Lord Demon, your family let you go home for dinner

"Hello, everyone, I am the host 9527 of this 'One Hundred Questions about Husband and Wife Sex'. Next, I will ask Xiu Da and the host a hundred questions."

9527 stood in front of the camera very excitedly with a microphone in his hand, and even made a few poses.

"Aha, this time we have to come out as a model husband and come to the photographer's camera."

Cheryl sat on the chair indifferently, tapping the table with his fingers.

Xiu smiled and sat next to Cheryl, and poured him a cup of tea carefully.

"Oh, Xiu Da is really gentle and considerate-" 9527 Star Eyes.

Cheryl rolled his eyes in his heart: This white-eyed wolf who forgets about his host when he has a baby!

Xiu asked gracefully: "Can we start now?"

9527 wiped his saliva, came back to his senses, and nodded vigorously.

"1May I ask your name?"

9527 smoothed things over: "Haha, everyone knows the name, so there's no need to ask."

"What is the age of 2?"

Cheryl: "I don't know, it's been tens of thousands of years."

Xiu played with Cheryl's long hair: "I am five years younger than Wang."

"What are the 3 genders?"

Xiu glanced at 9527 and said with a smile, "Can't there be some advanced questions?"

9527 shivered.

"4 What is your personality like?"

Cheryl: "The appearance is cold and aggressive, but the heart is a little funny when it comes to complaining about the emperor."

Xiu: "Pervert."

"Character of 5 partners?"

Cheryl glanced at Xiu: "Pervert."

Xiu looked at his king affectionately: "Perfect."

9527: "..."

"6 When did the two meet? Where?"

Cheryl "thought": "According to the memory of the devil, it should be the third year of Glory Year 540, in the school corridor."

Xiu squinted his eyes and touched Cheryl's ear: "No, it was earlier."

Cheryl was surprised: "Huh?"

9527: "Okay, okay, it will be a spoiler if I continue."

"7 First impressions of each other?"

Cheryl: "If it was the time when you just crossed, I feel that Xiu is a gentleman, right?"

Repair "smile": "Sunshine, I want to take possession of it."

Cheryl turned his head: "Hey, why is it midnight?"

"8 What do you like about each other?"

Cheryl: "Well... I can't say, I don't know when I liked him."

Xiu: "All."

"9 What do you hate about the other party?"

Cheryl "frowned": "Facial paralysis, possessive, perverted, cold-blooded, and likes to play various poses, once you do it, you can't stop balabala..."

9527: "Why does it feel a bit chilly?"

"10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?"

Cheryl "fried hair": "It's terrible!! No matter how you look at it, I'm on top."

Xiu smiled without saying a word.

9527: ...

Quietly watching you pretend.

"11 What do you call each other?"

Cheryl: "Xiu. But there are many names in the heart, pervert, devil and so on?"

Xiu: "King."

"12 How do you want to be called by the other party?"

Sheryl: "It's all good, as long as it's not the kind of baby dear."

Xiu "smiles": "Honey."

"13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?"

Cheryl: "Viper?"

Xiu: "Cat."

9527: "Xiu Da means that the host is sometimes lazy, and sometimes stretches out his claws to scratch people. He is proud and cute, right?"

How do you feel a little ashamed?

"14 If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?"

Cheryl: "On How to Reverse a Perverted Worldview."

Xiu: "The head of the person who hurt my king."

Cheryl: "I don't want this kind of gift at all, thank you!!"

"15 So what gift would you like for yourself?"

Cheryl: "It's really tiring to do this every night after a month's rest!"

Xiu touched Cheryl's head: "Wearing tulle and blushing, he said 'Xiu, I want more'."

9527: "..."

"Does 16 have any dissatisfaction with the other party? What is it usually?"

Cheryl: "Excellent physical strength!"

Xiu: "I'm not physically strong."

"17 What is your problem?"

Cheryl: "Personality ostrich? And a little lazy."

9527: "More than a little"

Xiu: "Don't make Wang laugh."

So you laugh every day just to set an example for me?

"18 What's wrong with the other party?"

Cheryl: "Pervert! Pervert everywhere"

Xiu: "No."

"19 What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?"

Cheryl: "Kill innocent people."

Xiu: "Seduce people everywhere."

Cheryl roared: "Where did I seduce people?!"

9527 silently looked at Samuel, Uslet, Zero and others who were gnashing their teeth in the audience.

"20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?"

Cheryl: "Run from him?"

Xiu: "Murder."

"21 How far is your relationship?"

Cheryl was silent.

Xiu smiled: "I've done everything that needs to be done."

"22 Where did two people first date?"

Cheryl/Xiu [the author silently looking at the audience watching the excitement]: "..."

The author "dryly laughed": "...ha..."

9527: "What was the atmosphere between the two of you at the time of 23? How far did it go at the time of 24? Where did you go on a regular date at 25? Then these three questions are unnecessary."

"26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?"

Cheryl "cold": "Lay in bed and let him fuck."

Hearing Cheryl's answer, Xiu smiled happily: "Prepare him a big meal."

9527: "Does this count as grabbing a person's heart first by grabbing his stomach?"

"27 Who confessed first?"

Cheryl was "more indifferent": "There was no confession, and I showed it directly with actions."

Xiu suddenly leaned into Cheryl's ear: "I like you."

Cheryl: "...Get lost." [Ears are red]

"28 How much do you like each other?"

Cheryl: "I love it so much."

Xiu: "I like him so much that I want to die."

"29 So, do you love each other?"

Cheryl: "Of course I do."

Xiu "smiling": "I don't love you."

Cheryl/9527/Audience: "!!!"

Xiu: "If you love someone, you will bless him from the bottom of your heart, even if he doesn't love himself. You will bless him with others, and sincerely hope that this person is happy."

Xiu "Look at Cheryl": "I can't do it. If you fall in love with someone else, I will imprison you so that you can only see me."

"30 What does the other party say that makes you feel wrong?"

Cheryl: "'King, don't leave me.'."

Xiu: "'Xu, please.'"

9527 "wiping sweat": "It feels like it revealed a lot."

"31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do?"

Cheryl: "Chop two people into mincemeat."

Xiu: "Kill others, and then imprison the king."

"Can 32 forgive the other party's change of heart?"

Cheryl "shakes her head".

Xiu: "It doesn't matter, as long as I possess him, everything else doesn't matter."

"33 What if the other party is more than an hour late for a date?"

Cheryl: "Wait, Mao, let's go home and have dinner."

Xiu: "Get up and go find him."

"35 The other party's sexy expression?"

Cheryl: "When you're serious about your work?"

Xiu: "When crying under me."

Cheryl: "I told you not to go to the midnight show!!"

"36 When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?"

Cheryl: "...talk in my ear."

Xiu [close to Sherrill's ear and lower his voice]: "I'm distracted."

Cheryl [flushing]

"38 Do you feel the happiest when you do something?"

Cheryl: "Eat the cake."

9527: "...does eating cake have anything to do with Xiu Da!!"

Xiu "laughed": "Watching the king sleep."

"Has 39 ever quarreled?"

Cheryl "touched his nose": "I want a cold war."

Xiu: "No."

"What are the fights at 40?"

Cheryl: "Fuck me."

Xiu: "No."

9527: "Hey! Don't lie to yourself, Mr. Xiu!!"

"How to reconcile after 41?"

Cheryl: "Interrupted by the God of Light, I don't know."

Xiu: "You'll get used to it after a few times."

9527: "Hey, someone in the auditorium has applied for a speech. Your Highness Samuel please."

Samuel: "Fuck! The teacher will hate me if I fuck up a few more times! QAQ"

Cultivate "squinting eyes": "..."

It's cooling down, it's so cold.

"42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?"

Cheryl: "It depends on the chance."

Xiu: "Yes."

"43 When will you feel loved?"

Cheryl/Xiu [Meditation]

9527: "=mouth=..."

"44 What is your expression of love?"

Cheryl: "Try to satisfy the other party."

Xiu: "Possess him."

"45 When will you feel that "you don't love me anymore"? "

Cheryl: "Start monopolizing the other guy?"

Xiu: "It doesn't matter whether the king loves me or not, because he always belongs to me."

"46 What do you think is the flower that matches your partner?"

Cheryl: "The other shore flower."

Xiu: "White Rose."

"47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?"

Cheryl: "I came here through time, not his real king."

The author smiled.

Xiu: "There are many, such as killing those who try to get close to the king."

"48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?"

Cheryl: "...I'm not really a king."

The author smiled again.

Xiu: "I'm of mixed race."

"Is the relationship between the two of them public or secret?"

Cheryl: "No hiding."

Repair "nodding".

"50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?"

Cheryl: "I don't know."

Xiu: "Forever."

"Okay, let's temporarily ask these fifty questions today, see you next time!!"

Xiu picked up Cheryl and said, "Go home."

Cheryl looked wary: "What?!"

Cursed lips: "Fuck you."