Everyone except me knows that I'm a broken sleeve

"Stupid! Of course it's because you're ugly, fat and frustrated! You cry more than women, which girl would marry you?!"

Gu Xiaoyong nodded in agreement, deeply agreeing.

The voice continued: "Even if Miss Tang is willing to marry you, it must be that her family is ruined! She married you only after being forced to!!"

Just as Gu Xiaoyong was about to continue nodding, he saw Wei Xiaopang on the opposite side looking at him with resentment.Quickly shook his head and said innocently: "That's not what I said."

Of course Wei Xiaopang knew it wasn't Gu Daxia who said it, the voice was clear and melodious, like a chirping bird, it was obviously from a woman.He just resented Gu Xiaoyong for nodding his head in agreement all the time without refuting a single word.

Cool winds were blowing in the courtyard again, matching the warm sun slanting westward, and the leaves rolled up by the wind fell from the slanting sun.

Suddenly, a flaming red silk appeared in front of the eyes, showing the publicity and enthusiasm of red blood, carelessly displayed in people's field of vision.The red silk was blown aside by the wind, and with the rolled up leaves and dust, a delicate and gorgeous woman jumped down from nowhere.

She was shining brightly, the corners of her eyes were slightly raised with red marks, there was a little cinnabar mole between her eyebrows, her lips were full and petite, smeared with flamboyant and passionate bright red rouge.Tasting the beauty of the past, and regaining the beauty of the city, it is really a beauty in the world.

Wei Xiaopang stared blankly.

Gu Xiaoyong had already seen his brother Bai's handsome and stunning face, but he didn't have much reaction to this woman's beauty, he just cupped his fists and said, "I'm Gu Xiaoyong."

But the woman said: "Gu Xiaoyong, right? You are the only one. Be my husband!"

Gu Xiaoyong/Wei Xiaopang: "..."

He knew early on that he was romantic, handsome and charming, and the girls who liked him in the world treated him like a beast on the surface, but they couldn't tell why they fell in love with him behind their backs.But this is really the first time meeting someone who wants him to be her husband.

Thanks to his rich experience in his previous life, he almost didn't think about it, so he just opened his mouth and said, "I already have my own heart, I hope the girl is no wonder."

"Really?" The girl in red directly pulled out the crimson nine-section whip pinned to her waist, and slammed it fiercely on the ground, and a dark white mark was printed on the bluestone floor. With a smile on his face, he said, "Say it again?"

Wei Xiaopang was frightened by the whip, and cowardly hid behind Gu Xiaoyong.

"My sweetheart is an unrivaled hero." Gu Xiaoyong knew that this woman is not easy to mess with, but who is he, he is even more difficult to mess with.I thought about a particularly popular movie I had seen before, and the classic lines came as soon as I said it, "He has bright eyes and is wearing a battle armor. One day, he will come to me on the colorful auspicious clouds."

Gu Xiaoyong recited the movie lines affectionately, while the girl in red looked more and more weird, and finally interrupted with a frown: "Are you a broken sleeve?"

Gu Xiaoyong: "..."

Broken sleeve? !Cut off your ass sleeve!Do you understand the lines of the movie? ! !

Hearing this, Wei Xiaopang froze even more, looked at Gu Xiaoyong's back suspiciously, carefully covered his chest and moved sideways step by step, as if he was afraid of being robbed by Gu Xiaoyong.

Seeing that Gu Xiaoyong didn't refute, the woman in red just assumed that he had acquiesced.Immediately he sighed heavily, took back the whips he had drawn out one by one, and muttered: "Didn't it mean that all the heroes and heroes in the world will gather here, why are all of them crooked, and it's hard to see a man who looks like this." It’s over, but I didn’t expect it to be a broken sleeve.”

Gu Xiaoyong felt that it was necessary for him to explain: "Girl misunderstood, in fact I..."

"You don't need to talk!" The woman interrupted simply, with a look of cruel disillusionment, "I won't listen to your explanation!!"

Gu Xiaoyong: "..."

Seeing her heartbroken, Wei Xiaopang on the side couldn't bear to stand up and said, "Girl, don't be sad, today is the first day, those young talents with names and surnames usually come on the last day." , you can come back in seven days, I guarantee that everyone is the best candidate for a good husband."

"Really?" The girl looked up.

"It's more real than pearls." Wei Xiaopang vowed.

Seeing that the woman in red was in a better mood, Gu Xiaoyong asked again: "May I ask what is the girl's name?"

The girl clasped her fists in both hands, and said righteously, "I'm the demon girl Ji Yaoyang."

Gu Xiaoyong/Wei Xiaopang: "..."

How can anyone say that he is a witch? ! ! !

Ji Yaoyang saw that the faces of the two of them were not right, and asked in confusion: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with my name?"

Gu Xiaoyong: "It's not about the name, you really are that kind, that rare kind..."

The silly girl was quite proud: "I know I'm beautiful, you don't have to be so surprised."

Gu Xiaoyong/Wei Xiaopang: Alas.

Presumably this girl was used to hearing people call her the witch of the Demon Cult all the way, and she didn't know that it was a curse, and thought it was someone who praised her for the title.

Gu Xiaoyong suddenly remembered the rumors he had heard in the Plum Tavern before, saying that the daughter of the leader of the Demon Cult had a big fight with his father, and then ran away from home in a fit of anger. Unexpectedly, he came to Jiangnan.

Isn't this the princess on the run from the Devil's Cult? I got a Disney copy.

Gu Xiaoyong guessed the plot based on the routine: "So you gave up the luxurious life of the Demon Cult, and came all the way to the south of the Yangtze River just to find your white horse... Ah no, the real man's?"

Ji Yaoyang looked surprised: "How do you know?"

Gu Xiaoyong just wanted to ask her if she was accompanied by bluebirds along the way, elks to guide the way, and squirrels to deliver food. The fish couldn't help being intoxicated when they saw her, and the flowers couldn't help smiling when they saw her.

Seeing Wei Xiaopang's disgusted face: "You just said that you want to find someone to be your husband, and I even gave you a suggestion."

Ji Yaoyang suddenly realized: "That's right."

Gu Xiaoyong: "..."

A group of guys without childlike innocence!Pooh! !

"Actually, I have one more thing to do when I come to the Central Plains." Ji Yaoyang suddenly became serious, "I'm here to snatch the phoenix feather from you decent martial arts people."

Wei Xiaopang: "Have all the rumors about Fenghuang Ling spread to the Devil's Cult?"

"Not really." Ji Yaoyang smiled, "I heard about it on the way here, it looks very powerful, so come and grab it."

Wei Xiaopang: "Why do you speak so like the grocery shopping lady next door is here to grab the reduced-price Chinese cabbage?"

Ji Yaoyang was upset, and pulled out his whip: "Who do you say is the aunt?"

Wei Xiaopang shrank his neck, and hid behind Gu Xiaoyong cowardly: "Pay attention to the important points, the important points!"

His tone was very similar to that of the old gentleman who taught him, blowing his beard and staring, hating iron for being weak.

Seeing that Ji Yaoyang was still recalcitrant, the fat man closed his eyes and forced him loudly: "Aren't you looking for young talents, besides Gu Daxia, why is Mingyue, the son of the martial arts leader, here?"

Ji Yaoyang has read a lot of words, and naturally knows that the leader of the martial arts and the leader of the demon religion are a combination that the general public loves very much.Although her father already has her mother, the martial arts leader also has a wife.

But she can't stand it, she's still single, it's because the next leader of the Devil's Cult didn't run away.This Mingyue He sounds very powerful, and he must be the next martial arts leader.

Ji Yaoyang's eyes lit up.

It's decided, Ming Yuehe will be her husband!When the two of them are together, we must let the common people write a large number of scripts, so that she can see old age and death!

Come down!

Ji Yaoyang hurriedly said: "Where is that bright moon?!"

Wei Xiaopang: "You are greeting guests in the living room. It's already afternoon, so you should move faster."

As soon as the words fell, I saw a smear of red quickly passing by in front of my eyes, bringing a gust of wind with a faint fragrance.In the blink of an eye, Ji Yaoyang, who had just laughed at Yanyan, disappeared.

In the past hundred years, there has been no major friction between the righteous way of the martial arts and the Demon Cult, and it seems that they are living in peace. Those decent people talk about a witch, but they are just used to shouting, and they can't change it for a while.

Gu Xiaoyong saw that Ji Yaoyang whipped his whip neatly, his lightness kung fu is excellent, and his martial arts foundation is very good.At present, except for the humble and gentle son Mingyue He and herself, almost no one can beat her, so she didn't worry too much, and went out with a meal.

Wei Xiaopang followed closely, "Gu Daxia, where are you going?"

"Go home." Gu Xiaoyong smiled and frowned, "After playing outside all day, that person has been waiting for I don't know how long."

Wei Xiaopang seemed to understand, but suddenly had an idea.

Looking at Gu Daxia's expression, could it be true that he has a sweetheart?

The west slanting sun brings burning warmth, some tired birds return to their nests, and some wanderers return home.Autumn seems to be smudged with gold, always with hazy warmth and intoxicating gentleness, some people love it, some people admire it.It is a warm nest, and it is also an abyss.

Over there, Gu Xiaoyong is leisurely and contented.Here is the bright moon, but people are turned on their backs, so it's so lively.

He was standing in the front section of the lobby modestly and politely, like an out-of-this-world expert, leisurely watching the other clan masters and sect masters making noises, and he was as gentle as an old father Looking at my family and my children yelling.

Suddenly, a beautiful woman in red dress came in from outside the door, with a nine-section long whip pinned to her waist, she was in a hurry and wanton, regardless of other people's eyes, she shouted coquettishly: "Who is the bright moon?!"

The noisy crowd froze for a moment.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to her, the girl stepped on the table beside her, kicked over the teacup of the other person, and continued to drink: "I ask, who is Mingyuehe?!!"

Ming Yuehe quickly bowed and saluted, and said gently and hesitantly: "I'm next, I don't know what you can do for the girl...?"

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive!" Ji Yaoyang was very satisfied when she saw Mingyue He's handsome appearance and extraordinary bearing, "I'm here to find you to be my husband!!"

As soon as this statement came out, everything was silent.

Mingyue He was stunned: "Ah...ha?"

"I'm the demon girl Ji Yaoyang!" She clasped her fists very righteously, and said forcefully, "I will be your wife from now on!"

Spoiler: Two or three things in my previous life

Spring in Beijing comes a little later than other places, it is already April, and there is still a chill outside the windows.A branch of peach blossom broke through the thin ice and squeezed in through the gap of the window, carrying a faint fragrance.

The old man stroked his gray goatee, sat in the upper hall and read slowly: "What is the country's strategy? There is a saying: 'The people follow their words, and the emperor sits and listens.' There must be confusion in the middle, and it is foolish not to believe it." ..."

The voice was rigid, without any ups and downs, which made people yawn.

It was still cold outside, and the students were reluctant to open the windows.They were dressed in fine thick cotton satin, which was uniformly issued by the Imperial College, plain white as the base, dark blue as the supplement, and square flat top scarves on their heads.

They also held in their hands a delicate and luxurious small stove, carved with cloud-patterned orchid grass, and fragrant jade in between, warming it, echoing the old man's staid and toneless reading sound, making people drowsy everywhere.

The few people sitting in the back snored directly on the table, and the writing brushes that were neatly hung on the table fell here and there, and some fell to the bottom of the table.The fine Suzhou warm ink in the upper right corner was broken into several pieces, and I don't know how it was done.

Gu Xiaoyong was bored and sat in the center of the first row specially arranged for him by his husband, and he didn't dare to doze off openly like his colleagues behind him.So he propped his head and looked lazily at the branch of peach blossoms that squeezed in from the window, his thoughts drifted to nowhere.

The old gentleman was reading carefully, and found that the school was a little too abnormally quiet, so he raised his head and squinted his eyes.

This was unbelievable. Except for his favorite student who was still awake with his head propped up, everyone else in the school was asleep, and some people even lay on the cushions majestically, snoring without any malice.

The gentleman raised his eyebrows, blew his beard and stared in anger, and slammed the pointer on the table straightly, angrily said: "Stand up for me!!!"

Only the dazed Gu Xiaoyong came back to his senses and stood up unsteadily.

The others continued to doze off in a daze, showing no intention of obeying.

"It's a misfortune for the country!!" The old man was heartbroken. He was born in a poor family, and he worked hard step by step to get to where he is today. He deeply hates the state of the group of young masters in front of him who obviously have good resources but don't like to study, "Gu Xiaoyong !!!”

Gu Xiaoyong's spirit was shaken, he stood up straight and said, "Sir, I'm here!"

The old man was always kind to good students, and his voice softened a bit: "Go, open all the windows, let me see who can sleep!!"

"Come on~" Gu Xiaoyong regained his energy completely, waiting to see his colleagues being scolded, and walked towards the window very briskly.

He was dressed in a plain school uniform, with two long ribbons hanging from the back of the dark square scarf hat on his head, flying cheerfully as he walked.It was clearly the same clothes, but they looked extraordinarily clean and beautiful on him, making people unable to move their eyes away.

The window was opened wide, and the chilly chill suddenly rushed towards the face. The peach blossom that sneaked in to hide from the warmth was also shaken by the bleak cold wind, and several petals fell off one after another.

The warmth that was finally gathered in the school was blown violently by the merciless wind. People in the cold dream shivered. Some people woke up slowly, but some people still stubbornly stayed in their sleep. wish to wake up.

Seeing that opening the windows had some effect, the old man was quite satisfied, and said, "Open the rest of the windows for me too!"

The school was yawning all over the place, and there were rustling sounds from below.The old man's favorite student stood there without moving.

Gu Xiaoyong was stunned because there was a person standing in front of the window, so he didn't hear the old man's words.

The man was dressed in neat black clothes in the cold wind, and wore a black gauze hat with embroidered spring on his head. A slender tassel hung down from both sides, and a knot was roughly tied in the center of his delicate jaw.His sword eyebrows are straight, and his ink-like eyes are fixed on the scholar in front of him. The narrow and long eye ends seem to be smudged by ink, cold and clean.

He just stood there like this, the wind was chilly, but he didn't know how long he stood there, even a layer of ice crystals formed on his shoulders.

Gu Xiaoyong's originally dazed expression suddenly softened, his brows and eyes were bent, he put his hands on the window, and said silently: "You silly boy, what are you doing standing here?"

Pei Mo, who was on the opposite side, also softened the corners of his lips, raised his calloused and well-knit hand, and slowly stretched it towards Gu Xiaoyong's forehead.Gentle and gentle, with boundless nostalgia and lingering.

Gu Xiaoyong just smiled and looked at him, neither dodging nor hiding.

However, Pei Mo quickly retracted his hand, and there was a pink peach blossom on his slender fingertips. Then he opened his thin lips and replied softly, "I'm coming with the Holy Majesty."

Today, His Majesty has nothing to do, so he said he came to the school to see what the children of his ministers have learned.Pei Mo should have followed him unswervingly, relying on the relatively long distance of his feet, he clearly walked steadily, but he walked as fast as if the soles of his feet had been oiled.

His Majesty knew what he was anxious about, waved his hand and let him go, and came slowly from behind in a sedan chair.

Pei Mo got permission, and walked even faster, and arrived outside the school in less than half a stick of incense.But he didn't dare to open the door and go in to disturb the boy's class. Just as a branch of peach blossom opened the window and stretched in, he stood quietly outside the window, staring at the man motionless through the narrow gap in a daze.

The man was in a trance looking at Peach Blossom, so he also looked at that person in a trance, not caring that his whole body was swept by the cold.

It wasn't until the other party pushed open the window and looked at him with pink petals on his forehead and smiled, that he realized that his hands were a little frozen, and he didn't dare to linger too much, so he quickly retracted his hands.

Seeing that his favorite student simply leaned on the window and ignored him, the old gentleman was curious about the stunning scenery outside, so he walked over leisurely with his hands behind his back.

As a result, there is no beautiful scenery, but there is one man who is five big and three thick.

The old man silently rolled his eyes, pretending he didn't see anything, and went to open other windows by himself.

Gu Xiaoyong came back to his senses when he heard the sound of the old man opening the window.Seeing that Pei Mo was wearing thin clothes, he hurried back to his seat and took out the warm cloak his mother had sewed for him, and picked up the small and exquisite hand stove on the table.

Through the wide open window, he put the cloak on Pei Mo's body, and stuffed the stove into his arms.Only then did he raise his head and concentrate on tying the knot in front of the other party's throat, and kept complaining: "What's the matter, Your Majesty, I don't know how to give you some more thick clothes."

The throat is a very deadly part, if an ordinary person touched it, blood would have been splashed on the spot.Gu Xiaoyong tied the knot without any scruples, and Pei Mo didn't do anything else, just staring at the young man steadfastly, letting the other party toss him around.

Most of the students in the room were woken up by the cold wind, so they naturally found Pei Mo outside the window.One by one craned their necks to watch the excitement, and they smirked and winked at each other, teasing for some unknown reason.

This exceptionally harmonious scene was broken by a voice: "I seem to hear someone scolding me?"

It turned out that it was Emperor Qi, the emperor of the dynasty, who came belatedly.

Seeing that his serious master had arrived, Pei Mo stuffed the hand stove in his arms back to Gu Xiaoyong, and said flatly: "Don't be cold."

He turned around and bowed to the emperor, and returned to the team in an Anan manner.

When the students in the school heard that the emperor was driving, they quickly ran out with Gu Xiaoyong in their arms, and knelt on the ground in unison: "I wait to see the emperor."

In fact, they are all a group of half-grown boys who haven't entered the official position yet, and it's a bit nondescript to call them ministers, so Emperor Qi let them go.But deliberately made things difficult for Gu Xiaoyong, saying: "Did you scold me just now?"

Gu Xiaoyong was still kneeling on the ground, without showing much timidity on his face, he said with a smile: "Don't dare, Your Majesty, don't want to wrong a good person."

Emperor Qi stroked his beard: "You are the only one who has the nerve to call yourself a good person? Isn't there no bad person in this world?"

"Doesn't this represent your Meiji Wende, and the world is peaceful." Gu Xiaoyong smiled playfully, and touched his knee in embarrassment, "Oh, my knee hurts so much!"

After kneeling for less than half a quarter of an hour, why did it start to hurt?

Emperor Qi knew it well, he still waved his hands and said: "Forget it, forget it, why are you so clever in front of me, get up."

A group of students bowed to En again, and then stood up in unison.

As the Taifu of the two dynasties, the old gentleman was specially exempted from the ceremony of kneeling and worshiping by Emperor Qi. He stood aside at this time, watching the excitement with a smile.

Gu Xiaoyong said again: "Your Majesty is wise in governing the people, but he is too stingy with the people around him. I just saw that the shoulders of Guard Pei are covered with frost."

Emperor Qi was not annoyed when people said he was stingy, so he looked back at Pei Mo, pretending to be profound: "Where is this stingy? Isn't it, Pei Huwei?"

It's clear that Xiao Pei deliberately took off his thick clothes and put Gu Xiaoyong here to pretend to be pitiful.

Pei Mo looked at the nose and the heart, and said respectfully: "Your Majesty is right."

Emperor Qi snorted, feeling that his Guard Pei was sometimes nothing, but he didn't point it out: "What are you doing standing outside, go in? I'm here to watch you study."

All the students groaned in their hearts, responded respectfully on their faces, and poured into the school one after another.

There are so many academies in the Imperial College, but His Majesty likes to come to them to attend lectures.Everyone knew that they came here for Gu Dacai, and the hearts of the other colleges were full of envy and hatred, but they were the only ones who were miserable, and when they complained to other people, they were regarded as showing off, and they were beaten back.

The seat in the hall was given to Emperor Qi, Pei Mo stood behind Emperor Qi, and the other guards and eunuchs stayed outside.

Usually, Emperor Qi would write questions for everyone, but today, for some reason, he handed over this task to Pei Mo.

Pei Mo frowned and thought about it for a while, then said respectfully: "The humble job is academically shallow, I really can't bring it up."

Emperor Qi raised his eyebrows: "You grew up with Gu Xiaozi. It doesn't make sense that he is famous in Shengjing, but you can't ask a single question. You must ask me. If you don't do well, you will be fined and not allowed to come to the Imperial College for a month!"

That is really a heavy punishment.

You must know that the closed learning management implemented by the Imperial College, students can only go home once a month, and they will never find a chance to visit someone in the General's Mansion.

At this time, Pei Mo was just a half-grown young man. Hearing this, he felt a little distressed, and subconsciously glanced down.

Gu Xiaoyong sat in the middle, propped his chin and winked at him.

Pei Mo looked away, his ears were reddish, and his usually calm and steady voice stuttered a little: "...Then, then it's the right match."

He glanced at the branch of peach blossoms, thought of something, and his ears became redder: "Chun, Chun is a tree in spring."

At this time, it is early spring, but it is also suitable for the occasion.

Immediately, a student replied: "Crazy is the dog who is king!!"

As soon as the words fell, the whole room roared with laughter.

Emperor Qi couldn't help laughing.

Only the old man was so angry that he knocked on the head of the student, said two words and knocked twice, which was quite rhythmic: "Your family! Crazy! The dog is king!!"

Unbearably vulgar!All the knowledge learned is in the dog's belly! !

The other students continued to laugh loudly, holding their bellies, and tears came out of their eyes.

Another student weakly raised his hand: "Um, it's like burning meat."

"Idiot." Emperor Qi cursed with a slight smile, and said, "Is there any more?"

But his eyes glanced at Gu Xiaoyong, obviously waiting for his answer.

"Hong is a bird by the river, and sweetness is sweet on the tip of the tongue." Gu Xiaoyong swayed and opened his mouth, "Lan is the wind in the mountains, tomorrow is the sun shining on the moon."

Emperor Qi nodded slightly, very satisfied.

The old gentleman clapped his hands and applauded directly. Among the laughter and laughter of the crowd, only Pei Mo was staring at Gu Xiaoyong.

Unexpectedly, the other party suddenly turned his head, blinked at him, smiled flirtatiously and flamboyantly, and said silently: "You are my sweetheart."

Pei Mo's heart skipped a beat, and he looked away calmly.

But he replied solemnly in his heart.

Well, you too.