I, scum gong, never adore Master

[Second update] I recognize him as my wife!OK?

Suddenly there was the sound of chaotic footsteps outside the door.

Jiang Ye was startled, the last time the housekeeper knocked on the door to take him out was ten years later in this world, this time he didn't know how much time had passed.

It's just that I feel tired all over, my sore legs are even more sore, and my head is groggy.

Shenmai suddenly said in a hurry: "Mother! Lovebird's dream is not over yet, so bear with it, and we can go out when it's over."

The word "mother" is enough to make Jiang Ye roll his eyes and want to curse.

But he found it difficult for him to speak, and he didn't know what was wrong with his body.

Shenmai said anxiously again: "When I get out, I may not be able to control myself. If I do something that is not good for my parents, mother, please remember to let my father kill me. What flows in my body is my father's blood." blood, and only he can kill me."

When he said whether to die or not to kill, it was as if he was discussing what to eat for the next meal. He didn't feel sad at all, which made Jiang Ye think that he had heard it wrong.

But Jiang Ye felt that his eyelids were heavy and his vision was blurred, so he was caught off guard and fell down on the bed.

Only the sense of hearing is still there, and the soul is also in the body, but they can't control themselves to make movements.

At this moment, the extremely lively sound of drum music came from outside, Jiang Ye listened to it, thought for a while, a little surprised, such a rogue instrument is really a suona!

As the saying goes, when the suona sounds, it is either ascending to heaven or worshiping the church.

He has paid his respects to the church, and the house is full of holes. It is conceivable what is waiting for him this time.

This time, no one knocked on the door, and the door was pushed open, accompanied by overwhelming cries.

I vaguely heard the housekeeper say to the old lady: "Old lady, don't be sad, this is a happy funeral! My uncle has a true love for our son, and he longs to be reunited with him in the underworld every day, and now his wish has finally come true. This is not a great thing ?"

Then, the butler shouted loudly: "The band outside should play louder! This is a happy event, and the rhythm should be more cheerful!"

Jiang Ye: "..."

Painless death is already very speechless. Everyone is quite happy. What’s the matter? I can vaguely hear the guests who came to express their condolences chatting and laughing and saying: "If you can drink, come here, if you can't drink, go to the children's table!"

Jiang Ye: "..."

Jiang Ye knew that in their eyes, his "wife" had passed away many years ago, so they could only see themselves lying on the bed like a dead person, but they couldn't see the master lying beside him.

He could hear voices, but could not control his body.

I could feel the silk cloth covering my face, being lifted up and put into a coffin.

With a sound: "Awakening——"

Jiang Ye was lifted up by the funeral team, and he almost vomited. He wondered if these coffin bearers had learned coffin-carrying skills from Internet celebrity black people, and they happily jumped up to the music.

This family is really rich, and the custom-made coffins are so huge that it is not too crowded for two people to lie on. I couldn't control my body to help myself, I fell to the ground and became dizzy, and my stomach was filled with sour water.

He thought: Lovebirds created such a confusing storyline, isn't it just to use the cover of the dream to let the mentally retarded spirit come in and tell the truth to Master?Why are you taking it so seriously now?The tasks are all completed, is there still a need to continue the storyline?

He couldn't figure it out, and he didn't know how long it would take before he felt the coffin had landed on the ground.

Immediately afterwards, I felt the excitement of fake mourning, the sound of gongs and drums, and the sound of firecrackers.

Soon, the sound of a shovel shoveling soil came from my ears.

Jiang Ye was a little flustered, is it necessary to act so seriously in this play?Why did you just bury him?Who will dig the soil for him then?

But soon, he didn't think so.

The coffin was suddenly lifted. Although he couldn't open his eyes and couldn't see, he could still feel the sunlight from the dark coffin through his thin eyelids.

The shovel just now didn't seem to be burying him, but...

The housekeeper said in an orderly manner: "Be careful, don't damage the bones of the young master."

Jiang Ye: "??"

He can't rot so fast, can he?

The housekeeper supported the sobbing old lady again, and the old lady choked up and said, "It's because you are thoughtful and considerate, the child Jiang Ye is so infatuated with us, that he can't share the same bed while alive, but at least he can be buried in the same coffin after death."

The butler said: "Yes, I specially ordered this nanmu double coffin for my uncle, so they can stay together all the time underground..."

Jiang Ye: "..."

no!Master is not dead yet, whose remains belong to this!

Let him be buried with a rotten skeleton, his weak heart really can't bear it!

However, a dead man's resistance is ineffective unless he can cheat the corpse now.

But Lovebird didn't design such a plot, he could only obediently lie in the coffin, waiting for the unknown skeleton to lie next to him.

Want to cry but have no tears...

The coffin board was covered again, and he was forced to be locked up with the inexplicably appeared corpse in a space that he thought was quite spacious just now, but now only feels cramped and narrow, buried deep under the soil, and then the sound of shovels shoveling the soil, and then It was the sound of the crying crowd moving away.

In the end, I was the only living person left in this silent cemetery...

It's not alive, it's half dead anyway.

Maybe it's already night, and the night owls are screaming in my ears, and the wind is whining and rustling the leaves.

Eerie, terrifying...

If there is still a ghost and monster popping up and treating him as a newcomer of the same kind, it will be even worse. Is it bullying the weak and fearing the strong?Ghost, will it also call Mengxin to pay taxes?I don't know if the old lady and the others burned enough paper money...

The more he thought about it, the more outrageous he became, but Jiang Ye couldn't do anything about it, he couldn't move anywhere except his brain, and he couldn't get out of his body, right?

suddenly!

When he heard the sound of something hitting the coffin, his first reaction was... Tomb robber?

But if you listen carefully, you will understand that the voice did not come from outside the coffin.

Jiang Ye held his breath, although he didn't breathe much anymore and his whole body was in a state of suspended animation, but he was still frightened and froze all over his body.

Until, the movement gradually became apparent, and then, he felt a hand suddenly caressing his waist.

Jiang Ye:! !

Could it be that the corpse really regarded him as his old master, and then he had to hug him before he died?

Jiang Ye was so scared that he almost cried. Before he came to the world of cultivating immortals, he was just an ordinary person in a materialistic society. How could he experience such outrageous and terrifying things?

If it wasn't for the fact that his body didn't react at all, and he couldn't die anymore, his heart would jump out of his throat, and he would be frightened to death again.

Not only did that hand wrap around his waist, the other suddenly touched his cheek.

The cold touch made him feel numb all over, but...

and many more!

Isn't it dry bones?

Why is the hand touching the cheek not only not painful, but also has the elasticity that the skin should have?

He was stunned for a moment, and a familiar sigh came from his ear: "Don't be afraid, it's me."

Master! !

Jiang Yeyi was excited and wanted to speak, but found that he couldn't control his body, and couldn't utter a word at all.

After all, the coffin was not spacious enough, and the two men had to touch each other with their arms, legs and feet overlapping each other while lying in it.

Yun Jian stuck to his ear and said, "You can't speak in your current state, don't be afraid, it will be over in a while, so bear with it."

Jiang Ye actually wanted to shake his head, he wasn't afraid at all, as long as Master was by his side, he had nothing to be afraid of.

On the contrary, he was happy and at ease, but when he thought of the memories that his master had just experienced, his heart throbbed. He really wanted to comfort his master, but he couldn't do anything, he couldn't even speak.

The master hugged him and lay quietly in the narrow coffin. Although he was still silent, he didn't feel how scary Ye Xiao's strange cry was, nor did he feel how desolate and cold the night soil was.

After a while, Yun Jian suddenly said: "Did Shenmai tell you about those things?"

Jiang Ye didn't respond, Yun Jian continued: "I remember all the past events, what happened 1000 years ago... I know it all, and you... know it too?"

Got it, got it, Master.

I know you never forget that "friend" who saved your life and made friends with you. If he hadn't died, I would definitely find him and recognize him as my wife, okay?

Jiang Ye obviously wanted to bless the master, but for some reason, he suddenly thought of such sour words.

It's a good thing he can't speak now, otherwise he would definitely piss off his master if he speaks with his mental retardation.

After all, he felt that the man had passed away, and it would hurt Master's heart to mention it more, to look forward to a future that does not exist.

Even though he knew that Jiang Ye was only immobilized and unresponsive for the time being, Yun Jian still tightened his arms nervously, holding the man tightly in his arms, while telling himself that the man was still in front of him, alive and well, on the other hand He also felt that the cold body was always reminding him of the "disappearing ashes" in his memory.

He hugged him so tightly that it hurt him, but he couldn't resist.

I'm still sad.

The master is really endless. Just now he used him as a substitute to bite the scar, and now he is hugging him as a substitute.

Really are……

Well, Master is so pitiful, so... let's pamper him one more time.

Ugh……

Jiang Ye sighed silently.

"Don't leave me, this time, don't go first."

……

Jiang Ye wants to roll his eyes.

But Shizun hugged him, but trembling all over, still touched the softness in his heart, Shizun is so fragile, so pitiful.

He also felt that it would be better if he could not remember the death of his Taoist companion.

I don't know whether this dream is fortunate or unfortunate for Master.

Afterwards, Yun Jian stopped talking and just hugged him, rubbing his chin against his neck.

Later, I don't know if the inexplicable atmosphere in the coffin gradually heated up, and Jiang Ye felt that he was kissed by his master again!

Jiang Ye: Everything that should collapse has collapsed, and there is nothing to collapse.

Anyway, he is now a "corpse" who can't live or die. He can't resist what Master wants to do to him. I just hope that Master doesn't have too much taste. He still thinks about that kind of thing in the coffin. I hope Master can have a little conscience, to understand that double literature is not serious after all, Bai Yueguang knows it underground, tears will fall...

Fortunately, the master's kiss was very restrained, and he really tasted it lightly, delicately and tenderly licking the freshly bitten scar on his lips.

Jiang Ye breathed a sigh of relief, but it was probably because the coffin was too stuffy, and his heart felt uncomfortable.

All in all, Master seemed to feel that there was some addictive honey on his lips, and he repeatedly sucked it repeatedly, making him numb.

Later, when he felt sleepy, Master said something in his ear that made him confused.

"In one life, you sacrificed me like this..."

Jiang Ye fell into a deep sleep, he knew that those words should not be said to himself, after all, he was just a stand-in, and the infatuation Master wanted to express was all said to Bai Yueguang who would never come back.

When Jiang Ye became conscious again, he found that he couldn't find the position of his hands and feet. He seemed to be swimming in the water, surrounded by gravel and tender aquatic plants.

Therefore, he judged that he should be a fish at this moment, without legs and hands, only fins and tail.

As his adaptability got higher and higher, such absurd dreams no longer made him feel vigilant.

What the hell did the lovebirds do?

He wants to give a bad review!

The irritable "little fish" paddled in the water for a long time, and found that the fish around him ignored him, as if they hadn't seen him.

Jiang Ye waited boredly for the dream to end, lay flat, and didn't want to go through the plot anymore.

But he suddenly remembered, where is Master? !

Sitting up in shock while dying, he slapped his "fins" and "tails" violently, scaring away a piece of small fish and shrimp.

At this moment, a bird suddenly swooped down from the sky, with soft white feathers and gorgeous tail feathers.

Jiang Ye was fascinated by watching the bird, and when the white bird suddenly opened its beak and attacked him, he suddenly realized: I am a fish!Birds eat fish! !

He desperately pulled his "fins" and "tails", trying to escape, but no matter how he tried to escape, he couldn't escape. The next moment, he froze in place again.

What am I running away from?

I'm not a real fish, maybe I'll go out if I get eaten!

Forget it, lie down...

Fantasizing that he still has hands and legs, he stretched out his body and spread it out on the water, motionless.

Silently urging the white bird: Eat me quickly, eat me quickly, and I will die when I finish eating.

The white bird seemed to sense what was in his heart, spread its wings, and flew towards him, and then...

A fierce child plunged into the water, frolicking to create a puddle of water stains, flung it in the air, and just played with the water...

To be precise, it was playing Jiang Ye!

Jiang Ye again: He thought he was a fish, only to find out that he was water!

The white birds played wantonly in the water, splashing waves after waves, continuously beating on the sand and gravel on the shore, splashing water stains on the vegetation.

Jiang Ye: Not very aggressive, but extremely insulting.

There was a strange itching all over his body, but he couldn't stretch out his hand to scratch it, but the white bird seemed to understand what he was thinking very well, wherever he was itchy, the white bird would go and flap around, disturbing the spring waves in the pool.

It was like touching his skin, stimulating the senses.

Fortunately, this dream was very short, not too long, even if he didn't see the master, he passed it without incident.

Perception was the first to recover. Before he opened his eyes, he felt the hand tightly clutching his wrist. The cool touch was neither cold nor hot, but soft and warm.

Jiang Ye woke up, and when he opened his eyes, Master's peach-blossom eyes were staring at him.

Passionate and hot.

Seeing it, Jiang Ye's heart felt a little sour, thinking of everything he had experienced in his dream, and returning to reality, it was like a spring dream without trace, his face blushed, and his eyelashes drooped uncomfortably.

The master who was very close to him suddenly smiled softly, which seemed to be easier than ever before.

Lovebird's ethereal voice sounded: "Congratulations, Your Highness, congratulations to both of you, you finally got your wish..."

Ever wondered, did you get what you wanted?

Recalling those events thousands of years ago is painful for Master, so why congratulate me?

But after thinking about it, he was so blessed that he suddenly asked Lovebird: "The meaning is... It's not that there is no turning point, but there is still a chance to be resurrected, or reincarnated, right?"

Lovebird confirmed his guess.

Yun Jian also looked at him with a slight smile, his eyes were gentle and affectionate.

There were only the two of them and one bird in the ice crystal cave, but Jiang Ye was the only one who didn't understand.

Suddenly he was in a complicated mood, smiled bitterly for a while, then smiled happily for Master, the switching was not smooth at all, his face was almost stiff.

finally understood.

He lowered his head and pulled out his clenched hands little by little, thinking: If the teacher's wife came back, she would definitely not be happy to see all this.Master, he still wants to reunite with his wife after all. It's... very inappropriate for him to do this.

The author says:

Hey, there will be double updates tomorrow.

……

Jiang Xiaoye will definitely not understand who he is all of a sudden, because he feels that he has passed through the modern age, and there is no past life, which is the modern experience.

It's like it's impossible for atheists to admit ghosts all at once.

Jiang Xiaoye is like this, he will only think seriously if the evidence is slapped on his face and he can't escape.