The Legend of Xianxia of Yinzi and Guizi

When they found that on the river not far away, a bolt of lightning directly hit one of the boats, Yinshi and Gui realized that something was wrong.The two flew over immediately and stepped onto the boat.

At this time, the boat was completely scorched black because of the lightning, and the five people on the deck seemed to have turned into charcoal figures, dying.

They took a glance, then circled around and walked into the cabin, only to see a scene that made them sad.

"Bastard, how dare you hit my brother? What kind of onion are you? How dare you even touch my brother? Go to hell, you bastard!!"

Jing Kui, holding the hair of a man who had turned into charcoal in one hand, slapped his face mercilessly with the other hand, scolding him every time he slapped him, this appearance was so tough that Yin Shi and Gui trembled .

"Okay, so scary..." Yin Shi's voice was full of tears, and he said hoarsely, "Why, why did Xiao Kui, who was so cute back then, become like this? Is there something wrong? Is it the gene fusion? Is there a problem with one step??"

Gui also said with a look of shock: "Everyone says that the women's college has made eighteen changes. This sentence should not be underestimated!"

"It's not eighteen yet! It's not even eight yet!! This change is too radical, right? They've all become fucking Yin people! They can directly join the big family of Yin fucking Vajra Mother Orangutan Ahh!!!”

"After all, the potential that brother control inspires is limitless! Sure enough, brother control cannot be underestimated!"

"Of course you can't underestimate it! Look at it for yourself, even the other innocent children have shattered expressions on their faces! They can't help but start to doubt the world!!"

At this moment, Sedum, who was unconscious beside her, slowly opened her eyes.

Seeing that he reacted, Jing Kui immediately stopped what she was doing, and directly threw the poor man away.

"Brother, are you okay? Xiaokui is so worried about you!!"

Jing Kui looked at Sedum softly with a weeping expression.

At this moment, the shadows on Yinshi and Gui's faces became deeper.

Sedum didn't seem to have realized the current situation, and she was a little dazed when she saw Jing Kui's face.

"Xiaokui?" Sedum frowned, suddenly recalled everything, sat up abruptly and said anxiously, "That's right! Those bad guys... I was discovered, and then... eh?"

At this time, Jing Tian noticed that the current situation seemed to be different.The man who fell on the ground and turned into charcoal was clearly the guy who beat him.

"What... what happened?" Sedum saw Yinshi and Gui standing at the door as sculptures, and asked, "Yinzi, Guizi? Did...you do it?"

Just as Yinshi was about to deny it, Jingkui immediately nodded and said, "Yes, luckily Sister Yinzi and Sister Guizi came to rescue us in time! Otherwise...Xiaokui is really scared!!"

As she spoke, she actually held her face and began to sob.

In an instant, Yin Shi and Gui were almost covered in shadows.

"Sister Yinzi, Sister Guizi, thank you for coming here to save us!" Jing Kui ran up to Yinshi and Gui, smiled gratefully, and stretched out her arms to hug their heads, and then...

"Tell brother, I will kill you."

It was the voice of a dark messenger that seemed to emerge from hell.

Gintoki and Gui froze.And Jing Kui also showed her usual cute and sensible smile, and let go of Yin Shi and Gui.

"Sister Yinzi, sister Guizi, you are the best!"

Gintoki & Gui in cold sweat: "………………………"

Because the boat didn't know where it was going, Yinshi and Gui couldn't turn the boat back, and just stopped the boat at the nearest ferry.Then it was directly reported to the local government for them to deal with.

The local Shangshufu surnamed Zhou, after learning about this incident, took it very seriously, and immediately sent people over to arrest the traffickers who were tied up by Yinshi and the others, and promised Yinshi and others that they would definitely abduct them The children were sent back to their parents intact.

By the way, Yan'er, the daughter of the woman who bumped into Yinshi before, was also among them.After learning about this, they all breathed a sigh of relief.

"Well, what about Xiaoya?" Jing Kui suddenly asked worriedly.

"Xiaoya?" Jing Kui pulled a little girl who was the same age as her, and looked at them timidly.

Jing Tian added: "Little girl has no father or mother, she is an orphan."

After Zhou Shangshu heard this, he also showed embarrassment.

"Well, that's a little difficult..."

"In that case, Father, why don't we take her in as our maid, how about that?" A handsome young man stepped forward and suggested with a smile.

Zhou Shangshu smiled when he heard this.

"You have been kind from the past. However, this is a good way." Zhou Shangshu nodded, looked at Xiaoya and asked, "Are you willing? Or do you want to return to the place where you lived before?"

The little girl was taken aback for a moment, and then happily said: "I... I am willing! I am very willing!"

She was pleasantly surprised, and then bent down to thank the boy: "Thank you, son..."

"My name is Zhou Chiyan." The boy said with a smile, "You can just call me 'Master'."

"Yes, Master!"

"However, your name, Xiaoya... sounds like a name that can be slaughtered." Zhou Chiyan said with a slight frown.

The little girl lowered her head: "My name is called by the village chief at will..."

"In that case, let me give you a new name, okay?"

The little girl nodded immediately: "Of course!"

Looking at her expectant eyes, Zhou Chiyan smiled slightly, "In this case... Pearl. Pearl, what do you think?"

"Pearls..." Even a poor girl like Xiaoya knows how precious pearls are.She stared at the handsome young man in front of her with wide eyes, and slowly blushed.

Seeing her strange expression, Zhou Chiyan asked in puzzlement, "Why? Don't you like it?"

"No, no!!" The girl who was suddenly awakened shook her head and nodded again, "I, I like this name very much! Really, I like it very much..."

Zhou Chiyan smiled: "Really, that's good."

Seeing Zhou Chiyan's smile, the girl who was renamed "Pearl" blushed even more.

After this episode passed, Yinshi and Gui took Jingtian brothers and sisters on the road to Shushan again.

"Really, I wasted so much time!" Yinshi stared at Jingtian complainingly and said, "I told you not to run around, but you just didn't listen! You deserve to suffer! As the saying goes, you should listen to the adults Well!"

Jing Tian stared back at Yin Shi without timidity: "Don't be an afterthought here! Obviously, I was very happy after hearing that I bought you sweets! An adult like you is really embarrassing!"

"Huh? The wings are hard, right? You dare to refute! You are really good!!"

"That's right, I've always been good at it!!"

"Okay, you two stop arguing!!" Gui directly grabbed their heads and forcibly separated them.

"We'll be near Shushan soon, don't show people jokes! Sedum, remember, the first impression is very important! No matter where you go to enroll or interview with the company in the future, it's the same, what the other party sees is the first one. First impression, even if you are a super jerk inside, a perverted stalker, or a violent female orangutan, as long as you recognize the first impression, even if those things are exposed in the future, they will not take it to heart Yes! So, put on a good attitude for me! Even if you think you're in trouble, you should show a very happy smile on your face. Even when you see the leader and think he is an 'annoying old man', you You must also show emotions like 'Wow, I really like this kind and amiable grandpa'! You must remember it no matter what! This is the so-called way of life!"

Jing Tian looked at Gui who said such a remark, and complained expressionlessly: "Is it really appropriate for you to say such a thing to a child who is only ten years old?"

"Get to know the hardships of the world early, so you won't live too hard in the future!" Gui replied seriously.

Yinshi glanced at Gui and complained, "Hey, are you ruthlessly smashing a child's hopes and dreams into pieces?"

Sedum also complained: "That's right! Give us more health advice!!"

"Sedum, don't be coquettish! Once you enter Shushan, you will start to enter the society! If you don't remember me well, you will regret it in the future!"

Jing Tian picks his nose when he learns Yin Shi: "How could it be so exaggerated..."

"If you don't listen to me, you will become an adult like Gintoki in the future! Do you really hope?"

Yin Shi burst out with blue veins: "Hey, what's wrong with a grown-up like Yin Sang? Sedum must be very happy..."

Before Yinshi finished speaking, Sedum shouted with a blue face: "No! I don't want to be an adult like him at all! Life is completely dark!"

"Right, so you have to be obedient!"

"Well, I will definitely keep all your words in my heart!!"

Yinshi's veins swelled three times: "Hey, can I beat you? Yinsang can beat you, right?"

Jing Kui comforted, "Calm down, Miss Yinzi..."

Finally, they climbed up Mount Shu and came to the gate.

Although I have always heard how powerful the Shushan School is, but what I heard is completely different from what I actually saw.

Both Sedum and Jingkui looked at everything in front of them in shock and shock, and they couldn't help feeling very excited and unbelievable when they thought that they would practice here to become immortals in the future.

"That, that, Yinzi..." Sedum suppressed his excitement, and couldn't help asking again, "Can we really... really become disciples here? Didn't I hear that the Shushan School is very happy to accept disciples? Is it strict?"

Yinshi saw the admiration under Sedum's eyes, and couldn't help but smiled proudly: "Hmph, of course! Who do you think Yinsang is? Yinsang's connections are all over the world! It's just to get a degree What the heck, it's like waking up to curry in the morning! Right, wig?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui." Gui glanced at Yinshi lightly, and said quietly, "Don't just say that everything is due to you! Obviously, if I hadn't proposed to come to the degree, the other party would not even know who you are." Forget it! Don’t forget, the other party must be very old, and it is absolutely possible to have dementia at this time!"

As soon as Gui's words came out, Yin Shi's face suddenly changed.

"Hey... from what you've said, it seems that... the old man shouldn't have any problems with this, right?" Yin Shi asked with some uncertainty.

"what is the problem?"

"Are you an idiot? Of course it refers to the problem of senile dementia!!" Yinshi stared at Gui with a look of hatred and shouted, "In retrospect, it has been almost ten years since that time. ! At that time, he was already an old man! Isn’t he now a ten-year-old man?”

"What is 10 old men? Do you add another ten years for emphasizing old men?" Sedum couldn't help but jumped out and complained.

"Don't mess yourself up, Yinshi! Although you are already very old, don't forget that he is not an ordinary old man, but an old man who cultivates immortality. He is a very powerful old man, so it should not be easy to get dementia or handicap. A disease like Jinsen!"

"The more you emphasize how powerful the other party is, the more worried I will be!!" Yin Shi couldn't help but sadly said.

Sedum and Jingkui are staring at them.

"Yinzi, Guizi, can we still be disciples of the Shushan School?"

Yin Shi and Gui were silent for a while.

"of course can!"

"You must learn to trust adults! Adults will not deceive you!"

Yinshi and Gui said sincerely.

The four of them came to the gate.

The disciple guarding the gate stopped them decisively and asked, "Who are you?"

Yinshi said arrogantly: "Of course I came to enroll!!"

Seeing that they still didn't understand, Gui added: "It's like this. A few years ago, one of your elders promised to reserve two degrees for us. Now we bring our children to school!"

Obviously, the two goalkeepers didn't believe it.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Is it so easy for our Shushan sect to accept disciples? Stop talking nonsense here! Go away!!"

"Who lied! Be careful of your attitude, bastard! If that elder finds out that you treat us like this, you probably don't even need to guard the gate, just pack up and leave!!"

Yinshi's tone angered the gatekeeper.He said coldly: "I don't know if I will get out, but I know that if you continue to mess up here, the headmaster will definitely drive you away without hesitation!!"

"What's so noisy?"

A majestic voice came out.The two disciples guarding the gate turned their heads and immediately said respectfully, "Uncle Jingming!"

An old man who looked very majestic came out, staring at people without the slightest smile on his face, which made people nervous.

The disciple guarding the gate quickly told him everything that happened just now. He glanced at Yin Shi and Gui, and asked, "An elder proposed to accept you as disciples?"

Yinshi pulled Sedum and Jingkui past him, and said, "It's not us, it's these two little ones!"

Jingming glanced at them and asked, "Who are the elders you are referring to?"

Gui replied, "Elder Cangyun."

"Cang Yun? Humph! It's just nonsense!!" Jing Ming suddenly snorted coldly, "I've never heard Cang Yun mention that he will accept two disciples!"

"No, is it really Alzheimer's?"

Jingming frowned at Yinshi's muttering.

"Go back! This is not a place you can enter casually!" After speaking, he left without looking back.