deliberately provoke

▍Everyone who touched it said it was good.

In the afternoon, Luo Xi received a call from home asking him to go back.

When he walked into the house, he saw his father Luo Jianhong and his mother Wen Ya sitting on the sofa in the living room, staring at him seriously.

Luo Xi froze for a moment, changed the shoes and arranged them neatly, and asked a little doubtfully, "Dad, Mom, is there something important?"

Luo Jianhong coughed lightly, picked up the tea on the table and took a sip, frowning and putting on a dignified air.

Seeing his appearance, Luo Xi knew that the problem was not serious.Wen Ya gave Luo Jianhong a white look, stood up and pulled Luo Xi to sit on the sofa: "Xiaoxi, you haven't been home for a long time, let mom see if you've lost weight."

Luo Xi: "...Mom, I just went home for dinner last week."

Luo Jianhong on the side was ignored for a long time, and then coughed pretendingly.Luo Xi looked at Luo Jianhong helplessly: "Dad, do you want to say something?"

Looking at Luo Xi, Luo Jianhong seemed to feel that he couldn't say anything, but finally he said Wen Ya: "Xiao Xi, how was your blind date with Old Joe's son last weekend? You, Uncle Qiao, would like to invite you tonight?" We are eating."

Luo Xi looked at Wen Ya patiently: "Mom, Qiao Zhuang and I are not suitable, I made it clear to him at the time. There is no need to eat this meal."

Hearing this, Luo Jianhong seemed relieved, and looked at Wen Ya with a little complacency: "Look, I said that Luo Xi wouldn't like it, like it..." He seemed to find it hard to say something in the middle of speaking, Same as stuck tongue.

Luo Xi helped him complete the words with a blank face: "I like men."

Luo Jianhong snorted arrogantly, as a tacit consent.

Wen Ya looked a little anxious: "But Mrs. Qiao told me two days ago that Xiaoxi brought her boyfriend with her on the day of her blind date, and she didn't save Xiao Zhuang any face. Xiao Zhuang cried when she went back. .”

Luo Jianhong immediately opened his eyes and looked at Luo Xi: "Is what your mother said true?"

Luo Xi was about to speak, but Wen Ya blocked him, snatched the teacup from Luo Jianhong's hand, and put it heavily on the table: "What are you doing, Xiaoxi! It's so old, and you still have to treat sex Orientation is discriminatory! You introduced so many excellent girls to Xiaoxi before, but Xiaoxi didn't like any of them, so I just want to introduce boys to Xiaoxi!"

Luo Jianhong is a strict wife, and he became a little anxious when he saw Wen Ya, so he shrank his neck and kept silent.

Luo Xi stretched out her hand to hug Wen Ya comfortingly, then turned her head and said seriously to the two: "Mom is right, I already have a boyfriend."

Luo Jianhong's eyes stared like copper bells: "What?!"

However, Wen Ya pushed Luo Jianhong away, and seemed very relieved: "Is it the boy you took on a blind date last time? Hurry up and find a chance to bring it home and show it to mom and dad."

Luo Xi thought for a while: "Yes, I just have to wait a little longer. Bringing him back now will scare him."

Wen Ya smiled happily, and a very well-behaved boy appeared in her mind: "So cute."

Luo Xi thought of Lin Zimo's appearance, and a gentle smile appeared on his face: "Well, he is a very cute brother."

Luo Jianhong finally couldn't help joining the group chat: "Older than you?"

Luo Xi replied: "Well, one year older."

Luo Jianhong actually didn't mind Luo Xi's sexual orientation in his heart, but he and Lao Qiao were old friends, and the other party had been trying to match Qiao Zhuang and Luo Xi by insinuating recently, which made him a little embarrassed.He didn't like Qiao Zhuang at first, that kid's eyes were rolling, and he was disgusted when he saw it.But now that Luo Xi has a boyfriend, it's hard for him to refuse with the reason of "I don't like boys".

Luo Jianhong thought for a while, and finally said in a deep voice: "Forget it, I will go to the dinner with your mother tonight, you don't have to go. I will make it clear to Old Qiao personally."

Luo Xi nodded: "Thank you, Dad."

Luo Jianhong stared at him: "However, I have a request. You have to get your that, that, as soon as possible." Luo Xi calmly said, "Boyfriend." Luo Jianhong took it with satisfaction: "Take it home, if I If you are not satisfied, you and him must break up immediately."

Luo Xi glanced at him, seeing through everything: "Don't worry, you must like it."

His parents have hated his dull personality since he was a child, and have always wanted another lively son.Luo Xi could already imagine what kind of face Luo Jianhong would have when he saw Lin Zimo.

Ha ha.

……

When Lin Zimo came to the first floor of the dormitory, he saw Luo Xi waiting for him standing on the porch.The other party was wearing a long windbreaker, with his hands in his pockets, and his tall figure cast a long shadow obliquely under the lamp post.The dim yellow light emitted by the street lamp softened Luo Xi's originally stern facial features a lot.

It was a cool night in March, Lin Zimo opened the door, and the cold wind blew up, and he realized that he was only wearing a shirt.In the blink of an eye, Luo Xi had already turned her head, and her own figure was lightly reflected in her dark eyes.

Seeing Lin Zimo's thin white shirt, Luo Xi frowned slightly, raised his hand and pulled him in front of him: "Why didn't you get dressed properly and came down?"

Lin Zimo's heart felt sore when he heard Luo Xi's cold voice tinged with concern.

He pursed his lips, raised his arms to hug Luo Xi, and almost got into the windbreaker of the other party: "Brother Xi, I miss you." His voice was soft, more like a small sigh.

Luo Xi raised her hand and touched his head, then patted his back lightly: "It's cold outside, you'll catch cold if you stay like this, go back to the dormitory with me first."

Lin Zimo didn't get the expected close hug, and let go of his hands a little disappointed.

Luo Xi took off the windbreaker and put it on Lin Zimo's shoulders.Surrounded by Luo Xi's breath, Lin Zimo became happy again, and hugged Luo Xi's arm tightly.

The two held hands and walked slowly towards the dormitory building. Lin Zimo's mood that had been twisted since last night finally eased up bit by bit, and he couldn't help but want to piss off.

He squeezed Luo Xi's fingers, and said a little excitedly: "Brother Xi, how do you want to hug me later?"

Luo Xi was taken aback, then turned to look at Lin Zimo curiously: "How do you want to hug?"

Lin Zimo got excited now: "Can...can you put your hand in your clothes?"

Luo Xi looked upright: "Why do you put your hands into your clothes?"

Lin Zimo leaned forward and said mysteriously, "Because I'm easy to touch."

Luo Xi took a deep breath, exerted a little force on her fingers, and inadvertently tightened Lin Zimo's hand.

Lin Zimo thought that Luo Xi didn't believe it, so he tried hard to sell himself: "Really, my waist is very thin, and everyone who has touched it agrees."

Luo Xi directly grasped the important point, pulled Lin Zimo's hand to draw him closer, and said in a slightly sinking voice, "Are there many people who have touched it?"

Lin Zimo had no sense of crisis, and thought about it seriously: "Well... there shouldn't be many."

Luo Xi's face has turned a little cold: "Not many?"

That said, there are still quite a few, right?

Lin Zimo was still thinking seriously: "...Thinking about it, it seems that my brother has touched it." When he said this, he wrinkled his nose in disgust: "That brat, when he was young, he would stick to me whenever he had nothing to do. Hands still like to fumble around, I hate it to death."

After hearing this, Luo Xi still felt a little bit astringent: "Do you have a younger brother?"

Lin Zimo didn't seem to want to mention it: "Well, not a father, not too close."

Luo Xi didn't expect Lin Zimo's family situation to be a bit complicated, seeing that the other party kept secrets, he didn't ask any more questions.

Lin Zimo touched the tip of his nose nonchalantly, and returned to the topic just now: "Brother Xi, anyway, you can do whatever you want with me later. The rest of my body is also... well!"

Luo Xi couldn't bear it anymore and raised her hand to cover his mouth: "Don't talk nonsense in public." Lin Zimo's lips were very soft, brushing against Luo Xi's warm palm lightly, as if kissing his palm lightly.

Both of them froze for a moment, Luo Xi stared at Lin Zimo, but didn't withdraw his hand for a moment.

Lin Zimo sniffed Luo Xi's palm lightly, narrowed his round eyes and looked at him narrowly, and finally stuck out his tongue and licked Luo Xi's palm.He saw his own reflection in Luo Xi's beautiful black eyes, and this sight made him want to suck/kiss the other's palm for no reason.

Luo Xi felt an itch in her palm, she touched something soft and wet, she withdrew her hand like an electric shock, and said in a tense voice, "Don't make trouble."

Lin Zimo licked his lips trying to cover up, thinking: "Brother Xi, why does your palm smell like crayfish? It smells so good." As he spoke, he sniffed at the air like a puppy. : "I didn't eat dinner, I'm very hungry."

Hungry is really hungry, but his heart is actually beating very hard.

They are now in the center of the sunken square between the dormitory buildings. There are many snack bars in the square, barbecue hot pot and Oden, everything you need, all of which are vying to be the first to exude a tempting aroma.

Luo Xi raised his eyes to look at the snack bar constantly emitting the aroma of spicy crayfish, and then looked up at his clean palms, feeling a little wronged.

A few minutes later, the two sat down in the noisy shop.

Lin Zimo seems to come here often, and ordered two catties of spicy crayfish with the boss very familiarly, then turned to Luo Xi and asked, "What do you eat?"

Luo Xi looked at the spicy dishes on the menu, and shook his head: "I can't eat spicy food very much."

Lin Zimo remembered that Luo Xi was a native of Suzhou City, and his taste was sweet, so he really didn't tolerate spicy food.He was a little worried: "Why don't we stop eating?"

Luo Xi patted his head: "It's okay, I'll accompany you."

Lin Zimo showed him a grateful and ingratiating smile: "Thank you."

Luo Xi lowered her eyes, wondering why this person is so out of touch.

After the dishes were served, Luo Xi put on her gloves and began to concentrate on peeling the crayfish for Lin Zimo.

His fingers are beautiful and slender, and his peeling movements are clean and neat, and he looks quite gentle, especially good-looking.

Lin Zimo was fascinated while sitting next to him, Luo Xi saw that his drooping eyelashes were slightly curled up, looking a little cute, so she directly handed the peeled shrimp to his mouth.

Lin Zimo opened his mouth a little flattered, and then Luo Xi glanced at him, then suddenly withdrew his hand and put the shrimp into his mouth.

Lin Zimo was confused for a moment, and when he saw Luo Xi's black eyes shining with a smile, he was suddenly blessed.

For the convenience of talking, the two sat side by side on the side of the table. Lin Zimo leaned closer to Luo Xi, his legs were almost on the other's thigh: "Brother Xi, do you want me to kiss you proactively?"

Luo Xi froze for a moment, didn't answer him, but said: "Open your mouth."

Lin Zimo opened his mouth obediently, and ate a delicious crayfish.Luo Xi looked at Lin Zimo's lips, which had become red from eating spicy food, and pursed his lips lightly.

Kind of want to try it.

The two sat at the table and ate affectionately, feeling very satisfied in their hearts.There were more and more customers in the store, and many students who had evening classes also came to the sunken square to look for food. After a while, someone sat opposite Lin Zimo and Luo Xi.

Lin Zimo looked up and found that it was Xu Zijing, the monitor of their 17th grade Spanish class.

Xu Zijing took his girlfriend by the hand, saw Lin Zimo and Luo Xi, and greeted Lin Zimo and Luo Xi very heartily: "Zimo, sister-in-law! Come and eat supper too!"

Luo Xi greeted them politely, and continued to peel the crayfish quietly.Lin Zimo was a little dazed by the "sister-in-law", but Xu Zijing said again: "Sister-in-law is so virtuous."

Xu Zijing's girlfriend is a French-speaking beauty named Ye Yurou. After hearing this, she kicked him under the table and said softly, "Don't bark, Luo Xi is attacking at first glance! Did you read the analysis post I sent you last time?"

Xu Zijing lowered his voice and asked in confusion, "What is Gong?"

Lin Zimo: ...I heard it all.

Xu Zijing changed the subject steadily: "Zimo, you went to the team building on the weekend."

Lin Zimo took away Luo Xi's food with his mouth open, and nodded while eating: "Well, Jia Ze and I both went."

Xu Zijing was a little puzzled: "Aren't Luo Xi going? This time, you can bring your family. Didn't Qiao Zhuang tell you?"

Lin Zimo subconsciously turned his head to look at Luo Xi, leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Brother Xi, do you want to go?"

Luo Xi immediately said, "Yes."

Lin Zimo cautiously asked, "Will it be too much trouble for you?"

Luo Xi was originally only a limited couple with him, so the other party must not want to go to such a noisy social occasion.

Luo Xi didn't answer him, turned to Xu Zijing and said directly: "I'll go with Momo." After he finished speaking, he stuffed another shrimp into Lin Zimo's mouth, with obvious displeasure in his tone: "If you don't go with me, who else do you want to go with?"

The author says:

small theater

Luo's father and Luo's mother: work hard to water and fertilize, and make a wish to cultivate a lively and lovely child

Result: Breed a child named Luo Xi who is a child of ice vinegar

Follow-up: Bing Vinegar Jing abducted a lively and cute child named Mo Baobao back home

Luo's father and Luo's mother: yes