The Legend of Xianxia of Yinzi and Guizi

"Then, brave boy, come and choose your answer!" Yin Shi asked with a naughty smile.

The man in white took a quiet look at Yinshi, and suddenly Yinshi only felt empty under his feet.The man in white put away the sword under his feet.

As a result, the weightless Yinshi immediately fell freely downwards.

"Whoa————" Yin Shi screamed.

Gui rushed over with an upright face.

"Don't worry! Yinshi, I'm here to save you—"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yin Shi happened to pass by the back of his head, and hit a big rock with his head down.

Gui looked at Yinshi's upside-down figure, shook his head with a sigh, and said, "Yinshi! Why don't you be more accurate! Is your sense of distance really that bad? I'm so disappointed!"

In the next second, Yinshi, who was covered in blood, pinched Gui's face ferociously and yelled sadly: "Hey, do you want me to crush your skull? You hairy monster!!"

Gui, who was pinched in mid-air by Yinshi, had difficulty breathing, and began to struggle with both hands and feet.On the other side, the man in white, who was about to fall to the ground, cast the air defense technique at the last moment, and slowly landed on the ground.

He looked at Yinshi.Facing his gaze, Yinshi let go of Gui, glared at him and asked, "What are you looking at? Are you happy that Yinsang is disfigured now, bastard?"

"You... aren't you a monster?"

"Huh?" Yinshi burst out with blue veins: "Which eye of yours sees that Yinsang is a monster? What kind of monster? Big breast monster?"

Han Lingsha, who had been out of state for a long time, finally came back to her senses, blushing and complaining: "What 'big boobs monster', Yinzi, you are too tasteless!!"

At this moment, a young girl's call was heard not far away.

"Uncle Ziying~"

I saw a fourteen or five year old girl rushing over from behind. She was dressed in a moon-white Taoist uniform, the style of her clothes was the same as that of the boy just now, obviously she belonged to the same sect.

When she saw Yin, she widened her eyes and shouted, "Ah! Monster!"

Yin Shi became angry: "Who the hell is a monster, bastard?!"

At this time, another male voice came from behind: "Xuanji, slow down..."

I saw a tall and handsome young man rushing over, he was panting from running, his face was covered with sweat.When he saw Yin, he also showed a surprised expression: "Hey, you are..."

Before he could finish speaking, Yin Shi's face was already full of veins: "Say it again. Labor and capital are not monsters!!!"

At this moment, the man in white bowed down facing Yinshi.

"I'm really sorry. Because I suddenly felt a monster, I found you with white hair and red eyes when I came over, so I mistook you for a monster and attacked you, but until now, I found you at close range. I didn't have the slightest sense of a monster to realize that you are not a monster. This is my recklessness. I am really sorry!"

Before Yinshi could speak, the resurrected Gui immediately said, "It's okay, it's okay! After all, this guy was a bad guy in the past, so I can fully understand your behavior!"

"Hey, haven't you suffered enough just now?"

Han Lingsha said: "The evil spirit you felt just now probably belonged to those monsters over there! We were attacked by these monsters just now, but luckily we were eliminated."

Looking at the corpses of those monsters not far away, the man in white nodded.

He glanced at Han Lingsha's injured leg, and suddenly said a formula.Several light clusters flew out and landed on Han Lingsha's legs.After a while, I saw that her injured part healed quickly.

"...Okay, okay!!" Han Lingsha moved in amazement, and happily said to the man, "Thank you so much!"

The man in white nodded expressionlessly, then called out the lightsaber that was under his feet again, and flew away in an instant.

Seeing that the person who had finally caught up just now flew away again, the girl named Xuanji said anxiously: "Ah! Senior uncle is waiting for us! Senior brother Huaishuo, let's chase after him!"

As she spoke, she chased after him madly.

Seeing her chasing after her, Huai Shuo looked bitter: "Wait, Xuanji..."

Huai Shuo, who wanted to catch up, bent down to Yin Shi and the others in a polite manner and said, "I caused you trouble just now. Please forgive me."

Han Lingsha hurriedly said: "No, don't worry! But why don't you fly over?"

Huai Shuo explained embarrassingly: "Actually, because Junior Sister Xuanji and I accidentally hit the forbidden spell when we were collecting monsters, we couldn't use the sword control technique for 48 hours. Probably until Chenzhou, we could only run over... Ah, Xuanji!!!"

He glanced at Xuanji, saw her running farther and farther, and quickly said: "We are destined to meet each other, and I should go after my little junior sister, see you again when I have a chance, and say goodbye!" Then he hurried to chase Xuanji.

Seeing the way the three left, Yin Shi and Gui were thoughtful.

"Don't you think it's very similar to the little ghosts who begged their mother to buy a bird for themselves as a pet, but let it fly away without paying attention, so they hurriedly ran after the bird?"

Han Lingsha: "..." This metaphor is really vivid!

Yun Tianhe looked at Han Lingsha's healed wound, and sighed, "That man is so amazing!"

Han Lingsha nodded repeatedly when she heard the words, and said excitedly, "That's right! That person must be the Sword Immortal!"

"What the hell!!" Yin Shi said with a face full of displeasure, and said seriously to Yun Tianhe: "Listen, he is pretending like this, making himself very unpredictable, very awesome Guys, collectively referred to as 'pretend [beep——]'!"

"What are you pretending [beep——]? Can you be more vulgar?" Han Lingsha complained with twitching corners of her mouth.

"Is what I said wrong?" Yinshi crossed his arms and said righteously: "You all saw it just now! That bastard chased me and beat me indiscriminately! He even called me a monster or something, Are the guy's eyes decorations?"

Gui: "Well, most people will probably be suspicious when they see your appearance, right?"

Ignoring Gui's complaints, Yinshi continued to say sternly: "So, people like those who don't have the slightest standard and only know how to pretend to be majestic are known as pretending [beep——]!"

Yun Tianhe nodded half-understood: "Oh...that's it..."

Han Lingsha just felt that she had no eyes to continue watching.Turning to talk to Yun Tianhe: "They said they are going to Chenzhou, why don't we rush there to try our luck, that Huaishuo looks good at talking, if he accepts us into the sect of Sword Immortal, it would be great!"

Yun Tianhe didn't say a word, as if he was thinking about something.

Seeing this, Gui asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"Hmm... I always feel that the patterns on those people's clothes are very familiar, as if I've seen them somewhere... ah!!"

Yun Tianhe suddenly took out the ancient jade, Yin Shi and Gui also put their heads together, and saw that the pattern on it was exactly the same as the pattern on the back of Huaishuo and Xuanji's clothes!

Yun Tianhe was taken aback: "This, does this mean that they know my father and my mother?"

Han Lingsha thought for a while, then shook her head: "Not necessarily, if your parents have lived in seclusion on the mountain for many years, it is unlikely to know them based on their age, but maybe your parents have something to do with this sect of cultivating immortals." What about the relationship. How about this, I know there is a shortcut to Chenzhou in Shouyang City, we will go there tomorrow morning!"

Yun Tianhe nodded.

"Ah, I almost forgot to mention it." Yinshi yelled, digging out the baggage given by the old woman.

"We got a lot of food!"

I saw a lot of rice dumplings and rice cakes in the burden.Seeing this, Yun Tianhe and Han Lingsha's stomachs growled together.

Gui greeted: "Hungry is very harmful to health! Hurry up and eat!"

Yun Tianhe jumped over happily, but it was Han Lingsha who stared at the rice dumplings and asked suspiciously: "Could it be...Yinzi Guizi, did you go back to Taiping Village just now?"

Yinshi and Gui nodded while nibbling on the rice dumplings.

Han Lingsha shouted: "Aren't you too bold? You were kicked out tomorrow..."

"But it also let us know something..." Yin Shi said softly, and handed the piece of jade that the old lady gave to Yun Tianhe.

"This one was given to you by an old lady."

Yun Tianhe took the jade in doubt, and asked, "Old woman?"

Gui Qingyan said: "It was an old woman in that village who had goodwill towards your father and asked us to give it to you. She told us that she originally planned to give it to your father. However, now that your father is no longer here, so as Take it on, this piece of jade is for you to wear on your body properly. Keep it safe."

"...my father's?"

Gui showed a gentle smile and said, "Your father is a very gentle man."

At that moment, whether it was good to be angry in the village during the day, or not worth it for my father, everything disappeared.

Yun Tianhe held the jade pendant tightly, showing a very happy and silly smile.

The next day, the group of them finally came to the gate of a big city. There was a plaque hanging high on the wall with the word "Shouyang" impressively inscribed.

Looking at this bustling city, Yinshi sighed: "...How should I put it, after coming here for so many days, I finally feel like returning to the mortal world..."

Gui Yizheng said: "Yinshi, you are too impetuous! It didn't matter if you didn't go down the mountain for three years in order to practice! Of course, except for taking Elizabeth for a walk!!"

Thinking of Elizabeth, Gui's eye sockets gradually began to moisten.

"...Elizabeth... woo...my Elizabeth..."

"It's so noisy, bastard!!" Gintoki roared without any sympathy.

"Hey! Yinzi, Guizi, what are you doing standing there? Come quickly!!" Han Lingsha shouted from afar.

A few of them came to the door of the inn together.There are several wine jars beside the door.Smelling the fragrance emanating from it, Yun Tianhe couldn't help saying: "Hey, what's the smell? It smells so good!"

"Fragrant?" Han Lingsha was shocked, and said, "I said, you must be a drunkard, right?!" Seeing Tianhe's puzzled face, he explained: "This jar was filled with a kind of wine called 'wine' before. It’s about the same as water. But it’s not a good thing, if you drink it, you’ll feel dizzy and talk nonsense, and maybe you’ll do something irreversible! So drink less, no, it’s better not to touch it!”

"Ah, you can't say that! Sometimes wine is a good thing! Speaking of it, it tastes good, I'll drink some later!" Yin Shi began to rub his chin and ponder.

When Yun Tianhe heard it, he immediately said: "Do you want to drink the money? Then, can I drink it too?"

When Han Lingsha was about to strictly stop it, Yinshi had already refused: "No! Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol! Drink it when you are 20 years old!!"

"20 years old? Then I have to wait for two years! Then it's settled, Yinzi! Take me to drink when I'm 20!!" Yun Tianhe said excitedly.

"Even if you are 20 years old, you can't-can-drink! Drinking is a mistake! You are a girl with money! How can you look like an alcoholic!!"

"That is to say!" Gui Fu concurred, "Obviously I have done a lot of wrong things with drinking, but I can't change it! You must know that drinking is a very unhealthy behavior! You are addicted to alcohol all day long, don't you plan to keep drinking? Is it going on like this? I don’t work hard, and I patronize the guys who drink... Forget it, I won’t care about you anymore!!”

"Hey! Why did it turn into a conversation between the wife and the good-for-nothing husband who was laid off and started drinking at home all day? Why did you speak in such a tone? It's so hot!!"

And Han Lingsha, fearing that they really planned to go drink, said quickly: "Well, I don't think we need to stay in a hotel since we are going to Chenzhou on the road. You wait here, and I will go back when I go." Thinking of Taiping Village He asked again and again: "Don't run around! Don't meddle in your own business! And don't take things indiscriminately, don't help others indiscriminately!!! ...Just wait for me——"

Han Lingsha said the last sentence almost through gnashing of teeth!

Knowing that he had caused trouble for Han Lingsha in Taiping Village, Yun Tianhe nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay! We won't!"

Yinshi and Gui waved their hands again: "Bon voyage!"

Han Lingsha: "..." This visual sense is really familiar...

Even so, Han Lingsha finally left with anxiety.

Seeing that Han Lingsha had just left, Yinshi and Gui began to walk around restlessly, but Yun Tianhe hurriedly grabbed their clothes.

"Wait a minute! Lingsha told us not to wander around!"

"Oh, it's okay to go for a while!"

"But, Lingsha..."

Hearing that Yun Tianhe was still in a state of hesitation, Yinshi persuaded him meaningfully: "Mr. Tianhe, do you know? The more others tell you 'don't run around', the more you want to run away." Impulsive creatures. For example, if someone says 'this is not allowed', even if it is a pickled cucumber that is going to be used to entertain the visiting teacher, you still want to eat it, right? This is a Makes sense!"

Gui on the side complained: "I don't know if it's a reason. I just want to say that it's not right to serve the teacher with pickled cucumbers, right? At least we should add an extra delicious stick!"

Yun Tianhe scratched his head half understanding: "But, if we run away again this time, Lingsha will be angry again."

"Ah, it's okay, it's okay! Women, there will always be a period of time when they are particularly irritable!" Yin Shi said indifferently.

Gui also nodded again and again: "That's right, for example, when the menstrual period arrives."

Yun Tianhe naturally didn't understand: "What is a menstrual period?"

"It's exclusive to women, and it's a bloody incident that happens every month!"

Facing Yinshi's explanation, Yun Tianhe's eyes widened: "Bleeding every month? What a miserable woman!! Ah, so to speak, Lingsha bleeds yesterday!!"

"Ah, no, no, that doesn't count! It's another bleeding! And it's still uncontrollable!"

"Other? Why do women bleed every month?"

Looking at Yun Tianhe's very pure eyes, Yin Shi and Gui exchanged glances.The two thought about it and decided to explain it this way.

"Because there is a monster inside the woman!" Yintoki said.

"Monster?!" Yun Tianhe was shocked.

Gui nodded and said, "Because this monster wants to control the woman's body! So women will fight him inside their bodies to prevent this monster from winning!"

"Oh! I understand! That is to say, because of fighting monsters, so much blood will be shed!!" Yun Tianhe said in disbelief: "I never imagined that being a woman is so hard!"

"Right? So, you should be more considerate of women! Women are very hard!" Yin Shi educated Yun Tianhe like a senior.

So, Yun Tianhe wrote it down.

Because women are fighting monsters inside, they are always angry and bleeding every month.So we have to be considerate of women.

At this time, as if thinking of something, Yun Tianhe asked again: "Then why are there no monsters in our men's bodies?"

"Because men have sticks!" Yinshi pretended to be serious and explained, "Men's sticks are weapons that can seal monsters! But because women don't have sticks, monsters are born!!"

Yun Tianhe was even more shocked: "Thinking, unexpectedly, there is such a thing! Since men's sticks can seal monsters, can we also help women seal monsters in their bodies?"

"Of course! As long as you stuff the stick into the woman's body, you can successfully suppress the monster!!"

So, Yun Tianhe wrote it down again.

As long as a man puts a stick into a woman's body, he can help them destroy the monster.

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small theater:

Yun Tianhe: Lingsha, let me help you eliminate the monster in your body!

Han Lingsha: Huh?

Yun Tianhe (unbelt): Just put my stick into your body and you can destroy the monster!

Han Lingsha (flipped): You pervert! !