The Legend of Xianxia of Yinzi and Guizi

Although a preliminary decision has been made on Xiaokui's matter, the most important thing right now is to find Poggy.

After using the tracking spell, Gintoki and Gui flew in a specific direction.The two followed the trail and passed through a village directly, preparing to enter a forest.

"Wait a moment!"

Yinshi and Gui stopped and turned to look at the talking uncle.

"Are you calling us?"

"That's right! Don't you want to go into the woods?" the uncle asked.

"Yeah, what's the problem?" Gui asked suspiciously.

"What are you doing in there?"

Hearing the uncle's question, Yinshi couldn't help complaining, "Why are you gossiping like this? You can tell you're a bachelor!"

The uncle immediately retorted loudly: "Who hits a bachelor? There is no such thing! It's just that my daughter-in-law is very shy and refuses to come out to meet people!!"

"You admit that you are a bachelor!!"

Stabbed by Yinshi in the heart of the glass, the uncle almost cried and shouted: "It's so noisy! Don't leave any pot open and carry any pot!! Thanks to my kindness, I want to remind you, so I won't tell you anymore!! You deserve to suffer go!!!"

After speaking, the uncle ran away without hesitation.

Seeing him completely disappear in front of his eyes, Gui glared at Yinshi: "Look at the good deeds you have done, the information that could have been obtained just disappeared like this!"

Yinshi picked his nose indifferently: "I'm just telling the truth! It's just that this NPC's psychological quality is too bad! Really, he's not professional at all!"

The two joked, but continued to walk towards the woods.

The forest is quite dense, and the terrain fluctuates up and down, and is not flat, especially some vines, which grow extremely thickly, intertwining with each other, making the road very difficult to walk.

"Wow--"

Yinshi, who was almost tripped, turned his head and glanced at the twisted vines, and frowned fiercely.

"What the hell is this place? If Porgy wants to practice, he can't find a better place!"

"Of course I chose a harsh environment because I wanted to better exercise my body and mind!" Gui was moved by his expected Porgy's mentality, and nodded repeatedly.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, they suddenly noticed that the road ahead was covered by countless vines, making it impossible to pass.

"What are you doing here? Sooner or later, these vines will be swallowed up! Where did they grow from!" Feeling a little annoyed, Yinshi was about to pull out his knife and break through the vine wall, but Gui stretched out his hand to stop it. he.

Gui said sadly, "Yinshi, you must know that these vines are still alive! If you cut them off like this, the forest mother will be in pain!"

"Who is the forest mother? When did you become so disgusting?"

"What are you talking about? I've always been determined to protect nature!" Gui said, crossing his arms, "Instead of cutting them off, wouldn't it be possible to separate these vines with the magic power of the Earth Spirit Orb?"

"It's really annoying..." Yinshi cursed, but still took back Lake Toya, ready to take out the earth spirit pearl.However, when he reached into his pocket, Gintoki froze.

After three seconds of silence, Gintoki changed his hand and reached into another pocket, and then, with his complexion getting worse and worse, he touched his whole body.

Finally, he put his hands down and showed a constipated expression.

"……Gone?"

Gui stared at him: "What's missing?"

Under Gui's questioning eyes, the guilty Yinshi covered his face.

"...Earth Spirit Orb... is gone..."

"How did this happen?" Gui began to knock vigorously on the vine wall, "How could you be so careless? You can get rid of such an important thing? How can you support the whole country in the future?"

"When the hell did I say I'm going to support the whole country?"

Gui looked back and said, "It's probably because you tripped and accidentally dropped the bead. Yinshi, you have to take responsibility to find it back!"

"How do I find it? Get rid of the tentacles all over the floor if you have the ability!!"

"Don't shirk responsibility!"

"Who shirked responsibility!" Yin Shi pointed at Gui and complained, "Compared to making sarcastic remarks here, maybe the Wind Spirit Orb on your body has also dropped?"

"Hmph, do you think that the same mistake as yours will happen to me?" Gui directly took out the emerald green bead and said with a smile, "Look carefully!!"

"Gu..." At this moment, Yinshi had nothing to say, and was about to obediently turn around to look for him, but he didn't expect to wait for Gui's next sentence.

"But I lost my panties."

"Pfft——" Yinshi turned his head in shock, "Why???"

Gui said with an innocent face: "Yeah, I don't know what's going on, I just feel that the crotch seems to be chilly, and when I realized it, I found that the underwear was lost at some point."

"So you are completely in a vacuum right now? Thank you for telling me! You don't even know about losing your underwear? Have your senses been completely useless?"

"It's not underwear, it's a loincloth!!"

"Isn't that even worse? Why can you lose the loincloth? By the way, you're actually wearing a loincloth?"

"A samurai should wear a loincloth!!!"

"Don't be so persistent in this aspect!!!"

At this time, Gui suddenly noticed something, and couldn't help being surprised: "Huh? Yinshi, where is your knife?"

"Eh?" The puzzled Yinshi lowered his head, but suddenly found that Lake Toya, which was still there just now, had disappeared.

"Fa, what happened?" Yin Shi looked at Gui in shock, and suddenly shouted, "Wait, wig, where's your Feng Lingzhu?"

Gui's eyes widened.The Wind Spirit Orb that was still in his hand disappeared without knowing when.

At this moment, Yinshi and Gui realized the horror of this forest.

"What's going on here?" Yin Shi exclaimed in surprise.

Gui pondered for a moment and said, "Speaking of which, in the past, people usually prepared sacrifices to the forest god in order to pray for safety! Could it be that the forest god here mistakenly thought that these were sacrifices for him?"

Yinshi retorted mercilessly: "Forget about the earth spirit beads and wind spirit beads, why would my wooden knife tainted with the smell of pickles and your dirty loincloth be mistaken for sacrifices? Forest Are all the gods with such a strong taste?"

After a pause, Yinshi scratched his hair and asked irritably, "Hey, what should we do now?"

Gui turned his head to look at the vine wall in front of him, and said, "I have no choice but to break through this wall for the time being and continue to walk forward."

As he said that, Gui swung his knife and was about to chop it off. Unexpectedly, as soon as he chopped it off, an old man's voice yelled.

"Hey! How can you children destroy it casually? The young people of today——that's outrageous!!"

Yinshi and Gui were stunned, and saw that the vines began to move, and gradually turned into an old man with a withered face.

Yinshi and Gui are dumbfounded.

"This, this is..." Yin Shi was at a loss for words.

Gui also stared at the old man who appeared suddenly with wide eyes, and said in shock: "So the God of the Forest is an old man!!!"

"Is this the point?" Yinshi couldn't help complaining.

"The God of the Forest? Hehe, that's a good title!" The old man said, "I'm the Guteng Immortal!"

Yinshi and Gui looked at the withered old man carefully: "Issei Guteng?"

"Not bad!" Gu Teng glared at them quite dissatisfied and said, "You guys! You almost destroyed the painting carefully drawn by the old man! Hurry up and apologize to the old man!!"

Yin Shi opened his dead fish eyes: "Huh? Painting? Where is it?"

"Are you blind? Don't you know how to appreciate such a perfect painting right in front of you?" Gu Teng patted the vine wall, Yin Shi and Gui fell silent for a moment, and looked over expressionlessly again. .

"Ah, that's it, it turns out that this is a painting! It's really a shocking work! And it's absolutely guaranteed that no one can imitate it!"

"It is indeed rich in profound charm, which makes people completely puzzled!"

I don't know if the old man Guteng understood the subtext in the seemingly compliments from Yinshi and Gui. In short, the old man was very happy.

"Hahaha, is that right? You like it! Hehe, it seems that you have good taste!!"

Both Yinshi and Gui kept silent about this beautiful misunderstanding.

"Well, it's rare to see living people in this forest. Even though I'm a fairy, I still feel lonely..." Gu Teng said with a lonely expression.

Yin Shi: "..."

Gui: "..."

Guteng old man: "So, stay with me, old man!"

Yinshi couldn't help complaining: "A dry old man with a wrinkled face who is so dry that his skin is about to peel off is so cute. Do you think it's cute?"

Ignoring Yinshi's complaints, the old man Guteng cast the spell directly with a smile, and saw that the vines on the ground began to deform again, gradually forming a chessboard.

"Come on! How about playing chess with the old man?"

"Uh...we don't know how to play chess..."

"We are very good at UNO!"

"Let's play Go!"

"I told you we can't play chess!"

"How about playing UNO?" Gui also took out a deck of UNO cards.

"It would be more fun to have a gamble! If you lose, you have to stay with the old man all the time!"

"Hey! I told you we don't know how to play! You are selectively deaf, old man!!!"

"Obviously it's good to play UNO..."

"Don't keep yelling about UNO!! Do you want to play that much??"

The old man Gu Teng smiled: "Hey, it's okay! I will let you five sons, old man, how about it!"

"We can't win even if we are fifty sons! It's been said that we don't know how to play Go!!! If you want to play Go so much, go to the orangutan chief of a certain police station to play!!"

"Even Kondo can't summon the God of Go!"

"If you don't play, I won't let you pass!"

Yinshi burst into veins: "You old man is too annoying, right?"

"I can't live long, old man! There are only three or four hundred years left..."

"It's already long enough!! They have lived for hundreds of years!!!"

"Hey, as I get older, I feel that time flies so fast!"

"That's just your illusion! Illusion!!"

"Let's hurry up and play chess!!"

Yinshi was speechless, and Gui also sighed: "It seems that he is determined to play chess with us."

Yinshi went crazy: "Is this how to do it? Do you really want to stay with this old man for the rest of your life?"

"I really can't stand it!!"

Another old voice came, and a shining scroll flew out and came directly in front of Old Man Guteng.The book fairy came out and said to him: "Come on, let me, the book fairy, come and teach you Go kung fu!!"

"Hey, Book Immortal? All right, let's compare!" Guteng Immortal said with a childlike smile.

Seeing that they were about to start playing chess, Yinshi quickly shouted: "Wait, since you already have someone to accompany you, you don't need us, do you?"

Old man Gu Teng pretended to be angry: "What do you mean? Are you so unwilling to accompany me, a girl?"

"Stop pretending to be arrogant, old man!"

"We still have important things to do, please accommodate me." Gui said in a good voice.

"That's right, so hurry up and give us back what you stole!!" Yinshi said impatiently.

"Stolen things?" Immortal Guteng was taken aback, and said, "Hey, I can't pretend I didn't hear that! When did this old man steal your things?"

"Still sophistry? Didn't you steal the earth spirit beads and wind spirit beads, as well as my knife and wig underwear?" Yinshi said incredulously.

Immortal Guteng frowned.

"Huh, let's not say that the old man is a fairy, how could he do such a sneaky thing! He even stole underwear, why should I steal your underwear?"

Yinshi stroked his chin: "Eh... like activating a certain part?"

In the next second, a large number of vines bound Yinshi.

Immortal Guteng: "What did you just say?"

Yin Shi: "No, I didn't say anything!"

Yinshi was thrown ten meters away.When Gui ignored Yin who was thrown out like a sandbag, he asked in puzzlement, "Well, our things suddenly disappeared for some reason. May I ask the fairy, do you know anything?"

Immortal Guteng stroked his beard and said with a smile, "Ah, that guy must have done it!"

Gui and Yinshi, who ran back clutching his bleeding nose, made a puzzled voice: "That guy?"

"No, that's the one!"

Yinshi and Gui turned around together, and in an instant, a huge black shadow appeared in front of them, and the two of them were shrouded in its shadow.

It turned out to be a giant monkey.

"Hey! I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want to live on from now on, you can save money to buy roads!"

Yin Shi and Gui looked at the giant monkey quietly, expressionless.

"Hey..." Yinshi looked at Gui, "You know me?"

Gui shook his head: "No, it's the first time we met. Did we come to Huaguo Mountain by accident?"

"So what are you thinking? Goku? Is it Goku?"

Seeing that the two people in front of him ignored him, the giant monkey was a little depressed and roared angrily.

"Hey! Don't ignore me! Hurry up and hand over all your valuables!!"

The two looked over again.

"Did you steal the things we didn't see before?" Gui asked.

"Smart people don't say dark words, so what if I stole it?"

Yinshi complained: "Wait, you're not a human, are you a monkey?"

Gui asked, "Then you should be a thief. Why did you suddenly change your career to become a robber?"

"Who ruled that thieves can't be robbers? I'm going to become a model of thieves and robbers!!" The giant monkey said it so arrogantly that Yin Shi couldn't help complaining: "So you want to say that you Is it the monkey who is going to be the king of thieves and robbers?"

But Gui began to preach: "It's wrong to steal! It's even worse to steal other people's things!

"It's none of your business!" The giant monkey roared angrily, then swung its mighty arm and attacked Gui.

"If you're disobedient..." Gui sighed softly, and suddenly rushed under the giant monkey's body, kicking off the giant monkey's front feet so that it lost its center of gravity, and then jumped up.

"Accept the punishment!!!" As he said, Gui slammed his own head on its head.

The giant monkey was knocked down by Gui's head and fell to the ground.

At this time, I saw a wave of spiritual power emanating from the giant monkey's whole body, and then watched the giant monkey shrink slowly, and finally turned into a cute little monkey.