After reading through the book, I was forced to become a big boss by relying on barrage spoilers

"Protagonist A picked up protagonist B next to the trash can. At night, protagonist B changed from a fat orange to a little wolf dog, howling at the moon~"

When the young author typed this line of words on the keyboard, he rolled his eyes. It was another day when he dared not post. He stared at the clock next to him, it was three o'clock in the morning.

At this time, the door sounded, and the author gritted his back molars angrily, and got up from the ergonomic chair angrily.

"This shameless person! Is he really doing whatever he wants because of his good looks?!"

The writer murmured, but the moment he opened the door, he still didn't curse.

A young young man holds a basin with bathrobes, towels, shampoo and body wash, and razors.

"Luyu, are you using my house as a free public bathhouse?"

Lu Yu stared straight at the top of her head, and barraged: [...Tomorrow, I met my first love at a friend's wedding, fought hard, and ran away...]

The writer raised his eyes and glanced at the top of his head: "What are you looking at? Did you see the halo of my protagonist?"

Luyu: "..."

You really know yourself.

Seeing Luyu coming in, the writer took a deep breath, "Can you fix your bathroom?"

"No money, I'm a little taxi driver, how can I have money?" Lu Yu walked into the writer's bathroom confidently.

writer:"……"

There's no way, since the last time I went to the author's conference in Luyu's car and was accidentally seen as the author of the green-skinned frog website, Luyu has been stalking her to be her material.

At first, the writer thought that this kid had taken a fancy to him, and based on the great idea of ​​helping the fallen youth, he wanted to hire him!After all, it's not like we don't have the financial resources!

But who would have thought that Lu Yu said he didn't like women, shit!

The writer looked at the rushing bathroom, sighed regretfully, turned around and sat down to write a messy manuscript again.

At some point, Lu Yu stood behind him wiping his wet hair, and a line of words appeared on the screen——

"In the dark room, one hand was placed on the smooth waist, and it was carefully moved to the front, and the fingers twirled on the navel, which made the person who was lying down pretending to be asleep laugh out loud, then turned over and leaned over. Looking at the person below him with burning eyes, he lowered his head and moved closer, covering his lips with warm lips...

the next day,"

Lu Yu looked in disbelief, looking at the author typing on the keyboard in front of him, "That's it?"

The writer was startled, and immediately turned around, clutching his chest: "Are you going to scare me to death?"

Lu Yu smiled apologetically, showing her small canine teeth and wet hair, which is really cute. The writer urged like a mother's love: "Quickly dry it, don't catch a cold."

Lu Yu rubbed her hair with a smile, and looked at her computer screen again, "Your sex scene is also bad, right? Which website are you really a boss?"

"If I'm not a boss, I can go to the author's conference?" The writer proudly folded his hands.

"Besides, this sex scene is written like a piece of shit, and it's not because the website doesn't allow it! It's not necessarily passable!"

The writer curled his lips angrily, "I want to go to a certain city to watch sex scenes."

Lu Yu: "What city?"

The writer raised his eyebrows, "Huashi, I'll send you the link."

Lu Yu looked confused, but looking at the writer's wretched expression, he knew without guessing that it was not a good thing.

It was already four o'clock in the morning when Lu Yu was driven out by the writer. Looking at the article which was still a pile of shit, he curled his lips and glanced at the wedding invitation next to him.

"How can this face participate in the wedding tomorrow?"

Finally, Lu Yu stood in front of the mirror, looking at himself in the tracksuit inside, there was nothing on his head.

Lu Yu put on a bad face, and the thought of wanting to see the spoiler of his own barrage was lost again.

Lu Yu went out with a broken mind, "I don't know how I'm going to die this time?"

The voice of the conversation happened to be heard by the writer who was going out opposite, and the writer asked curiously: "What are you talking about dead or not? It's so unlucky in the morning."

Lu Yu turned his head and stared at the bullet screen above the writer's head with a serious face: "I can see the bullet screen above your head, do you believe it?"

The writer rolled his eyes and walked past him, "You have such a big brain, why don't you register an account to write novels."

"Cut!" Lu Yu followed into the elevator.

"I can write too!"

The writer smiled wryly: "What to write?"

Lu Yu thought for a while: "If I write an article complaining about writers, will it be a big hit?"

The writer looked at him seriously, "Okay, you can bring my name and make complaints about it, and I'm sure it will become popular in the pink forum in an instant."

Lu Yu smiled and nodded: "That's not bad."

writer:"……"

Lu Yu stood at the door of the beauty salon, watching his first customer go in, confused, "Stay up until four in the morning, and then come for a beauty treatment?"

"...She won't have a crush on the owner of the beauty shop, will she?"

Lu Yu raised his forehead, the taxi turned around and greeted his first customer. The female customer was dressed in business attire. Lu Yu didn't pay attention to her face until she got in the car and opened her mouth. She was really cute.

There was another woman in white clothes standing on the side of the road. As soon as the car stopped, the girl in front kept turning her head and staring at her.

Is it an acquaintance?

After the passenger in white got on the bus, the girl next to her turned her head and said, "Are you off work too?"

The passenger in white looked at the strange girl suspiciously: "Huh? What?"

The girl was stunned for half a second, then immediately laughed: "Isn't there another person in the car?"

Lu Yu looked at the top of her head, and the barrage: [...myopia, I don't like wearing glasses, I recognized the wrong person, it's so embarrassing, and then she will pretend to call someone and ask if they are taking a taxi...]

Lu Yu pursed his lips tightly, he must not embarrass the passengers!

The girl called a friend by his side, and the friend was obviously a little confused, looking at the bullet screen above the girl's head: [... I will never say hello without wearing glasses in the future, it's so embarrassing, help me...]

After delivering it to the guests, Lu Yu wandered around in a taxi again, occasionally pulling in one or two guests, and sometimes wandering around by himself, accidentally strolling to the door of a familiar hotel.

The writer is attending the wedding here, Lu Yu thought for a while, "I've been soaking her in the bath water for so long, help her today, and tear up the scumbag's first love!"

Lu Yu parked the taxi on the side of the road, tidied up his clothes, walked into the hotel in a big way, and watched the wedding arrangement lead to the second floor.

Suddenly, the well-dressed writer Yujie came into view. If it weren't for the barrage above her head, Lu Yu wouldn't dare to recognize that she was the writer who was unkempt last night, scratching his head and thinking about the plot!

Standing in front of her was a dog-like man in a suit and leather shoes. The man bowed his head and moved closer to the writer.

Lu Yu widened his eyes.

"Are you going to kiss?"

"Isn't it suitable? It's at the door of someone else's wedding."

But luckily the groom is not this first love, Lu Yu is glad in his heart, and...

Lu Yu looked at the barrage above the man's head: [...doctor, I love the writer so far, and I am very happy with today's encounter...]

doctor?

Lu Yu blinked. Writers and doctors are both bald professions. I am afraid that the two of them will not be able to grow old together because they are both bald.

In Lu Yu's mind, he imagined two bald men embracing each other, getting married, and giving birth to a little bald man...

There was a loud snap, pulling Luyu back from his messy imagination to reality.

The writer slapped the doctor with a slap, and said solemnly: "I know you want to confirm whether you are dreaming, so I will help you!"

The doctor touched his hot cheeks, and smiled very gently: "It's not a dream, the attack is still the same ruthless."

Lu Yu was ashamed.

It turns out that the leading actor is a licking dog?

The writer smiled helplessly, and hurried past him, the doctor grabbed her wrist: "I'll see you off."

The writer broke free immediately, and glanced at Lu Yu who was stunned in the distance: "Someone pick me up."

The doctor looked at the handsome boy in the distance, and reluctantly let go: "So you like this taste."

Lu Yu immediately came back to his senses, and stepped forward angrily, "What's wrong with this taste? Is it not as handsome as you or as young as you?"

The writer was taken aback.

What's so real about this kid?

Lu Yu snorted, took the writer's hand to hold his own, and smiled gently at the stunned writer, "Honey, let's go home and ignore the annoying people."

The writer immediately understood, and leaned against Lu Yujiao and hummed: "Well, my dear, can you give me something to eat when I get home?"

"Of course, I'll do whatever my dear wants to eat."

doctor:"……"

The two walked out of the hotel and let go in an instant. The writer was frustrated and said nothing.

Lu Yu looked at the person sitting beside him, and smiled helplessly: "Hate him so much, why did he abandon you?"

Writer: "When he graduated, he was admitted to a school that was too rubbish, so we split up."

"You don't like him?"

"I was just joking at the time, hoping that he would try to give me a good life even if the school was not good, and we would work hard together, but unexpectedly, he didn't say anything, so he stopped contacting me."

"Then in his eyes, you are the scumbag."

"I don't know, I only know that he repeated his studies later, and now he is a very good doctor."

Lu Yu looked complicated: "Then you hit someone just now?"

"The first time we made sure of our intentions, he foolishly kissed me over suddenly, saying that he thought it was a dream, and wanted to confirm if it was a dream, but I didn't expect it to be real, so I was tricked by him."

Luyu: "..."

Are you so casual when it comes to dating?

The car stopped under the apartment building, and a familiar figure came down from the front, turned around and looked at them with a smile.

Lu Yu held the steering wheel and said solemnly: "Kill him to death!"

The writer was shocked, but before he could react, Lu Yu stepped on the accelerator, and there was a rumbling sound, mixed with the writer's terrified roar, and the car stopped harshly at the doctor's feet.

The writer was stunned for half a second, then cried out in anxiety, and slapped Lu Yu hard a few times: "What are you doing?! Crazy, idiot, you scared me to death. X﹏X"

The writer opened the car door and went down, ran to the doctor in a hurry, saw that he was fine, and cried and patted his chest angrily: "Are you an idiot? Why don't you dodge X﹏X and what should I do if I bump into you!"

The doctor came back to his senses, stretched out his hand to embrace the writer in his arms, smiled slightly, and buried his head on his long-lost shoulder: "Are you worried about me?"

With a complicated expression on his face, Lu Yu opened the car door and got out.

The writer came back to his senses, wiped his tears and pushed the doctor away. The doctor sneered and looked at the taxi in front of him: "This is the next home you are looking for? There must be a limit if you don't choose."

Lu Yu stepped forward angrily, glared at the doctor, and said viciously: "I'll sue you to the Taxi Association!"

As he spoke, he pulled the writer away.

The corner of the doctor's mouth twitched.

My brain is not working well.

The writer looked helplessly at Lu Yu, then turned back to look at the doctor who followed, "He's coming."

"Should I beat him?"

The writer took a look at his small body, "Forget it."

Lu Yu clenched his fists, "I'm pretty good at fighting."

The writer raised his forehead, thinking he was ashamed and hurriedly pushed into his room.

The doctor froze for half a second, frowning.

Are you living together?

Lu Yu looked at the lost man, and helplessly spread his hands: "Since you care so much, why don't you explain clearly?"

"How to explain, I did say that his school is not worthy of my school, no matter what my thoughts are, I am not worthy of him."

Lu Yu scratched his head irritably, "Then what should we do?"

The writer looked at him suspiciously: "Why are you more anxious than me?"

Lu Yu curled his lips and looked at the bullet screen above her head, "...the next second, he will think that the person in front of him likes her..."

Lu Yu blushed, "I just think that only doctors are worthy of your work and rest in the underworld, so don't harm others."

"Aren't you the same?"

Lu Yu was stunned for a moment, then turned around immediately, and yawned: "I'm sleepy, go back to sleep."

Lu Yu opened the door, just in time to see the mocking doctor at the door, "Aren't you a boyfriend and girlfriend?"

"Can't male and female friends sleep separately?" Lu Yu knocked his shoulder away and closed the door.

"What are you looking at? Don't look at my girlfriend!"

Lu Yu dragged Zha Tiandi into his pocket with one hand, whistled and opened the opposite door to go in.

The doctor stood there dumbly, walked aside, opened the door and went in.

Lu Yu recalled the barrage above the doctor's head, 【...For the sake of the writer, I deliberately moved here to be her neighbor, and then I will find various reasons to find the writer... Then the old relationship will rekindle! 】

Lu Yu smiled meanly, hurriedly tidied up the pair of bathers, opened the door and raised his voice: "Girlfriend! Open the door! Open the door quickly! I'm coming!"

Hearing the sound, the doctor stood at the door in embarrassment, and when he heard the door opening, he immediately moved closer to the cat's eye, and sure enough, he saw Lu Yu enter the writer's room carrying a basin.

The writer looked disgusted: "Now you have another gay friend rubbing against my bathroom."

Lu Yu looked aggrieved at the writer who was taking off his make-up, "He is helping you. You don't know that he lives next door. If I call him that, he will never sit still and will definitely come to you."

"And then?" The writer washed his face.

Lu Yu pouted proudly, "It depends on your acting skills. Let him be jealous, until he wants to beat me, force him to admit that he still likes you, and then you tell him your heart, won't it be a matter of course?"

"Are you sure?" The writer looked at Lu Yu with disgust.

"Have you ever been in love?"

Lu Yu shook his head frankly, "Have you never eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig running? Trust me!"

As he spoke, he closed the curtain and began to take off his clothes and take a shower.

The writer was ashamed: "You really don't treat me as an outsider!"

Lu Yu opened the water with a smile, and sighed contentedly: "That's too strange."

The writer walked out of the bathroom angrily, and took another deep breath.

Does he really still like himself?

After taking a shower, Lu Yu was only wearing a white bathrobe, his hair was fluffy and fluffy on top of his head because he had dried it casually with a towel, squatting beside the writer like a poodle watching her write.

"Isn't the protagonist too doggy? Is this really all right?"

"Nonsense, no dog or chasing wife crematorium? No dog will readers read it?"

"Do normal people do this?"

"Do you know all normal people?"

"But there must be some logic, right?"

"What kind of logic does love need? Isn't this also for the sake of the plot? The protagonists are all so rational, write a fart, analyze it rationally, and the two sides hug each other."

"Sure enough, love makes people blind, but I still think there must be logic."

"You are a bar!"

"If you can't say it, just call me a slap, what kind of author are you?"

"Yes, yes, yes! I can't say it, but can I just write some nonsense complaints?"

Lu Yu twitched her lips: "I just like to complain."

The writer patted his head: "Good boy, shut up."

Luyu: "..."

Lu Yu was drowsy when the doorbell rang, and Lu Yu jumped into the air in an instant, "Here he comes! He is here!"

The writer looked confused, "Why are you more excited than me?"

Lu Yu smiled and pulled her up, walked to the door and opened it, "Doctor? What's the matter?"

The doctor looked at the hands around the writer's waist, looked at Lu Yu's open neckline that didn't treat the other party as an outsider, and the red mark on the collarbone that the writer pinched.

The doctor frowned, and kissed?

The doctor pulled the writer behind him, and looked at Lu Yu dissatisfiedly: "This person is not suitable for you, I checked him, the origin is unknown, it's not safe."

Lu Yu punched it angrily, "You are not safe!"

Writer, doctor: "..."

Make sure to beat him down so they can have a chance to explain it!

Without further ado, Lu Yu rolled up his sleeves and gave another blow. The doctor was not something to mess with, so he fought back immediately.

The two scuffled at the door like this, and the writer looked confused, why did he do it?

The doctor was crushed by Lu Yu, and then he was punched several times, "We fall in love freely, it's none of your business!"

The doctor smiled with a bruised nose and looked at the frightened writer beside him: "I won't let anyone hurt her."

The writer was startled, and immediately grabbed Lu Yu's hand: "I'm going to be beaten to death!"

Lu Yu looked aggrieved, and his voice trembled as if he was about to cry: "So do you still love him or not me?"

The writer blurted out anxiously: "Nonsense!"

The doctor was stunned for a moment, and Lu Yu got off him almost at the same time: "Okay! I'll go!"

"..."

The doctor looked at Lu Yu who turned around and returned to his room with a confused face, and the writer helped the doctor into the room with distress and helplessness.

"This idiot is serious!" The writer smiled wryly and treated the wound for the doctor who didn't know why.

"You did it on purpose?"

Looking at the doctor who finally came to his senses, the writer nodded and smiled apologetically: "I didn't let him beat you, but you deserve it."

The doctor looked helplessly at the person in front of him, and then asked expectantly, "Is what you just said true?"

"What?" The writer pouted.

"You still love me?"

The writer raised his eyes, nodded, and said guiltily: "I'm sorry, I said that at the beginning."

"It's because I'm too stupid and didn't ask clearly. You always like to joke. It's because I'm too weak and inferior to escape. I haven't dared to look for you for so long."

The writer's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly threw himself into the writer's arms, sobbing in grievance: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I won't talk nonsense anymore woooo X﹏X"

……

Standing in front of the mirror, Lu Yu wiped the blood stains from the corner of his mouth, and muttered angrily: "Really, who said that the doctor can't do it anymore, it hurts to beat someone."

As soon as the words fell, Lu Yu saw a barrage above his head for the first time: [...Tomorrow, I will die from a high-altitude parabola...]

Lu Yu jumped up excitedly, "Lao-management finally has a barrage!"

The next day, Lu Yu went out in a hurry, and went to fill in a body donation by the way, eating ice cream like a child, walking under the eaves with a smile, looking forward to the high-altitude parabola.

Until the evening, Lu Yu looked at the dim yellow sky, but there were still no parabolic objects in the sky.

"There are also fake barrages?" Lu Yu said as he looked down at the bottom of the river, the bright barrage above his head: [...Today, I died from a high-altitude parabolic...]

Lu Yu was stunned for a moment, he had changed many endings before, if he went home and stayed right now, he wouldn't be able to die, right?

Thinking this way, Lu Yu immediately avoided the high altitude and went home.

I just turned around the shopping mall and was attracted by the crowd of onlookers. When I walked over to see it, it turned out that someone jumped off the building.

Lu Yu looked up, it was a child! ?

"He seems to be hanging on the window! The ambulance hasn't come yet!"

"How to do?!"

The crowd was discussing anxiously.

Everyone watched helplessly as the child's clothes hanging from the window tore off and fell in the afterglow of the setting sun.

Lu Yu immediately rushed forward, and amidst the terrified screams in his ears, the little boy fell on him. At the last moment of his life, Lu Yu looked at the familiar face of the little boy in disbelief.

It was my childhood self!