Salted fish is pregnant with the emperor's cub after wearing a book

The little uncle who has been so strong all his life never admits defeat

Aunt Li, who was tidying up the kitchen, came out quickly after hearing the words. She still had a large piece of pork in her hand, and put the pork on a piece of cloth and put it in the bamboo basket in Xu Yanqing's hand: "Mr. We can't finish it, so you can bring some to the village chief's house."

In fact, Xu Xianzhi explained these trivial matters to Aunt Li before he left. His younger brother was spoiled by his parents since he was a child, and he is not very proficient in these human relationships, so he can only ask Aunt Li to mix it up. .

Xu Yanqing didn't have any doubts. He took a look at the meat in the bamboo basket. It was quite fresh. He was a salted fish, not a fool, and he understood the principle of reciprocity.

So he turned his head to look at Daoist Xuanchen again: "Does the Daoist want to break corn with me?"

Yin Yanjun didn't answer his words, but just raised his hand and took the bamboo basket with meat into his hands from Mr. Xiaolang.

The corners of Xu Yanqing's lips rose slightly: "Let's go!"

The two walked on the path paved with cobblestones. The house they lived in was a little far from the village. The place was originally a wasteland, but it was bought and built as the ancestral house after Marquis Wu'an got rich.

People saw Xu Yanqing along the way and greeted him warmly. In fact, most of these people didn't know Mr. Xiao Lang, but there were few strangers in the village, so everyone could guess Mr. Xiao Lang's identity.

Facing such a group of familiar uncles and aunts, Xu Yanqing couldn't help feeling a bit of social fear, but he couldn't face them with a cold face, so he raised his mouth and showed a cute smile.

Xiao Langjun has a delicate and beautiful face, and his eyes are even more clean and clear. The uncles and aunts in Xujia Village have a good impression of him, and they all joked with Xu Yanqing to let him have time to sit at home.

"Yeah, okay." Nodding again and again to agree with the past, Sangpi Xianyu made an oath that he would never go out easily next time.

Standing aside, Yin Yanjun faced everyone's scrutiny, as always, with indifference and self-restraint, as if he was not affected by other people's gaze at all, which made Xianyu, who was set up by the Awakening Society, very admirable, and he really deserved to be the monarch of Daliang , You can go up to the court and go down to the farm.

Yin Yanjun turned his head and looked at the little man next to him lightly: "What is the little man looking at?"

Xu Yanqing looked sideways at Taoist Priest Xuanchen, the two of them had clearly experienced such an intimate affair, yet they spoke and behaved the most unfamiliarly, so the relationship was no one else.

However, he saw that Taoist Xuanchen called him so solemnly, but he didn't have the slightest intention to make the other party change his words. Xu Yanqing just thought it was very interesting when Taoist Xuanchen called him Xiaolangjun.

Taoist Xuanchen's demeanor was cold and distant, upright and elegant, and the ochre-colored Taoist robe was neatly dressed, which made Xu Yanqing think of the word "abstinence" inexplicably.

It's a pity that such an immortal elder was broken by him, tsk, he is really a sinful villain.Blinking his eyes, Xu Yanqing restrained his smile slightly: "Well, I just admire Taoist priest for coming and going so freely no matter where he goes."

A complex expression flashed in Yin Yanjun's crystal-clear eyes, following Xiao Langjun's voice, he said softly: "I am not a fairy, how can I come and go freely, and behave calmly."

If he was really calm, he wouldn't have given such orders to the dark guards in Jiangcheng.

"Little uncle, are you coming to play with me?" The fat baby kicking the shuttlecock at the door saw Xu Yanqing, put down the shuttlecock and ran to Xu Yanqing excitedly.

Seeing the young man who was still at a loss for a group of uncles and aunts just now, Yin Yanjun stretched out a finger and ruthlessly pushed the fat baby who ran over, and said with a little pride: "I didn't come to play with you, Why didn't you hang out with the other kids?"

"Ah Qing is here, come in and sit down." Hearing the sound at the door, an aunt wearing an apron walked out of the yard. She smiled and said to Xu Yanqing: "Ah Ning still has homework to do today, but he said it himself If you haven’t finished your homework, you can’t go out to play with other children.”

"Yo, the fat baby is so eager to learn!" Xu Yanqing couldn't help but click his tongue. With a lazy personality like him, he has always been too lazy to read serious books.

Ah Ning wasn't angry about Xu Yanqing pushing him just now, but was praised so that Chubby's face turned slightly red.

"Auntie, I won't go in. The corn at home is finished, so I'll go to the field and steal a few ears." Xu Yanqing showed a smile on his delicate cheeks, and passed the piece of meat in the bamboo basket under Sun's dumbfounding eyes. He explained: "Brother A Niu, they bought too much meat, and they couldn't finish it at home. Aunt Li asked me to send some to Auntie."

"Wow, there is meat for lunch today." The fat baby stared at the piece of meat with eyes wide open. In fact, the conditions of the village chief's family are considered good, but in the village, even the conditions of the village chief's family are not good. Eat meat less than every day.

Sun was a little embarrassed: "Ah Qing, look at you, how much is a few ears of corn worth, how can you take such a large piece of meat..."

Xu Yanqing rubbed the fat doll's hairy head with his hands: "Auntie, please don't look out, I always break corn openly, today I really bought too much meat."

I was really afraid to push me down with Mrs. Sun, Xu Yanqing raised his hand and held the Taoist priest Xuanchen beside him, and shook the bamboo basket in his hand at Mrs. Sun: "Auntie, you go ahead, I'm going to break the corn! "After speaking, he pulled Taoist Xuanchen to turn around and leave quickly.

After the rain, the sky is clear and the air is fresh. The road in the ground is not easy to walk. Yin Yanjun is afraid that the little man will trip over the grass or stones on the side of the road, so one hand is always firmly on the side of the little man's waist. .

Xu Yanqing is usually lazy when he can, and going out today is simply the most diligent day he has been in Xujiacun.

The main reason is that Xu Yanqing slept very well last night after Taoist Xuanchen left, so good that he had a sweet dream about the days when he lived in his hometown in the countryside when he was a child in his previous life.

At that time, their family was very poor, so poor that Xu Yanqing couldn't afford milk powder at a young age and could only eat soy milk and various pastes, but at that time Xu Yanqing was the happiest.

He likes to go down the river with his cousins ​​to catch fish, climb trees to catch birds, and secretly go to the fields to dig sweet potatoes and corn for roasting.

The roasted corn in the dream was too fragrant, and the free life was too beautiful, which made Xu Yanqing still miss it when he woke up.

As for bringing Taoist Master Xuanchen over here, it is purely because everyone is more at ease with Taoist Xuanchen, so he proposed to let the Taoist priest accompany him, but no one objected, Xu Yanqing gave himself a compliment in his heart, as expected He is the number one scholar in a province, and his IQ has not been reduced to non-existence because of the long-term life of salted fish.

He plunged headfirst into the corn field, the corn planted a few days later was the most tender at this time, Xu Yanqing pulled the outer coat of a corn, and pinched the corn kernels inside, the milky white corn juice immediately stained his hand, Xu Yanqing Qing nodded to express his great satisfaction.

Turning his head to look at Daoist Xuanchen beside him, Xu Yanqing's eyes sparkled, he raised his finger and said to the ear of corn, "Look quickly, Daoist, does this ear of corn look like a little old man with golden hair?"

As expected, Mr. Xiao Lang is still young, and this brain circuit jumps so much that Yin Yanjun, who feels older, feels a little helpless, but under the eyes of Mr. Xiao Lang Qi Yi, he nods lightly: "Like."

Satisfied, Xu Yanqing took the bamboo basket from Daoist Xuanchen's hand, then raised his finger to point to the ear of corn in front of him: "I want this ear, and Daoist will break it off for me."

Yin Yanjun, who had never broken corn before, stretched out his hand calmly under Xiao Langjun's burning gaze, and he broke off a corn with force.

But maybe because of too much force, he broke off the top section of the corn stalk by the way.

Mr. Xiao Lang laughed so hard in the cornfield: "Master Daoist, you are a little too aggressive!"

Yin Yanjun frowned, and the corn stalk in his hand instantly turned into a hot potato, and he didn't know what to do with it for a while.

Xu Yanqing took the corn and put it into the bamboo basket, and casually threw the corn stalks away: "Master Dao, let me teach you, when breaking corn, you should not use force straight up and down, but use force like twisting a hemp rope."

As he spoke, he saw the energetic Xiao Lang put the bamboo basket into Yin Yanjun's arms, picked out an ear of corn, and with both hands, he broke off the corn with a spin.

Under the gaze of Taoist Priest Xuanchen, Xu Yanqing blinked and said, "How is it, have you learned it yet?"

It was not a difficult task at all, Yin Yanjun naturally learned it, and in a short time, he harvested a bamboo basket full of corn.

Let Taoist Xuanchen break off the corn, Xu Yanqing squatted on the ground and braided all the whiskers on the corn in a vicious way.

The light and fluffy bamboo basket slowly became heavy, Xu Yanqing walked over and bumped it, and then Taoist Xuanchen took it and held it by his side with one hand.

"Daoist, I found a very miraculous problem." Xu Yanqing's eyes fell on Yin Yanjun's arm: "Obviously, Daoist looks like a frail fairy, why is his physical strength so outstanding?"

"The things I have learned since I was a child are quite complicated. Except for the collection of classics and history, I have dabbled in everything from horseback riding and hunting." Yin Yanjun didn't think there was anything worth showing off.

Xu Yanqing couldn't help sighing in his heart, indeed, although a child born in the royal family was born in the royal family, although he was a child of gold and jade, but at the same time he had to bear the responsibility and pressure brought by this wealth.

He lowered his head and glanced at Xiao Douding in his belly. As Xiao Douding's father, Xu Yanqing silently lit candles and prayed for him in his heart. Thinking about Xiao Douding's paranoid appearance in the original plot, he still felt that Xiao Douding was worth practicing Practice, after all, if you have too much homework, you won't have the strength to flirt with girls.

After returning from the corn field, Xu Yanqing excitedly picked up a few ears of corn, and pulled Mu Yu to let him roast the corn for herself.

It was rare that my husband wanted to eat the same food on his own initiative, Mu Yu was very generous, and hurried to the kitchen to get busy.

It didn't take long for Xu Yanqing to nestle comfortably on the recliner in the yard and eat delicious roasted corn.

Most of the northerners would hold a whole ear of corn and start gnawing directly. Xu Yanqing sat up and gnawed with his arms loose. As a result, he burped when the ear of corn was finished.

The roasted corn was as delicious as in a dream, Xu Yanqing generously distributed all the remaining roasted corn, and Qi Chen gnawed on the corn like a gluttonous hamster.

Wen Jing was fine, he gnawed slowly while holding the corn. He also had a hard life when he was a child, and he had a bit of nostalgia for the taste of roasted corn.

There was only Taoist Xuanchen who was cold and distant, sitting in front of the table with a straight waist, eating roasted corn one by one, his appearance was very reserved and seductive.

While watching, Xu Yanqing couldn't help but sighed with a smile: the eating habits of the north and the south are already very different, but the eating habits of ordinary people and emperors are even more different.

Before eating at noon, Xu Chuan brought over a steamer full of dumplings: "Aunt Li, come quickly and cook the dumplings. I'll give your husband an extra meal today."

Mrs. Sun worked for a long time, chopped up all the meat that Xu Yanqing sent over, made several steamed dumplings, and asked her son to send some here just after they were done.

"Okay, thank you Brother Chuan." Aunt Li took the dumplings.

Xu Chuan smiled honestly, turned around and ran away without saying a few words.

Xu Yanqing, who went back to his room and changed his clothes, didn't see anyone at all. He changed into a light yellow shirt and lay down on the recliner in the yard to blow the air.

Yin Yanjun, who was drinking tea in the courtyard, glanced at Xiao Langjun, got up quickly and walked to Xiao Langjun, rolled up his loose sleeves, and his eyes fell on Xiao Langjun's white and smooth arms: "Xiao Langjun What happened to the arm?"

Hearing this, Xu Yanqing looked down at his arm in a daze. There were some red marks on the originally white arm, like the red marks scratched by himself.

Gently poking it with his finger, Xu Yanqing couldn't feel the pain, turned his head and grinned lightly after thinking about it: "Maybe it was scratched in the cornfield!" Anyway, it didn't hurt or itch, so he didn't take it seriously at all.

Yin Yanjun frowned slightly, stood up and went to the room to get the wound medicine, and carefully applied it to Xiao Langjun, then sat back at the table, holding the book and continuing to read.

Daoist priest had a straight back, which complemented his slender and handsome figure. Xu Yanqing stared at his arm that had been smeared with ointment, silently lost in thought.

At noon, Aunt Li made eight-treasure rice, which contained corn kernels and other miscellaneous grains, and finally spread a layer of oily and smooth bacon on top.

With the dumplings sent by Xu Chuan, everyone had a great time eating them.

There was nothing else to do after lunch, Xu Yanqing was just going to take a nap in the room, but the fat baby ran into the yard excitedly with his small satchel on his back.

"Little uncle, little uncle." Ning leaned to Xu Yanqing's side, and grinned: "I'm here to play with you!"

"Sleepy, I don't want to play." Xu Yanqing ruthlessly rejected the child's sincere invitation.By the way, are children so energetic that they don't even take a nap.

Aning tugged at Xu Yanqing's sleeve and acted like a baby: "Little uncle, play with me for a while, just for a while."

The ruthless Xu Yanqing opened his eyes in a daze on the recliner: "What good things are you carrying in your little satchel?"

Aning patted his small satchel: "It's my homework, after I finish playing with my little uncle, I will do my homework."

"Little guy, you can't do it!" Xu Yanqing lazily shook the recliner under him: "A good boy has to work hard to finish his homework before he can play games. You can be regarded as a lazy child like this!"

"That's not it!" The child who was inexplicably labeled as lazy hurriedly ran to the front of the table, put his small satchel on it, and then looked at Xu Yanqing eagerly: "I will do my homework now, and when I finish the homework, I will go to the table." Uncle, can you play with me?"

"Hmm." Xu Yanqing hesitated for a moment, then looked at the thick small satchel on the table, and nodded lazily: "Okay, I will play with you when I wake up."

I didn't get the answer I wanted, but the family was very boring, so Aning blinked, thought for a moment and reluctantly agreed.

There are a lot of things in his small satchel, including books, paper, pens and ink... just after taking out the [-] things, Xu Yanqing on the recliner has already started to sleep soundly.

Aning was a little distressed. The little uncle looked lazy, and he didn't know if the little uncle would wake up after his homework was finished.

When Yin Yanjun came out of the room, he saw Xiao Langjun who was sleeping soundly on the recliner in the courtyard, and the fat doll who was seriously practicing calligraphy in front of the table. It was the doll of Xiao Langjun's uncle's family. Yin Yanjun saw it this morning.

The child looks very clever. When practicing big characters, his chubby little face looks like a little old man. He looks really childlike and full of fun.

Yin Yanjun went back to the room to get a blanket, walked over slowly, and covered Xiao Langjun with the blanket.

Although it is already summer, the place where Mr. Xiao Lang sleeps is protected from light, and it is a little bit cold when the wind blows.

As soon as the blanket covered his body, Xu Yanqing quickly stretched out his little paws and pulled the blanket into his arms, and he huddled under the blanket, with a strong sense of satisfaction on his face.

Yin Yanjun couldn't help but raised his hand and pinched Xiao Langjun's chubby face, squatted beside the recliner and looked at Xiao Langjun for a long time, then got up and walked to the table, and picked up the book he had put on the table before.

Aning, who was writing big characters, looked curiously at the uncle in front of him. Although he was not afraid of strangers, this uncle looked a bit dignified, like a teacher in a village school.

But it is a bit more majestic than the master, and the fat baby at a young age can't tell what it feels like.

But his intuition made him dare not speak to this uncle, so he could only continue to practice big characters honestly.

The master of the village school is a scholar, probably in his 40s, and usually keeps a straight face to a group of mischievous children.

So children are very afraid of Master. Of course, what they are most afraid of is the ruler in Master's hand and Master's "bad habit" of looking for parents.

Yin Yanjun had finished reading the book in his hand, he raised his hand to close the book, and put it on the table casually, the chubby child was still practicing big characters seriously, and his frowning face was really similar to that of Xiao Langjun .

So Yin Yanjun got up and walked behind Aning, looking at the big characters written neatly by the child stroke by stroke, he poked A Ning's fleshy little hand with his fingers: "Your writing posture is not right, so It will be tiring."

The last time Yin Yanjun got along with such a big child was when Yin Yuancheng was raised by his side when he was young. After so many years, he has not improved at all, and his tone is as serious as ever, which makes Aning nervous involuntarily. stand up.

Although the uncle who was still behind was serious, he was very patient, and he didn't mean to be impatient at all. Soon Aning corrected his writing posture, and his round eyes were full of surprise: "Really, That way your wrists won't get tired."

Yin Yanjun nodded, and went to teach the child how to write and move the brush. The child is very smart and learns very seriously.

In a short while, all the homework for practicing big characters was completed. Aning carefully put the things on the table into his small satchel, and then looked at Yin Yanjun with a grin and bright eyes.

"Uncle, are you my wife?" Aning asked curiously.

Yin Yanjun shook his head slightly with a smile on his lips, his cold brilliance had faded a lot, and he was very patient when facing children: "No, I'm a Taoist priest."

"Taoist?" Ah Ning's eyes were a little dazed. He didn't know what a Taoist was, but he felt that the uncle in front of him was so powerful, and that Taoist should also be a very powerful person, so the young fat baby imitated the appearance of an adult and said with emotion : "I also want to become a Taoist priest as powerful as my uncle."

"I'm afraid it's Ah Ning, you can't bear that hardship." After waking up in a daze, looking at Taoist Xuanchen who was talking to the fat baby, Xu Yanqing couldn't help but smiled and threatened the child: "A Ning knows that Taoist priests can't eat meat. Yes, you can’t sleep in too late, you have endless homework every day.”

"Ah?" The child couldn't help but widen his eyes, and looked at Yin Yanjun with some pity: "Is it so pitiful to be a Taoist priest? You can't even eat meat. Uncle, you don't know, meat is delicious, and Ah Ning likes it very much." eat meat."

Xu Yanqing laughed without giving any face: "Then, Aning, do you still want to be a Taoist priest?"

"No, no." Aning was so scared that he waved his hands again and again, Rourou was so delicious, he couldn't give up Rourou.The dumplings made by grandma today are filled with a lot of meat, and the taste is so delicious that he drools while lying in front of the pot.

There was a slight smile in Yin Yanjun's clear and handsome eyebrows, his eyes looked at the young man who was still lazy on the recliner, and said lightly: "You have slept for an hour and a half, do you feel uncomfortable, get up and take a walk."

After lying down for a long time, his body was indeed a little sore, but he slept limply, with no strength at all, and no desire to get up at all.

Ah Ning, who finished his homework at this moment, remembered his agreement with his little uncle, and hurriedly ran to Xu Yanqing: "Little uncle, get up quickly, and if I finish my homework, you will play games with me."

Xu Yanqing, who was nestled in the recliner, was covered in a blanket, and the warm feeling in the blanket made his head a little dizzy, and he felt so comfortable that he could sleep again with his eyes closed.

Seeing that the little uncle was about to fall asleep again, Ah Ning quickly shouted again: "Little uncle, little uncle..."

A series of shouts were like calling out to the soul, and Xu Yanqing's ears were about to ache, so he struggled to overcome the desire to sleep, and hurriedly opened his eyes: "Okay, okay, I'm already awake. You sound like a ghost, I think you are really suitable to be a Taoist priest." It's still the kind of ghost-hunting Taoist priest who walks around the streets and tricks.

"Hey." A Ning didn't care what the little uncle was saying, and quickly pulled Xu Yanqing up to play with him.

In this game, the stone should be able to fall steadily on the back of the hand when turning the hand. If the stone falls, it will be regarded as a loser.

Xu Yanqing's hands are generally white and fat like Aning's, but they are not as nimble as Aning's small hands. He lost three games in a row. He rested his chin in his hands dejectedly, turned his head to look at Taoist Xuanchen pitifully: " Boss, help me out, if I lose any more, my little uncle will lose all face."

Humph, the little uncle who has been so strong all his life never admits defeat, yes, he can have the cheek to ask for foreign aid.

"Little uncle, you are called being a fool!" Ah Ning frowned, looked at Yin Yanjun and then at Xu Yanqing, protesting.

Xu Yanqing shrugged: "You can also ask for foreign aid."

Aning without foreign aid: Cry, why is it so miserable to be a child!

The author says:

small theater:

(some day in the future)

Ah Qing took the little prince to play together, but Ah Qing failed miserably.

Ah Qing cried and said: Taoist priest, save me!

Daoist: Yuan Chen, come here, don't bully Father.

Ah Qing whispered secretly, the little prince turned his head to look at his father: Dad is too naive.