Everyone except me knows that I'm a broken sleeve

Gu Xiaoyong woke up on a bed.

More precisely, it was a huge red wedding bed.The layers of curtains almost covered everything outside, making people's vision extremely blurred.The bed is very soft, you can sink into it with a light press.

There is a vague fragrance all around, making people drowsy and unable to wake up no matter what.

Gu Xiaoyong rubbed his heavy head, trying to recall what happened before he fell asleep.

He remembered that he was still in Mobei City, and Gubei Ju dropped the head in his hand and left.Although the lord of the lonely city was very worried about his daughter, he had no choice but to discuss the matters of the two forces with Pei Mo.

Gu Huaya walked towards him sullenly with a medicine bottle in hand, just as he was about to open his mouth to make fun of something, he heard an extremely strange voice rang from his ears.

The voice was slow and penetrating, like a long chain being dragged on the ground, making a cold and chilling sound.A pair of pale hands suddenly stretched out from behind Gu Xiaoyong, tightly covering his eyes.

In the last sight, Gu Xiaoyong only saw Pei Mohan's expression on his face, pulling out the sword from his waist and rushing towards his own.

Then he doesn't know anything.

The atmosphere around him was too quiet, and he really couldn't afford to be vigilant.Gu Xiaoyong forced himself to wake up and lifted the quilt, only to find that he was still wearing a red wedding gown. The workmanship of the wedding gown was extremely meticulous, and there was a vivid phoenix pattern embroidered on it. Rise from the ashes.

Gu Xiaoyong pouted helplessly.

Good guy, isn't this being robbed?

He raised the curtain and found that the room was neatly filled with all the things necessary for marriage.There are large and small Chinese characters on the window, and huge red candles are placed on the table and the cabinet. The candles are also carved with extremely auspicious patterns in golden gilt.

The square table in the center of the room was filled with all kinds of melons and fruits to eat, and a silver jug ​​and two wine glasses inlaid with jade were quietly placed on it.

If it wasn't for the unbelievably quiet surroundings, Gu Xiaoyong really thought he was marrying someone, but he suddenly forgot about the middle process.

There was a rustling sound outside the house.

"Is he awake?"

"I feel awake. The incense I used is only enough for him to be unconscious for three days."

"Do you think he will be hungry?"

"You must be hungry, you didn't see how much food I put on the table."

"Those things are not suitable for him to eat at first glance. I read it in the scripture book, and it said that people who wake up after a coma need to drink porridge, that kind of sweet porridge."

"I told you to read less scriptures! When drinking porridge, you should drink the salty ones, and the sweet ones are not afraid of getting tired?"

"Heipi, are you looking for a beating?!"

"Smelly white ghost, you deserve to be beaten!!"

Immediately there was the sound of ping-pong-pong fighting outside, the sound of iron chains colliding, and the humming sounds of the two people echoing each other from time to time, which made people's brains ache.

Gu Xiaoyong frowned, his toes touched the cold floor, and he barely stood up while propping up the cabinet beside him.

His vision was suddenly blurred, his head seemed to be disturbed by someone using a wooden stick, and he was so dizzy that he almost couldn't stand still.

Gu Xiaoyong regained his composure, supported the wall and slowly moved out.With his movements, the large Xipao on his body slid down to the ground, like a long red tail, following him smoothly.

"Squeak-"

The door of the house was opened by him, and the chaotic scene outside immediately came into view.

But I saw two men, one black and one white, entangled in a ball. Their costumes were very similar to the rumored black and white impermanence, and tall hats were scattered alone in the corner.The black and white silks and satins were tied into knots, the chains in the hands of the man in black tightly bound the man in white, while the short silver stick in the opponent's hand was already pressed against the man in black's neck, the battle was very fierce.

It took Gu Xiaoyong all his strength to walk from the bed to the door, so he leaned lazily by the door as if he was boneless, with his eyelids half-lidded, almost falling asleep in the next second.

In the end, the man in white clothes who was tied up found Gu Xiaoyong's figure, and he patted the person on his body: "Get up! Didn't you see that our young lady is already awake?!"

Mrs. Gu Shaoyong Xiaoyong: ...?

Sure enough, the man in black saw Gu Xiaoyong who was lazily leaning against the door, got up quickly, ran to the corner to pick up his hat, and brought the man in white to Gu Xiaoyong.

Their faces were all pale, but they looked rather handsome.It was only then that Gu Xiaoyong realized that the two of them looked exactly the same, they were almost carved out of the same mold.

He didn't speak, and the twins looked at each other for a while.

The man in black spoke first: "My name is Heipi."

The man in white said: "I am a white ghost."

Gu Xiaoyong thought to himself: These two titles of affection are really their names, not curse words?

Hei Pi said again: "I am his elder brother."

The white ghost said: "I am his brother."

Gu Xiaoyong couldn't help interrupting: "Is one of you a rooster and the other a tiger; one is 71 and the other is 75?"

The two immediately looked at him with an indescribable expression, as if there was something wrong with his IQ.They said in unison: "We are twins."

Oh, that means the attribute and age are the same.

Gu Xiaoyong really didn't have much strength in his body, so he just sat down on the ground, crossed his legs and said lazily: "Why did you arrest me here?"

"It's not arresting, it's inviting." Heipi replied, "I invite you to come get married."

"Have you met your parents, have you given a betrothal gift?" Gu Xiaoyong tried to reason with them, "Has an auspicious day been set, and what is the process of getting married?"

Black skin/white ghost: "..."

Shouldn't ordinary people panic and yell when they encounter this situation?How could this person be so calm? !They even questioned how well they were prepared! !

Seeing these two people staring at him in a daze, Gu Xiaoyong couldn't help sighing: "Where is this place, and who is my marriage?"

Both black and white can answer this question, and quickly said: "This is the Holy Land of the Demon Cult, and the person who is married to you is our Holy Son."

Black and white Shuangsha are also well-known in the Jianghu, with superb martial arts and treacherous whereabouts.It's just that they are clearly human, but they still insist on wandering around in black and white impermanent clothes, which is called seductive and life-threatening. People in the Jianghu unanimously believe that they are mentally ill.

Gu Xiaoyong vaguely guessed their identities and where he was, so he asked questions only to confirm his guess.

only……

"I only heard that you have a holy daughter, and you are still fleeing." Gu Xiaoyong propped his chin, "When did you have a holy son?"

"There has always been a holy son." The white ghost said in a daze, "it's just that he is not in good health, and the leader doesn't allow him to go out."

Gu Xiaoyong understood: "So I was arrested by you just to cheer him up?"

"Not all." Heipi scratched his head embarrassingly, "We were going to give you sex. The medicine was thrown directly on our son's bed, but he was kind and said that he would only touch you after the matchmaker was married."

Gu Xiaoyong: "..."

What happened during the time he was in a coma?

"I'm not a woman." Gu Xiaoyong said speechlessly, "I can't get pregnant even if I sleep with your holy son?"

"You want to continue the future generations, you have found the wrong person, brother."

"Who said we want you to have a seed?" The white ghost asked strangely, "Could it be that you have read more story books than I do, and your imagination is so rich."

"You really don't know why we are looking for you?" Hei Pi also asked.

Gu Xiaoyong spread his hands, indicating that he didn't know.

Black and white Shuangsha said at the same time: "You have phoenix feathers on your body."

As soon as the glare came out, everything was silent.

Gu Xiaoyong was stunned for a while, and then he came back to his senses with his eyes wide open: "What the hell???!"

He always thought that the rumors of the Phoenix Ling were just rumors released by someone to cause disputes in the world. He didn't expect that there was such a thing as the Phoenix Ling, and it was still on him? !

Gu Xiaoyong smiled a bit forcedly: "You guys are mistaken, if I really have Phoenix feathers on my body, then why didn't I become a peerless master like the rumors in the world, and then dominate the martial arts world?"

He can't even beat Luo Yinchuan who is No.2 in the Jianghu rankings.

"Oh, we've also heard the rumors from your righteous way." The white ghost touched his nose, "It's amazing, I almost believed it."

"This phoenix feather is a sacred object of my demon sect, and it has no other use, it can only be used to cure diseases." Heipi explained, "Our previous saint, who is the sister of the leader, and you righteous people One of the chivalrous men I met fell in love, and I don’t know what the other party provoked, so I stole the phoenix feather and ran away.”

The white ghost then added: "Ham, in fact, she doesn't need to steal it. If she wants Fenghuangling, our leader will give it directly. Even the wedding room is prepared for the two of them."

As a result, the previous saint thought that her brother would not allow her to be with righteous people, so she foolishly ran away for love.

Gu Xiaoyong twitched his mouth.

"When the leader was young, there were still his and the martial arts leader's scriptures in the room, so who would really mind these things?"

So the popular cps in the Jianghu are not only those martial arts people, but also their masters?

The black and white two were still chattering, Gu Xiaoyong listened to the gossip, afraid that he knew too much and would die soon, so he interrupted quickly: "Then your saint, that is Ji Yaoyang, why doesn't she know that Fenghuangling is you?" holy relics?"

He could remember the first time he met Ji Yaoyang in Jiangnan, the way the other party threatened to snatch Fenghuang Ling.

Heipi smiled and said, "The saint must have dozed off while we were teaching, so I don't know."

Gu Xiaoyong: "..."

The painting style of your Demon Cult is really strange.

The leader who craves cp by himself, the saint who dozes off in class, the son who doesn't go to bed until he gets married, and two subordinates who love cosplay, black and white.

I finally understand why there hasn't been much friction between the Demon Cult and the Righteous Way in the past hundred years.

With such a group of people, how can this fight be fought?