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▍Your skills are really good.

Lin Zimo was sitting on the bed, but when he heard Qiao Zhuang's voice from the door, he straightened up and walked to the door.

Since the last blind date, Qiao Zhuang always appeared by his side from time to time, which made Lin Zimo feel a little uneasy.

Seeing that Lin Zimo was not wearing shoes, Luo Xi ran over barefoot, and simply pulled him over, letting him step on her feet.He hugged Lin Zimo's waist tightly, and waited for him to stand still, then turned his head, looked at Qiao Zhuang and said lightly: "We'll go down in a while, you can do what you want."

Qiao Zhuang's complexion froze for a moment. It happened that Xu Zijing and Ye Yurou packed up and came out of the room at this time. Xu Zijing called them carelessly, which eased the embarrassing situation. building.

Near noon, the sun was shining outside, so we decided to have a barbecue in the yard.

A bunch of people clamored to set up a barbecue grill in the yard, and the girls went to prepare vegetables. Lin Zimo wanted to help build a grill to burn charcoal, but was caught by these girls to chop vegetables and pickle meat.

Lin Zimo is very popular with girls in the class, especially after he came out publicly, he became everyone's good sister.Although he doesn't know how to cook, he can cut vegetables fairly quickly. After a lot of work in the kitchen, he was a little hungry when the dishes were ready.

When he came to the yard, a smell of cumin meat came to his nostrils. Lin Zimo followed the scent and looked over, and was very surprised to see Luo Xi sitting in front of the barbecue grill, skillfully brushing oil on the skewers, waiting After a while, turn them over again.

A girl with a lively temperament made fun of the boys in the class: "It's obviously our class team leader, how can you grab the senior student from the Academy of Mathematics to work as a coolie?"

Xu Zijing was choked by the smoke and coughed twice, and laughed heartlessly: "Sister-in-law is really super virtuous, and she bakes very professionally!"

Lin Zimo saw Luo Xi's shirt sleeves rolled up neatly to his elbows, sitting in front of the grill with long arms and legs, and suddenly felt very proud.Luo Xi lowered his eyes and turned the skewers gracefully. The afternoon sun gave his eyelashes a light gold edge, which made such a pyrotechnic event like barbecue very beautiful.

Lin Zimo walked up to Luo Xi lightly, and gave him a cute smile: "Master, do you have my share?"

Luo Xi glanced at him, took a skewer with tinfoil off the grill, stood aside for a while, then carefully removed the tinfoil and handed it to Lin Zimo: "Be careful of being hot."

Lin Zimo bowed his head to take it, and seeing the fragrant fish fillet in his hand, he happily took a bite.

He likes seafood best.

Luo Xi looked at Lin Zimo's squinting eyes in satisfaction, and thought silently, cats really like to eat fish.

The fish was tender and fresh, Lin Zimo's eyes were squinted: "Brother Xi, your skills are really good."

Luo Xi froze for a moment, then turned away suddenly, her ears were a little red: "Don't talk nonsense."

Seeing Luo Xi's reaction, Lin Zimo suddenly realized that what he said was very ambiguous, and his face became slightly hot.He sat down next to Luo Xi, leaned close to each other and whispered: "Brother Xi, what I say is unfounded, why don't you let me experience your skills tonight? Don't worry, I have everything ready ..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Luo Xi stuffed a new piece of barbecue into his mouth.Luo Xi's breathing was a little heavy: "Don't make trouble."

Lin Zimo swallowed the meat, and fed Luo Xi with barbecued meat inserted on a bamboo stick, and he provoked Luo Xi very unwillingly: "Brother Xi, to be honest, is it because you...are actually a little Personal difficulties?"

Luo Xi's hands on the skewers stopped, then he turned his head and stared at Lin Zimo.

Lin Zimo felt a little guilty when he saw him, touched the tip of his nose, and said awkwardly, "What's wrong..."

Luo Xi didn't respond to Lin Zimo, and skillfully fed him a lot of food. When Lin Zimo relaxed his vigilance, Luo Xi whispered in his ear: "If you have any difficulties, you can try it later and you will know. But not tonight. Be good to me."

After Lin Zimo heard this, his mind went blank for a moment, and he immediately turned to stare at Luo Xi excitedly: "You don't object to having sex with me?"

Luo Xi was a little helpless: "Why do you think I will reject you?"

Lin Zimo looked puzzled: "Because we have been dating for a week. You still refuse to touch me."

Luo Xi said solemnly: "The time is too short, it can't be done."

Lin Zimo gnawed on the skewers: "How long will it take? The second week?"

Luo Xi thought for a while: "No, it's too fast."

Lin Zimo was a little reconciled, and wanted to fight again, but at this moment, he suddenly felt his hand wet, and the next second, the skewer in his hand was swept away by something.

Lin Zimo looked down and saw that it was a big golden retriever that took the skewer from his hand.Da Gouzi ate up the meat in two or three bites, and then licked Lin Zimo's hand with his pink tongue.Lin Zimo was chased by a big dog when he was a child, and he was a little scared, but seeing how friendly the other party was, he reached out and rubbed the dog's head.

The big golden retriever saw that Lin Zimo was a talkative little brother, so he yelled happily, and rushed towards him, hooking Lin Zimo's clothes with his big paws.

The fear of being dominated by the big dog once again surged in his heart, Lin Zimo shouted "Brother Xi, save me", raised his arms and hugged Luo Xi's neck, and hung his whole body on his body.

Luo Xi put her arms around his waist, patted him lightly twice, said "Don't be afraid", turned her head to look at the big golden retriever, and said calmly, "Sit down."

The big golden retriever seemed to listen to Luo Xi's words, sobbed obediently, and immediately sat on the ground.Luo Xi put the roasted meat in the palm of her hand, and squatted down to feed it.The big dog devoured it, Luo Xi raised his hand to stroke its head, and then smoothed the fur on its back, the corners of its mouth were raised slightly, and its eyes were shining with tenderness.

Lin Zimo also squatted down, staring at the golden retriever's dark dog eyes, and said in a muffled voice, "Even the dog bullies me."

Luo Xi turned her head: "Who else bullied you?"

Lin Zimo: "You."

Luo Xi: ...

Lin Zimo said again: "Do you like small animals very much?"

Luo Xi nodded: "Well, my family has a poodle and a puppet cat."

Lin Zimo's eyes lit up immediately: "Wow! Ragdoll cat! I want to suck it!" Ragdoll cat is a little fairy among cats, with a very good appearance. Lin Zimo has been greedy for a long time, but with his complicated family It is definitely not possible to support the situation.

Luo Xi looked at Lin Zimo's starry eyes, and slightly raised the corners of his mouth: "Next time you come to my house, just smoke whatever you want."

Lin Zimo was a little confused: "But the last time I went to your house, I didn't seem to see any cats or dogs."

Luo Xi said: "It's the apartment I live in. Now they are kept in my parents' house, and I sometimes go back to live there."

Luo Xi's parents are very fond of small animals. Luo Xi originally wanted to raise them by himself, but he took the cat and dog back once, and Luo Jianhong hugged the cat and did not let go.Luo Xi also stayed at school sometimes, and the pets were left unattended, so they simply left them at their parents' house.

After Lin Zimo heard this, he immediately sat up a little nervously: "I'm going to disturb you, it's not too good."

Luo Xi squeezed his fingers: "It's okay, my parents just want to see you too."

Lin Zimo was frightened: "Why do uncles and aunts want to see me?"

Luo Xi patted his head: "They want to see my boyfriend. It's okay, we'll go when you want to go."

Lin Zimo pursed his lips nervously, suddenly a little at a loss.He and Luo Xi are only couples for three weeks, why did Luo Xi tell his family?When it's time to break up, wouldn't it be difficult to explain to the family?

He opened his mouth and wanted to say something more, when Xu Zijing yelled at the two of them: "Come and play the game!"

A few minutes later, a group of people sat around the table.

Lin Zimo was a little speechless watching Xu Zijing take out a set of truth or dare cards with great interest, and couldn't help complaining: "Squad leader, can we have something new?"

Qiao Zhuang gave a strange laugh: "Don't say that some people have too many shameful things, so they don't dare to play."

A few boys echoed heartlessly: "Those who have already sat down are not allowed to go back on their word!"

Seeing this, Luo Xi gave Qiao Zhuang a cold look.Qiao Zhuang was taken aback by the cold eyes of the other party, hurriedly looked away, and greeted everyone: "Okay, okay, let's start!"

The rules of the game are very simple. A turntable is placed in the center of the table. Whoever the pointer points to at the end, that person has to choose one of the truth or adventure game cards. If he can’t answer or can’t do it, he will be fined .

Lin Zimo usually likes clubbing and plays a lot of wine table games, but playing this kind of naive middle school student's game in such a serious way is a bit of a new experience.

Xu Zijing turned the turntable lightly, the pointer spun twice, and finally stopped in front of An Jiaze unsteadily.

An Jiaze blinked, and took a card of truth.

The card reads: What's the most intimate thing you've ever done with the person sitting to your left?

Sitting on An Jiaze's left was Lin Zimo.

An Jiaze flashed the cards, and everyone present looked at Lin Zimo and Luo Xi who was sitting on Lin Zimo's left with very gossiping eyes.

Luo Xi stared at An Jiaze calmly.He also really wanted to know An Jiaze's answer.

An Jiaze instinctively felt a little dangerous. He and Lin Zimo lived in the same dormitory, both of them were 0. Sometimes they were really close. For example, on a rainy day, they held an umbrella and read comics on the same bed. What.

Lin Zimo on the side had no sense of crisis, and was even thinking about helping An Jiaze seriously.An Jiaze was about to answer the foolproof answer that Lin Zimo had recited himself, when Lin Zimo suddenly slapped his thigh, lowered his head and whispered to An Jiaze, "Do you still remember that during the New Year's Eve last year, we played poker by mouth in the dormitory?" The two of us seem to be next to each other." When he said this, he suddenly laughed wildly: "We didn't overturn the car, and the card fell when it was passed to Xia Jingming and Xia Jingcheng, and their first kiss was gone like this hahahahahahaha ..."

Luo Xi, who was sitting by the side, suddenly put his arms around Lin Zimo's waist, and pulled him into his arms: "Sit down, don't keep crowding people." He glanced at An Jiaze as he spoke.

Lin Zimo touched the tip of his nose, let out an "oh", and nestled obediently into Luo Xi's arms without noticing anything.

There was no emotion in Luo Xi's eyes, but An Jiaze felt inexplicably in danger, he hurriedly waved his hands: "No, Zimo and I didn't meet at that time! I'm an iron-blooded lonely boy!"

As he said, he quickly took out his phone: "Brother Xi, look, this is a Lonely Manga I drew, and I have a fan base!"

Luo Xi glanced at An Jiaze's phone screen in confusion.

Good guy.Whether it is the plot or the pose, it can be said to be very exciting.

Luo Xi was silent for a while, then said: "... Send me the original picture."

An Jiaze was flattered: "Okay, okay!" He was affirmed by the Lord!

Lin Zimo leaned very comfortably in Luo Xi's arms. He put his hands on Luo Xi's shoulders and leaned over to look at Luo Xi's phone screen.

He stared at the two people who were entangled with each other in a very explosive posture on the screen, and couldn't help saying: "Damn."

Luo Xi pinched him: "Speak well."

Lin Zimo bit his lips, and moved closer to Luo Xi: "Brother Xi, I'm so greedy, give me a share."

Luo Xi's tone was light: "No."

Lin Zimo said angrily, "One of the two protagonists above is me! I have the right to ask for the original picture!"

Luo Xi: "Stop watching such unhealthy things."

Lin Zimo: "...Brother, who saved the unhealthy pictures and reviewed them repeatedly?" He turned his head and spread his hands to An Jiaze: "Jiaze, bring it here!"

An Jiaze blinked his eyes: "...the drawing is not good, why don't I draw a new one for you!" He has learned sketching since he was a child, and now he is drawing on a drawing board. He is a very good wife.

Lin Zimo was thoughtful: "Can you specify p//lay?"

An Jiaze nodded: "Yes!"

Luo Xi turned to look at Lin Zimo with a little interest, he was actually curious what kind of trick Lin Zimo would like.

Feeling his gaze, Lin Zimo said angrily, "You didn't give it to me just now, but when I get the new picture, don't expect me to show it to you."

The corner of Luo Xi's mouth raised slightly: "I don't need to look."

He said in his heart, I will try it directly.

This person in front of him is really too tidy. When the progress is right, he must try every kind of tricks the other party likes.

The turntable turned a few more times, and finally turned to Lin Zimo wobbly.

To be on the safe side, he chose the truth.

Lin Zimo drew the top card, and the question on the card was: when was the last time you kissed?Where is it?with who? "

Lin Zimo: ...

The author says:

After being fed by the painter:

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