Divorce and kidnapping

"As a pair of lovers, we should behave intimately." Zhang Tian said.

Yang Lu didn't understand: "How do you behave intimately? Are we going to sit next to each other?"

"Not only sitting next to each other, but also holding hands." Zhang Tian sat down and held Yang Lu's hand.There were many calluses in Yang Lu's palm, and Zhang Tian's fingers gently rubbed the calluses.Yang Lu didn't have any emotion at all, felt that Zhang Tian was tickling him, tears were about to come out from laughing, kept begging for mercy, and fell into Zhang Tian's arms because of the exhaustion of laughing.

In the eyes of conservative Xue Cai, this scene is simply Hong Guoguo's show of affection.She pointed at the two of them angrily, speechless.

Zhang Tian also suggested: "As a pair of close lovers, we should sleep in one room at night, instead of you living in the guest room and I living in another room."

"Not good." Yang Lu was puzzled, "The bed in your room is so small..."

The problem of the bed has been considered!He also wanted to say that he was laying a floor shop and coaxing Yang Lu to move into his house first before seeking development. He didn't expect Yang Lu to be so easy to deceive!

"It's okay, I'll change to a bigger one. How big do you need?"

Yang Lu thought about it seriously: "At least it can make me roll around on the bed."

Roll around or something!This must be available.Zhang Tian immediately called his friend in the furniture store and told him to send him a king-size bed.

Xue Cai: "..." She was so angry that she was about to faint.

"As a pair of lovers who have already lived in the same bed, shouldn't you change your mind and call me mom?" Zhang Tian said nastyly again.

They all decided to help the patients. It's not a problem to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, let alone just the title.Yang Lu smiled: "Mom!"

Xue Caiqi's lips were trembling: "You guys, get out of here. Zhang Tian, ​​I, Xue Cai, will pretend that I, Xue Cai, never gave birth to a son like you. From today on, you are you and I am me. There is no relationship between us. It doesn't matter at all."

Yang Lu glanced at Zhang Tian, ​​but said nothing, he followed Zhang Tian and was kicked out of the house by Xue Cai.The two went to Zhang Tian's house.He said: "You are deliberately angry with your mother today, why?"

"Am I angry? It's obviously you, okay? You should at least be more reserved." Zhang Tian glanced at Xue Cai's room, feeling very uncomfortable.He took Yang Lu there, not intending to make his mother angry.Later, Yang Lu himself was so angry with his mother, he thought of an idea, just get angry with his mother once, and let his mother know everything that might happen, it would be better than slowly tossing his mother later.

Anyway, in the end, he and Yang Lu changed their name to Mom, and there will be no more difficult things for his mother to accept.I hope the mother can see it sooner.

He is indeed disrespectful.No way, few people who like the same sex dare to say that they are filial.

Zhang Tian took Yang Lu to receive the big bed that belonged to them at the door of the house, and also welcomed the new life that belonged to the two of them.

In fact, their new life is not going well.Zhang Tian underestimated Yang Lu's professional level.He thought that Yang Lu was easy to deceive because he was unsophisticated, and he was indeed easy to deceive when he first met his mother.But when he wanted to go further, Yang Lu became shrewd.

It's not that Yang Lu is shrewd, but that when Yang Lu and Zhang Tian get in touch with each other a lot, no matter how good Zhang Tian's camouflage ability is, he can't escape Yang Lu's eyes.

Whenever Zhang Tian wanted to tell a little lie to promote the relationship between the two of them, Yang Lu would squint his eyes, "You touch your nose again", or "Your eyes tell You are lying to me", "Don't play tricks with me, I can see the color of your underwear through the clothes, I have sharp eyes".

If the atmosphere is right and Zhang Tian says a few sweet words, Yang Lu will professionally analyze the degree of falsehood of Zhang Tian's words and what ulterior motives there are for saying these words.

Every time it can make Zhang Tian half dead.Zhang Tian has a bad temper, what should he do when he encounters Yang Lu being mean?Beat it.Every time Yang Lu got up to work, Zhang Tian would beat him up until Yang Lu screamed, crying and yelling that he didn't dare.

But when the scar is healed, the pain is forgotten, and the next time something happens, Yang Lu can no longer control his mouth.

If it's just to tease him, it's okay to close the door and settle things by yourself, Zhang Tian can bear it.The key is that Yang Lu can't stay idle, if someone has something serious, he just runs over,

The most exasperating thing is that it's okay for Yang Lu to torment others, but he doesn't even let kittens and dogs go.

The upstairs neighbor has a husky and walks around the neighborhood with the dog every day. The dog never bites and is very funny. People in the neighborhood like it very much.

This husky was about two years old and fell in love with a golden retriever in the community.When the owner took it for a walk, it just followed behind the golden retriever and barked non-stop.The owner of the golden retriever has a lot of opinions.The owner of the husky was helpless, so he joked that he could ask Yang Lu to do psychological communication for the husky, so that he could like another dog, and it would be better to like huskies.

Unexpectedly, Yang Lu took it seriously, and ran upstairs to work for two days.Later, the husky went for a walk downstairs again, and when it saw the golden retriever, it turned and ran away, never taking a second look.

Originally, this was Yang Lu's great achievement, but after receiving Yang Lu's treatment, the hutch became depressed, and his appetite was reduced by more than half. The owner was so anxious that he had no choice but to go to Yang Lu, hoping that Yang Lu would treat his dog again, even if it returned to the way he used to harass the little golden retriever, it would be fine, as long as he ate obediently.

Zhang Tian also felt strange: "How did you keep it from harassing the little golden retriever?"

Yang Lu said seriously: "I told it, if you mess with the little golden retriever again, your master will take you for sterilization."

"...can he understand?"

"Who knows. But I've listened to his magic sound for two days. From my solemn and regretful expression, it should understand what it means."

Zhang Tian: "..." Is it really good to hit the dog's little heart like this?

The dog owner who just learned the truth: "...Yang Lu, you are going to die. Whoever told you to scare it, I will fight with you."

Yang Lu has been doing the tossing about puppies and cats until now.

Whenever Yang Lu went out to cause trouble, Zhang Tian would scold him a few words first, and if he didn't change after scolding, he would beat him up.Beating and beating, the two saw each other.Yang Lu likes Zhang Tian very much, Zhang Tian also finds it unbelievable how much he likes it.

Zhang Tian asked Yang Lu: "I beat you, scolded you, and yelled at you every day, why do you still like me?" In fact, he would worry every day that if he bullied Yang Lu too much, Yang Lu would leave in anger.But every time Yang Lu asked for trouble, he couldn't help wanting to help Yang Lu.Yang Lu is so heartless and offends people every day, and he doesn't know how he will die in the future.

But Yang Lu is very self-aware: "I caused so much trouble for you, and you didn't drive me out. I know that you treat me better than my mother treats me." In the past two months, Zhang Tian apologized to the outside world. I don't know how many times he has done it, and the money spent to make amends is far more than what he earned back.In this way, every time Zhang Tian beat him up, he still felt sorry for him, treated him well, and never disliked him.

Just imagine, Yang Lu is a child that even his own mother dislikes. Finally, there is someone who does not dislike him, who is willing to eat and sleep with him, and even help him solve things. Can Yang Lu not be moved, can he not be tempted?

After the two got together, Yang Lu soon introduced Zhang Tian to his friends, and Dong Jian was one of them.Zhang Tian managed a real estate company with good performance at a young age, and Dongjian's supermarket chain has already occupied more than a dozen provinces and cities in China.The two got along very well. After being introduced by Yang Lu, the two still kept in touch frequently, making appointments to sit down and introduce each other to join their circle of friends.

When the two of them came out to chat, they basically didn't take Yang Lu with them.The two businessmen spoke some truth and some falsehoods. Yang Lu couldn't get into their topic, so he often watched their small actions and caught them lying about their words, which was very embarrassing.Dong Jian was better, but after Zhang Tian said a few words, Yang Lu exposed his background and made him feel very humiliated.

He scolded Yang Lu, but Yang Lu still refused to accept it: "Since there are some things that cannot be said, then don't bring up this topic, why do you have to mention it, and then lie in the name of not being able to say it."

Zhang Tian was frustrated.There are many purposes of telling lies, especially two businessmen, even if they become friends, they will try to use stereotypes to seek some business information for themselves.Yang Lu has no heart, in other words, he won't even take advantage of his friends like him.

"Okay, you're right this time. But if you find out that I'm lying, you don't have to tell me, and you can accuse me one by one when you go home."

Yang Lu said: "However, sometimes I can't help it. You are simply challenging my authority by lying in front of me."

Zhang Tian: "... I don't need to be beaten!" Seeing Dong Jian, it's better not to bring Yang Lu.

After Dong Jian's introduction, Zhang Tian took Yang Lu to travel abroad for a year and went to a very interesting villa.After he came back, he didn't allow Yang Lu to continue to go to school, and wanted to keep Yang Lu at home.But when Yang Lu was free, he was especially able to find work, so he sent Yang Lu to continue his studies abroad.

There was another little guy who came back with them from abroad, Huya.Before Huya was one year old, Zhang Tian took care of him.Zhangtian's mother knew that Huya was Zhangtian's son, and recognized Huya as his grandson, but she still refused to talk to Zhangtian.Zhang Tian felt guilty and often took Huya to see Xue Cai.Every time he went there, Huya stayed to eat, and he waited outside the door for Huya to pick him up when he was full.Although Xue Cai's meal is obviously for two people, and Huya can only drink milk powder.

When Huya could barely walk a few steps, and Yang Lu's class became much easier, he took Huya abroad and took care of it himself.Yang Lu's mother knew that Yang Lu liked men and had a child, so she moved abroad decisively. She bought a house near Yang Lu's school and took care of Huya full-time at home.

Yang Lu's mother likes little girls. Yang Lu was often dressed as a girl when he was a child, and Huya was brutally murdered.Huya was very cute, and later Yang Lu also thought that Huya looked good in a little girl's clothes, so he followed his mother to dress up Huya desperately.

Before Huya was sensible, Zhang Tian quarreled with Yang Lu because of Yang Lu's pursuit of a blog, and the two broke up.Yang Lu was studying abroad, and Zhang Tian's business was in China. The two wanted to meet and had to wait for Yang Lu to go on vacation. However, Yang Lu found a teacher. Although there were not many things to do, he did research every day, and he couldn't go back to China even during the vacation.After graduation, Zhang Tian even arranged a job for Yang Lu, but Yang Lu still wanted to continue studying abroad.

This made Zhang Tian unacceptable.Zhang Tian has a bad temper, and seeing that Yang Lu insisted on going his own way, he proposed to break up.

Yang Lu thought that after the breakup, Zhang Tian never came to see him, nor did he see Huya.In fact, Zhang Tian would secretly go there a few times a year, secretly helping Yang Lu deal with some offended people, and arranging a favorable environment for Huya's growth.

When Yang Lu got his Ph.D., his university tried its best to keep people.But Yang Lu insisted on returning to China, and bought a house next to Zhang Tian's company to live in.

On the first day after moving into the new house, Zhang Tian went in and beat Yang Lu hard.

"Why couldn't you come abroad to do business at that time?" Yang Lu asked angrily.

"Is this the reason you are angry?" Zhang Tian said, "It's not that easy. When I get my business done abroad, you should have graduated and returned to China. You still dare to ask me why you can't give up your studies, or Go back to China to study?"

Yang Ludao: "My teacher is abroad. Zhang Tian, ​​apart from liking you in my life, I have only liked psychology. I have already finished studying psychology, and from now on, you will be the only one left in my life."

Zhang Tian hurriedly asked: "Then you won't go out and cause trouble in the future?"

Yang Lu: "...it's hard to say, I'll try my best."

The author has something to say: Zhang Tian and Yang Lu's episode is finished,

Thank you Qi Lanruo for the grenade~

Sorry for the update now~ I am busy revising the thesis, and the new article has also divided me a lot of energy~

Next, it's time for Erbaozi's episode.

I will continue to add a few episodes, but please don't buy it.This article will probably be exempted from the upper limit on the 19th of this month, if there is no change.Previously, it was next year, but after the finished article was not allowed to be published, it changed twice, and now it shows No. 19, everyone remember to read it on that day~

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