After the plot collapsed, the system unbinds from me

drunk

As Gu Yu walked beside him, he could feel a gust of cold air rushing around.

"Ahem!" He coughed twice, and said with a smile: "You said, is the brothel open now?"

Shen Yecang regained consciousness instantly when he heard the words: "Do you want to go to the brothel?"

"Tsk tsk, man, if you don't go to a brothel once, you will always feel regretful." Gu Yu said casually.

He is actually not interested in young ladies in brothels, but in ancient times, brothels and palaces are two must-see places, right?If there is a chance, he would also like to see if there is any difference between the imperial palace in this world and the Forbidden City!

Shen Yecang laughed angrily: "Okay, then go."

Gu Yu looked at him suspiciously, always feeling that there was something wrong with the other party's tone.

But he didn't care either.

Firstly, he really wanted to see the ancient brothels; secondly, he also wanted to divert Shen Yecang's attention and make him forget the unpleasant things.

What could be more relaxing than watching beautiful women drinking a little wine?

The two of them went straight to Cultivator's Square City, and randomly found a brothel called Chunxiang Pavilion.

Not to mention, this place is quite lively.

Gu Yu expressed his understanding.

Monks are human beings too, and human beings have seven emotions and six desires.

The two were dressed in expensive clothes, so as soon as they entered the door, a tortoise greeted him enthusiastically: "It's the first time for two immortal masters..." Seeing Gu Yu's face clearly, he paused for a moment, and then became more enthusiastic: "Is this the first time you've come to our Chunxiang Pavilion?"

Chunxiang Pavilion and Wanbao Chamber of Commerce are located on the same street. Gui Zheng had witnessed what happened a few days ago, so he naturally knew that Gu Yu's identity was unusual.

"Ah."

Gu Yu glanced around curiously.

The lobby is decorated very elegantly and high-end, and more than a dozen kabuki and maiko dance on the central stage of the Tang Dynasty.

The flowing clothes, the overflowing fragrance of flowers, and the hook-like eyes of the maikos form the ultimate visual feast, which is dizzying.

Gu Yu had the illusion that he was at the Spring Festival Gala.

After the dance, there was immediate applause on the second floor.

Mr. Gui hurriedly introduced enthusiastically: "There will be a performance every night in the lobby on the first floor of our Chunxiang Pavilion. Guests can go to the private seats on the second floor to enjoy it. In addition, the Sinanfeng Building on the third floor is our girl's boudoir. If you like it , you can use ten medium-grade spirit stones to buy a flower for her, as long as a girl accepts this flower, you can enter her boudoir."

Ten middle-grade spirit stones, exchange for a worthless flower as a gift, and the other party may not accept it?

After hearing this, Gu Yu was speechless for a moment: "Then why don't we just drink and not order people?"

"Of course, there is also a private room on the second floor." Mr. Gui saw that he was not in high spirits, so he said quickly.

Gu Yu heard the words and grabbed Shen Yecang's sleeve: "Let's go, let's go to the second floor for a drink."

Shen Yecang pursed his lips and raised the end of his eyes slightly: "Don't you want a girl?"

"It's boring, he doesn't look as good-looking as I do." Gu Yu rolled his eyes.

Shen Yecang couldn't laugh or cry.

How can anyone compare themselves with brothel prostitutes?

However, he obediently followed Gu Yu up to the second floor, and entered the private room under Gui Gong's leadership.

"Two immortal masters, this is the private room with the best location in our Chunxiang Pavilion! You see, this room is facing the stage in the lobby, and the master has also engraved a unique sound-receiving talisman technique, so you can fully enjoy the performance in the lobby." Mr. Gui enthusiastically Full introduction.

"It's okay. Go and order some wine and food." Gu Yu waved his hand.

"Okay! Just wait a moment!" Guigong left.

Gu Yu casually looked at this and that, and muttered, "The brothel seems to be nothing more than that?"

Shen Yecang followed him without saying a word.

Gu Yu was bored, so he leaned against the window to watch the singing and dancing below. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Shen Yecang's unruffled face, rolled his eyeballs, and suddenly thought about it: "By the way, where did you find ten women?" To Wang Kan?"

Shen Yecang looked over and replied, "I will discuss this matter with Senior Sister Zhao."

"Let Zhao Xueqing help?" Gu Yu's heart skipped a beat.

Did Shen Yecang and Zhao Xueqing get along alone when we were talking about business?

He subconsciously said: "I see that only two female disciples came with her this time. Can she make up ten people? Besides, that is the "beauty" of the Blood Demon Sect, an elder-level demon cultivator, cultivator Because at least Nascent Soul, as far as our combat effectiveness is concerned, we are afraid that we will be delivering food wherever we go.Oh, except you, me and Zhao Xueqing. "

The two of them will not talk about it, Zhao Xueqing's master is Du Ying after all, and there must be a lot of life-saving things on her body.

But others... just can't tell.

Gu Yu continued: "It is not realistic to cooperate with the other two sects. Firstly, their strength has not reached Yuanying; secondly, who knows if there will be ghosts among these people?" Wang Ruyan even the monks of Xumizong She can make her fascinated, who knows how many ministers she has under her skirt to inform her?

"So?" Shen Yecang waited for him to meet.

Gu Yu smiled strangely: "So, why don't you dress up as a woman?"

Shen Yecang was taken aback.

Um?So you want to see his women's clothing?

"Yes." Shen Yecang nodded without the slightest hesitation.

Gu Yu didn't expect him to agree so quickly.

Hey, where's your manly pride?

But then, he heard Shen Yecang say: "Then Senior Brother Gu should also accompany me?"

"Me?" Gu Yu thought for a while, "I'm fine! If I'm with you, I'll be with you!"

In order to see Shen Yecang's women's clothing, he also worked hard.

Just at this time, there was a knock on the door: "Two immortal masters, the food and drink have arrived, please open the door."

"come in."

Gui Gong then led a group of women with fragrant clothes and cups in plain hands, and pushed the door in.

Gu Yu's nose moved: "It smells good?"

Mr. Gui smiled all over his face: "This is the special spirit wine "Flower God" of our Chunxiang Pavilion. This wine is brewed from a hundred kinds of spirit flowers and fruits, which can quench the spirit energy and calm the mind.If the two immortal masters like it, the younger one will send two pots for the immortal master to take back later. "

"Oh?" Gu Yu casually poured a glass, took a sip, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but drink a full glass.

The fruity and floral aromas are perfectly integrated, sweet but not greasy, and the alcohol is very light, even for a person like him who has never drunk alcohol.

"I'm determined." Shen Yecang nodded to him.

Guigong was immediately encouraged and looked excited.

"By the way," Gu Yu returned to his senses, glanced at Shen Ye Cang maliciously, and said, "Please find two women's clothes that are similar to our figure and send them over."

"Eh? Women's clothing?" Mr. Gui was dumbfounded.

"Is there a problem?" Gu Yu raised his eyebrows.

"No, no." Gui Gong shook his head like a rattle, "I'll go here."

Although I was shocked by the special hobbies of these two people, but for the safety of my own life, I'd better keep it a secret!

Thinking about it, Mr. Gui hurried away with the maids.

When there were only two people left in the room again, Gu Yu suddenly burst out laughing.

Shen Yecang looked helpless.

Gu Yu really wanted to do it as soon as he said it, and he would do it as soon as he said it, without delay.

After a while, Mr. Gui sent two sets of light pink dresses, and then fled the scene as if being chased by a dog.

Gu Yu put down his wine glass and chopsticks, casually tossed the oversized skirt to Shen Yecang, and laughed, "Quick! Try to see if it fits!" After speaking, he excitedly went to take off his own clothes.

Shen Yecang: ...

"What are you looking at me for? You want to change too?" Gu Yu had an innocent face, his cheeks were flushed from excitement or something.

Women's clothing!I really want to see what I look like in women's clothing!

Huh?Weird xp is lit?

"Hmm." Sensing that he was a little drunk, Shen Yecang's eyes flickered, and he turned his back and took off his clothes.

On the other side, after Gu Yu finished speaking, he took off his cassock and changed into women's clothing.

I don't know if Mr. Gui is considerate, this skirt is not complicated, Gu Yu put it on easily, and then ran to look in the mirror.Because he was worried that the rabbit ears would pop out at any time, he didn't have a hair crown, and only tied it with a hair tie. The long black hair has a faint sandalwood fragrance, and it is quite sweet when paired with the long pink dress.

Gu Yu had a smug expression on his face: "When labor and capital are beautiful, there is no such thing as a woman! Don't you think so?" He asked, turning his head to look at Shen Yecang.

Then, the beautiful eight-pack abs caught the eye.

Gu Yu: "Wipe?"

Shen Yecang's upper body was bare, his wheat-colored skin showed a smooth texture in the ambiguous halo, his eight-pack abs were neatly sized, and even a mermaid line could be seen.

Wipe, why?

Is this standard for male protagonists?

Gu Yu chopped up the chicken to show the lemon.

Hearing the sound, Shen Yecang turned his head to look over, obviously startled.

The dress on Gu Yu is light pink, with budding peach blossoms embroidered on his chest, coupled with Gu Yu's twinkling peach blossom eyes, and his own skin that is so white that it glows, it looks like "a human face with peach blossoms complement each other". , The taste of "light makeup is always suitable for heavy application".

"It's very suitable for you." Shen Yecang said truthfully.

"It's suitable for your sister!" Gu Yu angrily took off the clothes on his body and changed back to the original men's clothes.

Shen Yecang was stunned for a moment, with a dazed expression on his face.

What's the meaning?Why are you suddenly angry?

"Why are you staring blankly? Put on your skirt!" Gu Yu snorted, and sat back on his seat, holding a glass of wine and feeling like a domineering boss.

Shen Yecang: Forget it, it's better not to argue too much with drunks.

Although he couldn't keep up with Gu Yu's rhythm, he still put on the long skirt slowly.

Small to size, barely fits.

"Pfft—hahaha!"

The pink dress paired with Shen Ye's pale, wheat-colored skin made the person even darker. It looked like King Kong Barbie, which was really funny.

Gu Yu laughed until his stomach hurt, the wine glass in his hand shook and shook, and the wine spilled out.

Shen Yecang looked at himself in the mirror and wanted to laugh too.

He also lost his mind, and actually played around with Gu Yu.

Shaking his head, he was about to take off his clothes when suddenly his waist tightened.Gu Yu rushed over and put his arms around his waist, teasingly said: "Ruhua, come and drink with the uncle!"

Shen Yecang turned sideways, lowered his eyebrows and saw that his eyes were bright, his cheeks were pink, and the rabbit ears had popped out, but he didn't notice it, and suddenly felt his heart was hit: "Who is Ru Hua? "

"Ruhua is just like a flower! Hey! You don't understand even if you tell me." Gu Yu didn't know what to think, and his face was depressed.

Shen Yecang raised his eyebrows when he heard the words: "Let go, let me change clothes."

"No!" Gu Yu poked his head on the back of his neck, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery

Shen Yecang held his wrist, turned around to face him, the corners of his lips slightly raised: "Do you want to touch it?"

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