The Legend of Xianxia of Yinzi and Guizi

Yin Shi, who left Poisonous Snake Valley, did not go back to Huqi Mountain, but went to Liubo Mountain to Hehuan faction instead.

"Mother-in-law San Miao!" Yin Shi had already yelled out just as he walked to the door, "I'm here to play!"

As soon as the words fell, Yinshi heard the sound of "da da da da" footsteps.Then, a small light-yellow figure suddenly jumped up in front of him and kicked him violently.

However, when the sneak attacker looked over carefully, he realized that Yinshi had been ten meters away from her at some point.

"Ah, don't run away!!" The light-yellow figure yelled, hurriedly caught up and grabbed Yin Shi and said, "This time I must make you seriously compete with me!!"

But Yinshi didn't want to pay attention to her at all, even if he was dragged tightly by her, he still insisted on moving forward expressionlessly.

"Don't ignore me!! If you do this again, I will propose to the master to kick out the sweets cook!!"

"It doesn't matter, it would be better if he was kicked out by you, I will immediately invite him to our house to be Yinsang's exclusive pastry chef!"

"Then I'd better kill him!"

Hearing this, Yin Shi stopped in his tracks and turned his head to stare at the man, saying in a dark voice, "If you dare to kill him, I'll hang you upside down and catch ten cockroaches every day and let them crawl on you. Come and climb!"

In an instant, the man's face turned pale.

"Wow—money bullies people—"

She couldn't help but burst into tears.

Staring at this guy's open cheating, the corner of Yinshi's mouth twitched wildly.

At this time, laughter like the sounds of nature came.

"Who made our golden bottle cry?"

As soon as he heard the sound, the villain immediately jumped up.

"Master! Yin Zi bullies people!"

Mrs. San Miao touched Jin Ping'er's head helplessly, and looked at Yin Shi with a distorted face amusedly.

"You two, you can't be good every time you see each other!"

"Hey, it's none of my business at all! You're too biased, mother-in-law San Miao!"

The beautiful woman in front of her looks like a young woman in her thirties, but her age is already over fifty.When Gintoki knew her real age, she was really surprised, and seriously complained, "Because Hokage is over, so Tsunade-san, do you come here to make a living?" So much so that she simply called her Sanmiao-san .

Even so, she is indeed worthy of being the sect master of the Hehuan Sect. Although she is quite old, she naturally exudes charm.If ordinary people are not paying attention, they will be confused by its appearance. The light ones will be in a trance, and the severe ones will lose their minds and control them all their lives.

And the person who attacked Yin just now was her heir-Jin Ping'er.

Jin Ping'er is about the same age as Yin Shi, so she looks very fresh and lively. When she grows up, she will definitely be a stunning beauty no less than Mrs. San Miao.

Yinshi only met her a few times, but she didn't know which muscle of the little girl had a problem. Jin Ping'er developed a strong sense of competition for Yinshi.However, for her provocative behavior, Yinshi, the middle-aged uncle Lori, didn't care at all. As a result, Yinshi's ignoring behavior made Jin Ping'er more convinced that Yinshi was her old enemy.

Yinshi could only growl inwardly: Hey - who can tell me what is the correct way to treat the little girl at this time?

I can vaguely hear auditory hallucinations: Come on, my old enemy, Hirata-kun... Ah, no, Sakata-kun!

At this time, Mrs. Sanmiao said: "Are you greedy? Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here specially!"

Yinshi opened his dead fish eyes, and pretended to be exaggerated: "How can you say that about Yinsang? Is Yinsang such a snobbish person in your eyes? Do you only have sweets in your eyes?"

"Ara, is that so? That's just right, your favorite pastry cook is home and won't be back in a few days!"

"Goodbye."

Yin Shi turned around and left without hesitation.

Mrs. Sanmiao and Jin Ping'er were silent.

And the result can be imagined, how could Mrs. Sanmiao let go of Yinshi obediently delivered to her door, and directly grabbed her and forced her to accept her training with Jin Ping'er.

Tossed for a full two hours.

"So you just keep learning the vixen's skills?" Gui Mian looked at Yin Shi blankly, and complained, "Are you determined to become the strongest mistress in history?"

Yinshi, who was lying on the table pretending to be dead, suddenly raised his head when he heard Gui's complaint, and said angrily, "Who is the strongest mistress in history? A bitch? Can Yinsang only be a bitch?"

After escaping from Mrs. Sanmiao's claws, Yinshi ran down the mountain without hesitation, and happened to meet Gui who was taking Elizabeth for a walk, so Yinshi took him for granted and complained non-stop.

"Well, although it doesn't seem very useful, who can guarantee that this technology will not come in handy in the near future? As the saying goes, the more the better, learning one more technology is definitely not a bad thing. One day in the future you will face a super You are a strong opponent, but you are not his opponent by virtue of force, and you were captured by him in the end. During the days of imprisonment, you used the vixen skills you learned to successfully attract him. Aren’t there many examples of anti-killing?”

"What kind of example is this? What kind of messed up soap operas have you watched? Why is it such a sad future to face Yinsang? How can it be repaired!!!"

Gui folded his arms and asked, "Since you are so repulsive, why are you still learning?"

Yinshi supported his face with one hand, picked his nose with the other, and said, "It was all tricked by that old woman! He actually used sweets to lure Yinsang, that guy is really despicable!"

"You will sell your self-esteem just because of sweets, I think you are the only one in the whole world!"

"Well, but the disguise technique she taught has an advantage!" Yinshi said, blinking her black pupils now.

Mrs. San Miao is not only good at charm, she is also good at disguise.And one of the disguise techniques can change the color of the pupils.

Originally, Yinshi didn't care about this, but since the Great War between Zheng and Demon five years ago, Yinshi's appearance has been known by the majority of Zhengdao.Silver-white hair and blood-red pupils are his most obvious signs, which makes him unable to run around unscrupulously like in the past.

The hair color is okay, just put on a hat, wrap a headscarf, or get a wig (Gui: It's not a wig, it's Gui) or something.But the problem is his eyes.Shouldn't it be dug out, blackened and put back?So under such troubles, after learning that Mrs. Sanmiao's technique has such a consistent function, Yinshi decided to learn it.Thanks to this, Yinshi can change the color of his pupils in a short period of time, so he can walk down the mountain again.

Gui drank a cup of tea and said with a smile: "But I can understand it. The only thing you can get is a 'Book of Heaven', and it's only the second volume. You can learn the content in just three years." , all the rest are gone. Just relying on this to want to fight with us Qingyun is really not enough! No wonder your father wants you to learn from other factions! It’s not like our Qingyun, just a "Tai Chi Xuan Qingjing" It’s enough to spend a person’s whole life studying! By the way, not long ago, I successfully advanced to the eighth floor! Even Elizabeth successfully entered the sixth floor, right, Elizabeth?”

As a result, Elizabeth held up the sign: [I am the ninth floor. 】

Gui looked at it, and suddenly called out in surprise: "What? It's already the ninth floor? Have you surpassed me? Have you surpassed me when you study later than me? When did it happen? Why don't I know? ? Ah, do you practice all night long? Just to surpass me? To trample me under your feet? No! No! You can’t practice anymore! No! It should be when I break through Yuqing You are not allowed to practice secretly any more!"

After that it became crazy.Yinshi looked at it coldly, and complained: "It seems that your scriptures are only at this level! It seems that even a mascot can be trained to this level, it doesn't seem like a big deal!"

Gui said dissatisfiedly: "It's only because of Elizabeth's good aptitude that she can practice so quickly! (Damn it) everyone else is practicing slowly, which is enough to show how powerful our code is! Unlike yours, a book It only takes two or three years to learn the book. Ah, how easy it is!"

When Yinshi heard this, he was upset.

"Hey, what do you mean? Are you saying that you, Qingyun, are stronger than us? Don't be kidding! It's just that your spells are a little bit more than ours, and you are proud of it! Tell you! Just because you think you are The fact that they are the sons of hope is enough to prove that they are all a group of pathetic sects with insufficient brains! IQ is already flawed, so they can only win by numbers in other places! Can we win? Although there is only one heavenly book, it is the concentrated essence! Just like strawberry cake, although it is a big piece, the so-called essence is just a little strawberry on it! And that A little essence is enough to throw you a few blocks away!!"

When Gui heard this, he said disdainfully: "Essence? Huh, don't be stupid! There is no one who can only learn from the second part of the first part. Even if this is the essence of the spells, you will never learn all of them. Therefore, you must take good care of important documents! It’s only natural that when you use them as table legs, your mother mistakenly thinks it’s a broken book and sells it when cleaning! From you guys The way you treat these precious documents clearly shows that you are impossible to become our Qingyun's opponent!"

"Scared? Who used these things to pad the legs of the table? I think you are the only ones who do this kind of thing? Because there are too many, so there is a copy under the foot of every table, right?"

"There is absolutely no such thing. It is better to say that in order to better integrate into the book, almost every disciple uses the book as a pillow so that he can study hard in his sleep!!"

"Ha! Doesn't that prove that it is so boring that it becomes your sleep bible? It is indeed Qingyun! It seems to be a killer of insomnia! What kind of scriptures of yours are specifically for insomnia symptoms!!"

Elizabeth on the side, holding a […] sign, silently watched these two boring guys having a very low-level quarrel.

Finally, after a few rounds of quarreling, Gintoki rolled up his sleeves and yelled out.

"Okay, since you are so arrogant, let me show you what real strength is!!"

Gui also stood up and said seriously: "Although private fighting is not allowed! But if you are bullied to the front and don't fight back, it is against my samurai morality! I will let you see the gap in strength between us!! "

This time, Elizabeth on the side raised the [! ! 】 brand.

Therefore, Yinshi and Gui used magic to stand in the air at this time.

After all, they are not ordinary people now, and they can use powerful spells.If you fight on the ground, it is likely to hurt the fish in the pond, which is not good.Although these two people always get into trouble, they still have reason to know themselves.

And Elizabeth still stood aside, watching the two of them silently and nervously in the relaxed atmosphere with the sword drawn.Although there is no expression on its face.

Yinshi said with a smile: "Hmph, wig, I didn't expect us to come to this point!"

Gui didn't smile, but said with a serious face: "It's not a wig, it's Gui. I'm also sorry, Yinshi, but today we have to decide the winner!"

Gintoki and Gui looked at each other, each stepping on their own swords.

"So,"

"bring it on!"

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

The two suddenly shouted together, and flew towards each other with their knives on.

then……

"Rock paper scissors! Rock paper scissors! Rock paper scissors..."

Gintoki and Gui, unexpectedly began to play the most childish duel of guessing fists.

This time, Elizabeth was completely silent.

After playing three rounds, Katsura collapsed while Gintoki raised his hands.

"Okay, I won!"

"Damn... unexpectedly... lost!!! Could it be... Could it be that our Qingyun is really not as good as the ghost king sect who only has a book from the sky!!! Damn it!!!"

"Hmph, recognize the reality! This is the strength gap between you and us!!!" Yin Shi laughed arrogantly.

At this time, Elizabeth came to the two of them.

Gui, who was also depressed when he felt Yin under its shadow, raised his head.

Suddenly, Elizabeth raised her muscular and vein-covered arms and ruthlessly beat Yin Shi and Gui into the air.So, the poor two fell bloody all the way like meteorites into a certain village and smashed through the ceiling of one of the houses.

Inside the room was a seemingly ordinary couple and a little boy who was about ten years old. At this time, he was watching in amazement that two little people suddenly fell from the sky and fell headfirst into the porridge he was making porridge. And there was already a "cuckoo" boiling sound in the cauldron.

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