The Legend of Xianxia of Yinzi and Guizi

In the house near the small river, Qiao Muyun was preparing dinner.

At this time, someone knocked on the door.

For Qiao Muyun, who seldom came to visit, he was a little surprised by the knock on the door.

When she opened the door, all doubts disappeared, and an orchid-like smile appeared on her face.

"Silver, Guizi!"

"Hey, I'm bored, I came to play with you!" Yin Shipi greeted with a smile.

"Very welcome... ah!" Qiao Muyun suddenly remembered Yin Shi and Gui's teaching of "The Theory of Men and Women Winning", and a layer of blush gradually spread on her fair face.

Yinshi and Gui had already approached the room on their own, accidentally saw Qiao Muyun's flushed face, and asked puzzledly: "Huh? What's wrong with you? Why are you so red? Have you got a fever? "

"Ah, no, it's nothing!!!" Qiao Muyun said in panic, "You guys sit down first, I'll make tea for you!!"

After speaking, she ran into the kitchen in a panic.

"We're still a little hungry!"

"Could you please make us some snacks?"

Gintoki and Gui shouted without feeling embarrassed at all.

Hearing them like this, Qiao Muyun couldn't help laughing.

"okay, I get it."

Seeing her temporarily out of their sight, Yinshi and Gui exchanged glances, and began to sneak into the inner room to search.

Although as an outsider, it is a terrible thing to interfere with other people's marriage at will.However, if it is only a small change, it should still be possible.

For example, hiding all the correspondence between Qiao Muyun and Qing Leng.

On the surface, Shuming is polite to others and has a gentle smile, but he uses cold violence against his wife, which is something no man can bear!

If a super straight man like him found out that his wife was secretly having relationships with other men, no one could imagine how Qiao Muyun would end up.

For this reason, Yinshi and Guicai came here specially.

Fortunately, the house is not too big, Yinshi and Gui searched everywhere, and their methods were very professional.

"Huh? Yinshi! Here!!" Gui suddenly shouted.

Yinshi, who was aiming under the bed, immediately retracted and ran to Gui's side.Gui carefully knocked loose the stone brick on the wall and took it out, and a piece of cloth wrapped in it suddenly appeared.

"Is this the one?" Gui took it out and unfolded it, and it turned out to be several letters.

"It's well hidden! If that's the case, you probably don't need to worry about being discovered." Yinshi said with a smile.

"Indeed. However, as expected, it is safer to destroy the evidence, as if only the dead can keep secrets best!"

"You are talking about a villain, hey!!!"

Back in the outer hall, Yinshi and Gui obediently sat and waited as if they hadn't done anything.

Finally, Qiao Muyun came out of the kitchen with tea and tea fruit.

"Try it, these tea fruits are brought to me by our family, they are delicious!" Qiao Muyun said with a smile.

Gintoki happily took a bite, and his originally excited face suddenly collapsed.

"……Salty?"

Qiao Muyun asked suspiciously: "Don't you like salty food?"

"Uh... Generally speaking, it should be sweet, right?" Gintoki complained a little unhappy.

Gui, who was also eating tea fruit, complained lightly: "Yinshi, you should be grateful when eating other people's food, whether it suits your taste or not!"

"You can't say that! Gratitude is gratitude, but you must say it if it doesn't suit your appetite! Otherwise, it's called hypocrisy!!" Yin Shi said brazenly.

Qiao Muyun couldn't help laughing when he heard the two of them making fun of each other.

"I'm really sorry that it didn't suit your taste! As an apology, why don't you stay for dinner tonight?"

"Oh, that's a good idea!!" Yinshi said with great interest.

"Yinshi! It's better not to be too thick-skinned as a human being! People have already brought out tea fruit and tea to entertain us, how can you continue to ask for more from others! Don't you know the etiquette as a guest? Listen Said that the asparagus is very fresh recently, let's eat that tonight!"

"Finish the superficial work first!!!"

"Hehehe..."

Qiao Muyun laughed again.

"You guys are really interesting. With you guys, I won't be bored in the future."

Yinshi and Gui couldn't help looking at her.

"...Actually, I almost always stay alone, facing the empty four walls every day. To be honest, it's really boring..." There was a trace of emptiness in Qiao Muyun's eyes.

Qiao Muyun is still very young, probably in his early twenties.She has a beautiful appearance, moves forward and retreats well, and she can be seen to be well-bred from her gestures. She should be the daughter of a good family with a good background.

Obviously, they should have a good home... Gintoki and Katsura suddenly felt a pity.

Yinshi was still thinking about what words to use to comfort the young woman in front of him, but Gui hit a straight ball.

"Get a divorce!"

Not only Qiao Muyun, but even Yinshi was shocked.

Naihe Gui didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said, and continued to speak nonsense.

"Just dump the man who doesn't care about you! It's okay! You can definitely meet someone better! Of course, if you don't mind, I can also support you..."

Yinshi kicked him flying: "Don't expose your desire, you pervert———"

Gui was kicked directly into the stove in the kitchen by Yinshi, Qiao Muyun couldn't help but exclaimed when he saw this.

"No, are you alright?"

"Ah, it's okay!" As the murderer, Yinshi casually patted the dust on his hands and said lightly, "This guy probably has about a hundred lives, and subtracting one or two casually will not hurt at all!"

Having said that, Qiao Muyun is still a little restless, looking at a certain "corpse" in his kitchen from time to time out of the corner of his eye.

What is this, the case of hiding the body in the stove?Qiao Muyun's head was a little swollen, so that she didn't pay attention to what Yinshi was saying at all.When she realized it again, what she heard was this sentence.

"So, are you going to be M?"

For a moment, Qiao Muyun was stunned.

"……Aha?"

"M! M!!" Yinshi seriously analyzed, "Anyway, you will never get a divorce, right? Well, maybe even if you want to divorce, it will be difficult, after all, in this age, women are all kinds of harsh! If If the husband dares to treat his wife like this, the wife will definitely beat her husband to the point where she can’t get out of bed for three months without saying a word! So, you still lack a little bit of courage. !!"

Qiao Muyun still didn't realize it at all.Looking at Yin Shi ignorantly: "...so?"

"Since you can't cultivate your courage and successfully evolve yourself into a female orangutan with a full offensive and defensive level, then you can only tactfully change your job to become a sow with both offensive and defensive skills."

Qiao Muyun was shocked.How did this statement come about?

She was silent for three seconds to adjust her breathing and heartbeat, and then asked slowly and cautiously, "Why a sow?"

"Don't underestimate sows! Especially sows with M attribute, to some extent, they are even the strongest who can surpass female orangutans!" Gintoki made a gesture like Ikari Gendo, Qiao Muyun analyzed word by word: "Being coldly treated at a distance can also be regarded as a kind of PLAY and excited; good intentions and malice can be accepted as rewards; no matter what kind of suffering can be transformed into pleasure; between the body and mind A seeker who puts a heavy burden on everything in order to grow; when treating himself, he is the ultimate Shaking S! That’s right, such Shaking M is the real strongest pervert!!!”

After some high-spirited discussions, the scene fell into a complete dead silence.

After a long time, Qiao Muyun asked tremblingly: "...Then, what does that have to do with me?"

Yinshi took it for granted and said, "You don't want a divorce. I can't stand your husband's cold violence against you. To be honest, I'm really worried that you will suffer from schizophrenia in the long run. You can only adjust your mentality, right?"

With that said, Yinshi gave her a thumbs up: "Become M! You will definitely become happy!!!"

"...It does sound like you can become happy, but I always feel that you will lose a lot of things!!"

"If there is a loss, there is a gain!"

"Isn't that what you said?"

"Yinshi, don't force a normal person to become a pervert! Wouldn't your conscience be disturbed by doing this?"

Gui, who had been revived with full blood, came back, and condemned Yin Shi.

"It's so noisy, pervert!"

"It's not a pervert, it's Gui!"

Qiao Muyun sighed slowly.

"Thank you for worrying about me."

Hearing such a gentle voice, Yinshi and Gui stopped their quarrel and looked at her.

Qiao Muyun had a grateful look on his face, although the smile seemed very downcast.

"I'm really grateful that you have taken such pains to think about me. It's just that these are probably my life. I don't ask for anything, so let it be."

Hearing this, Yinshi and Gui didn't know what to say, they looked at each other.

"Are you really willing?" Gui asked softly.

"So what if I'm not reconciled." Qiao Muyun sighed softly, "Everything is my own choice."

After a pause, Qiao Muyun said something that had been suppressed in her heart.

"Actually, before we got married, he... came to me and asked for an end to the engagement."

"break off an engagement?!"

"Yes……"

For Qiao Muyun, who attaches great importance to etiquette and reputation, being divorced is a great shame and humiliation.Therefore, she did not agree to Shuming's request back then.

Not only her, but even her and his family members disagreed, so they forced him to continue to perform the marriage contract, and the final result was the current situation.

"Because I refused to divorce, he reluctantly married me. But because of this, he has been unable to swallow this breath, so he always neglects me, mocks me, and bullies me..."

Yin Shi and Gui frowned.

"Um, so..."

"What should I say..."

Finally, the two said in unison: "This is really what you did to yourself!"

Yinshi and Gui's words hit Qiao Muyun hard.

"Eh?"

"Yeah, how should I put it..." Yin Shi rubbed his chin, looked at Qiao Muyun suspiciously and said, "You are not an M at all, right? Since people have come to divorce you, it means that He doesn't like you at all! You forced him to marry you, so you should be mentally prepared that you won't have a good life! In the end, you still married him, aren't you looking for abuse? Are you really Isn't it M?"

"Did you think it was a fraudulent marriage, but in fact it is a plot with a script?" Gui shook his head and sighed, "When a person chooses a marriage partner, he must be careful. If he just marries for the sake of marriage, that is Absolutely not advisable. Although as a man, it is a scumbag to treat his wife like this. But if you really want to discuss it in the final analysis, all of this is your own choice, and you have no one to blame."

Being accused by Yinshi and Gui, Qiao Muyun felt ashamed.

"... What can I do?" Qiao Muyun covered his face and wept, "If other people know that I have been divorced, it will have a great impact on my reputation, and I'm afraid it will be difficult for me to remarry!"

"So, rather than becoming an old aunt that everyone laughs at, you would rather choose an unhappy marriage that only you know about?" Yinshi smiled wryly, "It's really an ultimate choice between hell!"

"My tone just now may have been too much, and I need to apologize to you. However, I still feel that you have wronged yourself too much by doing this." Gui Jingjing looked at Qiao Muyun, "You are beautiful. Whether it is yours Your face is still your soul. Therefore, you don’t need to sacrifice your life’s happiness just because you care about other people’s opinions. You should think about yourself.”

Gui's words seemed to have had a great impact on Qiao Muyun, her eyes widened, and she muttered Gui's words just now.

"Think for yourself..."

"Well, that's it!" Yinshi smiled, "No matter how much others say, it doesn't mean anything. What matters is you, doesn't it? Why make yourself unhappy for others? You just need to do: I The happiness of others is my happiness, and the misfortune of others is my happiness! In this way, happiness will definitely be obtained!!”

Qiao Muyun: "Wait a minute, didn't you just say something terrible?"

"All in all, for your own happiness, try to make others unhappy!"

"Wait! How did this conclusion come about??"

"You must know that your own happiness is largely based on the pain of others! Therefore, as long as you work hard to make others unhappy, your own happiness can be magnified."

"Have you all lost your minds???" Qiao Muyun yelled out for the first time.