The Legend of Xianxia of Yinzi and Guizi

Sure enough, as Yinshi said, after about half an hour, Zixuan came back with light steps.

"Sorry for keeping you waiting...what's the matter with you?"

Zixuan found that Sedum and the others looked at her very strangely, so she couldn't help asking in surprise.

"Ah...it's nothing..." After coughing lightly, Xu Changqing turned his head and scolded, "Xiaotian, don't keep staring at Miss Zixuan! This is very rude!"

Zi Xuan:"…………"

Zixuan was still full of doubts, so she simply looked at Jingkui and asked, "Xiaokui, uh... what happened?"

Jing Kui smiled at her tenderly: "It's okay, Sister Zixuan, just be yourself."

Zi Xuan:"??????"

Although many places were inexplicable, in the end Zixuan still couldn't find out why.After exchanging information with each other, the group flew towards the island in the sea.

In the sky above the sea, looking down at the vast sea, Jingkui couldn't help but admire: "The sea is so beautiful! This is the first time I've seen the sea!"

Zixuan smiled and said, "This is the first time you have seen the sea?"

"That's right, Xiaokui has been practicing with her elder brother in Mount Shu all this time. Even though she went down the mountain with her uncle a few times, she has never been to the beach. Xiaokui has always wanted to see the sea once!" I was especially happy, "It's the first time for my brother to see the sea, right?"

"Of course, I didn't take you with me when I went somewhere?" Jingtian smiled, "But if Xiaokui likes it, then brother will take you to see it next time!"

Jing Kui was so happy that she almost jumped up: "Really? That's great, brother!!"

"Don't be so naive, you brats!!"

Just when they were elated, Yinshi suddenly poured cold water on them inappropriately.

Jingtian looked at Yinshi suspiciously, and asked, "What are you talking about, Yinzi?"

"You will suffer a lot if you underestimate Dahai!" Yinshi said with a serious face, "Don't look at Dahai's gentle and tolerant appearance. In fact, it is this attitude that is the most dangerous! As the saying goes Well done, the more beautiful and less dangerous things are often the ones that are hidden deeper and more dangerous!"

Gui Wenyan also nodded frequently: "That's right! The sea relies on its gentle and beautiful appearance to deceive people, and then when you enter its embrace, a tsunami or a big wave suddenly engulfs you in it! Every year There are countless people who died in the sea. Its beautiful appearance is covered with bloody and brutal pictures! If you don’t believe it, you can dive to the bottom of the sea to see it. There is definitely a place where the bones are buried. !"

"That's it! So, young people should not be attracted to some beautiful things casually! Beautiful things are often poisonous! For example, flowers, animals, and women are also like this!!" Silver said. Shi Yong began to glance at Sedum non-stop.

Sedum was numb all over from his piercing stare, and asked, "Why are you looking at me like that? It's disgusting!!"

"No, I'm just thinking, you've grown up too!"

Hearing Yinshi's emotional tone, Jingtian seemed a little proud, raised his head slightly and said, "That's right! I can be said to be one of the great masters of the Shushan School now! Right, Xiaokui?"

Jing Kui nodded and smiled, "Yes, brother is the best!!"

"In other words, it's time to prepare for the skinning!"

Before Jingtian could react, Zixuan realized something and looked at Yinshi in astonishment.

Jing Kui was also puzzled, and asked directly: "Sister Yinzi, what is peeling?"

"Simply put, it's time to prepare for the last rung of the adult ladder!"

Sedum and Jingkui still looked puzzled, showing a confused expression.

"Don't you understand?" Yinshi sighed and shook his head, "The education in Shushan is not good! How can we not have the most important life education?"

Gui also disapproved and said: "That is to say! Since you have shouldered the obligation of education, you should develop in all aspects! If you just blindly avoid defense, it will only be self-defeating, so it's better to put everything away from the beginning. Teach them, this is the kingly choice of education!! Doesn’t Shushan even know this?”

Xu Changqing couldn't help but said: "...well, what are you talking about?"

"Even you don't understand? Sure enough, Shushan's education is too bad!! It's too healthy to feel unhealthy!!"

"After going back, I really need to have a good talk with the head! It's wrong to go on like this!!"

Yinshi and Gui sighed loudly here, while Sedum became more and more impatient.

"Hey, hey, make it clear! What are you talking about??"

"We were discussing your virginity."

Yinshi and Gui spoke so bluntly, for a moment, Sedum stopped as if someone pressed the still button, and after about a minute passed, he slowly reacted, and then his face flushed.

"You, you, you, you, what are you talking, talking, talking, talking, talking?????!"

"Virginity, virginity! You must know that the most important thing for a man is his own virginity! Don't tell me you have never thought about such a thing! Hey, and you! You must have thought about it too, right? Don't deny it Yes, there must be, and I must have secretly hidden some books under the bed for supper, and secretly took them out every night, right?" Yinshi said with his dead fish eyes open, but Sedum still had Xu Changqing, who was pulled over by Yin Shi, trembled.

Although Sedum was already eighteen, he was still just a brat who hadn't even grown his hair yet. When Yinshi forced him like this, he froze and couldn't even spit out his complaints.

As for Xu Changqing, who was a little older, his face was flushed at this time, and he didn't know how to answer the conversation. After a long time, he faltered and said a word: "No..."

"Huh? No? It's nothing? Are there any books you shouldn't hide? Hey, hey, don't lie to people who are so big! It's wrong to lie to people!! It's no big deal to say it! After all, this is normal Phenomena!"

"Really not!!!" Xu Changqing finally called out.

Yinshi still wanted to say something more, but at this moment, Gui patted him on the shoulder and said understandingly: "Yinshi, I believe he is not lying. He really does not have such a book in his possession."

Xu Changqing looked at Gui very gratefully, with tears in his eyes: "Guizi..."

"He must have already done it in practice! There is no need for a book to do it by himself!" Gui's words made Xu Changqing almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

Yinshi instantly agreed: "Ah, that's true! So it's not the collection of books, but the collection of people who can actually operate it! Compared with manual operation, automation will be more comfortable!"

Xu Changqing finally couldn't help shouting out: "Don't slander my reputation!!"

"Huh? 'Lust. Desire'? Have we slandered your 'love. Desire'?"

"Did we misunderstand something? Do you prefer manual to automatic?"

"It's not 'passion.desire', it's 'clean reputation'!!!!!! Clean reputation!!!!!!!"

Xu Changqing's voice seemed to be able to shake the sea and stir up a tsunami.

Yinshi and Gui looked at him silently, and said lightly: "It's just a joke! Don't take it so seriously."

"Your jokes have been stimulating the deepest part of my heart!" Xu Changqing said in a cold voice that almost made life worse, "I am going to become a disciple! I have decided never to set foot in the world of mortals!"

Zixuan glanced at him quietly, biting her lip secretly.

But Yinshi directly shouted: "How can it be done! Young people should not be too impulsive! Even if you want to be a monk, you should enjoy it first! Otherwise, you will regret it when you are about to die! You His mother Jin will definitely regret it!!"

Gui also persuaded: "That's right, don't you think it's a pity that it's rare to grow out but never use it once? It's better to be a person who thinks carefully! Maybe you will have a different feeling after using it once. Woolen cloth?"

Xu Changqing blushed almost to the neck, and even became mad: "Hey—————— Are you women? What about your shame? Is it really appropriate to talk to me about this?"

This time it was Sedum's turn to pat Xu Changqing on the shoulder, and looked at him with "you should get used to it".In an instant, Xu Changqing was speechless.

At this time, Jing Kui complained silently: "Well...it seemed like we were just discussing the sea just now, right? Why did it suddenly become such a topic?"

Gui said calmly: "You don't understand this, Xiaokui! You must know how to extend everything."

"No, isn't this stretching too long? Has it nothing to do with the sea?" Jing Kui complained again.

Not long after this topic ended, they finally came to the island.

When they landed in this place, everyone was involuntarily stunned.

Unexpectedly, this island is actually a beautiful palace, and there is a way to go straight down and go deep into the bottom of the sea.

Jing Kui couldn't help exclaiming: "Ah... where is this place! It's so beautiful, like the Dragon Palace in mythology."

"If it's Dragon Palace, it's troublesome!" Yinshi said seriously, crossing his arms, "Some strange box may appear at any time, and when you touch it, you will immediately turn into an old woman of seven or eighty years old!"

Jing Kui exclaimed: "Really?"

"Yinzi is scaring you!" Jingtian glared at Yinshi: "Don't scare my sister! Xiaokui is different from you, she is very simple!"

"It's not scary! I'm telling the truth!" Yinshi yelled dissatisfiedly, "Also, what did you mean just now? What do you mean being different from me? Yinsang is also very simple!! So simple that I can survive as long as you give me sweets!!"

"This isn't pure at all, okay? It's just a sweet tooth!!"

At this time, Zixuan, who had been silent all this time, said: "Okay, don't make trouble, it looks strange here, maybe there is some danger hidden, we must not be careless."

Yin Shi also nodded: "That's right, you must not be careless! You must not touch a big box!"

Gui continued: "Of course, apart from the big box, even the small box is not allowed to touch! Because it might be a dangerous mechanism! Do you know?"

"Also, because you will go to the bottom of the sea, if you meet a mermaid or something, don't talk to it! Because maybe it's just an illusion, but it's actually a fish monster!"

"So, when you hallucinate and see beautiful women or men, don't be careless, just imagine what they look like after removing makeup!"

Sedum and Jingkui raised their hands obediently: "Yes!!"

Xu Changqing & Zixuan: "..."

Everyone finally went down the passage.

Yinshi and Gui used sea breathing beads, while Sedum and the others used the technique of sea breathing to go down to the bottom of the sea together.

When they got down below, even Yinshi and Gui couldn't help being surprised.Originally, the upper part of the palace was already considered big, but they didn't expect that the lower part was even a huge underwater city. The endless border made them all dumbfounded.

"What the hell is... what place is this?" Sedum stuttered as he spoke, his eyes straightened.

Jing Kui hurriedly looked at Yinshi and asked: "Sister Yinzi, you have been to the real Dragon Palace City, right? Is this the Dragon Palace City?"

"Well, it does look a bit like it!" Gintoki said while rubbing his chin.

"However, it's a bit strange..." Gui glanced at it, frowned and said, "There's no one there!"

"Indeed, it's too quiet here!" Xu Changqing also frowned, and said, "Speaking of which, I heard from fishermen who went out to sea to fish, that this island was once visited by people, but they couldn't enter it!"

"There's no way to get in? That means they can't get in?" Zixuan pondered for a moment, then said, "Could it be that there is a barrier set up by someone here?"

Jing Kui asked in surprise, "Then why can we come in?"

"It is very likely that this enchantment is only for ordinary people. And we are all people with magical powers, so naturally the enchantment cannot restrict us!"

Zixuan's words got their approval.

"Anyway, since we're here, let's check around! It's best to find the owner of this underwater city, because maybe this person has what we want!"

After hearing Xu Changqing's words, Jing Tian's eyes lit up: "Shui Lingzhu!!"

Xu Changqing smiled and nodded.

So, they started groping around.After groping for a long time, they finally found the passage to the next floor.

This place has more than just one floor!Moreover, the second floor turned out to be a completely different picture from the first floor - if the first floor is the periphery of the Undersea Dragon Palace, then the second floor is definitely the garden of the Undersea Dragon Palace.From time to time, you can also see huge pearl oysters opening or closing, and the pearls inside emit a dazzling luster.

Sedum started to itch, he leaned in front of one of the big clams, and when it opened enough for a hand to reach in, he immediately reached in and grabbed the big pearl that was about the size of a baby's palm.

Sedum was overjoyed, and when he was about to take out his hand, he didn't expect that the big clam, which was opening and closing slowly, would suddenly close it hard, and Sedum, who was caught, let out a tragic cry.

"Ah ah ah ah ah--------"

"Brother!!!" Jing Kui was the first to notice, and rushed over to pry open the pearl oyster.

Seeing Xu Changqing and Zixuan, they rushed to help, and after a while, Sedum finally took out his hand, but unfortunately, he couldn't take out the pearl in the end.

Touching his swollen wrist, Jing Tian looked at the pearl regretfully, and said unwillingly: "It's too wasteful! I hurt my hand, but the pearl hasn't been caught yet..."

"Xiaotian!!" Xu Changqing was angry, and said sternly, "How can you be greedy? You must know that your arm was almost cut off by this pearl oyster just now!"

Sedum felt a little guilty: "I see pearls are very beautiful! Xiaokui likes them too, right?"

Jing Kui sighed: "I prefer my brother's hand intact!"

Sedum moved her lips, although she was still unwilling, she still muttered in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I won't do it anymore..."

"Well, that's right! As a human being, don't be too greedy!!"

Hearing Yinshi's voice, they all looked over and were speechless for an instant.

I saw Yinshi's two hands were tightly clamped by the large pearl oyster at this time, and there was even one on his head, which was already bleeding non-stop.

Everyone was silent.But Jing Tian silently walked up to Yin Shi and bowed at ninety degrees.

"Thank you for giving me such a convincing image!"

Yin Shi: "..."