Salted fish is pregnant with the emperor's cub after wearing a book

Sure enough, the Taoist priest is too foul, hehe

It was a rare time to go to the market, and Mr. Xiao Lang was a little excited. He was usually so lazy that he didn't want to move at all. This time it was so rare that he was in such a good mood, and Mr. Yin Yan was willing to pamper him.

"Taoist chief, come and see, there are lambs over there." Along the way, there was an old man herding sheep by the river. A group of lambs followed the old sheep and gnawed happily.

"Ah, the lamb is so cute." Mr. Xianyu Xiaolang sighed, then smacked his mouth: "I want to eat mutton skewers."

Yin Yanjun couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed Xiao Langjun's head. Now Xiao Langjun is less than [-] years old and hasn't worn a crown, so he usually uses a long hairband to tie his hair.

It may be that the head of the Taoist priest has been often crowned in the past few months. Xu Yanqing has changed from being awkward at the beginning to being accustomed to it now. Sheep are so cute, how can we eat lambs!"

"No." Yin Yanjun chuckled: "I thought you were going to say, the lamb is so cute, you want to play with the lamb."

Xu Yanqing sneered: "How can I be so childish, and I'm not that fat doll like Aning." Only little dolls want to play with animals, he is a cruel adult, he just thinks about cooking.

"When I get home, Aunt Zhao will cook you roasted mutton." Yin Yanjun's tone was as gentle as ever.

Xu Yanqing couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed his ears. For a proper voice controller, the Taoist's voice is the same as the Taoist's body, making Mr. Xianyu salivate.

Soon arrived in the town, Wen Jing also had some skills in driving the carriage, at least Xu Yanqing didn't have the slightest intention of getting sick.

After getting out of the car, he was still in good spirits, and the voice in his ears was a little messy, but Xu Yanqing saw the old man selling candied haws on the roadside at a glance.

"Want to eat candied haws?" People were coming and going in the market, Yin Yanjun habitually used one hand to protect Xiao Langjun's side waist, seeing Xiao Langjun's eyes on the old man selling candied haws on the street, he lowered his head and spoke softly. asked.

Just now, Xiao Langjun who said that he is not a little baby, but now he is really interested in everything like a little baby.

Yin Yanjun smiled and asked Wenjing to buy a bunch of candied haws: "If you are pregnant, you should not eat too much hawthorn. You just have to eat one and taste the taste."

Although Xu Yanqing is a foodie, he is not a willful foodie who doesn't listen to words, so he took a bite of a hawthorn and tasted it, and he was satisfied, and left the rest to Taoist Xuanchen beside him.

Yin Yanjun held the bunch of candied haws in his hand, and slowly took a bite under Xiao Langjun's urging. The syrup on the outer skin was very sweet and crisp, and the hawthorn was moderately sweet and sour, and the taste was not bad.

Xu Yanqing asked with a light smile, "How does it taste?"

Yin Yanjun nodded lightly: "It's okay."

For a person with the personality of the Taoist priest, a word of Shang Ke is already considered a high compliment, Xu Yanqing smiled and took the Taoist priest's hand and walked forward.

They stopped and stopped along the way and bought a lot of snacks, some of which the little man could eat, so he ate a little more, and some of which he couldn't eat and smelled them, so he pushed them all to the Taoist priest.

In the end, he walked into the blacksmith's shop in a leisurely manner. Xu Yanqing took out the order note that Mu Yu gave him and handed it to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper quickly searched for the contents of the note and took a rather large wooden box. come out.

Xu Yanqing opened the wooden box, took out the parts inside and checked it carefully, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong with it, he quickly paid the remaining money.

After coming out of the iron shop, Xu Yanqing had nothing to do, so he dragged the Taoist priest to walk around together.

As soon as he looked up, he ran into Xu Lin and his wife, who were accompanied by Li Yueyao.

Li Yueyao saw Mr. Xu Xiaolang's delicate face, her expression was a little sad, she lowered her head and didn't want to look at him again.

"Ah Qing and Taoist Master Xuanchen are also here to go shopping?" Xu Lin greeted, feeling a little awkward after saying this, but he didn't realize that there was something wrong with what he said.

Xu Yanqing smiled: "Come here and get something, Brother Lin, did you buy something good for your sister-in-law?"

Mr. Xiaolang's words were full of jokes, Xu Lin laughed and touched his head, Qiao Xiu'e next to him had a shy face as a first-time wife, it seems that the newly married couple really have a good relationship.

A few people got together and chatted for a while, and then went shopping separately. The small parts customized by Mr. Xiao Lang were a bit heavy, so Wen Jing took the things and put them back in the carriage first.

Yin Yanjun walked on the outside of Xiao Langjun to prevent Xiao Langjun from being bumped by pedestrians on the road. Xiao Langjun talked and smiled all the way with a very happy expression on his face.

Li Yueyao looked at the backs of the two people who were gradually going away, with indescribable complexity in her eyes, just now Mr. Xu Xiaolang didn't see her at all, and didn't even put the slightest attention on her.

Just as she was about to turn around and leave, Li Yueyao saw a handkerchief lying on the ground. The handkerchief was somewhat familiar, and she had vaguely seen Mr. Xu Xiaolang use that handkerchief.

So like a ghost, she raised her hand to pick up the square handkerchief, and stuffed it into her sleeve.

"What are you doing Yaoyao, come here quickly, people should be careful to get separated at this moment." Qiao Xiu'e shouted in front, Li Yueyao was startled, afraid that her cousin would find out that something was wrong, so she quickly followed.

Qiao Xiu'e thought that her cousin was unhappy because she met Mr. Xu Xiaolang, so she deliberately pulled her to talk along the way to divert her attention.

But Li Yueyao's full attention was put on the handkerchief in her sleeve, Qiao Xiu'e couldn't help sighing at that pitiful look.

Xiao Langjun and Taoist Master Xuanchen found a noodle stall and ate a bowl of noodles each, bought some food for Wenjing, and planned to go home.

"I bought you two pieces of meatloaf to pad your stomach, and we will go back after you finish eating." Xu Yanqing handed the cake wrapped in oiled paper to Wenjing.

Wen Jing took it and couldn't help laughing: "Thank you, Mr. Lang."

Xu Yanqing waved his hands, and sat in the carriage with Yin Yanjun's support.

After wandering all the way back home, Xianyu had exhausted all his strength after running so long, so he lazily nestled into his recliner.

Sitting next to Mr. Xiao Lang, Yin Yanjun kneaded his tight calf, and suddenly said: "Does that Yueyao girl admire Mr. Xiao Lang?"

Xu Yanqing raised his eyes and glanced at Taoist Priest, who still had a calm expression on his face, without any emotion.

However, he vaguely remembered that when Li Yueyao confided his feelings to him that day, the Taoist priest was not in the yard.

In this way, the Taoist priest guessed this based on Li Yueyao's performance today, Mr. Xianyu Xiaolang couldn't help but sigh, the keen observation ability of the Taoist priest really deserves to be an official, so he nodded and said: "That's true, but I have already declined."

"Xiao Langjun, are you still thinking about that cousin who made you heartbroken?" Taoist Xuanchen's tone seemed to become more indifferent, and the face of the mourning salted fish was at a loss. I don't know why the topic changed to the so-called "cousin " on the body.

Sitting in the recliner and thinking for a long time, Mr. Xianyu Xiaolang finally remembered who the "cousin" in the mouth of the Taoist priest was.

At this moment, Su Hanfeng didn't know where he was suffering. He laughed at the other party before it was too late, so he was so heartbroken.

Seeing Mr. Xiaolang's behavior like this, Yin Yanjun smiled lightly: "This is what Mr. Mr. Xiao said to Yuan Cheng himself at that time. Mr. Mr. Xiao just turned his head and forgot all about it?"

Xu Yanqing didn't understand at the moment that Taoist Xuanchen was deliberately teasing him, but when he thought of the behavior of Young Lord Yin when he was talking nonsense, he couldn't help laughing: "Speaking of which, Young Master Yin is also It's funny, he believed it when I said it casually."

"Ordinary people don't make fun of themselves like Xiao Langjun." Yin Yanjun's eyes fell gently on Xiao Langjun's protruding abdomen, and asked if he didn't intend to: "This child is six and a half months old now, is he still alive?" I'm going to be born in more than three months, is Mr. Xiao Lang afraid?"

Xu Yanqing's eyes also slowly fell on his abdomen, and his expression was a little complicated: "I'm not afraid, but this feeling is a bit strange."

Yin Yanjun held Xiao Langjun's hand very naturally, and gently placed the other hand on Xiao Langjun's abdomen.

Now Xiaodouding's fetus is moving and has become a little active: "Xiao Langjun, have you ever thought about what you will do after the baby is born?"

"Didn't the Taoist priest say that he couldn't bear children after being poisoned?" Mr. Xiao Lang didn't hesitate, he said directly: "Besides, the Taoist priest has such an identity. If this is the case, the child must be raised by the Taoist priest, and I You can stay in the Marquis of Wu'an's mansion and be a playboy for the rest of your life, anyway, my parents can support me, and my brother will also support me in the future."

Xu Yanqing was actually a little puzzled by Taoist Priest Xuanchen's question. He thought that he had reached a consensus with Taoist Priest, and it was not easy for a Taoist Priest to have this child.

Now that he has it, he will not let it go easily, and he is not ready to be a father, and he doesn't even know how he will treat this child. Chang will definitely become a gentle and strict father.

Yin Yanjun's eyes on Xiao Langjun are always so gentle, so considerate, even conniving.

Even after hearing Xiao Langjun's "irresponsible" remarks, he didn't have any tendency to get angry, he just looked at Xiao Langjun dotingly, and nodded after a while: "Of course I understand what Xiao Langjun means. .”

Mr. Xiao Lang has a complicated emotion on his body, and Jun Yin Yan can often see Mr. Mr. Xiao Lang staring at his stomach in a daze.

He indulged all of Xiao Langjun's thoughts, and even Yin Yanjun could vaguely perceive Xiao Langjun's rejection of emotions, so he never forced Xiao Langjun to do any unhappy things.

"You are an independent individual, you don't need to feel any pressure because of this child." Yin Yanjun smiled, and he raised his hand to rub the top of Xiao Langjun's head again.

Xu Yanqing was in a daze. He didn't expect to hear these words from the Taoist priest. He thought that he would argue with the Taoist priest about the child.

Silently raised his hand and rubbed his ears, the Taoist chief was too foul.

As a result, Xu Yanqing had a rare insomnia that night. When he closed his eyes, he heard the gentle and gentle voice of the Taoist priest. He raised his hand to cover his chest, and his heart beat a little faster. This feeling was too strange, and it made him flustered. .

Sangpi Xianyu has nothing to love, and because of his six-month-old belly, he can't toss and turn on the bed, so he suffers even more.

Xianyu was full of melancholy, so he decisively attributed the mistake to the innocent Taoist priest. There was no reason, since the Taoist priest made him unable to sleep, it must be the Taoist priest who was at fault.

"Dong dong dong" the door outside was knocked.

In front of the desk, Yin Yanjun stood up calmly, raised his hand to open the door, and saw a young man with disheveled hair standing outside the door.

With a sound of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" , he jumped very viciously in front of Taoist Xuanchen.

Originally, at this time, Mr. Xiao Lang should have fallen asleep, but at this moment, for some reason, he was standing in front of his door again.

Yin Yanjun supported him gently with both hands, and said with a light smile, "Young Lord, what you did today, but how did I annoy you?"

Unable to scare the Taoist priest, Mr. Xianyu Xiaolang didn't feel any sense of accomplishment at all, so he walked into the room and sat down in front of the Taoist priest's desk: "The Taoist priest seems to be very busy recently, but what happened to the capital?"

Mr. Xiao Lang didn't explain why he couldn't sleep at night, and why he ran into his room to frighten him.

Therefore, Yin Yanjun was very considerate and did not continue to ask questions, but only said softly: "Prince Huai is a nonchalant person, and his daily thoughts are all on eating, drinking and having fun. Now I am pressing him to help handle government affairs in the capital. So I secretly sent someone to send some memorials here."

Mr. Xianyu Xiaolang has heard a little about the reputation of Prince Huai. As a dude who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun, Sangpi Xianyu himself said that if he was forced to work in the capital all day long , he was afraid that he would simply drop the pick and quit.

But in the final analysis, the priest put the task of acting as an agent of the government on Prince Huai, and it was for him in the end.

So no matter how heartless Xianyu Benyu was, he would not fight against Taoist Xuanchen on this matter.

So Mr. Xiao Lang just blinked his dark eyes, and obediently sat by the desk to watch the priest review the memorial.

After Yin Yanjun finished all the memorabilia on the desk, he looked up and saw that Mr. Xiao Lang had already fallen asleep lying on the desk, but Mr. Xiao Lang's exquisite brows were tightly frowned, obviously he was not sleeping very comfortably.

Yin Yanjun stood up slowly, walked to Xiao Langjun, and planned to hug him horizontally. He put one hand on the back of Xiao Langjun's neck, and gently wrapped his other hand around Xiao Langjun's waist, and then lifted him up. into his arms.

Xu Yanqing was already very sleepy, but because of those inexplicable little thoughts in his heart, he couldn't fall asleep on the bed. Now that he was staying with the Taoist priest, all those annoying little thoughts went to the sky. As soon as he tilted his head, he fell into a deep sleep.

Like a little beast attached to an elder, Mr. Xiao Lang nestled his head into the Taoist priest's arms and rubbed back and forth. This appearance made Yin Yanjun's heart soften, and a doting smile appeared on his face.

The next day when Xu Yanqing woke up from his sleep, he was already under the sun. He lay on his bed, stared at the top of the bed for a while, and only slowly climbed up from the bed when Mu Yu came in to take care of him. stand up.

He just brought those metal parts back from the town yesterday, so today, Mr. Xiao Lang has something to do.

So after breakfast, he got into his room and took apart all the gears that were barely put together on the desk.

Soon there was a knocking sound in Xiao Langjun's room, Qi Chen was a little curious, so he wandered from his own room to Xiao Langjun's room.

The room was in a mess, and the floor was covered with a pile of iron bumps that Qi Chen couldn't understand, and Qi Chen barely saw the stitches before he walked to Xiao Langjun's side, his face was full of curiosity about those things on the ground: "Mr. What are you doing? Clinking, I thought you were tearing down the house."

Xu Yanqing didn't have time to talk to Qi Chen at all, he just looked up at Qi Chen kindly, then turned around and went back to busy with the things in his hands.

All the parts are ready, and the rest is to assemble, but there are too many small parts, so it seems a bit troublesome.

However, it was obvious that Mr. Xiao Lang was familiar with these things. There were so many parts on the ground, he could easily get the correct one, and he put together a rough prototype of the mechanical clock in a short while.

In fact, among all the parts on the ground, the most delicate one is the spring that Xu Yanqing specially asked the craftsmen to make.

The level of craftsmanship in this world is far from the superb level of the later generations. Xu Yanqing was melancholy for a long time just on the clockwork. In desperation, he had no choice but to take the lead. Mu Yu found a more suitable one. The iron block, and the most skilled craftsman was hired to forge what he wanted.

Finally, a heavy iron chain was placed between several gears. Qi Chen didn't see where Mr. Xiao Lang moved, and heard a crackling sound, and then all the gears of the entire mechanical clock twitched. Start turning.

"Wow." Qi Chen's mouth grew ignorant in an instant, and his eyes stared at the little man's mechanical clock on the floor without moving: "Mr., this thing actually started to move by itself!"

It was obviously just some messy piles of wood and a few pieces of iron bumps that were completely worthless, but they were put together. Although it is not particularly beautiful, it is already amazing to be able to move by itself.

This was made by him watching Lang Jun put it together bit by bit, so he felt even more shocked. Qi Chen raised his head in a daze and looked at Xiao Lang Jun like an unborn master of Taoism: "Lang Jun What did you do?"

Xu Yanqing didn't intend to show off, but said with high spirits: "This is a tool for timekeeping, just like sundials and incense sticks, but this kind of thing is more accurate in timekeeping, and he will also take the initiative to tell us the time!"

Qi Chen's eyes fell on the two bells hanging under the mechanical clock, and asked, "Did you mean these two bells?"

Xu Yanqing nodded: "You can wait for a while, this thing will tell the time every half an hour."

Half an hour passed quickly, Qi Chen helped clean up Lang Jun's messy room, and when he cleaned all the floor, he suddenly heard a ringing bell.

Qi Chen's eyes became even more shocked in an instant. This thing is much more delicate than a sundial, and it can also tell the time on its own initiative. It is so flexible that it cannot be more flexible.

After a while, Xu Yanqing lazily nestled into his recliner, and when he heard Qi Chen's fussing voice, he just casually touched his chin, and didn't take the mechanical clock seriously, mainly because it was a kind of thing in his previous life. Toys are still much worse than real clocks.

So Qi Chen's enthusiasm for discussing with Xiao Langjun was extinguished in an instant, but he is not the kind of person who can shut his mouth just by saying shut up.

So he said hello to Mr. Xiaolang, and walked out of the room with that strange "time teller".

It didn't take long for Sangpi Xianyu to hear the shocking sound of sighs and sighs coming from the yard.

"What is this thing? It looks so powerful."

"This seems to be something that Mr. Lang has been busy doing some time ago."

"Why can it move by itself and make sounds by itself."

"Sure enough, our lord is extremely intelligent!"

There is no one who can't stop boasting to Xu Yanqing except Mu Yu. Anyway, Mu Yu thinks that his husband is extremely intelligent.

It's a pity that the temperament is too tired and lazy on weekdays, otherwise their husband will go to participate in the scientific examination, and at least he will bring back a Tanhua Lang, after all, the gentleman looks so delicate and beautiful.

Xu Yanqing expressed no feeling for Mu Yu's mindless boasting and even felt drowsy, but when he looked up, he saw Taoist Xuanchen walking into the door, and then he heard Mu Yu's passionate words to his lord Praise, suddenly an inexplicable sense of shame rose in Xianyu's heart.

Please let the salted fish die on the spot, or dig a hole for the salted fish to get in. The passionate Mu Yu didn't know that he had caused his husband a feeling called "community death" for the first time.

So Mr. Xiao Lang hurriedly took a book from the side and covered his face, and resolutely disappeared as if he didn't exist at all.

Yin Yanjun's handsome face showed a slight smile, he raised his foot and walked slowly to the side of the little man: "Mu Yu is right, his man is really smart, but it's a pity that he is so smart. But it’s not about learning at all.”

Yin Yanjun's tone was lightly teased, and Mr. Xianyu Xiaolang, who was pretending to be invisible, just pretended that he didn't exist at all.

So naturally he couldn't hear the Taoist priest's joking words, but the chubby little face under the book was slowly stained with a blush.

Fearing that Xiao Langjun would be covered by the books, Yin Yanjun raised his hand gently and took off the book covering Xiao Langjun's face, revealing Xiao Langjun's bright red face in an instant.

In order to hide his panic, Xu Yanqing answered what the minister said just now: "The old saying is good, 360 lines, every line will lead to the champion, but there is no rule that a man as smart as me must take part in the scientific examination to serve the country. After all, I also have my own pursuit."

Yin Yanjun raised his hand and poured a cup of warm water for Xiao Langjun, and asked in a gentle tone: "Then what is Xiao Langjun's pursuit?"

Mentioning this little man, a smug expression appeared on his face: "My pursuit is to be a decent dude, a chic and carefree salted fish."

Mr. Xiao Lang mentioned salted fish many times. Although Yin Yanjun didn't quite understand the meaning, he could guess what Mr. Xiao Lang meant: "Then I have to work hard to make Daliang more prosperous and magnificent, so that Xiao Lang-jun will be able to stay safely in Wu'anhou's mansion and be a chic and happy salted fish." He chuckled and used Xiao Lang-jun's rhetoric.

Listening to the words of the Taoist priest, Sangpi Xianyu suddenly thought of a rhetoric on the Internet in his previous life: You are in charge of being beautiful and beautiful, and I am in charge of making money to support the family.

In an instant, he blushed stupidly at his sudden whimsy, and finally gritted his teeth silently. Sure enough, the Taoist priest was too foul, hehe!

The author says:

Today's Daoist secretly poked jealousy, and secretly poked back to attack the little man!