messy private life, right? You must know that young people these days are always wasting their youth and playing in a mess. Find an honest man and so on! I absolutely don't agree with my Poggy marrying such a bad woman!"

Yinshi also nodded: "That's right! Although he is the great demon king who destroys the world, he actually degenerates into a slime automatically when he sees a woman! He is definitely not Medusa's opponent! Just be a friend with sex. If you really accidentally marry such a slutty woman, you will really cry!"

Xuejian became angry instantly, slammed the table fiercely and roared: "Hey! Who are you calling a dissolute woman? The jacaranda is also very pure! How dare you look at my jacaranda like this... Huaying, let's go! I thought Porgy was a good one..."

Seeing that Jacaranda was about to leave, Poggy cried out anxiously and flew over to stop them.

Huaying seemed to be out of the situation from the beginning to the end, and yelled at Xuejian twice after listening to Poggy's words.

"Huh? You said that Porgy is very kind and gentle, and didn't look down on you? Um...that's right, these two people have been making trouble all the time."

Glancing at Yin Shi and Gui, she sat back down again.

Porgy breathed a sigh of relief, and complained to Gintoki and Gui.And I like the considerate Jacaranda even more.

Seeing that Poggy likes Jacaranda so much, and Jacaranda seems to have a crush on Poggy, Yinshi and Gui naturally want to make something good happen.

"Well, although we've talked so much, the main thing is for the two young people to meet each other!" Gui said with a smile.

"That's right! When the child grows up, it's naturally not the parents' turn to worry about it!" Yin Shi also said with emotion.

Sedum complained again: "No, you are not Poggy's parents from the beginning to the end, right? If you really want to say, you are completely outsiders, right?"

"So, what do you think of the third uncle of the Tang family?" Yin Shi thief smiled, "I'm sure he would be willing to give half of his property as a dowry, right?"

"Don't forget to calculate at all times! Is Yinzi really an ordinary slut!" Sedum calmly complained.

Jing Kui said silently: "Brother, you don't have to complain about everything."

Tang Tai laughed suddenly.

"You're right, I also very much agree with these two five poisonous beasts being together."

Yinshi's eyes brightened: "That means the dowry..."

"As long as I kill you all, this five poisonous beast will naturally belong to me!!"

Tang Tai, who had torn off his mask, suddenly became ruthless, and a group of men in red broke in and surrounded them all.

"Kill me..."

"You bastard—"

Before Tang Tai's order was finished, Yin Shi and Gui rushed over and threw their fists and kicks at Tang Tai.

"Is there anyone like you who is an elder? If you can't say it, you just grab the bridegroom directly? It's really rare in the world to be a scoundrel like you!!"

"Do you want to have an extra son for no reason without giving a dowry? You think too beautifully? Do you think we are the skeletons standing there? Beat you to death, you bastard!! Abuse your daughter, you bastard!!"

Yinshi and Gui didn't notice that they were surrounded by groups, but concentrated on punching and kicking Tang Tai.Those younger brothers who came to help fight were all stunned and looked at each other at a loss.

While they were in a daze, Sedum, Jingkui and Wolf Demon, who had sensed that something was wrong, quickly knocked down a few people nearby.

That's how the melee started.

Rao at this time, Yinshi and Gui also realized that something was wrong.

"Hey - stop!!"

Yin Shi yelled and hit Sedum directly on the head.

Jing Tian howled, and shouted in dissatisfaction: "What are you doing, Yinzi?"

"Are you still asking why? How can we fight? Really!!" Gui shook his head while holding the wolf demon's hand, "Everyone is their own group of relatives and friends, even if there is a disagreement, you shouldn't fight directly!" !"

Jing Tian was shocked: "A group of relatives and friends? Are they a group of relatives and friends?"

Even Xue Jian himself was surprised.She had no idea that there were so many people ambushing nearby!

"Hey, you guys! Although it is reasonable to give the husband's family a blow before they get married, so that we don't mistakenly think that the woman's natal family is easy to bully, it is reasonable, but it is not right to fight suddenly when there is a disagreement. Apologize to me! You will scare others by doing this!! I thought you were a well-behaved lady, but it turned out to be the daughter of xxx. How do you let us accept such a gap? So, we still have to Make sense!!"

Jing Tian complained: "No, basically you beat someone up first!!"

"Violence cannot solve all problems!!" Gui Yizheng said eloquently.

"What is the person who was violent just now saying in a high-sounding manner?" Sedum spit again.

"No..." Xuejian murmured suddenly, surprised, "Not all of them are from the Tang Sect!!"

Jing Tian was stunned for a moment, and asked, "Not all from the Tang Sect? What do you mean?"

"They...they..." Xue Jian pointed to a few people in red clothes and shouted, "They are from the Thunder Hall!!!"

"Eh?"

Before Yinshi and Gui could react, they suddenly felt a pain in the back of their necks.

They shared a common "huh?", and then reached out and touched the back of the neck.

Well, there's a needle in there.

Holding the blowing arrow, Tang Tai cursed angrily with a bruised nose and swollen face: "Huh, I originally planned to give you a good time, but now I have decided, I will torture you to death!!!"

Yinshi and Gui glanced at him, then at each other, and then fell face down together.

Sedum was silent for a moment.

"Is there anyone more useless than you——————"