deliberately provoke

▍Don't make up his mind.

Couples are the most annoying things in the world.

Lin Zimo rested his chin on his folded arms, and while watching the transparent bubbles slowly rising from the wine glass in front of him, he thought like this in a fit of anger.

It is three o'clock in the morning in the East District [-], and there is heavy snow outside that is about to submerge the cars on the roadside. Lin Zimo is sitting in a bar in the South District of Oslo, ordering a glass of cider and drinking it depressingly.

He originally chose an inconspicuous seat near the corner, but it just so happened that there were young couples who wanted to squeeze into the corner to make a kiss. Lin Zimo looked at the two tall blond boys in front of him with a blank expression, and felt that I am really a sad single dog.

Still a stubborn dog who ran away from home in anger.

His mother, who had always regarded him as a transparent person, suddenly pressed his head to introduce him to a blind date, and even his stepfather, who had always looked at him disliked, helped him. out of the cabinet.

The two were dumbfounded, but Lin Zimo looked at his mother's ferocious expression, and felt that the other party was going to make him apologize with death.

So during the New Year's Eve, in the icy and snowy first month, Lin Zimo directly bought a plane ticket and flew to Norway to find his cousin who was filming in Oslo, not seeing his suffocating home.

It's a pity that his cousin, the big actor, has a lot of work, and he needs to make up a scene temporarily, so he turns around and releases Lin Zimo's pigeon.

Lin Zimo had no choice but to find a gay bar alone, and ordered a glass of lonely wine.

But the excellent him is destined not to spend a lonely night.

This is a gay company after all, there are so many handsome guys with various hair colors and eye colors that they can stage a fierce introversion battle. From the perspective of a dog, it is really better than falling into a high-quality 3D game pinching library .

It would be a waste of money not to take the opportunity to catch one.

Lin Zimo hadn't tried it before, so he didn't know whether he was 0 or 1.But he felt that he must have a chance to find out tonight.

His eyes searched around among the options that were glamorous in the audience, but before he could lock on them, his sight was suddenly blocked by something.

Lin Zimo looked up, wasn't this the two handsome guys who gnawed their mouths so shockingly just now?

The two smiled at him, and very straightforwardly invited Lin Zimo to do happy things with them.

After hearing this, Lin Zimo couldn't help but burst out in his heart, thinking that his first time would not be so wild.But he still showed a pretty smile on his face, said "Next time" lightly, picked up the wine glass and coat, and changed positions calmly.

When Lin Zimo stood up, he immediately felt the eyes of the surroundings sticking directly to his body, and he enjoyed this feeling very much.He likes to be looked at, and if he can be liked, all the better.

Thinking of this, Lin Zimo felt that the special switch on his body seemed to be turned on again.It just so happened that the booth in the center of the room was vacant, so he sat in it majestically.He silently counted three numbers in his heart, and was satisfied to see several alternatives walking towards him.The fly in the ointment is that these people are all blond, he actually prefers black hair and dark eyes.

Although he was picky in his heart, Lin Zimo unbuttoned the collar of his shirt.He put his arms half on the back of the chair, picked up his glass and took a sip, with a suggestive smile in his eyes.

The spotlights on the ceiling suddenly swept a few times unreasonably, Lin Zimo felt dazzled, and tilted his head slightly, and then, as if destined by fate, he saw the person sitting obliquely behind him.

The bubbles in the wine glass burst with a "pop", and Lin Zimo heard his heart tremble violently for no reason.

Black hair and black eyes, this is it.

The man was wearing a black shirt with sleeves neatly rolled up to his arms.The table he was at was full of people, talking about something enthusiastically, and burst into laughter from time to time, but the man just shook a glass of wine carelessly with his slender hands, neither smiling nor No talk.

The playful spotlight changed its color, and then shone at the table. That person happened to hold up the wine glass. Through the strong light, Lin Zimo saw that the other person's eyebrows and eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of frost. , The smooth shoulder and neck lines and the rolling Adam's apple made him subconsciously bite his lip.

So fucking good looking.

The outline of that person is too sharp and angular, even if it is covered with a layer of soft light, it is still full of faces that strangers should not get close to.The man sitting on the right side of the man laughed and put his hand on his shoulder naturally.The man glanced at the other party, and moved the hand away in disgust.

The room was filled with restless heat and the hormonal impulse of alcohol. There were many people who took off their clothes, but that person was like an iceberg, and all the heat that rushed forward was dead without a place to die.

Lin Zimo stared at the side face of the other party, and smiled with his lips curled up, two dimples appeared on his face.

A sexy iceberg still arouses the desire to conquer.

He raised his hand to call the waiter, whispered a few words in the person's ear, asked for another pen, wrote a small card, and handed it to the other person along with the tip.

After finishing all this, Lin Zimo took the wine handed over by the person next to him without changing his expression, took a sip with a smile in his eyes, and while making wild jokes with ease, he quietly paid attention to the table diagonally behind.

Lin Zimo's heart was beating with joy and arrogance.

——Turn around and look at me.

When frivolous laughter erupted from all around, Luo Xi frowned imperceptibly.

He never liked this kind of noisy environment, and he couldn't get away for a while, feeling faintly irritated in his heart.

His old father took the whole family out on a trip this year in an ingenious way, and by chance, he ran into the boss of the Xiao Group, who also came out with his family to relax, and the two families even had a light meal along the way.

Mr. Xiao's only son, Xiao Yao, was raised by him. Before he finished his meal, Luo Xi was somehow abducted by the other party to a local gay bar.

Xiao Yao is gay, and he is still an unstoppable iron 1. When he came to this place, he felt like a fish in water, and he got carried away. After playing for a few rounds, he was so excited that he was several times more annoying than usual.

Normally Xiao Yao would not dare to be presumptuous, but today he was probably drunk and cowardly. Not long after, he laid his paw on Luo Xi's shoulder carelessly.

Luo Xi took the opponent's dog's paw away, and was about to find an excuse to leave the scene, when a waiter suddenly walked over and put a glass of wine in front of him, saying that it was a gift from the gentleman at the next table.

The color of the liquor is quite beautiful, almost transparent red. Although Luo Xi doesn't come to gay bars often, she knows what it is.

——Seeyoutomorrow. I won’t return tonight.

Luo Xi thought it was a bit funny, he was just here to accompany him, and he couldn't even be considered gay, but some people couldn't bear their temper and dared to come to his idea.

Luo Xi looked in the direction the waiter pointed, and saw a boy in a white shirt reclining on the sofa, surrounded by a large group of people, as if he was playing some wine table game.

The other party's hair was dyed light brown, and it looked fluffy and soft under the light, and it felt very comfortable to the touch.He seemed to have lost, holding a glass of wine and smiling frivolously, his eyes were slightly raised, the corners of his eyes were slightly red, and he was already a little drunk.

Amidst the crowd's booing, he raised his head and took a sip of his wine, caressed the neckline that had been buttoned up seemingly unintentionally, then suddenly turned his head and looked in Luo Xi's direction.

The other party's eyelashes were very long, and there was a faint light in the eyes, which looked very playful, but also a little lazy and vicious, which made Luo Xi's heart skip a beat, and it was difficult to look away for a while.

The boy smiled at him and blinked his left eye lightly.Luo Xi noticed that there was a small tear mole at the end of his eye, which made people think of a fleeting meteor for no reason.

The other party's eyes were like flimsy little hooks, seemingly trying to wrap around Luo Xi.Luo Xi squeezed her hand vigorously, and hurriedly looked away, her heartbeat began to speed up inexplicably.

He took a deep breath, glanced at the small card clipped to the rim of the cup from the corner of his eye, and took it off with his slender fingers.

When Luo Xi saw the line on the card clearly, her heartbeat, which had finally slowed down, took off without even a buffer.

——GivemeAb//lowjo/bshot, will you?

Anyone who has been to a bar once will know the famous b//lowjo/b.

The cups containing the liquor are very small. The drinker will put the cup on the table, put his hands behind his back, lower his head to pick up the cup, and then raise his head to drink it.

Luo Xi couldn't help but think of that pretty boy drinking this glass of wine.

Sweet wine and cream, and slightly upturned rosy lips.

An unspeakable hotness rose from his body immediately, Luo Xi almost crushed that little card.

Xiao Yao who was on the side had just lost the game, and was about to turn his head to complain to Luo Xi, but seeing him sullen and silent, he said in surprise, "Brother Xi, hey, why are your ears red?"

Luo Xi froze slightly, and immediately glanced at him coldly: "Playing with you."

Xiao Yao narrowed his eyes, feeling that the matter was not simple.He quickly found the crumpled little card, snatched it over and looked at it, was silent for a moment, and immediately laughed out loud.

He looked at Luo Xi holding the small card inexplicably troubled, and explained thoughtfully: "Brother Xi, don't you understand? Let me explain to you. They gave you a cup and didn't go home tonight, so they asked you again." If you want bj, you actually want to have sex with you. This sentence can mean that you give him xx, but in fact, I think it is more like he wants to give you xx, so at this time you should order a cup of bj for him, so that you can ..."

Luo Xi's ears became even redder, and he couldn't help but think of some pictures of letting himself go, her knuckles were so hard that they turned pale: "Shut up."

Xiao Yao shrugged nonchalantly: "However, it's quite courageous to dare to attack you, who is it?"

Luo Xi didn't turn around, as if there was a scourge behind him: "In the middle of the hall, white shirt."

Xiao Yao looked back in a daze, glanced at the center of the crowd, and after two seconds, he sincerely admired: "Damn." He suddenly became heartbroken: "Is there a possibility, I will give him some A cup of bj, he will follow me..."

Luo Xi didn't even think about it, and immediately said: "Impossible. Don't get his idea."

Xiao Yao froze for a moment: "Oh."

Luo Xi also felt that her reaction was a bit violent, so she added another sentence to cover up: "This person is not a good person at first sight, stay away from him."

Xiao Yao stared at Luo Xi with great interest for a long time, and suddenly felt blessed, and said with a smile: "Okay, then I will help you to reject him well." He raised his hand and called the waiter, and explained a few words with a smile.

Lin Zimo looked at the wine glass in front of him and almost laughed out of anger.

As the saying goes, the first to flirt is the cheapest, which is true at all.

He was very confident in his appearance, thinking that this time he would probably succeed, but he didn't know that he would not buy it, so he ordered a glass of B52Bomber as a gift for him.

The Bomber, the ace of decline in cocktails, as the name suggests, stay away from me.

Lin Zimo gulped down the glass of wine in a fit of laughter, and the pungent liquid flowed across his throat, creating an excruciating burning sensation.Lin Zimo could feel the gaze of the person diagonally behind him falling on him again.The excitement of being watched by the prey climbs directly from the soles of the feet to the spinal cord, and finally rushes into the brain, dancing with alcohol.

After about two seconds, from the corner of Lin Zimo's eyes, he saw the man standing up suddenly and heading towards the lounge.

Lin Zimo followed without thinking.

After walking a few steps, he realized that he was a little top-heavy, as if he was stepping on cotton soaked in water.

Lin Zimo curled his lips, thinking vaguely in his heart that he was drunk, and it was all due to that annoying guy.

After finally walking to the door of the lounge, it was quiet inside, Lin Zimo pushed the door confidently, and before he could see the situation in the room clearly, he ran into someone's arms.

He raised his head in a daze, facing a pair of deep black eyes.

The author says:

Luo Xi: Stare at——

Opening the article, the author's column asks for adoption~

The next book will be "I'm Really Not a Heartthrob (Entertainment Circle)", if you like it, you can accept it, the following copy:

Jiang Shu is a popular actor, but because of his violent personality, he refused to open the business, resulting in extremely poor popularity with passers-by and constant rumors.In order to transform, he accepted a work that the public most wanted him to act in.

In the end, this turned out to be a large-scale homosexual movie, full of sadomasochism, indescribable.

Jiang Shu is going to play a small white flower, which is still green when cut.

Black fans & passers-by: I really want to see a irascible straight guy play a scheming heartthrob.

There are a lot of intimate scenes in the movie, but the person in the industry who came to audition for another male lead broke through the threshold of the film and television company.

Straight and simple Jiang Shu: ...So you really want to be brothers with me so much?

Cheng Yue, a top idol, sunny and bright, vowed never to go to sea.

Then as soon as he turned around, he joined the selection battle and won in the end, playing the role of Xiao Baihua's domineering and cruel little prince.

After joining the crew, Cheng Yue turned into a clingy dog, with a thick/big single arrow towards Jiang Shu.

Cheng Yue: Brother Jiang, Brother Jiang, stick it!

Jiang Shu: Straight man.jpg, what is a sticker?

As a result, on the first day of the show, Cheng Yue pressed Jiang Shu against the wall and kissed until his legs were weak.

Cheng Yue kissed Jiang Shu's ear, and said in a hoarse voice next to his ear, "You can only like me, you know?"

Jiang Shu's views on straight men were shattered.

Later, the script might be poisonous, and the cannon fodder male supporting actors who participated in the show all had true feelings for Jiang Shu.

Jiang Shu: What about panic.jpgBasic professionalism? ?Don't come here! !

The crew went to a variety show for publicity, and finally it became a terrible Shura field for Cheng Yue and his supporting actors.

Seeing Cheng Yue drooping his head and looking unhappy, Jiang Shu tilted his head and thought hard, took his hand, and asked in a low voice, "Well, do you want to post it?"

Black fans & passers-by: The irascible straight guy is actually a scheming heartthrob himself? !

Really fragrant.

Sunshine Loyal Dog Scheming Cuts Black Gong x Straight Breaking Tsundere and Lovely Lover But Unknowingly Accepted

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